John Fechter Wasdin, 23, was found dead in Queen's Park, Oxford, yesterday, his head having been dismembered from his body by a large pack of vicious pig dogs. He is survived by Agnes Hillary Wasdin, his mother, and Bartholemew Maxamillian Wasdin, his father.
Eyewitnesses of the attack say that John Fechter Wasdin saw the 14 pig dogs approaching him and pulled out a gun, shooting 12 bullets but missing with each shot. A stray bullet did manage to deflate the wheel of a child's pram though, before he was brutally attacked by the pig dogs. Conflicting eyewitnesses reports say John Wasdin's last words may have been something to do with either "Come to Daddy" or "I love Maddy". He was wearing a dark trenchcoat and sunglasses at the time of his death. Rumours suggest he may have been the infamous "Queen's Park Flasher" - the man who prowled the park at night with a torch, wearing nothing but a trenchcoat, and exposing himself to passers-by with the use of the flashlight.

By ATEASE! on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 01:11 pm:

ATEASE FOREVER!