Person most likely to play Monica Lewinsky in a made for TV movie - Eddy.

Person most likely to play a bossy female reporter in a made for TV movie about the September 11th terrorist attacks - Paige.

Sexiest Female Coper - Karla

Most Memorable Feud - Toss up between Coping Vs Atease and BIG BRETT Vs Micky Maybrick

Least intelligent - Master Sleuth

Ladies Man of the Year - Dippy

Man's Lady of the Year - *ANGIE!*

Man's Man of the Year/All Round Lad - Shifty

Thought for the Year - The truth will set you free

And so on!

By ChrisZ on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:25 am:

no best feud is me vers the other Chris...thats way better
LOL

By Riding the Storm on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 01:20 pm:

feuds are fun....that is why i try to start as many of them as possible then piss off and just watch what happens. hehehehehe

By BIG BRETT on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:24 pm:

YOU'D BETTER PISS OFF NOW THEN BEFORE I LOOSE MY TEMPER WITH YOU! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

I HAVE TO SAY I ENJOYED WITH MICKY MARBRICK FEUD! WHICH I WON!! WHERE IS THE SAD LOOSER NOW EH?

HE WAS NEVER A MATCH FOR BIG BRETT! BUT I ADMIRE HIS BRAVERY/STUPIDITY FOR STANDIN UP TO ME!

By dippy on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:38 pm:

and theres me thinking id win most annoying, or BCer who others would most like to hit award, but im flattered *blushes*

but as Fred would say Awards........MY ARSE

By damon's mad helper on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

Fred? ....... MY ARSE!!!!!!!

By Fred on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 10:59 pm:

Excuse me? Where do you people come off impersonating me? I do not recall "My Arse" being used before as repeatedly as this. Can you people not choose your own phrase?

Let go of your fear.
Let go of your tension.
Let go of your inhibitions.
Let go of your job.
Let go of your husband.
Let go of your wife.
Let go of your parents.
Let go of your children.
Let go of your home.
Let go of your money.
Let everything go!
(Talk to a friend before embarking on this.)

Stealing other people's remarks ...My Arse.

By Shifty on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 01:35 pm:

I'm more like Nerd of the year, but thanks anyway , nice to be back here .. sorry I've been away so long and will be away for some time yet , got my final Operation for those that know what I'm on about on the 18th December and I'm going home for the first time in 2 years and first time on a plane also this Christmas. I'l maybe see you all around late January again. Till then have a fantasic holidays and Christmas and take care
Shifty x

By An Observer on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 04:55 pm:

Person most likely to play Monica Lewinsky in a made for TV movie - Kenzilicious

Person most likely to play a bossy female reporter in a made for TV movie about the September 11th terrorist attacks - Paige

Sexiest Female Coper - Butter~Mobile

Sexiest Male Coper - BIG BRETT

Most Memorable Feud - MEAT AXXXE vs BEAF

Least Intelligent - Watchdog

Ladies Man of the Year - Chris

Man's Lady of the Year - *ANGIE!*

All Round Lad - Micky

Thought for the Year - All I know is that I dont know nuthin'

By Trumpeter. on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 12:29 am:

Sexiest Female Coper - Marion Herbain.

Most Consistently Polite Coper - Chris Pillock.

Person most likely to play a feisty female reporter in a made for TV movie about the September 11th terrorist attacks - *ANGIE!*

Most Memorable Feud - BIG BRETT/*ANGIE!* Vs Micky {The Lad}.

Person least likely to play Brigitte Bardot in a made for TV movie biopic - Me.

Most Charismatic Coper - shellie.

Man's Man/All Round Decent Lad of the Year - I dunno. Ask a man!!!1 Skroo, I think.

Ladies Man of the Year - Quintal Hunter

Most Articulate Coper - Quintal Hunter

Man's Lady of the Year - Indigo.

Coper With The Kindest Heart - Paul McCambridge.

Least Intelligent - Me, ultimately.

Thought for the Year - "IF YOU SAY YOU'RE ALL THAT, WELL THEN, HOW COME YOUR MAN'S BEEN KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?"

By indigo on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 05:01 pm:

aww shucks.. *blushes*. umm.... define "man's lady" for me would you?

By indigo on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

aww shucks.. *blushes*. umm.... define "man's lady" for me would you?

By bollocks! sorry! on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 05:09 pm:

Person least able to use Coping or to type legibly - indigo.

By Karla on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 03:07 am:

Thanx for that "sexy" comment, A *Different* Coper Who Talks Sense! hahah


Coping/Blur Chat Awards 2001

Ok, this is just as far as I can tell from talking with you through the internet...(I may be wrong, hahah...so don't sue me!) Here we go...


Most Earnest: BakeSale
Most Entrepreneurial: Big Brett
Most down to earth: Cam
Most Ambitious: Carly
Most Tortured: XCazzaX
Most Feisty: Chut
Most Sensitive: Darren
Most Outgoing: Dot !
Biggest Music Conversationalist: Danny
Most Dramatic: Fried~Butter
Most Inquisitive: Indigo
Biggest Straightshooter: Jessica
Most likely to be a “cop” on halloween: Kenzie
Quietest: Leanne
Most Playful: *Lister
Most Indifferent: Lukas
Most Energetic: Mandy Moo
Spookiest: Mr. Pipes
Biggest Mystery: Nameless
Most Girlish: Nat
Sweetest: Nide
Most Misspellings: Noodle
Strangest Username: Oom Papa!
Most Prim: Paige
Most Attentive: Pillock
Most likely to join an underground cult: Scamp
Most Abstract: Sean
Best Listener: Simon
Most Modest: Shifty
Most Outspoken: Skroo
Biggest Drunk: Swales
Biggest Wiseguy: The Occifer
Biggest Blur Fan: Tracey


Thought for 2002:

There is a little voice inside of you who always wants more. This time, do what it says.

By chut on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 11:59 am:

I'm gonna have that most outspoken award in no time. Then again, I've not read the following topic :o/

By chut on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 12:17 pm:

It wasn't *the* following topic, it was three after. I apologise for any confusion.

By Carly on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

The Most Ambitious Coper? Me? Nah... there must be another Carly... I mean, all I wanna do is go on to have a midly successful career as a journalist, which will come to a premature end just before I am nominated for the Pulitzer Prize because of my musical career taking off. That would then briefly put on hold as I star in my first major motion picture and go on to start my own TV show, before I combine movies, TV and music before settling down to have a family and plan my amazing comeback at age 45. But if all that's ambition.. wel, spank my ass and call me Charlie, I guess I am ambitious.

By Skrooie on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 03:53 pm:

Haha, I'm quite proud to accept that award.

By Trumpeting~Butter~G'rill on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 08:36 pm:

The other day on Judge Judy, she was taking some woman apart for claiming her son, a car thief, was "really very intelligent". With a glare of withering hatred, Judge Judy bellowed [excuse the dubious phonetic attempt at Judy's New York accent]: "He's NAWT SMAWRT! He's a WISEGUY! That's AWLL he is! NOT intelligent! He's just a WISEGUY! And there is a DIFF'RENCE, MADAM!"
At the time, I happened to agree with her. Therefore, *sniffs primly* I must take issue with Karla giving Occifer the Wiseguy award, though I somehow predict he himself would like it.

Me most dramatic? Hur hur, that one is eerily apt, but I've hardly spoken to you, Karla. Are you sure you haven't read some of my old Coping posts? I heard say by a clever lad I had a habit of using Coping as a confessional, so maybe I deserve an award for that. But maybe you're just a psychic sistah, huh? HUH?!
Actually, I'm the one most likely to join a cult.

Most Sadly Missed ~ Scratch Athletic.

Coper I'd Like To See More Of - R~S~P

Useless/Negligible Tosser of the Year ~ Zach (not Osama. This is Coping, not the NME!)

By Luka/s/l on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 09:22 pm:

Do people think I'm indifferent? What do I care...

By The Occifer on Monday, December 17, 2001 - 07:35 am:

Buttergal's right. I dig it. Hehe.
I'm NAWT SMAWRT! I'm just a WISEGUY!

By indigo on Monday, December 17, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

Butternut, I was going to post that you were the one most likely to join a cult, but reconsidered on the grounds that you may have a little voodoo doll somewhere and you'd stick pins in my fingers so I couldn't type. Well, maybe not. Hmm, I like the word Butternut. Is it a real word? Did i make it up?

By Butter~Whizzer on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - 12:45 am:

Now, just why would I use a little Voodoo doll to wreak vengeance on your sassy little fingers, Indi? I like you!

I was automatically disqualifed from the "Coper Most Likely To Join A Cult" category on the basis that I already did join one, for all of 2 weeks.

I feel like the girl who cried Dingo...

By Karla on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - 01:18 am:

hahah Ana, I'm just going by what you posted since I've been here and the times I've seen you you in BlurChat. Also, you're right about that whole smart/wiseguy comment...but wiseguy can also translate into smartass, which is not necessarily a bad thing! hahah

and LoL @ everybody, you guys are funny...

:D

By The Occifer on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - 06:11 am:

BRITGIRL, who used to be a veritable fixture in BC, told me once that she joined a cult. I wasnt surprised in the slightest.

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Garage/5445/
Drop in and say hello.

By indigo on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - 08:42 pm:

ah thanks butter - do you know, you're the first person in the years I've been posting on Coping who has ever called me indi? I was thinking a while ago why i've always been called indigo on chat rooms etc and i decided it was either the result of being the only "indie" kid at my primary school, or that at about the same time I had a really old tshirt with indigo from Rainbow Brite on it (yeah, the dorky one with the glasses), which a couple of "mates" decided I looked like.

Has anyone else got a rationale behind their netname?

By dippy on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - 12:35 am:

i have indi, but i aint gonna tell, very long story, adn some already know it

By zippy on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - 09:49 am:

My netname was inspired by a certain somebody named dippy69 *ahem*

By Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

dippy69...haw haw.

By O.R. on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - 05:44 pm:

Damon Albarn's song on the Trainspotting soundtrack is called "Closet Romantic" I used that for a week and then someone suggested that I come out of the closet [about being a romantic of course] and so I became OpenRomantic. I've thought about changing it several times cos I'm often thought of as a 16 year old male pussy when in fact I'm not! I guess I could start writing it backwards, CitnamorNepo, and start being known as Nepo. That's sort of cute, eh? Anyway, that's my netname story. Next....

By dippy on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

woah, me inspire zippy , ive never inspired ANYTHING before *blushes* "AHEM" though it was zippy who inpsired me to get rid of me numbers, along with another BCer

and basically my nick is a long story, but it was a very old nickname that some git tried to give me!! and i hated it, and would have gone mad had anyone called me it (at around 12ish, the joys of being a moody teen) and so i used it to prove to a certain person that i wasnt sensitive about it anymore......and it kinda stuck!

before that i was monkey boy, a whole different story!!

By Jessica on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 12:22 am:

*vomits*

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 08:26 pm:

Jessica, I know this might sound bitchy or nasty, but sometimes you sound like you need a little anger management! Actually, stick to Valium. Probably cheaper and definitely a lot more fun.

(And I really don't mean that nastily - you just seem to have very strong reactions to things, but that's a refreshing & welcome change, come to think of it & I find it amusing - in a good way. I've been reprimanded for blowing a fuse too often on Coping. This place would be even duller if no one EVER lost it, so you go girl!)

I won't describe how Butter~Girl/Twirré etc was invented. I think THAT would produce projectile vomiting, and not just from Miss Jessica.

By Jessica on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 11:04 pm:

No worries on being a bitch.

Note: I vomit on valium...heroin works much better.

Anyhow, I am sure not everyone likes the way I am addicted to sirring shit up, but think about these wannabe "I-love-everyone-people", or people who's game is based on and 8-year-olds flirting method...you know who you are.

So don't consider me as bitchy, but more of an equalizer.

By Hallie on Friday, December 21, 2001 - 10:33 pm:

ah ha ha! Thanks Karla! I've never been called girlish in my life ... it's quite good you do so. another "side". though I do realize after I've written anything how very cheery it all sounds. argh! craaaaaazy. what else? Oh, names ... chat as MisshapenMind 'cos I was trying to come up with something that described how I felt ........ ('round the kids i got here, not you guys)

alright then - sleep well chilluns -
Nat's out.

By Johnny Panic the Scamp on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 02:26 am:

Nominees for most memorable/entertaining/hilarious//clever/dishonest/idiotic Coping quotes of 2001

Indigo on I've noticed many of us are keen guitarists....so...

isn't january the suckiest month?

[Yup, and only 12 more sleeps to go - ed]

Scamp on Lets say everyone on the face of the earth disappear but the people in coping. . . . . .

Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 02:43 pm:
You bloody liar, Anastasia!

lukas on Lets say everyone on the face of the earth disappear but the people in coping. . . . . .

Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:50 am:
'Why would I want to pick you to be my "sexual and life partner" eh?'
I don't like blowing my own trumpet but nobody else will so here you go...

Skrooie on Coping is dead. Long live Coping.Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 09:46 pm

If thats the best attempt we've got at starting an intelligent convo, I'm off.

Butter~Twirré on I've noticed many of us are keen guitarists....so...

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 01:11 am
Eddy is a damned fine, solid example of a New Zealander who knows what he wants and goes after it.

Eddy on How To Be Graham Coxon
Thursday, January 4, 2001 - 08:43 am:

I have DM boots with a Union Jack pattern on the toe. Picked them up for a steal as well.

Kenzie on Garden Central
Wednesday, September 12, 2001 - 04:38pm:

I don't think it's funny Karla. Just thought I should let you guys know... Paige and her Dad were just recently notified and they're on their way out to Washington DC. Her Dad's younger brother worked in navy intelligence and has been killed in the crash of the pentagon.

By Cazza on What do the lovely ladies of Coping find attractive about a man?
Monday, May 28, 2001 - 02:55 pm:

Personality. The way the person is. Sense of humor. Kindness. And if he has "that"... I don't know what "that" is though... But I know it when I meet him.

Kyle on What do the lovely ladies of Coping find attractive about a man?

Does anyone else consider this topic to be a little bit sinister ?

*ANGIE!* on The Micky Maybrick Photo GallerySunday, June 3, 2001 - 10:10 am:

ok Ive written a poem 4 Micky which he wont be able to hack, cuz its the TRUTH.
I often wonder what my life would have bin
if the bloke I was on with hadnt lived in sin

Arresting Occifer on Lets say everyone on the face of the earth disappear but the people in coping. . . . . .

Monday, May 21, 2001 - 02:51 pm
I got pulled over for speeding by the coppers, only to have the ENTIRE car searched because they thought they could smell something slightly illegal & probably wanted some of it for themselves. Oh fuck, I dont even WANT to go into what happened THAT day...haha. Let's just say Bull Frog, a bottle of whiskey, 2 points of speed & a crowded Nudist beach just DONT MIX WELL!

Johnny Panic the Scamp on Coping Awards 2001!
Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 2:26 am:
This was such a dumb idea. I like these quotes, but the formatting jazz is a pain in the arse.

By Karla on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 02:50 am:

LoL

*applause*

By Johnny Panic the Scamp on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 02:57 am:

Applause? *Guh!*
Karla, I nominate you for sweetest.

By Karla on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 03:03 am:

Scamp, do you want to take this outside?

By Scamp on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 03:30 am:

Isn't the answer obvious, Karla? *BOFL*

By Scamp on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 03:33 am:

And has anyone else noticed that we're at the Copic Awards, not Coping Awards?

By Karla on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 03:43 am:

*scans scamp*

*runs scamp through X-ray*

hmmm...

ok, you're clean.


But...BOFL?? I've never heard of that one before.

By Oom Papa! on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 07:03 pm:

That's not your bottle...
Nor what's inside
I guess they must have bought it just for them.

How'd you get in?
That's fucking right...
None of my friends would bother to even be bothered.

By Jessica on Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 06:16 am:

*vomits*...again

By Quintal on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 09:15 am:

Are you bulimic, Jessica?

By A *Different* Coper Who Talks Sense on Wednesday, December 26, 2001 - 03:42 pm:

She doesn't swallow, so I'd say not. NO, I don't mean that! The people she's vomiting over aren't being vomited up.
Or are they?

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

Would that be you, Jessica?

By tracey on Wednesday, December 26, 2001 - 08:30 pm:

I'm very greatful to except Karlas award for biggest Blur fan thankyou thankyou!! erm.. speech .... I am speechless!!!!! thankyou !!!

By Oom Papa! on Thursday, December 27, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

I am very grateful to accept Karla's award for me as well. Thankyou and thankyou too! Hehe.

By sean on Thursday, December 27, 2001 - 03:02 pm:

*Takes his award and weeps as he says his thank yous* "It would not have been possible without electricity, for this is what makes computers able to run" *sniff sniff*
(some time later) *sobbing into his hands saying "THANK YOU!!.." repeatedly while being escorted off the stage by security*

By Jessica on Thursday, December 27, 2001 - 08:27 pm:

No, I do not suffer from an eating disorder.

"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."...No that wouldn't be me.....I vomit on red hair.

By biggest blur fan on Thursday, December 27, 2001 - 10:58 pm:

*polishes her award* while *crying with joy*

By icelandalbarn on Friday, December 28, 2001 - 03:32 am:

Loudest Person
Anonymous
Congratulations "Anonymous"!!!!

By shellie on Friday, December 28, 2001 - 09:48 am:

but heaps of people are anonymous so u make no sense

By The Occifer on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 04:50 pm:

Kewlest Coper: Shellie
Most Bilious: Jessica
Most Suspicious: Cam
Texaco All Round Coper of the Year: Nick
Most Shaggable Bird: Ana
Person Most Likely To Award an Award to Themself: Luke
Most Original Expressions of Laughter: Karla
Best Name Change: dippy69 to dippy
Cleo Bachelor of the Year: Sean
American Family Association (AFA) Award: Jamie
Most Skillful: Karla
Growing Old With Grace Magazine Award for Grumpiest Old Boy: Skrooie
Children Should Be Seen But Not Heard Award: Eddy
Career Coper Prize: Chut
Kewlest Character: Paige
UK Footballer of the Year Award: Shifty
Person Who Deserves Another Award for the Hell of It: Cam
Best Conversationalist: Pillock
Second Biggest Shit Stirrer: ChrisZ
Biggest Shit Stirrer: Jessica
Coping's Lifeblood Encouragement Award: indigo
Best License Plate: Sy_da_Yeti
Coping Song of the Year: "That's My Bird's Arse Ya Got Ya Hand On" - MEAT AXXXE
Coping Album of the Year: "Who's Fooling Who" - BEAF
Terry Tickler Award for Taste: Scamp
Best Trombonist: Frankie J
Best In Show: Dylan
Ted Hughes (Poet Laureate) Award: ANGIE
Another Good Song: ICDC by Splinter
The Inaugaral JOHN SADIST Cash Prize: BakeSale
Star Award for Slickness: Nathallie
The Young and the Restless Prize for Best Internet Romance: swales & golden
Best Insult: Rox to Cam - "You're an abomination!"
The Redneck Award for Racism: Eggplant
Most Optimistic Award: Caramel
Person Who Has To Be Awake and Out Of The House In 6 Hours: Me

By Trumpeter on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 05:23 pm:

Nah, best Coping song of the year was penned by Micky Maybrick : "My Penis Is So Gr8 (It's About To Inflate)". And I'm SO not shaggable! I may as well take a vow of celibacy. At least there's some dignity attached to that. My NY's resolution is to convey the impression that my lack of shagability is only the willed consequence of the utter resistibility of the offers I have received, thus remaining a "choice", you see.
And is Ted Hughes still poet laureate? He's dead. I guess that's a prerequisite to being a Good Poet, all the same.
From my doleful prison, this 3rd January,
Ana

By Skrooie on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 05:34 pm:

Hahahah that was pretty funny, Occifer.

Now bugger off and give us old bastards some peace.

I fought in the war for you lot...

By indigo on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 06:40 pm:

haha - thanks occifer!

*pours skrooie a cup of cocoa&prozac*

By Toupee Tape on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 08:35 pm:

Sexiest Female Coper: Anastasia Charrier
Sexiest Male Coper: Skroo Ball
Most Shaggable Coper when drunk: BIG BRETT
Most kind at Heart Coper: Tracey
Most Laughed At Character in every Coper's home: Paige
Most Skillful and Mothering Coper: Karlita
Sexiest Haircut Coper: Quint Hunter
Perviest Coper: Sean
"Prince LOL" Coper of the Year: Chut Mango
Grumpiest Coper: Skroo Ball
Biggest Coping Primadonna: Moonlight Rox
Most Toasted Coper: Rickkayyyy Boy
"Princess LOL" Coper: Moooooo
Most successful LOL Rehab: Dippy
Most Creative Kid Coper: Nat
Most descreet Coper these days: Kenzie
Best Ghost like Coper: Jamie Milestone
Most Original Typing Coper: French Sarah
Most Optimistic and Friendly Coper: Caramel
Person who deserves another Award because he's worth it and gave me two: Quint Hunter
Amnesty International Award: Lurkasm
Most Mysterious Coper: Indigo
Best Last Minute Essay Rewriters: Pillock, Sy, Danny.
Best French Speaking Coper: Sy_da_yeti
Most Inspirational Coper: Shifty
Best Schyzophrenic Coper: Sarki
Best Coping Bands: The Charles Machine and BEEF
Best Coping Bands Wannabes: MEAT AXXXXE

By BIG BRETT on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 09:15 pm:

HAHAHABOOMBOOM! THANX PEOPLE! HOW LONG DID THIS AWARDS CEREMONY TAKE AND WHERE'S THE TROPHIES? SOD THE TROPHIES! WHERE'S THE BLUDDY FREE BOOZE?
IT'S GREAT TO ONCE AGAIN BE CONFIRMED THAT WE ARE INDEED BIGGER, BETTER AND INDEED LOUDER! THAN MEAT AXXXE! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
THANKYOU AGAIN FANS!

By zippy on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 12:48 am:

Actually, his name was originally dippy37, but I changed it because I liked 69 better.

By sean on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 12:20 pm:

perviest coper!?! hmmm

By Sean on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 12:43 pm:

ok my turn:
Happy left to play in sandpit: Lister
Most rude and sarcastic: sarki
Sneaky bloke of the year: dippy
laziest bugger: Sy_da_yeti
girl most in touch with her sensetive side: karla
smiliest girl of the year: Mandy MOO
Person with a thousand names: quintal
Most athletic: shifty
Good things come to those who wait award: simon
Good things come to those who wait award:Kenzie
Lurker of the year: Lukas
Best dissapearing act: Paige

By tracey on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 01:18 pm:

heh ... dont I get a mention ??

By tracey on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 01:36 pm:

Most happiest Coper : Mandy MOO
Most Shaggable Coper: Sean
Most down to earth Coper : Marion
Owning their own sandpit Coper : Listy
Most attractive Coper : Darren aka Dippy
Most rude and Sarcastic Coper : Sarki
Most senistive & shy Coper : Chris aka Pillock
Most laziest Coper : Sy_Da_yeti
Most crazy and sweet coper : Karla
Most loveable couple Copers : Cam & Skrooie
Most friendlist Coper : Simon

hmmm... that will be all for now .

By Nat on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 03:30 pm:

most creative, most slick ... favourite daughter? I've gotta get on here more and form some stronger opinions about the lot of ya ... (Indigo, you're granted mysteriousness reminds me of our "moors" imagery)

By L.U.R.K.E.M.I. on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 11:00 pm:

Most misunderstood chatter : Lukas

By Anonymous on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 12:22 am:

aawww@Lukas

By Autonomous on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 04:47 am:

aawww@Anonymous

By indigo on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 10:55 am:

hmm - so i'm a "man's lady", most inquisitive, encouraging AND mysterious eh? I don't know what to say.... *blushes*

By Scampervan on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 09:10 pm:

Dare I ask who Terry Tickler is?

By Carly on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 10:00 am:

Hmmm... I'm gonna have to work on this.... Most Ambitious Coper is all well and good, but damnit, some of you are receiving amazing awards! *adopts dramatic voice in strange British accent* What do I have to do to impress you people?? What???

By sean on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 01:03 pm:

Best actress award: Carly
Sensetive but smiley award: Tracey

By Butter Mobile on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 01:57 am:

Incidentally, the Monica Lewinsky award wasn't intended to be a put-down.

By Carly on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 06:44 am:

Oh thank you! Oh.. I'm so honoured.... Oh God! *wipes tears away* I'd like to thank my mum and my dad, my brother, this guy who used to live down the road from me who I haven't seen in about 5 years... Oh, gosh... uh, I'd like to thank Bob and Sarah and Emily and Matt and Jason.... oh God I know I've forgotten so many! I wanna thank you all and most of all, thanx God! *blows kisses to all and sundry* Thank you thank you!


I need to get out more

By tracey on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 07:05 pm:

Cheers for the award sean ... LoL

By ChrisZ on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 06:35 am:

Cheers for the award Occifer ... LoL

By Nittaya on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 12:21 am:

Alright, I've finally got a satchel to air! *and as much as I hate to "label" people - what a restrictive practice! - oh well, 'tis all in good fun...

Most playfully charming: BakeSale (I LOVE that name)

Most 'Head-Screwed-On-Right': Quintal (also a great name)

Most Heartfeltedly Missed: Ian, JOE, Tammi... and TobyZ! (well, your presence here anyway)

Most Likely to have sat under the maple tree in the school yard during play-time sharing cupcakes: Indigo, Lucky, and I.

And finally, for now:
BC-er I am most likely to bombard with Questions: Sara/LV (unless a forensic scientist or mortician joins our ranks)

Okay, I've got a chemistry exam to study for. (but first, a short sleep - and the sun hasn't even set yet!)

Hope your tomorrow looks better than mine -
~ Nat.

By indigo on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 08:43 am:

*gives Lucky and Nat a cupcake*

I have an exam tomorrow too... damn history. Good luck! At leadt mine is my last A level, and so after tomorrow I'm FREE! AND IM GOING TO GLASTONBURY!!!!

oh, so excited!

By Lucky on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 11:49 am:

Good luck! Hell you don't need good luck for Glastonbury ye lucky sod Indigo. Have a rad time! My last exam's on Friday right during the bollocking match between England and Brazil! Unfair as hell if you ask me...

Most likely to be famous: Joe and Ian 'Booty'
Most enviable: OpenRomantic
Best Coping Band: Chut and Skroo's one. I heard that cover of 'Sunscreen' y'know...
Cutest nickname: WAKEY!
Weirdest phrase posted on Coping: "it's goity gots" (courtesy of the Oxford lot who also mentioned 'fubby the pamvire slayer').
Longest topic ever: Tie between one of the xenophobic ones and the Sex one.
Strangest topic name: 'Monkeys in a speedboat' (by Ian)
Coping's Nadir: Tie between TheGoldenAgeOfLisaAndCheri and, er, now. WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

By Sarkonymous on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

Most boring: Lucky

By Lucky on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 07:12 pm:

Most thick: Sarki and all his "friends"

Don't you think "curl up and die blah blah sarki envy blah blah is king blah blah me me me" gets a bit boring after a while too, you silly little hypocrite?

By Quintal on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 07:28 pm:

Go Lucky.

By Anonymous on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 08:01 pm:

I feel really sick.

I went out last night to celebrate the end of exams, but I couldn't drink because I was driving everyone home. Instead I ate a lot of pizza to try and forget about my sore throat. Eventually, I forgot about the not drinking thing, and then drove home (with 4 loud, drunk passengers in the siling rain, in the dark, unable to work out how to demist the windows), feeling sick from too much pizza and a headache from trying to concentrate and ignore 2 glasses of wine ( I only passed my test a month ago and I rarely drink). I woke up this morning and realised that I had promised to go to Camden with a friend I rarely see, so guilt forced me to go out with her. I somehow managed to spend £40 (which I really needed to buy food at Glastonbury) and developed such a severe sore throat that I could barely breathe, let alone talk. I then passed 2 more very uncomfortable hours in Topshop with my friend until my train came, realising that we have absolutely nothing in common any more and unable to communicate with anything other than a small cough. Out of boredom and the sore throat, I also managed to consume 2 icecreams and 2 iced mocha coffees with cream. I fell asleep on the train home, and missed the station. I got out at the next one, and just felt so awful that I phoned my mum, whispered for her to come and fetch me, and finished the conversation in tears. When i came home I threw up for the first time in about 6 years, and now I'm going to bed.

By Quintal on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 08:07 pm:

G'night, luv.

By Dave Hedgehog on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 09:43 pm:

Nevermind

By Butter~Bolloxer on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 09:53 pm:

I like Sarki. I don't find Lucky boring at all, but I'm proud to call Sarki my friend & am not ashamed to be thought of as thick.

Groove on, Anonymous! I was ~merry~ Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night and am now about to collapse in a slump in front of this keyboard, probably with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

By Thomas Williams fan #1 on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:47 pm:

Yeah!

By Thomas Williams fan #2 on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:48 pm:

Yeah! Yeah!

By Sarki on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:49 pm:

Sweetest: Ana.

By Thomas Williams fan #1 on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:50 pm:

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

By Sarki on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:55 pm:

I know I'm a few a few months behind everyone in doing this, but here goes!

Nicest coper: Me
Most intelligent: Me
Wittiest: Me
Funniest: Me
Best looking: Me
Most attractive to the opposite sex: Me
Most modest: YOURS TRUELY :o) ho ho ho.

Most boring: Lucky
Special "snooze award" for being a legendary bore: Lucky
Boredom award: Lucky
Biggest bore: Lucky
Bore of the year: Lucky

By ChrisZ fan #2002 on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:56 pm:

LOL

By Thomas Williams fan #3 on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:59 pm:

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

By Sarki on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 11:14 pm:

Haha, I'm only kidding! Since you can't vote for yourself it looks like I'm going to have to think here.
I'll work to over the last 12 months or so with copers and blurchatters who seem completely different!

Most pleasant: Liam/OutOfOrder
Football boff of the year: *Lister
Most original and inspiring: Dave Hedgehog
Weirdest sense of humour: Mandy Moo
Stoner of the year: Rickayyy
Daftest: Paranoid android/andy1
Most suspicious: Cam/Marion
Best real name: Marion Herbain
Best made-up name: Micky Maybrick
Funniest male: Skrooball
Funniest female: *ANGIE!*
Biggest ego: Quintal
Most argumentative: Sy da yeti
Most outspoken: Scamp
Most attractive male: Master Sleuth
Most attractive female: Butter~girl/Ana! and all the others who love me can have awards too if you want! ho ho ho
Best band: BEAF
Most rude and out of order: Indigo
Most political: Alan Rickman
Ladies man of the year: Master Sleuth
Best baby: George Dawes
Legendary special achievement award thingy: Skrooball

And that's this years coping awards over with! Unfortunately there will be no awards, free booze or heckling from Liam Gallagher and Dale Winton rejected our offer for him to be host. But congratulations to those who won!

By Lucky on Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 10:23 am:

Can we be friends, Sarki? The whole sarcasm slagging's getting tedious.

Ana> I don't think you're thick, I think you're perfectly charming! When I said "friends" I meant Ikras and all them. Sorry anyway.

Anonymous> Eh dear... take care.

By indigo on Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 11:21 am:

*blushes*

Um, that big long anonymous rant up there was actually me... I forgot I came on Coping last night. Well, I apologise for my whining! And I woke up again this morning with absolutely no voice, so it's going to be fun serving customers at work today.

By caramel on Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 11:59 am:

Hahaha Nat. You are going to bombard me with questions???? Why? Haha. Go ahead mate. :o)

By Quintal on Monday, June 24, 2002 - 11:24 am:

Largest ego, Sarki? Nah, not really. My psychologist says I have an unusual combination of arrogance and insecurity.

By Scamp on Monday, June 24, 2002 - 04:08 pm:

Cheers for the award, Sarki.