There is obviously a lot of shit going around in coping. It is all a big mystery. A lot of which seems to involve a certain female named "Paige"

This calls for a master sleuth such as myself to sort out.

I did a little back tracking to try and piece together what I could about the "resident sexpot of coping" as Scamp called her and her relationship with other fellow copers.

First of all, why does "Angie" hate Paige so much? Really, I couldn't find any real reason why other than she felt threatened by her. A girl like Angie only measures her worth in how attractive she is to guys. It becomes a problem when a different girl, one more attractive invades on her territory. Also, this "Angie" character can in no way be a real person because nobody is really that annoying and stupid. I theorize, that because "Butter-Twirrle" or whoever the hell she is, seems to be threatened by Paige as well, that "Butter" is actually Angie as well. This was not only felt by me, but some person by the name of Androgynous pointed this out as well. She uses Angie as an alter ego to take jabs at a girl she's jealous of because to do so under her own character would be absolutely shameful. However, doing what she is doing now, is even more shameful.

In any case, whoever is the person giving Paige shit: You exceed the bounds of pathetic. Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that some girls are going to be prettier and classier and NICER than you. I also think that because Paige hasn't bothered to stoop to whomever is really Angie's level every time Angie tries to pick a fight says a lot about her.

Now, about Paige and Luke: This all started in the topic about who people from coping would pick as their mate should everyone in the world die except people in coping. First, I think that its a bit plain that Paige is at least a little sweet on Luke because she comes to Luke's defense when Brett takes a crack at him. And, of course, today, Luke came to Paige's defense today in coping against Angie, or Ana, or Butter-person. He seems to think that whoever Angie is is also Ana. I am sure he has his reasons. This investigator is thinking that Angie, Butter, and Ana are all the same person as well. Anyways, also, at one point, someone posts under the name of "Paige and Luke's lawyers" and says that they will release a statement shortly. Or something to that effect.
Neither Paige or Luke has said anything recently about their rumored relationship. Don't you think that if there wasn't anything that they would both be clearing the air and denying any such relationship?

I could only HOPE that Paige and Luke aren't "involved" because I'd like a crack at a bird like Paige. So Paige, if you aren't involved with Luke, drop me an email! ;) Pick_ett2525@hotmail.com

By Rob on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 09:21 am:

It is true. Paige and Luke have invested in the latest technology and are enjoying sex with each other on a regular basis. If anyone else wants to experience the same level of pleasure, just buy from this site:

http://www.fu-fme.com/

Rob

By Butter~Twirré on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

Eh? Why am I singled out here? Does this also mean I'm Big Brett and Micky the Lad? More to the point, why am I the type of person likely to be secretly jealous of Paige? I don't know her beyond what I read here, & I have no motive to dislike her, you fool. I'm sure she's a fine person. I think you're trying to set the groundwork for a silly cat~fight (probably because some boys find that a turn on). "Classier, prettier and nicer" than me too, eh? Fortunately I don't care about things like "class", but even if I did, Paige and I are quite probably from a very similar class. Being prettier is a matter of opinion. Nicer, I don't really know. The only other thing left is Luke Barrage himself, which is patently absurd.
I think you need to re~think the name, "Master Sleuth". You're about a million miles off.

By Paige on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 09:56 pm:

I can't believe you even dignified that with a response Butter. I certainly wouldn't have. What an ass.

By CandyCane on Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - 12:50 pm:

right.....

By Luke Porridge on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 07:02 am:

Eat me.

By Bert on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

Master sleuth , that was a good waste of time.

By *ANGIE!* special kitten on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 06:50 am:

OMG Duh! Double duh! who r u master sleuth and what r u doing busting in here and accuzing innecent peepz of being jelous inposters? i dont care anywayz cuz me and Page have got *heapz* of simillarities sometimes i think that we r like sisters hehe seperated at birth! anywayz why should I be jealous of Page? my breasts are bigger anywayz and I've got heapz of class too.why would a guy as hot as derek *like* me if i didnt have a *lot* to offer? anywayz the rest of what u said was just dumb and stupid and i have 2 much class to even bother commentting on it.like saying that i am also Butter was really stupid. yeah you wish loozer!!i have chatted with buttter on MSN twice and shes really cool and nice (unlike some bitches in here wich i have 2 much class to name hehe) and i know she's for real and lives in australia like on Neighbours hehe. duh its just stupid,all of it. just ask dicky when he gets off his footie trip next week or something!!he knows me and he;ll tell u what i'm like.
RACK OFF U LOOZER SLUETH! STUPID IDIOT!!
*ANGIE!*.

PS- r u male or f?

By Scamp on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 07:46 am:

Master Sleuthoide, the silliest part in all that was the line about 'Butter and Ana' equalling the same person, as though this is secret. I don't think there's ever been a dispute about that. Unless you were remembering that Ana's full name is Anastasia, but people generally know her as 'Ana'. Maybe you should speculate that Butter, Ana and Angie (to follow your theory) are not only each other but also Anastasia. And Butter, Ana, Angie and Anastasia are ALSO Anastasia Charrier! What's more, 'Ana' is probably also Shifty, since didn't Shifty begin several topics dedicated to praising Ana's beauty, and since Ana is just a bitter, jealous harpie, why would any right thinking person do that, unless they were, also, secretly Ana?
Almost as silly was the line about using another name to take a jab at a person. Geez, you weren't doing that either, were you? Wank on, wanker.

By nathallie nittaya on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

wow, i just felt the incredible urge to impersonate Angie and see if anyone would notice (some duh's & omg, spelling mistakes, etc. etc.), but that would be a pretty cheap thing to do, and would surely only frustrate her (OMG!?! i dont remembr riting that! fun-ee ...) j/k angie darling, i love you.

nah, scamp, the silliest part is the outpour of hostility. (ooh, i'm wounded!) Mr. Multiple Sclerosis just finds our lovely Paige peachy-keen
(my initial thought went to "friend of who's visiting"). to clarify my bemused poster, though, what i got was that Angie thought Ms. P. Wallis had a li'l something goin' down with a certain Micky Mouse, as untrue & impossible to believe as that sounds (my approval to Lukas, though, and all his knife-throwing glory).
so have a great day everyone!
love, nat.

By someone on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 09:42 pm:

Well, I'm totally confused by that last post. Especially the knife throwing bit... eh?

Lukas

By Anonymous on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 12:15 am:

Butter is most certainly not *ANGIE!*. Any fool can see she's actually Micky Maybrick.

The Occifer on the other hand, is there something you want to share with us?

By Anonymous on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 12:53 am:

*ANGIE!* is obviously the Juggler, since Angie rather suspiciously praises him. And Micky Maybrick and Big Brett are possibly Skrooie.

By Jerod on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 01:29 am:

KENZIE - Please call me on Paige's cell. You need to take care of her dog! See "garden central" for why!


Whoever "master sleuth" is, is a complete idiot. I don't know how Paige could RESIST you after making such an ass of yourself. Dream on fucker. Paige would never go for a guy like you.

By nat on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

lukas, i was referring to one of your websites you once directed us to...

By th_jgglr on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 09:21 pm:

Ah yes. A certain page on my website that I never look at. Unfortunately, that is the main, first page. I really should change it.

And no, I'm not *angie*. She just praises me because... um.... well, I deserve it

I was Rob, nobody else.

Lukas

By Anonymous on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 10:28 pm:

Kind of unsettling when you know Angie's really The Occifer, isn't it?

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 12:27 am:

And you're all wrong about who's who. So there.

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 12:27 am:

And you're all wrong about who's who. So there.

By Anonymous on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 01:30 am:

You sound quite sure of yourself, Mr.

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 02:39 pm:

So sure I said it twice. Only you remain an enigma.

By evil person on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

MWAJAJAJAJAJA!!!

By *ANGIE* : Special kitten. on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 07:16 pm:

omg who is saying all this shit???? its really annoying me, cut it out!why would I pretend to be an Aussie guy???I fucking hate imposters and I'm not one......get a grip!Im not *Occifer* either,so quit this *bollox* (LOL), ok!

By Anonymous on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 10:10 pm:

I personally don't think either Luke or Paige are real people either!

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 10:40 pm:

Oh, how we wish.

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 10:41 pm:

Joke, alright? Jesus, you people are so uptight....

By Paige on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 11:07 pm:

lol, actually Luke and I are genetically enhanced lab mice who are trying to take over the world.

By Lukas on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 11:15 pm:

Actually, I'm a rat.

By R~S~P on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 11:16 pm:

Well, I'm not going to argue....

By Paige on Monday, June 11, 2001 - 03:44 am:

That doesn't fit in with the pinky and the brain thing I had going Lukas. : )

By Shifty on Monday, June 11, 2001 - 12:26 pm:

In respone to scamp, I certainly am not Ana, however sometimes when I'm asleep I do dream of being her, I live in a house full of mirrors and baths .. and that's all I do .... I think I'll fall asleep right no .......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By The Occifer on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 - 10:47 am:

Well, once upon a time somebody was frantically trying to convince me that Big Brett was actually the one and only Graham Coxon letting off steam, but I was never completely convinced. You know; clutching at straws, red herrings & a whole lotta hope rarely make for a sound argument. She did have her points though. As for Angie - just leave her alone! She's very nice (in her own way).

By *ANGIE!* Lilest Kitten on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 07:04 am:

OMG BIG BRETT IS GRAHAM COXEN? OMG Fucking hell! (oops I sweared hehe) but Im his biggest fan in the world!!! but i luv damon too cuz he's real cute as well. No I dont beleive it but cuz Brett posts his pix here and he doesnt look like gray at all hehe tho they do have the same coloured hair hmmmm.. i bet that person waz just lyeing to u occifer. just a lyar trying to stir up trouble so dont listen to them!
email me when u read this ok.
lilestkitten@hotmail.com
*ANGIE!*

By indigo on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 08:59 am:

Who has seen Damon's new haircut? It looks like a bald mohican! (I know that makes no sense, but thats what it looks like). AAARRRGGGHHHH! Shit, I'll try and post a picture.

By Albarnet on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 02:06 pm:

What, this one ?

By indigo on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 03:28 pm:

aaaaargghhhhh! yep, that's the one. *shudder*. Damon, what have you done!?!?!?

By nat on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 06:15 pm:

aye me ... why do so many british men seem to go bald at such early ages?

By Lucky on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - 06:59 pm:

What the hell is that????? It looks like a creature crawling over his head to ambush on his eyebrows!! Damon!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AAAAAHHHHHH I think I'm gonna cry now. No, I know what I'll do, I'll dredge up pictures of the old Blur haircuts... the MLIR-era ones... lovely long locks... yes... caaallllmmm...

By CandyCane on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:41 pm:

Poor David Beckham too

By Scampervan on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 05:33 am:

Since Paige has her own topic and since she has now left, can I say how deeply irritating it was to be told more than once "Paige is obviously more intelligent than most of us average people put together"? Fucking hell, she was NOT! That's all I wanna say. Just that. Several people here seem far more intelligent, so to be told the reverse was ridiculous.

And if Paige does indeed have the power to "make your life a living hell" for saying something like that, tell her to go the fuck ahead!

By indigo on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 02:46 pm:

Scamp, did you censor yourself? My sister actually does that when she talks - she goes "fu'in hell"! It's really rather sweet...

By Anonymous T on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

Where did he censor himself? You mean on his gallery?

I love opening this topic because everytime I see Damon with that haircut and facial expression I burst out laughing.

By Girl Coper on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 07:54 pm:

Relax, Scamp! I love you long time!