Just how big is the bastard? Last we heard he said he was six foot five and a half, and seventeen years old! Time for an update?

By BIG BRETT on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 07:26 pm:

I AM SIX FOOT FIVE AND A QUARTER AND 19 YEARS OLD SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
SO I AM SHRINKING! IN ANOTHER 20 YEARS I WILL PROBABLY BE LESS THAN 6 FOOT!
I WEIGH 17 STONE AND 7 POUNDS (245lbs) AND I AM PROUD COS IVE LOST WEIGHT OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS!
I AM SURE THERE ARE FATTER FUCKERS OUT THERE THAN ME! ESPECIALLY SOME OF THE BIRDS THAT POST ON HERE! HAHAHABOOMBOOM! I BET TRACEY IS REALLY AN 18 STONE MINGER!

HOW MUCH DOES EVERYONE ELSE WEIGH? IM STARTING TO FEEL A BIT OF A FREAK SHOW HERE!

By LOL on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 03:23 pm:

HAHABOOMBOOM ........MY ARSE !!!

By Topper on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

What about yer facking arse?

By ALL THE YOUNG DEWDS on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 05:53 pm:

JUST LOOK AT THE BIG HANDSOME BASTARD! WE'RE SURE THERE ARE FATTER FUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU, BRETT. YOU'VE GOT SEX APPEAL, BROTHER! BRING IT ON!
BEAF, BEAF, BEAF!