Hi and welcome to Blur Chat's Big Brother. The stars of this Show will be:

*Nathan Dalgarno (aka Cheap Tarnish/Nate etc.)
*Liam Reid (aka Out Of Order)
*Chris Richards (aka RSP)

*Cazza (aka Blurlover)
*Jo (aka Pantsy)
*Vick (aka Tich)

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Big Brother!

Day 1 - Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Cazza (aka Blurlover). He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Jo (aka Pantsy) is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Chris (aka RSP) later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Liam (aka Out Of Order) creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Vick (aka Tich) hits him with a Wet Towel.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Big Ben out of Fish & Chips. After much persuasion by Liam (aka Out Of Order), they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the Big Ben task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Chris (aka RSP), who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Fish & Chips. Vick (aka Tich) is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the Big Ben task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Chris (aka RSP) farts and blows Big Ben over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Cazza (aka Blurlover) cries.

6 - Liam (aka Out Of Order) gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Cazza (aka Blurlover) admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Wet Towel. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) says he never wears condoms because they make his Penis sore and Liam (aka Out Of Order) agrees. Jo (aka Pantsy) goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Chris (aka RSP) sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Liam (aka Out Of Order).

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Vick (aka Tich) and Cazza (aka Blurlover) are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish).

9 - Vick (aka Tich) and Cazza (aka Blurlover) are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Jo (aka Pantsy) sings them a song - Robbie Williams's "Angles" - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote Cazza (aka Blurlover) out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Cazza (aka Blurlover) leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Cazza (aka Blurlover)'s departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Jo (aka Pantsy) has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Vick (aka Tich) is visibly depressed and is comforted by Liam (aka Out Of Order), who tries to touch her on her Vagina.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Liam (aka Out Of Order) touching Vick (aka Tich)'s Vagina over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Chris (aka RSP) refuses to run because his Penis hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Chris (aka RSP) finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Vick (aka Tich) calls Chris (aka RSP) a lazy Penis.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) tells everyone individually that he thinks Vick (aka Tich) is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Vick (aka Tich) and Liam (aka Out Of Order) are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish).

16 - The nominations are announced. Vick (aka Tich) can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Liam (aka Out Of Order) is equally stunned and turns to Vick (aka Tich) for comfort. Chris (aka RSP) is distraught and confesses to Jo (aka Pantsy) that he thinks he is in love with Liam (aka Out Of Order). Jo (aka Pantsy) says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Liam (aka Out Of Order) out of the house. Vick (aka Tich) says she is gutted and even gives Liam (aka Out Of Order) a clipping of hair from her Vagina to prove how much she cares. Chris (aka RSP) is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Liam (aka Out Of Order) leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Vick (aka Tich) clipping the hair from her Vagina. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Iceland in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Iceland sounds like but Chris (aka RSP) says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) as the one who must complete the task.

21 - Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Iceland but also God Save The Queen, Robbie Williams's "Angles" and the theme tune to Friends. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Chris (aka RSP) and Jo (aka Pantsy) are nominated.

23 - Chris (aka RSP) and Jo (aka Pantsy) take their nominations well and sit down with Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) and Vick (aka Tich) to discuss why they voted for them. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) keeps quiet but Vick (aka Tich) accuses Chris (aka RSP) of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Penis before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote Jo (aka Pantsy) out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Jo (aka Pantsy) leaves.

25 - Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish)'s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Hippo dung using only a Wet Towel. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) is unsure but Chris (aka RSP) is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, Chris (aka RSP) breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Hippo incident from his childhood. Vick (aka Tich) tries to persuade him to stay but Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Chris (aka RSP) decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Hippo dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Vick (aka Tich) from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) asks Vick (aka Tich) to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) nominates Vick (aka Tich) to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Vick (aka Tich).

30 - When the nomination is announced, Vick (aka Tich) graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Nathan (aka Cheap Tarnish) takes his £70,000 and runs away to Iceland. Nobody, including Vick (aka Tich), ever sees him again.

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Maybe another one to come ?

By cazza on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:51 pm:

what happend to the rest of the people from the Big Brother house?
tell me more, tell me more..

By TheBoss on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:55 pm:

erm, No !

By caz with some salt in her mouth on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:33 pm:

here is another one
starring:
*Darren (dippy37)
*Liam (out of order)
*Darryl (jazz man)

*Maddy (porcelainblablaoceans)
*Cazza (blurlover)
*Vicki (tich)

Big Brother!

Day 1 - Darren (dippy37) admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans). He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Vicki (Tich) is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Darryl (JazzMan) later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Liam (out of order) creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Cazza (blurlover) hits him with a frying pan.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of London Bridge out of veggie hamburgers. After much persuasion by Liam (out of order), they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the London Bridge task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Darryl (JazzMan), who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the veggie hamburgers. Cazza (blurlover) is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the London Bridge task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Darryl (JazzMan) farts and blows London Bridge over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) cries.

6 - Liam (out of order) gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a frying pan. Darren (dippy37) says he never wears condoms because they make his penis sore and Liam (out of order) agrees. Vicki (Tich) goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Darryl (JazzMan) sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Liam (out of order).

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Darren (dippy37) goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Cazza (blurlover) and Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Darren (dippy37).

9 - Cazza (blurlover) and Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Vicki (Tich) sings them a song - "Hit Me Baby One More Time..." by you-know-who - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans) leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Maddy (porcelainblahblahoceans)'s departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Vicki (Tich) has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Cazza (blurlover) is visibly depressed and is comforted by Liam (out of order), who tries to touch her on her titts.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Liam (out of order) touching Cazza (blurlover)'s titts over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Darryl (JazzMan) refuses to run because his penis hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Darryl (JazzMan) finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Cazza (blurlover) calls Darryl (JazzMan) a lazy penis.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Darren (dippy37) tells everyone individually that he thinks Cazza (blurlover) is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Cazza (blurlover) and Liam (out of order) are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Darren (dippy37).

16 - The nominations are announced. Cazza (blurlover) can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Liam (out of order) is equally stunned and turns to Cazza (blurlover) for comfort. Darryl (JazzMan) is distraught and confesses to Vicki (Tich) that he thinks he is in love with Liam (out of order). Vicki (Tich) says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Liam (out of order) out of the house. Cazza (blurlover) says she is gutted and even gives Liam (out of order) a clipping of hair from her titts to prove how much she cares. Darryl (JazzMan) is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Liam (out of order) leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Cazza (blurlover) clipping the hair from her titts. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Sweden in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Sweden sounds like but Darryl (JazzMan) says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Darren (dippy37) as the one who must complete the task.

21 - Darren (dippy37) successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Sweden but also God Save The Queen, "Hit Me Baby One More Time..." by you-know-who and the theme tune to Big Brother. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Darren (dippy37) tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Darryl (JazzMan) and Vicki (Tich) are nominated.

23 - Darryl (JazzMan) and Vicki (Tich) take their nominations well and sit down with Darren (dippy37) and Cazza (blurlover) to discuss why they voted for them. Darren (dippy37) keeps quiet but Cazza (blurlover) accuses Darryl (JazzMan) of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred penis before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote Vicki (Tich) out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Vicki (Tich) leaves.

25 - Darren (dippy37) becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Darren (dippy37)'s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of elephant dung using only a frying pan. Darren (dippy37) is unsure but Darryl (JazzMan) is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, Darryl (JazzMan) breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the elephant incident from his childhood. Cazza (blurlover) tries to persuade him to stay but Darren (dippy37) sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Darryl (JazzMan) decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the elephant dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Cazza (blurlover) from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Darren (dippy37) asks Cazza (blurlover) to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Darren (dippy37) nominates Cazza (blurlover) to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Cazza (blurlover).

30 - When the nomination is announced, Cazza (blurlover) graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Darren (dippy37) is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Darren (dippy37) takes his £70,000 and runs away to Sweden. Nobody, including Cazza (blurlover), ever sees him again.

The End.

By TheBoss on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:46 pm:

Ok Cazza Why do the thing again with the same program giving the same results !

And why put Liam in again ???

Women !! Can they think at all ???

.....Some ppl Ah !!

By salty me on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:18 pm:

lol@nate

ok, I was bored and I didn't find a new program.. well, I just thought Liam fits in the Big Brother show(er) haha..

By R~S~P on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:48 pm:

Very good, Nate. Made me chuckle, anyway.

By Anonymouse on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 09:29 pm:

Blur Chat Jailbreak....


The entire cast of blurchat are locked in a specialy built high security prison and they have 10 days to break out and press the buzzer 200 meters beyond the fence. The winner wins a share of 8,000,000 yen.

Day one:

Everyone sits around and thinks up ideas. Cazza says she wants to be the last one left in because she's normally the first out.

Day two:

Nate and Liam have started digging a tunnel. They are removing the soil and depositing it in an old chest of drawers.
Luke is thinking along the lines of a hangglider to fly over the perimiter fence while tich, jo, maddy, keondra and jules are practicing there acrobatics for an attempt at a human piramid over the fence.
Chris, the lazy bastard he is, is just sitting and reading his comics.

Day three:
Jazzman, after making a set of wire cutters out of a kitchen knife gets electrified when trying to cut the perimiter fence. The rest of the inmates look on and the girls rethink their plans to include the electricity factor.
Darren is designing a step ladder.
Chris is still sitting on his arse.
Luke is making his bedclothes into a parachute for added safety.

Day four:

Andy is annoying everyone constantly humming that zombie nation tune. Luke, liam, darren and nate almost throw him over the fence to get rid of him but then realise that he would win.
Chut has made himself a fake security guard uniform and thinks he will walk out with the next inspection.
He tries this but cazza tells the guards and he is put into solitary confinement for the night.
Nate and liam are still tunneling together. They are also continuing to did a hole.

Day five:

Skrooie plays his trump card and fakes an epilectic fit. The medics come in and put him on a stretcher but they only get him to the gate. He gives himself away by choking on the washing up liquid he had put in his mouth to give that foaming look.
Luke has mostly finished his hangglider and is hiding it from everyone incase they try to sabotage his efforts.
Chris is still sitting on his ass.

Day six:

Nate and Liam have to massive argument about who will emerge from the tunnel first to claim the prize. In the course of the argument liam lets slip that by his calculations they are only 2 inches of soil from breaking out.
This is what chris has been waiting for and secretly pops down the tunnel, breaks through the last 2 inches and climbs out into the guard dog kennel. He crawls as quickly as he can back through the tunnel followed closely by a pack of bid vicious dogs.
The guards come inside to round up all the dogs. Skrooie has been trying to get one of them to bite him so he will be taken but they jusk keep licking him.
Chut quickly makes a dog costume and gets taken out with the dogs. He gets discovered when one of the biggest dogs starts humping him and he screams.
Liam and nate start digging another tunnel.
Chris sits on his ass again.

Day seven:

While liam and nate are down the tunnel digging, Darren decides he could used the chest of drawers to to make his step ladder. He finds it full of dirt so asks chris to help him empty it. Chris says that they should put all the soil back down the hole again.
The girls have decided to try out their human pyramid over the fence. They all stand on each other's shoulders but unfortunately they are about 2 foot short of the top. They all blame this on vicki because she is tichy. Vicki decides to leave them and join nate and liam with their digging but can't find the entrance to their hole.
Skrooie is weighing up the best way of injuring himself again. He's considering either running at the fence or getting into a fight with nate.
Chris is still sitting on his ass.
Chut is making a nate costume so he can escape with liam.
Luke is testing his hangglider by running around his room and realises it might be a bit big to get out through the door.

Day eight:

Andy is making a renewed efforts at getting himself thrown over the fence.
Liam and nate emerge from thier tunnel after a night of digging back into the house. They are both oxygen starved and colapse into their beds.
Darren climbs his new step ladder and finds that it isn't quite tall enough to get over the fence with.
Chris decides that he might get round to thinking about excaping and investigates the new hole.
Luke asks vicki if he could help him lift his hangglider on to the roof. When they get it up there luke takes off and soars like an eagle straight into the fence. He electricutes himself and drops to the floor unconcious.
Skrooie sees this and decides he'd rather be beaten up by nate. He goes and finds nate and trips him up. Nate retaliates by punching skrooie in the face. Unfortunatly it doesn't hurt skrooie and only results in making him angry. Skrooie then surprises himself by beating the living shite out of nate. He wasn't expecting it to be that easy as nate is about twice his size.
Cazza, who's been watching the whole thing, tells skrooie he had just beaten the shite out of, not nate, but Chut who was trying out his nate costume.
No medics come in to attend chut so maddy sits by him and tends his wounds.

Day nine:

On the last day but one chris breaks through out of the tunnel he hijacked. He emerges into daylight but realises he has absolutly no idea where he is. He wanders around looking for the prison. He climbs a hill but still can't see it so after a bit the decides to go back inside and make a compass.
The girls steal darrens ladder and make thier human pyramid from the top rung. They are still a bit short as they are two people short now tich and maddy are no longer with them. They ask luke if he will make up their numbers. He climbs to the top and gets vicki to throw him his hangglider from the roof of the house. He catches it and before the people below him know what he's doing he launches himself over the perimiter fence.
Chris, having made himself a compass out of a pin and a yogurt pot, is free again and making his way back towards the complex. He spots the buzzer and runs towards it. Unfortunatly at this point luke lands on his head after a his parachute fails to open. They are both picked up by a guard and thrown back inside, minus one hangglider and one compass.
Meanwhile nate and liam try have gone back down thier tunnel only to find that someone has filled the tunnel up with water using a hosepipe. Liam says he's going to try to swim it but nate says he can't swim. Liam ducks under the water and doesn't come back up. Nate waits for a while but gives in and crawls back to the house. He calls a house meeting to find out who it was who filled the tunnel with water. Andy says he did it. Nate asks why because he thinks liam might be dead. Andy says he just wanted the attention. Every one believes him.
That night Keondra tries to hypnotise one of the guards into letting her out. The guard goes into a trance but wont do anything keo asks him to do. She tries to get him out the trance but is unsuccesful there as well.
Skrooie walks in and finds the guard and decides to take him hostage. Holding a pair of scissors to the guard's neck he drags him to the front gate and demands that he is set free and given the money. Or else he'll slit the guard's throat. Chris walks up to him and explains that if he does cut his neck he will go straight back to prison and be back at square one. Skrooie drops the guard and heads back inside grumbling.

Day ten (final day):

Everyone sits around in silence realising that everyone's plans have failed and that no one will get the money. Nate mentions liam again and everyone feels guilty.
Julia suggests that everyone could join in the pyramid and that way at least one person could make it over the fence. All head outside and start making a human pyramid. All but cazza, as she says she wants to be the last one in the house. One by one they climb on each other's sholders until vicki is just about high enough to jump over the fence. She jumps down but knocks herself unconcious on the ground the other side. They pull Chut, who is still in a coma, up to the top of the human stack and throw him over. He lands on top of vicki.
Nate climbs up and jumps over, hoping that vicki and chut's bodies will break his fall but he misses and lands head first. Luke climbs and jumps over, praying that his parachute will open this time. It does and he floats gently to the ground. As he untangles himself his hand brushes the fence and he gets struck down by a high voltage bolt of electricity.
Nobody else jumps. The guards come and throw the four bodies back inside, minus one parachute.

At 11.54pm the judges come to tell everyone they have all failed. As the guards open the front gate, all the inmates charge them and force thier way through. As they run up to the buzzer they all fall into a previously unseen beartrap. The guards and the judges come and laugh at all the blurchatters in their big hole.

Unseen by all, cazza walks past the hole and presses the buzzer at 8 seconds to midnight.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:02 pm:

OK, that one was even better. Very nice.

By Bea on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:09 am:

Ok, I won't give any more compliments to Luke (though I want to...)

By cazcaz on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:10 am:

does that mean I won all the money?
if so.. I'll give them away to poor people who don't have any money at all.

By R~S~P on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 11:55 am:

That'd be me then, Caz...

By fake on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 01:39 pm:

c'mon, get real

if you had to choose between buying a homeless person food and that new CD you'd just die to have..

what would you do?

By fake on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 01:40 pm:

not bad Nate.. intresting reading I'd say

By th on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 02:44 pm:

it wasn't nate, it was me! luke!

By fake on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 03:19 pm:

my appologizes..

correction: not bad Luke.. intresting reading i'd say

By cazza on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 08:39 pm:

I'm talking about if I won much money.
well, atleast I care about *something*.
and you wouldn't buy that homeles person food either, righT?

By fake on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 09:40 am:

"if" huh? lol

and no, I wouldn't

By Foxy Lady aka Jen on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 10:39 am:

Hmm..I would like to be in the Robinson Expedition...as a schizo...so that I can fight with myself and kick myself home when I'm mad at me cuz I've been very rude to me...

By Carly on Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:55 am:

if i didn't have a house, i'd be homeless....

and i think i should be given the money so that i can bribe people into letting me have an appearance as the most annoying person in these game shows.... first to be kicked off the island.... first to be caught doing some stupid lame thing infront of the whole world..... and once i was humiliated and/or kicked off the island i would smote the rest of you into the cement hellhole heaven where you would be forced to live for eternity with bill gates, God and richard nixon.

By ely on Friday, October 6, 2000 - 06:06 pm:

anything better to do???????oh my gooood

By TVOR on Friday, October 6, 2000 - 10:17 pm:

Oh fuck off, Ely.

By BIG BRETT! on Friday, October 6, 2000 - 11:19 pm:

SHUT UP WHINGING THE PAIR OF YOU YOU TOSSERS OR I'LL BANG YOUR FUCKING HEADS TOGETHER SO HARD YOU'LL BE JOINED AT THE HEAD LIKE SIAMESE TWINS

By Hard Bear on Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 10:20 pm:

How many big brother topics do we need?