I work out that there are just over 40 regular chatters equally split between the sexes. Here is a list of the boys and girls, in random order. All you have to do is match them up together into couples.

Rickayyy
Pillock
Danny
Lukas
Swales
Chut
Skrooie
Darren
Si
Scamp
Liam
Chris
Kyle
Shifty
Sean
Lister
Sy
Quintal
Chris
Cox

Golden
Nide
Cam
Lisa
Mandy
Jessica
Sarah
Tracey
Kenzie
Ana
Cazza
Jo
Sara
Ely
Moz
Alex
GFI
Karla
Purkle
Dot

By Sean on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 01:23 am:

Mandy & dippy
Si & Kenzie (obviously)
Sean & (ahem) Karla
Lukas & Cam
shifty & ana

By Skrooie on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 02:39 am:

Haha, I don't think Lukas is quite in Cam's league I'm afraid, but nice guessing.

Funny to notice that Cox is in the boys' section and Moz is in the girls'.

I'd go for :

Moz & Cox
Danny & a cheeseburger
Lukas and Lukas (obviously)
Sean & Si (thick as thieves)
Shifty & anyone female who enters the chat
Ana and Quintal (or Scampervan)
Noname & Skinhead Scum
Chut & Nide
Kenzie & Paige

and of course, the Golden Couple (well, not Swales and Golden, wtf is *that* all about ??!)



Camden & Skrooie.

By caramel on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 05:38 am:

Aww.. that's cute :o)

LOL @ the matching of 'Danny and a cheesburger' and' Kenz and Paige.' Haha. Poor Si. Where does that leave you mate? Haha
I'm impressed that this 'Blur Chatter' seems to remember everyone in the Blur family.
Wowsers.

By Scampervan on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 10:51 am:

*ROFLS despite self induced headpains@Skroo's list*
I've got to agree with everyone of those matches, but can add to it:
Dippy and Karla (or Dippy and Moo)
Jessica and her innumerable male fans
Me and no one (from BC, any way). There's definitely no game of hunt the sausage between Ana and I, despite the fact we're real life m8s. Ironic, man.
But if you're going by platonic shit, the capacity for pairings are limitless. And the cliques. Come to think of it, someone could do a "chain" and link all us all together. Mutual friends/lovers (cyber or otherwise), acquaintances, common enemies and you'd wind up with one big happy, if at times dysfunctional BlurChat/Copoligy family.

*well aware that one deserves a "you have too much time on your hands" response*
Haha boom boom.

By Sean on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 01:11 pm:

Oh yeah sorry skrooie, i don't know what i was thinking! i forgot that maybe lister & mandy would make a nice couple as would lukas & kenzie, but then thats wrong aswell...hmmmm

By Mandy and Lukas on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 02:05 pm:

We worked out:

Rickayyy Lisa
Pillock Mandy
Danny Jessica
Lukas Sarah
Swales Golden
Chut Nide
Skrooie Cam
Darren Tracey
Si Kenzie
Scamp Ana
Liam Cazza
Chris Jo
Kyle Alex
Shifty GFI
Sean Karla
Lister Purkle
Sy Dot
Quintal Sara
Chris Pher
Ely
Cox Moz

Most of these are based on rumours, some on truth, the rest on random pairing.

By The Occifer on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 03:17 pm:

The only couples that I'd really like to see in a tender post-coital embrace are BIG BRETT & Wee Brett, Sy & Dylan, Skrooie & Chut and myself & someone else who remains an (obvious) secret hehe.

Skroo's "Lukas & Lukas" made me guffaw, as did a few of the other ideas in those few posts.

Oh, wouldnt it be "interesting" if we all met up in a big house? I know we've had ultra-dodgy "Coping Big Brother!!1" threads here before, and despite the fact that they massacred the notion, the mere thought still remains intriguing. I just got back from meeting loads of people in a big house for a few days - that's why I'm thinking about the surprises which would no doubt be in store if all the Blur Chatters rocked up to the same seaside address for a few days...
Alas, my friends, it'll never happen!

By The Occifer on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

I shouldnt have used the phrase "post-coital embrace" in those instances, should I? I just remembered the exact definition. Oh well.

By Butter~Mobile on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 06:53 pm:

Look here, I contributed (albeit under HEAVY duress) to one of those "Big Brother!" threads, which "they" massacred, so back off, Occi! If you didn't diss folk in the first place, your woman wouldn't have come knockin' on MY door!
(Don't worry, I've not turned into an aggressive, bitter feminist; just finished watching Ricki Lake, which is now on at 1am as well as 1pm. 12 hours between Ricki's. Just one more sleep!!11)

I heard a particularly ugly *RL* "rumour" about myself this weekend, only it was stated as a "known" fact, so I hope any more Internet ones are of a tender, benign nature. It's awful when a mean rumour is based in PART on quasi~truth, I feel. They're the hardest sort to dispute.
Mandy and Mr Luke ~

Rickayyy Lisa ~ really? I don't know them, so I apologize that it means nought. I wish them every success!!1

Pillock Mandy ~ YEAH?!

Danny Jessica ~ Is that the same grumpy, but endearing Danny who was one of the first people I ever met in BC?

Lukas Sarah ~ Juggler & Noodles! What a guy! What a gal! What a pair!

Swales Golden ~ Luke's pix have finally proved all those smug, cynical real life people who've never used the Void & say it's only full of liars, frauds and freaks with a fetish WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! Congratulations, and may a Swales Jnr or a Golden Jnr come pattering their joyful ways into BC before too long.

Chut Nide ~ See Rickayyy and Lisa, though I've often wished Nide good luck before exams.

Skrooie Cam ~ Woah! What powers of deduction did you fathom to figure out that one?! (Sorry. I know, I know. You were just answering the question.)

Darren Tracey ~ See Chut and Nide, though I've not wished either even so much as a good luck in an exam. And I thought the same as Scamp, that it was Darren and the ebullient Miss Karla.

Si Kenzie ~ Yes.

Scamp Ana ~ Crappola.

Liam Cazza ~ Oh.

Chris Jo ~ Yah, that's logical, come to think of it.

Kyle Alex ~ Who is Alex?

Shifty GFI ~ News to me.

Sean Karla ~ Karla could charm the socks off anyone, male or female.

Lister Purkle ~ Again, don't know them. Don't feel superior for it, though.

Sy Dot ~ Isn't Dot one of those people who just screams LOL!!!!!!!!! and does smilies all the time?

Quintal Sara ~ caramel Sara?

Chris Pher ~ wtf?

Ely ~ I thought she ended up happily ever after with Tom, the Irish Anti~Christ?

Hmm. Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't sound so glib.
More intriguing for me is whatever became of Scratch, the Nicotine Patcher and PigDog from Manchester. Maybe he married Bea, after all.

By Toupee Tape on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 06:57 pm:

"post-coital embrace" muhaha
I'd quite like the idea of all the BChatters in the same house for a wee holyday too...I think it'd be possible somehow, maybe not *all* the chatters, but most of the one who actually care...

Let's set up a place and time...
How about one of the Loch Lomond's numerous islands, on march the 30th 2002..?

By Toupee Tape on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 07:11 pm:

SO here you go..

Rickay/Carol

Chut/Nide

Jessica/Lukas/sy

Lukas/sarah/jessica

Si/Kenzie/Paige

Sean/Brie

Ana/Quintal

Cox/Moz

Scamp/Anonymous

Big Brett/Big Breast

Micky/Sharon/Angie

Dippy/Tracey

Moo/Pillock

*Lister/Purkle

Danny/cheeseburgers

Kyle/Nat

RSP/Jo

Liam/Cazza

Skrooie/Toupee Tape

Ely/Best of Luck

Sales/Golden

Dolemite/Beagle 2

Ahh that's about all I can think about!

By Butter~Mobile on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 07:41 pm:

I love that idea, Toupee. Can it take place after Master Sleuth and I have our yellow sand delivery service properly up and running though? I think it will be a bonding experience for us all.

And I think Scamp should make a move on shellie or sexprincesssharon.
*ANGIE!* and I have already travelled down Bisexual Boulevarde, if anyone was wondering.

All right; I'll stop posting nonsensical comments here.
One day, I'd love to meet every one of you, just the same. So don't think me completely facetious.

By Toupee Tape on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 07:49 pm:

Can you make that "yellow sand delivery service properly up and running" before the 30th? thx :o)

By Rob on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 11:23 pm:

So wait, I get Jess and Sarah? And myself too?

Cool.

By Eggplant on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 12:26 am:

Wait!!Can I be added on to the list?!?!?!
I know I'm not around that much but I'd liked to be entered and paired with Big Brett.
haboombommboom..

lol

By Karla on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 03:30 am:

LoL @ everybody’s lists, and Ana’s comments.

And hahah sean…*hugs*

By the way, how many chris’s do we have?? I only knew of one.

Ok, at first I wasn’t going to pair anybody up. So I decided to just place the
boys & girls list side by side to see what would happen, and this is what came up:


Rickayyy & Golden
Pillock & Nide
Danny & Cam
Lukas & Lisa
Swales & Mandy
Chut & Jessica
Skrooie & Sarah
Darren & Tracey
Si & Kenzie
Scamp & Ana
Liam & Cazza
Chris & Jo
Kyle & Sara
Shifty & Ely
Sean & Cox
*Lister & Alex
Sy & GFI
Quintal & Karla
Chris & Purkle
Moz & Dot !


But then I couldn’t resist to make my own *real* matchup list:


Swales & Golden
Pillock & Tracey
Lukas & Dot !
Nate & Purkle
Danny & Sarah
Ryan & Nat
Chut & Nide
Skrooie & Cam
Darren & Jessica
Si & Kenzie
Kyle & Carly
Chaos & Sarki
Liam & Leanne
Spronston & Bwernie
Scamp & xcazzax
Sean & Karla :D
*Lister & Mandy Moo
Sy & GFI
Shifty & Butter~Mobile
Moz & Rox
Quintal & A Cat on a Stick
Rickayyy & Alex
Marc & Carol (or Claire)
Nameless & Sunny
Dylan & Bagpuss
Smasher & Supagal
Mr. Pipes & OpenRomantic
Danny & Lisa
Big Brett & Eggplant

By OutOfOrder on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 02:49 pm:

Who is Leanne, I cant recolect a Leanne?

By Eggplantwithcoffeeandtv on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

yeah!Thanks for in include, cheers. Lol, I guess I'd have to deal with Bigg Brett in bed. I'd be as flat as a pancake after him.

By Si on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 07:13 pm:

Leanne is Leanne. A lovely young lady from the States, always chatty (and why does Oklahoma! ring a bell? lol). I think she's been a blurchatter longer than I have.

By Fred on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 10:14 pm:

hmmm, how interesting, yes, I see, it's all clear to me now, hmmm

By tracey on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 11:30 pm:

A question for the girls :

Who out of blur would you want to have sex with and why?

By tracey on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 11:32 pm:

I'd have sex with Alex because hes so gorgeous !

By Anonymous on Monday, December 3, 2001 - 11:39 pm:

jaysus

By Eggplant on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 12:09 am:

hmmm sex???
I want none of them but I bet they would make great friends......
Damon is good for shopping and dancing.
Graham is my drinking mate.The zepher in the pack.
Alex is crazy.Probably be good with my friend Cheri.
Dave is good for airplane trips.

By indigo on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 02:47 pm:

i'm sure there have been many topics devoted to this theme - but just for the record, i will repeat that if it was 1994 it would be all of them apart from Dave. Now? probably Graham...

By BIG BILL on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 04:35 pm:

You sure know how to talk BULLOCKS doncha Eggplant. Sorry but BIG BRETT wont be shagin you becuz he's busy with his DRUMMER. MUHAHAHA!

By tracey on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 09:46 pm:

hmmm ..... well i think Damon, graham and dave would make great friends as someone said before, but alex would make a good friend and a great boyfriend .... therefore i would like to have sex with all of them, but I have this feeling that alex would be the best at it ahem . this is only a bit of fun btw !!!

By dippy on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

ok, well ive made my list, seeing as everyone has decided to put me in there own, which im shocked that half these people even realise/remember who i am, let alone pair me with people, anywayz......

and it seems it a ritual to explain, so here i go...

Rickayyy - GFI (well i said this as rickayyy would love that *ahem*)
Pillock - Mandy (well theres been rumours, so who knows)
Danny - Tracey (i dunno why, but dannys in a badn, i wonder if he plays bass??)
Lukas - Sara (my gut goes with Lukas and his mirror, but i had to choose someone, sorry sara)
Chut - Nide (seems pretty obvious methinks)
Scamp - Karla (who knows why, sorry seany)
Liam - Purkle - hmmm
Kyle - Cazza (or maybe Lisa hmmm)(they just seem to fit well together)
Sean - Dot (hahahaha)
Lister - Sarah (i think these would be well suited)
Sy - Jessica (im not gonna even bother trying)
Quintal - Ana (dont ask me)
Chris - Alex (i better keep me gob closed on this one)

well, tis my first post in a very, very very, LONG time!!!!!

By tracey on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 11:16 pm:

Dipshit , when Have I ever liked danny ? :p @ u !!

By purkle on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 12:31 am:

hey!!

most of these people aint even heard of me!! i aint a regular?

hmmmm dodgy

By Trumpeter on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 01:12 am:

This is becoming sort of like that show Temptation Island.

By Fred on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 02:09 am:

Temptation island...mmm...

If you find yourself constantly hitting your partner over the head with a heavy iron frying pan, you may be deficient in essential gender conflict resolution skills.

Hone your gender conflict resolution skills by giving your partner a warning thwack on the shins before hitting them over the head.

Always remember... keep the fire burning.

Matching couples? ...My arse.

By dippy on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 02:51 am:

Tracey - whats wrong with danny like ;)!!!

and fred, are you sure your real name aint jim, go back to scratching yer arse and eating in front of the telly - Fred........My Arse

and Purkle, you are a regular, i heard of yer, and im sure you have plenty of admirers :p ;)!!

and TEMPTATION ISLAND.......MY ARSE!!!

By zippy on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 05:38 am:

I still think Lukas and Dot ! would get along famously. Pretend conversation:


Wed 05:48 Dot !: hellJ luky poo!!!........... how are you!?! ;)

Wed 05:48 Lukas: I'm fine. Thank you.

Wed 05:48 Dot !: ;);) I FEEL LIKE I COULD TAKE ON THE WJRLD!!!!! YIPEEE!!! :D:D:D

Wed 05:48 Lukas: That's nice.

Wed 05:48 Dot !: what did you do today luky spooky!!!?? were you naughty?! LOL!!!! ;);)

Wed 06:29 Lukas: hmmmm


They're the mirror image of eachother. Perfect.

By LOL on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 05:44 am:

HA HA HA!

By sm@sher on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 07:40 am:

listen up, supag@l and me arnt a couple any more ok, thanx........
i broke up wif her and had an affare with lovesickbeuty cuz she has gr8 boobies and now she h8s me
supag@l h8s me 2

By sm@sher on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 07:49 am:

supag@l ur boobies r better anywyz, plz forgive me i am so dum i should have known

By tracey on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 11:36 am:

Dippy, Danny is okay as a friend , but I wouldnt want to date him LOL !!!!!! give me a break!! .

By tracey on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 11:40 am:

And I like Simon !! haha had to tell the truth sooner!!! seen as Dippy only wants me as a close friend !!! ,and Simon if you are reading this (which you probably will) ;) I think you are very funny !!! and i love your personality btw !!! and I have seen your pic .... nice!!! . hehehehehehehehehehe.

By tracey on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 11:43 am:

btw dippy dont get too jealous here you will allways be my number 1 !! lol ;)

By dippy on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

LMAO @ dot LOL!!! and mirror image, Lukas you know all about that!!

(and @ lurking Karla ;) - you bad girl LOL)

and watch out Kenzie hahaha, seems you have competition!!

By tracey on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 02:08 pm:

Now I was going to do a list , but I have a better idea , if you could have sex with anyone in BC , who would it be and why? . I'm still going for Dippy or maybe Simon ;) .

By Anonymous on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 02:30 pm:

What if you have had sex with someone from BC?

By Autonomous on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

You can still choose.

By Fred on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 04:46 pm:

Have sex with a member of bc? Well, I never.

Sex ...my arse.

By dippy on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 03:04 am:

hahahaha, well if its the real Jim Royle, then nothanx with the offer, im sure NO BC'er would dare go there, though im sure Bigg Brett or Big Bill wouldnt mind toooo much, you should ask them!, you might actually get lucky.

and Fred...........stay away from........MY ARSE

By zippy on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 06:17 am:

LOL

By Lucky on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 12:46 pm:

Then again you might not.

By Butter~Mobile on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

It'd be kind of peculiar if we all went around defining ourselves as "people from BC", but perhaps I'm being a wee bit literal. Any way, I won'be having sex with anyone from BC or anywhere else because I'm thinking of joining a Carmelite nunnery. Hehe.

By chut on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 07:25 pm:

sex with someone from BC? wouldn't they be quite old?

By Butter~Mobile on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 10:02 pm:

Yeah, that's the quasi~Rebus thingy I dun seen implicit already, luv. Or BC could be a terrain, wilderness, even an obscure nation.

Christ, I'm such a twat, I'm gonna get my ASS to that convent, quick march on the double.

By Hallie on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 02:14 am:

cammy - you remembered me ... (& karla too!)

By indigo on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 01:54 pm:

ooh, i feel so left out! Damn, should I devote yet more hours of my life to the net?

By Cammy on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 02:08 pm:

Of course I remembered you Nat, what do you think?
I don't know if I paired you well tho, only you can say...
I hope you are ok my dear, and Europe wasn't a too bad experience. Please let me know.

By Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 06:37 pm:

I think it was for Blur Chatters, indigo, so dont feel left out! Unless you actually are a Blur Chatter and I just havent seen you there.

By BakeSoda on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 05:05 am:

Ah, but you paired the poor girl with me, Cam. And not for the first time either.

Ah dear.

By indigo on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 12:26 pm:

I only ever go on BC in the day when I'm bored at school, and there's never anyone there....

By tracey on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 08:42 pm:

Coping has gotten real boring lately . . . Lets hope when blur release their new album , it might spice things up round here!

By Fred on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 12:45 am:

Oh, okay then, well, in that case, get the most out of life, by becoming rich.

And, on that note, I shall leave you all with...

Blur's new release? .... My Arse.

By Nathallie on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 01:50 am:

lol, I'm officially a "poor girl" now cos of Kyle. Europe was great. I slept 12 hrs a day and only ventured outside to go grocery shopping. But the stock boys were all young & pretty. And since this is a "match-up" topic, rural Holland is where many a thick-boned good-breasted women can be found. Or maybe that's only on Dutch "Big Brother"...

By Karla on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 07:07 am:

This is the longest thread I've seen in coping since I've been here.
What is the longest topic you guys have seen?


"get the most out of life, by becoming rich"

*hahah*

By Karla on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 07:35 am:

Ok, I just realized maybe this is just the "fastest" growing thread.
But still, how come "Garden Central - People of Blur Chat" gets a "trim" every now and then, and not theads like this one? Just curious...anyway, bye!

By Si on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 10:47 am:

Because Garden Central is really just a non-topic posting ground which literally keeps growing with many new topics. These off-topic ones eventually wither away and die.

By Tracey on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 04:34 pm:

For people who don't belive that Blur are releasing a new album next year . . well it's true!! . It should be out end of March or April, and maybe a new single out in the New Year .. so there you go !!

By claimant on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

Is it true it's going to be called "Heart of Stone"?

By Hallie on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 06:23 pm:

ew ... (c'mon everyone, yer best faces now)

By Bluromatic on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 06:55 pm:

umm.... hate to burst your bubble, but they only started recording the album last week, and it's tentatively scheduled for next autumn. No title as yet!

By Karla on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:43 am:

Thanx Si!


And "Heart of Stone" sounds like a cool title...

By Oom Papa! on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 09:19 am:

I wish they called their last album 'When You're Walking Backwards To Hell, No One Can See You, Except God' like the working title they had.

By Carly, that strange young woman from Oz whom you thought you were all rid of. Well you weren't so HaHaHa on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 12:45 pm:

uh.... that Carly mentioned up there who was paired with Kyle, was that me? coz if it is, boy is there something going on that I don't know about......

By BakeSale on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 03:46 pm:

Haha...I didn't see that one. Rest assured it was also unbeknownst to me, Carly.

By Carly on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 08:23 am:

Lol..... ok :o) I just thought I'd check.... hahahaha, although people arranging my life for me does make it somewhat simpler for me

By la lo luke on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:09 pm:

Any predictions come true yet?

By MAN H8ER on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 05:52 am:

I wanna meet up with all the womyn. Even the anti feminist one's, coz they're just in denial about the truth.