What do the lovely ladies of Coping find attractive about a man?
Coping: Personal - Off Topic: What do the lovely ladies of Coping find attractive about a man?
What do you look for in a guy? What are qualities that are essential?
And I suppose in the spirit of inclusiveness, what do the men of coping find attractive about a woman? (Though I'm more interested in what the ladies want for obvious reasons)
Ta
Kindness. Intelligence. A sense of adventure. The shorter the hair the better. A Scottish accent (not-essential but it helps). Undying love and admiration for me.
A cute little derriere helps as well.
Sense of humor...sense of humor....sense of humor.
Intelligent, nice, and kind to animals. Guys who don't like animals tend to be jerks. Absolutely HAS to smell good. Smell is a HUGE part of attraction.. a guy who smells really good floors you instantly. A guy who has nice things to say about other people really tends to be a keeper too. Spontanious...Thoughtful.. And I'm with Carmelita on the nice ass part.
Luckily... I've found a guy who is all of that and more. *winks at Si*
Shut up, you stink!
hmm, the only definites for me are intelligence, the same taste in music and black eyeliner.
that's qualities i look for in a bloke btw, if anyone is confused.
sense of humour, intelligence, romance and a great ass. lol
Sense of humor is extremely important.
Ideally: Tall, on the slimmer side with a nice smile. Has a good heart... and is thoughtful at least a fraction of the time. Romantic and cuddly. Intelligent, interesting and goofy-ish. Smells really good.... is creative.. and can't keep his hands off of me. haha Someone who is outdoorsy is good too.
Realistically: Any guy who will love me and put up with me. Thats the tricky part.
cool, fun to be around, crazy sense of humour,hard but most of all.......I love guys to be very horny all the time!!!! very horny hehe
I'm wild.I love sex. thats the truth *tells it like it is*
lilestkitten@hotmail.com
btw gang, Im in love again and I wanna sing it to the world!!! hehe. and its got nothing to do with Micky or any of that shit,so noone start hassling me again,ok? no more arrogant harassing email from bitches I wont name hehe. *is gr8tefull for block sender*
thanx.today Im in such a fantastic mood,cuz theres no drug like LOVE!thats why I dont use any drugs ever LOL
all Im giving away is YES hes from Coping. youll have to stay stuned for details!
me, me, me, me...and again, ME! you have described me as if you know me, its scary ;)
Paige - You forgot the part about the ability to have deep conversations about their navel and other such trivial things. haha
Oh yeah. Well, I have you girls for stuff like that. haha I guess it isn't overly essential in a guy. But nice.
See you at my hive tonight!
Sorry she was late Paige. My fault :o)
Night!
lol... aww... aren't you cute si! We and the girls are getting pretty shitfaced over here. Don't think she'll be able to drive home tonight. Just so you know... this time I'm responsible for keeping her! hehe
While I'm on the topic...
I was reading a book called, umm, well I cant remember what it was called but I THINK it was the French word for lingerie, or something. Started with a d. Anyway, on the back cover of this book it said that without concealment & adornment the genitals were nothing but dull, boring & prosaic! It also said that only 25% of heterosexual males find the naked female body attractive. (40% prefer a partially clothed body, while 35% find completely clothed women more attractive). Whilst suggesting that 75% of men are fetishists of some degree, it also surprised me. I remember once having "a go" at my friend Jared because he proclaimed to be completely turned off by pornography, yet he salivated over the girls in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition on a regular basis. He was telling me that lots of guys are like this; I was telling him that he was a pansy. I didnt realise that so many people were like this.
Anyway,
so long.
Hey I like naked ladies, yeah. Any lad who doesnt must be a queer fagg, cuz thats the only explanation I reckon. Blokes who say they like ladies still in clothes have gotta be closet pooftas.
Anyroad - I'd like to see u shitfaced Paigey, yeah. Nothing sexier than a bird drunk as a skunk, unsteady on her feet, wobbling around in her high heels, smiling with smudged make-up and falling over me begging for help, yeah. Nice one Paigey. Ya brought a smile to this lad's face. Nice one child.
Luv,
Micky
So, women who prefer men in clothes rather than naked are really closet lesbians?
The majority of men who attack other people's sexuality are just insecure in their own.
Something you wanna share with us Micky?
Wtf?
heehee - i have to say that without SOME clothes, blokes look - well, kind of like a scrawny old chicken. clothes can definitely help you look sexier!
(this applies in the extreme to Micky, who I imagine can only get sexier the more clothes he puts on, to the point where he is completely encased in cement and reaches his highest point of attractiveness.)
A guy can be sexy with or without clothes on. It just depends on the situation you know? And it definetly depends on your mood. Its all about perception. Lots of different things can be sexy about anyone as long as you can see that.
I can honestly say I've only been that drunk twice in my life Micky. Once when I was trying to keep up with my brother and his friends... and once my freshman year of college. And never again afterwards.... You can just dream on... it would never happen. haha
Besides, high heels? Me? Not on this side of hell.
Personality. The way the person is. Sense of humor. Kindness. And if he has "that"... I don't know what "that" is though... But I know it when I meet him =D
Opinions can matter too...
its so weird,paige and me think the same thing about guyz and luv all the same movies!!!LOL.yet shes lost purspective about me.......*yawns*Ive got 2 much class to say anymore.but I dont think anything depands on the mood when u meet a guy,nothing.
has that guy Im in love with yet guessed who he is hehe?
Yeah yeah its me, all girls love me, HAHAHABOOMBOOM! hello ladies, I bet you missed me over the weekend but I have a perfectly good explanation.
I spent the entire bank holiday weekend getting shitfaced yeah, well, after 20 budweisers and 12 aftershocks even I tend to get a little tipsy and even louder than normal yeah, I stopped off the birds though, this weekend was dedicated to getting shitfaced. Anyways, Im pissed off cuz I spent all my money this weekend and I have this week off work so I suppose I'll be moping around the house with nothing to do, bollox, I might just go and sunbath if the weather stays hot so I can show off my muscles and improve my sext tan, oh yeah!
Oh yeah, and I think I can understand why Micky likes shitfaced birds since they have to be shitfaced to fall for him
HAHAHABOOMBOOM, nah, I like my birds in full mental function since we can hold romantic conversation and make love with style, Oh yeah! Im a romantic kinda guy you know, just what a lady needs
Hello to all the coping birds
Up yours to all the coping Mickys
luv
Brett
What is it with American men and dressing badly? The US navy is in town at the moment & I keep having to remind myself not to judge an entire nation on it's armed forces. Anyway, I realise that they arent a good example of anything much, but do tell - what is it with the super baggy jeans and pants that they're all so fond of? They dont suit ANYBODY. If you are tall and slim then they make you look like a scarecrow and if you're average height or short then they make you look fat and pudgey. Awful.
It's the pants I take most offence too, but the shirts they wear are rarely much better. They wander the town in groups of 5 or 6, saying "It's a great place you guys have got here!" and eating at McDonalds & Subway. Nice buzz cuts too.
they'r in the US navy they have to have buzz cuts
Well I don't like buzz cuts, never have. I like:
*hair straight and not too short (An Alex James fringe is ideal)
*darkish blue or dark brown eyes
*a sweet smile
*general boyish "cute" look, I don't go for big muscular "hard" men
*skinny
*good sense of humour
*artistic
*a nice nose (straight, not too long or pudgy - Damon Albarn really has a perfect nose, that's my example.)
*intellectual
and I must agree that smelling nice and having a cute arse is an advantage!
My brother has a buzz cut and he pulls heapz of birds.
LISTEN UP SI, YOURE TALKING BOLLOX AND I DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BLOKES WHO TALK BOLLOX. YESTERDAY MORNING I WUZ TOO HUNG OVER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT U WERE TALKING ABOUT BUT NOW I KNOW, AND I DONT LIKE IT. YOU SAY "BLOKES WHO ATTACK OTHER BLOKES SEXUALITY ARE JUST INSECURE IN THEIR OWN" YEAH? WHAT A FUCKING LAFF. SEE THE TOP OF MY TOPIC YEAH? "WHERE'S MY TOPIC GONE YEAH?" WELL WHAT THE FUCK WHERE U DOING IF U WERNT ATTACKING MY SEXUALITY EH? U FUCKING CHANGED "BIRDS" TO "BLOKES" (LIKE U CAN AS MODERATER) TRYING TO SUGGEST I WAS A PUFFY FAGG!! A GAY HOMOSEXUAL!! U BASTARD GUY. MOTHERFUCK GUY. ATTACKING MY SEXUALITY LIKE THAT.. NASTY HIPPOCRIT. YA JUST SCARED KENZIE IS GETTING A BIT KEEN ON ME, YEAH. GROW SOME BALLS U LITTLE SOFT LAD.
Hahaha, there's a difference between attacking someone's sexuality and attacking someone's pride. I was just praying on your insecurities, pal. Just having a laugh with ya. Know what I mean?
Well said Si, won the arguement in 1 paragraph while micky ranted on for ages in CAPS
But lay off him OK!! cuz its my job to insult him, its your job to delete all the bollox he types. Y'know, nice one.
Going by statistics, it seems the "ladies" above all want to go out with comedians with short hair. But what if the boy in question has a sense of humour you can't stand?
I can honestly say I've been as drunk as Micky's ideal bird, practically every weekend for the past two years, btw. Paige must have a secret to success as well as sobriety that I am lacking.
Lee Evans is a comedian with short hair. He's also very possibly the world's least amusing human being.
And going from the stats he would appear to be every ladies' ideal man.
*shrugs*
Lol.. what is going on here?
Be nice to each other people. Life is to short to hate.
A big hello to Kenz, Paige and Si. *waves* :o)
I have some chocolate here. Anyone want any? *hands it out to everyone in coping*
No. I'm diabetic.
HAHAHABOOMBOOM
Go on, Ive always wanted to see a diabetic throw a spasm. I think I'll give it a miss, Im keeping an eye on me figure, I'm starting to get a little tubby lately.
Paige's secret to sobriety is a great story. haha. 2 actually. One involving church, and the other involving spending the night in jail with her best friend after they were found passed out in rocket park one night. Good times.
Drugs were much easier to handle for all of us.
Her only secret is that she's smart, loaded and good looking. She's even the type you could have meet your parents. I think our friend Pete put it best when he said that everyone *thinks* she's a "vixen is disguise" which is why every guy in Anoka county is intruigued by her, but they're wrong.
I hate her.
Kenz what did I say about not hating people. Lol.
Brett, you've always wanted to see a diabetic throw a spasm? It's not funny and I highly doubt that you would want to be in that position of an asastonic attack.
Have some carob instead, Scamp. Or jelly babies. Lol.
Lol about Paige..haha
Asastonic attack? Its a spasm! they throw their arms about shouting and screaming, damn, its a good job Im not diabetic, Im so strong no-one would be safe. Im too cool be get diabetes
Is it true that they use diabetics piss to make a certain brand of cola?
Oh yes.. both occasions. Quite lovely. Moonie and I spent the night one of Anoka police station's 2 cells taking turns puking our guts out. And the next morning, they gave us prunes for breakfast before our parents came and picked us up. God bless Denny though... he didn't slap either of us with a minor. He figured we'd learned our lesson. And then I had my mother to deal with... euch.
Easter.... I don't wanna talk about period. Jesus thought I'd better sit a little bit longer and think about what I did before he'd make my hangover go away. I suppose he figures if he could handle a cross, Paige Wallis could handle not puking on the person sitting in front of her. While in a catholic service which lasted FOREVER might I add. Sookie (my freshman roomate) had to run out making a mad dash for the bathroom where she spent the rest of the service leaving me the only one to take the glares from her mother. She blamed me for corrupting her little girl. I'm not even catholic. I'm methodist for chrissake. I have no idea why I was there.
So basically you're saying that Pete thinks I'm boring? haha..... excellent.
It's so unfair. It always takes SO MUCH for me to get drunk. I have to drink for hours straight before I begin to feel at all tipsy. I'd much prefer to be one of these Two Drink Fellows, that are singing & falling over themselves after a couple of drinks at 7pm. It's far too expensive this way.
Brett:
Diabetics 'spasm' because if insulin is not present for the body to use glucose as a fuel source, body fat is used as fuel. The by products of fat metabolisim are ketones. Ketones build up in the blood, spill over into the urinary tract, and that's when the diabetic becomes asastonic and a condition called ketoacidosis (diabetic coma)happens.
They shout and scream Brett because they have no control over anything. I guess anyone would if they did'nt know what was happeneing to their bodies.
Take care everyone! :o)
Oh, I'll try!!!!!!111
So if I had diabetes and didnt eat any glucose then my body would use lots of fat as fuel instead? Nice one. So if I had a few fits Id probably loose a stone or 5 and become the sexy ideal ladies man! cool, so how do u get diabetes? I want it
HAHAHABOOMBOOM
Oh Big Brett, you're so sensitive....
To get even further from the topic, I saw Muse Tuesday night at Brixton Academy and they were fucking brilliant! Moshing to Plug In Baby, screaming my head off to Muscle Museum... the front row was the hottest, sweatiest, loudest bunch of jumping indie kids you have ever seen! Matt Bellamy was a sexy guitar genius, a wiry streak of energy in a girly top, screaming his little lungs out....
I suppose these are qualities I look for in a man - so this rant is relevant after all - oh, oh, and i spent the day in Camden with my mates beforehand and we sat in a coffee bar and stared at - well, imagine a cross between Mark Greaney, Matt Bellamy, Brian Molko (but taller)and Richey Edwards, and you have the man. He was in his early twenties, black/purple hair, one silver hoop earring, wearing a Placebo tshirt. Oh my God! My sister and I were literally dribbling.
right, end of message. Promise!
He sounds like a fag to me indigo. I doubt he'd want u or your sister, but I spose u never no.
well he (or his clone) actually turned up again outside the muse concert, with what looked suspiciously like a girlfriend. sigh. oh well, we can dream.
alright, were i the ideal girl, this would be my ideal boy... (yes, kacy, i prefer boys too; argh! my description is frighteningly similar to kacy & indigo's...)
height doesn't matter (5'6" to 6 foot?), but thin is best (i'm a twig). dark hair, long-ish (damon or alex before the chop?) straight-ish nose and teeth (crooked smile?), nice skin. at least average athletic ability (i.e. runs like a guy). likes bands like blur, pulp, primal scream, super furries... and makes fun of me for liking travis. looks good in a skirt and black under-eye liner (not all the time - just doesn't object to occasional "dressing up in women's clothes/mess around with gender roles...": yes, james' "laid" is my dream theme song). someone i can argue with, and just lie in the dark with and listen to music. should have some musical skill. hm, all for now...
hard part: mutual sexual attraction and intellectual compatability (everyone is human)
realistically: the kid who, to everyone else, is the cute, sweet, quiet punk-rocker. should have at least 1 friend who is better-looking than him, preferrably a loud-mouthed jerk (got any nice friends, micky?). oh yeah... (more graham coxon-ish, i suppose)
okay, so THAT was long. i'm sure i'll think of more. indigo, he sounds fab. sigh, i hate it when the perfect ones are just too damn gorgeous.
oh yeah, REAL scottish accents are real sexy too
Nittaya, was that really you, or Scamp in disguise? You described him PERFECTLY! All but the Scottish accent part.
Oh, & no offense, but isn't that 'indie boys dressing up in women's clothes' stuff (not in the transevestite sense but to be 'ironic' somehow) just a wee bit 1994? Not that this makes it wrong, but it IS just a little passé ~ let's face it.
lol
ok, now I have "Not if you were the last junkie on earth" in my head. Anyway, i was only 10 years old in 1994, so it may have passed me by.
Intelligent, funny, makes good conversation, dark hair that's perfect every time I see it, SIDEBURNS, bluey-green eyes, sweet smile, and the ability to succeed at acting innocent. Oh come on, we KNOW they're acting.
Oh look I just described our bassist. Apart from the conversation bit.
butter: perhaps. but i just saw placebo, and the boys were oh so sexy in their tight black shredded tanks & eye liner.. especially this one who had his dyed blond hair gel-ed down in front, but spiked in the back (my friend didn't like him though - said he was "trying to look like the guys in Orgy without success". oh well, i'm glad we have different tastes...). scamp, eh? all i know about him is he's gotten an eye removed or something...
yeah, i was 10 then too, and totally oblivious to everything, and now it's like i dream in '93-'94 of someplace i've never been or was ever aware of but that must have happened/existed somewhere. (oh god i'm crazy). but yeah, bit drunk ones, just for me, maybe to the mall...
i'm not too fond of sideburns (he's a shy one, your bassist, isn't he? that's lovely too...ah lucky, i wish i could see you guys go out! GO GO GO!)
have a great day everyone!
love, nat.
HaHa makes good evil faces u mean hha
grrrrr
He does not! He has the sweetest face in the world! Another bloke's made a deal with me that I ask el bassist out in the next 2 weeks or he gets to diss Blur in front of me and I'm not allowed to retaliate. This requires courage, and if I don't ask him, a lot of self control on my part.
CANDY- it was Ryan...
ow, lucky, let me know how it goes... (and i'll deal i won't keep bringing it up, okay?)
I can see how this one will pan out, in the same way you can see how Dawson's Creek will pan out.
HAHA ryan would be able to think of anything that quick
he need valuble hours for insults!!!
HAHAHA
Ec I.t typing lesson really payed off
*ahem!*
Does anyone else consider this topic to be a little bit sinister ?
Sure if maybe we knew what it meant....
Sinister is fun.
Ack ignore my last posts they were distinctly girlie yes it would be better if we didn't bring him up cos (as Candy well knows) when I start waffling about him I CANNAE STOP so like yeah I'm going back to bed gnite.
net - i am so jealous! i have never seen Placebo (and the way things are going I never will - I am on holiday over every festival this summer!)
sideburns = Supergrass, 70s throwbacks and folk singers. Not sexy!
I agree with Kyle. This is a little bit sinister.
Nittaya ~ not that it makes much difference, but Scamp is not the boy who had his eye operated on. That was Shifty. Different people entirely.
who went to se placebo?!?? WITHOUT MOI?! ack!
HAHA sideburns are .... erugh! ESPECIALLY the lambchop ones! but mr. bassisst are fortunatly not that bad hey lucky?
ew lambchops! WHAT is it with guys and facial hair? it's only a food trap!
Guys and facial hair ? It stems from laziness really, that's all.
It stems from hair follicles. HA HA! (sorry)
Butter, which *one friend* do I have who you consider better looking?
Why aren't Supergrass considered sexy? I mean, obviously *I* have no opinion....
Okay so sideburns may not be that sexy... but they work on Damon and our bassist a treat.
Sideburn Guys :
the perfect guy is hazy
he's often just crazy LOL
I often wonder
If the guys who fucked me wouldnt throw my arse in the bin just when theres gonna be no sin 
Hes gotta have sideburns
big dick and no bad germs LOL
Last guy who fucked me fell in love with me
He said *Angie, u have natural beauty and u r the sexy key*
LOL
After that I went to every match
He had it,I knew I was gonna get it
I was like an egg that was gonna hatch
I know I turn all the blokes heads
even when they work out in there sheds
Im the lilest kitten
here for u with hugs and kisses
Im like a flower in spring
when boy bees fly pass I giggle @ there hisses
we all stand alone
No more lonesome nights when you've been with me
with natural beauty Im a shiny and active and free
Thanx..........
No, THANK YOU, Angie!
RACHEL'S REQUIREMENTS LIST
1. must be at least 5'11" or taller (I'm five foot eleven myself)
2. nice eyes, really soulfull ones
3*****great sense of humor*****
4. a bit of foolish/silly (so I'm not the one who always looks like a dumbass)
5. can speak at least two languages
6. I tend to go for shy/modest guys
7. likes to work out-not really play sports, but just go to the gym and run with me for an hour or so
8. someone who I can always have great conversatio n with
9. Someone whos up to do anything
10. gets along with my family well (thatmight be hard......)
11. has passion for traveling
12. Mellow personality
13. Has some of the same tastes in music, films, books, etc. that I do
14. Physically fit
14. Will do silly but cute romantic things for me
15. doesn't mind going shopping with me all day
16. Good-natured
17. Doesn't do things half-assed
18. Doesn't call me every freakin hour!
19. ***can dance***
20. Interesting personality
21. CAn talk with me all day all night w/oo getting bored
22. Doesn't mind explaining to me things I can't comprehend
23. helps me with school work
24. Gets along with most of my friends
25. Is creative (whether mentally, artistically, musically, etc.)
26. Has some unique body party-like realy nice, strong jaw line, or gorgeous smile
27. Style is not too important b/c I like too many different styles but they have to be a bit sensible-like no spandex for example
28. Will mosh with me at concerts!
29. Can hold his liquer-very important
30. isn't afraid to try new things
31. has good taste in resteraunts
32. Well manered
33. Will sing to me, or at least in front of me
34. ***WILL TICKLE/SCRATCH MY BACK!!!***
35. witty
36. clever, sort of goes with witty
37. can talk about anything! I love guys who you can talk to about anything, from politics (btw with bush as our president we're all going to hell in a handbasket)to art, to religion, to computers, to pop culture, etc.
38. doesn't cling to me, is independent
39. Takes initiative to start and acomplish things
40. Isn't too religious
41. Liberal mind
42. Doesn't obsess over fashion and make up more than me!-no "pretty boys" good lookin boys, but no "pretty boys"
43. Good heart
44. Loving to everyone, not just me
45. Monogomous, no playaz
46. Wont mind going to see some musicals with me!
47. will go to see chick flicks with me
48. likes me for me
49. Will blare guns 'n' roses in the car with me and sing along
50. Gives lotsa kisses
51. and last but not least-well equipped!
now seeing as most guys i meet don't meet all of these requirements, any 15 out of the 51 will do!
oh and I've got a thing for guys with accents, and asian guys
So more or less, your ideal partner is yourself, except with a penis. Oh, but Rachel! What do YOU have to offer a male? I'm sure all prospective candidates are eager to know! Can we have another list? That one was delightful enough.
Butter~Mobile-why are you so upset over the list? Simmer down! I never said I was perfect, or that any guy should be, it was just a reflection of what I look for in a guy-so I take it you don't look for any of the above.....I bet you gotta a real great guy for yourself then.
Oddly enough, nearly every single woman who is happy in a relationship is with a guy who she never thought was her type at all.
Just something to keep in mind Rache. Openmindedness is a very attractive quality.
quite true paige-in fact many of the qualities I listed I myself, do not have-thats why I find a guys with those qualities very attractive
Now, now, steady on Miss Rachel, I wasn't simmering, nor upset, nor claiming to speak from a position of omniscient superiority.
I said your wish~list was delightful, and I meant it.
Just remember, a WINNER NEVER QUITS! And a QUITTER NEVER WINS!
Prince Charming is out there for us all!
By the time you're 45 you'll be saying, "I just want a man who can spell his name, doesnt have a fetish for schoolchildren and doesnt piss in my gumboots," Rachel.
Gumboots? What are gumboots Quintal? She'll also want a man with... umm... by the time you're 45? She'll be married by then. We don't need to have this conversation.
I still want to know what Gumboots are though...
Gumboots : known in England as 'wellies'. but Kenzie, she might not be married at 45, not everyone is. or she might be divorced.
I don't think I'd be Rachel's ideal guy. The Guns'r'Roses part rules me out. I don't go to the gym or work out, though I'm not totally unfit. And I'm under 5'11". Also, I'm fashion conscious. So there you go. Happy hunting though, Rach. Good luck 
If she sticks by that list, Kenzie, she wont be married at 45. Or at any other age, for that matter. Unlike the Butter~Wagon, I'm not sure that Prince Charming is out their for you all. Go on, give up now. Marry the dustman. Have an affair with a cab driver. I am similarly cynical that Princess Perfect exists for those of us who seek her. Oh what a sad bastard.
Anyhow, Scamp is correct. Gumboots are known in England as wellingtons, or wellies. But seeing as you're an American I'll have to describe them further. They are rubber boots you wear on your feet. Usually black or yellow, they are large, inherently ugly, uncomfortable and worn only by old, smelly people who are scared of getting their feet wet in the rain for fear of catching a cold and dying a prematurely ugly death before they next have the chance to harrass their grandkids with awkward questions about what they are doing with their lives. I dont currently own a pair, although my grandparents bought me some when I was a wee lad.
I don't normally do this but in true Karla style because that was Very funny *LOL*
how many times must we go through this, although I put REQUIREMENTS at the top of my list, it's really more of a list of my REFLECTIONS on what I look for in a guy. And if the perfect guy comes along for me, and hes a dustman, a cab driver, or wears gumboots it won't matter. And I won't have a problem marrying them either. ARGH!!! Why am I getting all this shit for answering the topic question???????
Don't worry Rach, they're play devils advocates. Don't get defensive. Go with it. As long as you can keep an open mind, any guy (even though he uses the toilet while he's on the phone with you *ahem*) can turn out to be your very own version of prince charming.
Thanks for the explanation Scamp, and Quintal. And Quintal, not all americans are stupid, I understand how you gained your perspective, but make a point not to be so quick to insult my intelligence in the future please.
I didnt mean to! I'll explain what I meant - Scamp said that gumboots were called wellies in England, and I said this was true. But, seeing as you're not English I thought this would probably not be enough of an explanation for you. By saying "seeing as you're an American I'll have to explain further" I didnt mean to say "seeing as you're an American YOU ARE THEREFORE THICK AS SHIT and need extra explanation" as you seem to have gathered.
I wouldnt knowingly insult your intelligence.
Right on Occifer, though forsooth, SOME Americans knowingly insult & underestimate our intelligence all the time. Americans of COURSE are not the only guilty parties, so please don't think I'm singling anyone out.
Next time any of you get insulted by an American, ask them where specifically they're from. I'm very curious to know. I can't imagine that anyone I've ever met here in Kenz and I's state to be that rude. The only people everyone from MN thinks is stupid are people from Iowa. But seriously.... they are.
Ah well, whereabouts was that creepy guy stalking you from in that case, Paige? The "Master Sleuth" guy, I mean. I'M curious to know! Because his theorizing about me was pretty damned insulting, let's face it! I'm not trying to belittle your argument: I know you weren't implying EVERYone from where you live is always polite. (Believe me, there's plenty an Australian all too eager to hand out insults willy~nilly, especially from where I live ~ in fact, my brother once commented that the motto of this state ought to be: 'Welcome to W.A. Get f**ked.') But I think you said he went to highschool with you or something. . . maybe he moved to Iowa or something, Haha.
lol, he was originally from ohio actually. I think he moved here like our Sophmore year of HS
anyway who started this topic? mmm...*wonders* but that's just me
lol
Hmm...requirements for a bloke:
1.FAFOL (Fun And Full Of Life)
2.Smart, Keen
3.Can run with me, (I run pretty fast most guys can't keep up)
4.Can drink me under the table, " "
5.Appreciates Art and Music(Liking Blur is a +)
6.Has a lot of energy
7.Likes to read books: will read to me occasionally late at night before I go pass out.
8.Drives his car fast
9.Likes sleeping in on Sundays, an afternoon breakfast, with coffee, OJ, eggs, the works.
10.Likes Dogs (Siberian Husky is a +)
My requirement for a guy are:
1.Must be a slave for me.
2.Have blond hair, blue eyes, a fake tan and a great smile.
3.Like to go shopping, constantly
4.Must know how to sing to me, duets
5.Love going to strip clubs(That's where I steal most of my dance moves)
6.Wigger style(But cannot be a black man-except maybe Usher)
7.Must hate Christina Agulara And the backstreet boys.
Attractive as in physically, mentally, or emotionally, etc? All of that varies, but I have to say physically...a nice nose (large preferably).
large nose sounds like, well...something else!
LOL
good personality, a sense of humour and good looking would be my ideal man !!!!
what is good personality?
It's all about the size of the package. I love seeing a guy get a hard-on in his pants. Then I know he thinks I'm dripping sexy. So, I'll unbutton one more button on my shirt. ;)
I choose character over personality.
And LoL @ chrisZ and wet...it's not the size, it's the intensity.
We have a saying here in New York: English girls who are considered beautiful in London are merely "pretty" in New York, while American girls who are called "attractive" in New York are beautiful in London.
It seems like guys want a perfect girlfriend: (Tits and ass) body, long hair, make-up, a good career, soft spoken, and a good cook who likes to clean. Oh and of course you need to go down on them every night and bekon at their every call. !!!!!NOT!!!!
How about someone who is not afraid to speak her own mind, drives fast, knows how to cuss, can drink a guy under the table,loves kids and dogs, has a great career but can't cook or clean.
lol, do strange ugly smelly boys in New York elevators who tell you your "attractive" count towards a "beautiful" in London? I wouldn't count on it, Need.
Besides, most guys seem to like a bitchy streak in their girls (although we prefer to refer to it as "outspoken/short fused/takes-no-crap". but still takes lots of crap. more than the soft-spoken ones sometimes). Please let me know if I make any sense.
You do make sense, Hallie.
And the relevance of that comment being what exactly?
I certainly didn't understand all that drivel.
And thx god Chloe Sevigny, NY's muse (or is that whore?) is there to remind us of what American girls called beautiful in NY actually look like.
Let's see how far we can go with that kind of thoughts: An american girl considered as stylish and beauriful in NY would be seen as manerless and bland in Paris...etc
And do we really need 30 years old pathetic Ladettes trying to copy men's behaviour just because they can do it? Will it actually change the power issue?
I'm American and every year People magazine has her on the #1 fashion mistake EVERY YEAR!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT WE THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!! SHE'S JUST SOME CRACKHEAD WANT A BE ARTIST THAT WILL DO ANYTHING FOR PRESS. (duh!) She's a freak of nature
She's definetly trying to grab(sex) her way up the social ladder.
Some beautiful people in America:Gwyneth Paltrow,Victoria Secret models, Drew Barrymore, Catherine-Zeta Jones, Christina Agulara, Jennifer Lopez, ect.
Over and over again I heard how horrible Englishmen are in bed. The conventional wisdom was that they failed miserably on three counts: One, their willies were really small. Two, foreplay doesn't exist. And three, they came in about 2 minutes. In other words, they were all premature ejaculators, and if they lived in New York, some sensible woman would have put desensitizing cream on the tip of their willies and then made them have sex for three hours.
Speaking of, have you seen Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez lately?
Hollywood must be going for a different "look".
http://www.pantheonwell.com/Hers/blur/celebs.htm
Also, I've never had sex with an english guy before, so I wouldn't know if all of those things you mentioned are true Norstrom...but what's so wrong with premature ejaculation? "mature" ejaculation is great, but I always hear about women complaining about that. I just don't get what the big deal is about a guy shooting his load in 2 minutes.
Because I don't get time to have an orgasm or even multiple orgasm. Plus I like getting really sweatty and that doesn't happen in only 2 minutes.
LoL, I guess that's a good reason, hahah
Hm, fabricate your perfect lover?
He'd be an indie film maker of the geriatric kind, not for old people, just about them, for everyone. He'd make them beautiful and sexy and make us feel like it's all worth living ...
I can't remember what else I wrote up there. But I find this quite lovely.
Attractive men know how to satisfy a woman.
Satisfaction comes when men caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.
Just listen to Custom's "Hey Mister".
(anyone else find it kinda eerie when you think of something that'd be "nice", and then the opportunity presents itself relatively soon?)
Eerie? I often find myself praying to God to send some temptation my way. I'm perfectly willing to succomb to whatever temptation gets delivered to me, so I dont understand why I dont get tempted more often.
Then maybe the key is not to be eager? In any case, if we're romantically speaking, it hardly ever comes by in most desirable form (situation-wise at times, dears & darlings).
Half-ly (and less significantly), I wasn't referring to great adventures at all - just the occurence of strange little coincidences because we happened to have preconceived their essence in our minds.
But curiously, what would you do then, Quintal, if you were freed from regard of what are commonly referred to as "bullshit considerations"? (Most likely tell me to go back to studying for Chemistry ... )
I'm not sure what you mean there Nat, but it does sound interesting, so please do explain... "Bullshit considerations"? I havent heard that term before.
I doubt I'll suggest Chemistry, anyway! Maybe Biology though.
Regard to others, Quintal - to fears and self-imposed restrictions.
... and would you pick microbiology over biochemistry? (I don't have to decide for another two years - stupid year "0" - but it's a curious question I'd like settled).
(when I say "with regard to others", I don't mean to imply "be rude and self-serving". But everyone exudes a certain pressure to conform at times)
I work in the same department as a Microbiologist. He seems to enjoy it. That is no help at all, really. He makes crap money, tho'.
Hm, thanks Chut!
Micro Biol is much more interesting than Chem. At least with Micro you learn about diseases and stuff relevant to human beings. But, that's just my opinion!
Where abouts do you work, Chut?
A Punnery where he weaves suitable Habits, perhaps?
Stop *bug*ging me, scamp. hehehe
Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer to do that to what I *do* do, it strikes me as quite interesting, and my work-mate is a long-haired lout, who is quite funny. I work for a Biotech company.
What does it do, chut? (i.e. what projects is it working on? What are the different positions/jobs in the field?)
Well, as far as I'm concerned, he identifies the bugs which I, or my colleagues, find during our envirnmental monitoring in clean rooms. He also analyses water samples from tanks, to makes sure they are sterile, and a whole lot of sh*t I don't know anything about. Think isolators, and safety cabinets.
Bugging you Chut? I'm paying homage to you!
Whatcha mean by "*bug*ging" though?
Lukasm just pointed whatcha obviously meant. Ignore the question.
Are they the only two Biology subjects you can choose between, Nat? Microbiology and Biochemistry, eh? I guess I'd choose Microbiology if I had to choose one of those two.
I personally am only interested in Biology as a form of Philosophy, as ludicrous as that may sound. It's one of the disciplines providing me with suitably plausible answers to questions at this stage of my life. But, if you're looking at these fields in terms of a job/career, then I suggest you pay scant regard to what I have to say! My interest is purely personal. I dont want to study Science at Uni or anything.
Ummmm Quintal.. you do no philosophy in Bio mate. Haha. Stick to Psych or and Arts degree :o)
caramel do you seriously think the guy is so stupid he wouldn't know that already?
Quintal, I don't know what I really want to do - just what I've been conditioned to think I want. (I came up with it myself and brainwashed myself, I suppose). And it's mainly Pharmacology, for drug design/pharmaceuticals. But that's only offered as a minor in undergrad, so from the other compatible scienes, MicroBi & BioChem seemed the most practical. (in other words, it's picking a major to complement the minor ... )
Thanks, Chut & Q for responding!
No, not at all Anonymous.
It is possible for biology and philosophy to be studied together- that's what Psychiatry is about. All I am saying is that if you do a straight Bio degree they don't look at aspects of Psyc.
I don't think Quintal is stupid at all, and If my last post sounded in any way insulting, I didn't mean for it to sound that way. :o)
Don't misunderestimate me!
I was referring more to the historical, real meaning of the word philosophy rather than merely the label that gets used for subjects studied at University.
Philosophy is the love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means & the investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality.
Of course I realise biology is Biology and "Philosophy" isnt mentioned anywhere in a University Biol course outline. I meant that through learning about biology I feel as though I'm getting closer to understanding more about certain philosophical questions than merely from pondering ancient and/or abstract philosphical texts alone.
That's how, for me "Biology is a form of Philosophy."
Picking a major to compliment a minor, eh? I guess you should really speak to someone who knows what they're talking about, unlike me! When do you have to make this choice, Nat?
Not for a long while, Quintal! I apply around November, though usually you just get accepted to "Sciences" and then thin your way through the options over the next few years ... But uncertainty makes a mess of your head at times.
Have a lovely day everyone!