There, that looks better.

By Uberzone on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 11:43 pm:

Attractive women know how to satisfy a man.

Satisfaction comes when women caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.

By indigo on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 03:02 pm:

gelatinize?

By Quintal on Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 04:00 am:

Spotweld?

By Hallie on Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 09:17 pm:

The first message on the "What do the lovely ladies of Coping find attractive about a man?" topic also invited the men to put in their two cents about what they find attractive about a woman.

By Song_1 on Friday, March 22, 2002 - 11:31 pm:

pert titties and a fine ass

By Nathallie on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 06:29 am:

As a gentlewoman, I shall confess my recent discovery that there is nothing sexier than a woman who plays the cello.

By Quintal on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 06:14 am:

Do tell us about this discovery, Nat...

By Nittaya on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:15 am:

Haha, it's a lot more chaste than you think, Quintal! (simply an observation)

By JEFF FOLKOFF on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:12 am:

NANA WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB

By indigo on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 05:04 pm:

Ah Nat - always chaste (and often caught)

By Hallie on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 07:45 pm:

Yeah well, some are natural-born angels...

(*smile!*)

By indigo on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 04:34 pm:

That would be me.. *wink*
Argh, I have nothing to say... oh yeah, I have spent the past two days making a silk painting for my art exam, and i finished it! Although there is another day of exam tomorrow, so I'll just have to sit in silence in the art room all day like a muppet.

By BIG BRETT on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 10:39 pm:

HAAHAHABOOMBOOM! I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL INDIGO! WE JUST FINISHED OUR NEW ALBUM TODAY AND WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER DAY OF RECORDING! WE WERE GOING TO RECORD MORE SONGS BUT WE SMASHED ALL OUR INSTRUMENTS UP TODAY AND GOT PISSED! WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER DAY IN THE STUDIO WHICH WE WILL SPEND GETTING PISSED WITH OASIS! DRINKING CANS OF BEER, GETTING STONED AND SLAGGING OFF MEAT AXXXE AND BLUR! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By *ANGIE!* Smitten Kitten on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 11:06 am:

Heheboomboom! U R a real man Brett hehe
ROCK ON!
Maybe if u like i could do my solo show as the support slot 4 ur next beaf gig,what do u think? it would be way kool 4 sure,esp. if i could get 2 hang out with all the ladz from ur band after the show omg! sorry but i just got so excited i almost fell off my chair hehe,serves me right 4 swinging on it in the 1st place!
anywayz gang,i have so much news i dun no where 2 start! lets just put it this way: i am in luv again and it feels so gr8! THERE IS NO DRUG LIKE LUV! REMEMBER THAT ALL YOU PATHETIC JUNKIES OKAY! When U shoot up next and r having ur next high *rollz eyes* just u remember to think of me (ANGIE!) and remember that i am in love and not doing any drugz at all and i am still feeling way better than u r on the drugz! ROCK ON!