Who would you pick as your mate if you HAD to pick one as the future of the human race is up to you! Keep in mind you'd only be allowed to be with this one person for the rest of your life. Sexually and as a life partner. Weigh the pro's and con's out. Be thoughtful in your answer!

By Anonymous on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 01:22 am:

AND IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE FROM COPING!

By Paige on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 01:57 am:

Hmmm.... most of the guys in here are younger than me. So I guess it depends on which guys in here are 20+. (Identify yourselves!) I know Simon is but he is so Kenzie's. And could I pick a girl instead and do sort of a Melissa Etheridge and her lover + David crosby = artificial insemination and a baby? Or OR, I could be celibate and stuff.. and then the guys who decide to get together (Say maybe Zach and RSP, cos there's so much *love* and energy between those two.. hehe, kidding) TOTALLY KIDDING GUYS! Anyways, if THEY decide to have children, I could carry their baby since they'd both be men and obviously, unable.

And I don't think Simon would like my answer if I had to pick a girl. Cos it would absolutely be Kenzie. She's just so lovable.. and she smells good. And she has a really nice mouth. You just know she'd be a great kisser. Not to mention she's very easy going, funny, and easy to get along with. Maybe I WILL just decide to become a lesbian and attempt to steal Kenzie away from you Simon! haha!

By Si on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 07:56 am:

LOL
*holds his fists up*
To the death, Paigis.. heh. On second thoughts, you'd kick my ass anyway. I know a couple of other pro points about her that you don't too.. haha.
And she is a great kisser.

By luke on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 08:08 am:

Paige

I'm over 20 but I'd pick Kenzie too because you made her seem so fantastic. You should have listed your own good points, not someone else's.

By Scratch Athletic on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 10:31 am:

I'm over 20 (plus 4) but am I over Coping ?

I'd like to sing that famous song..

"I can't get over a girl like you.....you'll have to answer the phone yourself"

I'm hanging over.

By Si on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 06:58 pm:

Hey hey hey.. stop choosing my girlfriend!

Kenz - we are going shopping whether you like it or not! lol

By Kenzie on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 10:09 pm:

I'll list Paige's assets since she was so kind to put me in such a nice light.

Looks: The girl is built like an hour glass with legs. (bitch! haha) reddish-brown, shoulder length hair that changes colors with the seasons. Grayish-bluish-greenish eyes.

Economic qualities: Paige is 20 and she pulls in roughly $68,000-$70,000 a year cos she owns a B&B thats huge and veru expensive. That she inherited.

She's the most mellow person I've ever met. She's so easy to talk to you'll end up telling her things that are WAY too person to ever be telling anyone who isn't your mother or something. Oddly enough, she still likes you even after you do. She's very patient. Very honest. Very loving towards all of her family and friends.

Not to mention a raging Nympho. That is all. haha.

By Paige on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 12:12 am:

Oh gee Kenz, you're such a bud. lol Raging nympho? No worse than you are. Am I right Simon? haha ;)

By Kenzie on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 03:10 am:

Luke - I am in no way shape or form anywhere NEAR fantastic. You'd be wise to pick Paige. There's a pic of her in the topic labeled "This doesn't have to be a top 10 list" She's cute.. Go for Paigis.

Lol...Paige... I know. I'm such a great friend. haha.

I'm the one with the car simon! If I don't like it we don't go! haha. But I'm fine with it.

By luke on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 07:26 am:

Ok, I'll pick Paige.

I do have one question: if there were only people from coping left in the whole world, what good would it be owning a very expensive B&B?

By oldie on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 04:01 pm:

Umm Angie looks pretty fit in that pic. She'd be all right to choose.

By Paige on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:06 pm:

Well, If nobody else was left in the world Luke, We'd live there? I don't know. haha

I also have one question: Why would I want to pick you to be my "sexual and life partner" eh?

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:36 pm:

Yeah!

By lukas on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:50 am:

'Why would I want to pick you to be my "sexual and life partner" eh?'

I don't like blowing my own trumpet but nobody else will so here you go...

Looks: I am 6'1", slim, very fit, very good looking, rated 9.3 HOT.

Economic qualities: I have also run my own business bringing in hundreds of pounds a day, but as it was in the entertainment business it wouldn't be too helpful with just us handful of copers. Now I work at Tesco.

Character: I am intelligent, have a great sense of humour but I don't just get jokes, I'm actually fun to be around. I have too many hobbies to mention but they include writing/recording/producing music, surfing, writing, travelling (never been on a plane but I've hitchhiked and driven across almost every country in Europe) and I do a spot of juggling too. I don't watch tv, I find it kills people's creativity and as a form of entertainment is very cheap, if you know what I mean. I do have a tv but I use it mainly to watch films I've made myself. I have strong opinions, love discussion and conversation, I'm open to reason, I'm logical yet emotional. I also think showing emotion isn't a weakness.


You asked about sexual partner: My penis is 176mm long, I rate myself, um... I can't remember what I rated myself but I'd say about 7.6/10 on pleasing a woman. Like I said, I'm very fit. I'm also very confident with my sexuality and am open to try anything once, again if I enjoy it. I love pleasing a woman sexually, prefer lots of foreplay over a quick shag. I definately prefer "making love" to just "having sex" or "fucking", if you know what I mean. Also I've been rated the best in every girl's book who I've had cyber or phone sex with, which I find quite amusing.

Misc: I'm single. My phone number is 07980913756. I'm not actually looking for a girlfriend right now having just left a relationship. Just left? I dumped her a month and a half ago... but I didn't do it by phone, I got on a train for an hour, met her, had a nice discussion, very sensitively "kicked her to the curb", then spent the night in her bed. Yeah, I'm schmuck.
I do a bit of judo too.

Bad points: Maybe I am vain because I can't actually think of any bad points. Yup, that sounds very vain but it is more to do with my contentment as a person. I don't think life is shit and I'm very positive. I'm also "Rob" who posts on this board but most of his comments I don't really agree with.

Yours (if you would have me)

Luke

By BigBrett on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 09:16 pm:

hahaboomboom. now that is arrogance even me or micky would be proud of. christ, well, you aint as good as me lukas you skinny toothpick cuz you look like a skeleton with bad acne when i looked at your picture
look at me! Im 6'6". strong muscular build, very broad shoulders, strong, handsome, sideys, ok I do have a bit of puppy fat but im 17 for fck sake. and i was only voted 3.8 on that hot or not thing so that shows how that works cuz they only give u good marks if they feel sorry for u.
so, luke, u aint as good as u think, not stood next to me anyway, hahahaboomboom! a big hello to all the coping birds

/picture{brettpint}

By BigBrett on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 09:18 pm:

oops, i didn't mention brains and i dont think putting images up on this damn thing comes into it

By twist on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 09:23 pm:

wow... How can I or anyone compete with lukas?

walks away in shame

By Paige on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 09:52 pm:

lol... ok ok Luke. You've sold me. I've got dibs on the left side of the bed though. haha

By Paige on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 02:26 am:

Brett - Get over yourself. You look like this guy who Kenzie and I went to high school with that everyone called "Doinkey. You act like him too. Bit surprise. But he had a few more things going for him than you do. 1 - He was more attractive. Which isn't a compliment by far. 2 - He was a huge dork, but no where near the blithering idiot that you are.

By Anonymous on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 04:53 am:

OUCH!

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 07:54 am:

Nice one Paigey! Good to see that the birds of Coping have their heads screwed on properly. Anyone who hates Brett is a friend of mine (especially if they've got big jugs too)
Nice one child.

Anyroad if I had to pick one (JUST ONE) bird from Coping to be my shag and friend for life then I reckon it'd have to be Paigey cuz she's a top grade bird and really smart and nice and all that stuff. Sorry to all you other birds yeah, I'm know you're all hot stuffs too yeah, but at this point in time I have to choose Paigey yeah.
Hello to all the sexy Coping ladies anyroad. Email me, yeah.
Nice one.

Luv,
Micky

By R~S~P on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 11:41 am:

Luke, you forgot a bad point. You am a twart.

By Paige on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 09:43 pm:

I didn't say I hate Brett.

And yuh. That would last a whole five minutes Micky. You've got the fidelity of a rabbit in spring. haha

By Big Brett on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 10:05 pm:

Oh sod off Paige, just because you fancy Micky because your desperate for a shag and see him as the only person who can help you doesn't mean you have to take it all out on me.
Despite being a total moose, you're alright and you've totally let sexual frustration get in the way of your taste in guys. So pull yourself together girl! and dont talk to Micky who waits outside school gates trying to seduce schoolgirls.
Micky, screw you u piece of ugly shit, u know you aint as attractive as me, and Paige, I might have considered sleeping with you if you hadn't said all that stuff, sad, isnt it.
And a big hello to all the NICE coping birds.

By Paige on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 12:39 am:

Sad? Oh believe me Brett, I'll spend the rest of my nights alone with my regrets about you. The big 17 year old neanderthal that I could have slept with. I'd rather kiss a dead buffalo's ass than touch you with a 10 foot pole.

By Androgynous on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 03:32 am:

But you don't hate him, do you Paige?

By Anonymous on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 04:02 am:

It would appear way more like Paige and Luke have a bit of something going on rather than Paige and Micky Brett. Micky is the only one of the two who has said anything about a interest in the two of them sleeping together.

Luke, Paige, are you two "involved" with one another ey?

By Butter~Twirrélerite on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 04:47 am:

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY!

By Arresting Occifer on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 05:02 am:

You do not tell me 'damn right'

By rob on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 10:39 am:

As far as I've heard, Paige and Luke aren't "involved" and there isn't even a bit of "something going on" between them, there just would be if they were the last people left on earth.

And Chris, what is a twart? A cross between a twat and a tart, or just a spelling mistake?

By Paige on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 12:08 pm:

Augh....I...am.... Not...involved....with...anyone....

I...am....5....seconds..away..from... swearing...celibacy.

For a while anyways.

By Kenzie on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 10:24 pm:

You know, it just isn't the same when you know that Rob = Luke. haha.

lol @ Paige. I hear ya.

What time does Moonie get home tonight? Is he staying with his brother or his parents? So if I show up at Perkins say.... at about midnight - 1 am, will you guys be there? Or out causing trouble? Either way, I know you'll be hanging out with him tonight as he is your partner in crime. Give me a call and lemme know whats up.

By Paige on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 02:53 am:

He's staying with Ian And yeah. We'll be there. Gonna join us? Moonie is dead on the couch (Long drive from Idaho, he's tired). Not much going on otherwise.

By Anonymous on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 05:10 am:

Rob = Luke? Ok then "Rob." You would only sleep with her if she was the last person on the earth? You wouldn't sleep with her even if she wasn't?

And you did say that you don't agree with what "Rob" says sometimes. Does that mean that you lied?

Paige, somehow I don't believe you're not involved with anyone. Who is "Moonie"?

By lukas on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 07:18 am:

Would I sleep with Paige, regardless of current global population statistics? Of course I would. I'm not so sure she would have me though.

And when I said that I don't agree with Rob's opinions I mean I made up stuff for him to say. He just gave an alternative view on life that I don't have but I can image someone else thinking like him. Maybe I put too much effort into my alter-egos, I bet you haven't spotted my other ones on coping. I'm surprised nobody worked out that Rob was me before, considering I entered his email address as things like "I'M LUKE" and "ROB=LUKE!" in most of his posts and "I'M ROB" in many of my posts. Go ahead, check out some of his messages.

Luke

By Kenzie on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

Luke - I think its safe to say by the way she giggled when I asked her about it that she would. lol.

(Right about now Paige's face should be fire-engine red.....)

By Paige on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 07:57 pm:

It is. : )

lol

By Paige on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 08:10 pm:

By the way Anon, why do you care?

Moonie is my best friend. Has been for years. But he's lived in Idaho for the last 2 years going to school there. He figured that everyone either goes to California or New York to "find" themselves, but nobody goes to Idaho. So... yeah. Thats what he did. He's a freak of nature. lol. He spent the night at my place last night.. then spent 2.5 hours in my bathtub this morning listening to my opera cds, singing all the soprano parts, and used up all of my hot water and bubble bath. I had to take a cold shower this morning. (grr) Not to mention I was up all night cos I could hear him snoring down in the guest room all the way up in my room. Definetly nothing going on with Moonie. lol

By Anonymous on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 12:23 am:

Lukas and Paaaiiige sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G....


hehehe

By Scamp on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 05:47 am:

All Hail Paige! Resident sexpot of Coping!

By Kenzie on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 05:57 am:

LOL

By caramel on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 10:11 am:

Lol... poor Paige..haha. :o)

By Paige on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 01:47 pm:

*hides*

By Paige on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 03:33 pm:

Sara - Kenz tells me that you're coming here this winter on your way up to Canada. Nice. But I think you should dump your friends and come snowboarding with *US* up in lutsen instead. Its a great place to board and you can do all sorts of sick runs. : )

By nit on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 06:21 pm:

which part of canada?

By Kenzie on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 09:43 pm:

Paige you're the only person I know really capable of doing sick runs. But thats cos you're fearless and stupid. haha. That and you've got strong abs to go flipping around like that. Everyone else understands that they can break themselves trying to do the shit that you do.

And Sara - Paige only likes Lutsen cos its chock full of hot snowboarders. Paige only goes out with boarders. Its like open season up there for her. haha

By caramel on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 11:18 pm:

LOL @ Kenz and Paige
That's one thing my boyfriend is worried about- letting me go to the other side of the world to snowboard with my friends. He has no bloody reason to worry but that's his problem. haha

Paige- I would love to come snowboarding with you and Kenz but I dont think my friends would be to happy with the 'dumping them' part. haha. Maybe I could work around it and come with you guys as well. That would be ace.
And snowboarders are hot. Lol, so I don't blame you for going...haha.. and Im the fearless and stupid type so the runs sound great..:o)

Lol ..poor Kenz... she is going to have to put up with two crazy snowboarders but Im sure you will manage... if you get annoyed you could always hit us over the head with the boards. lol.

Nit- I am going to Whistler in my summer (January) and I can't wait. This is one summer I wont be getting burnt. Lol

Ive heard Minnesota is a great place to ski and board. It's just a pain that I live so far away because I'd be boarding every day. Lol

:o)

By Paige on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 11:20 pm:

Hey beeotch! lol Thats not true. Most of them were, yeah. But thats cos those are the social circles I tend to move in.

By Paige on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 11:31 pm:

(But open season it is... hehe) Sara, ya gotta come with ME anyways. Kenz won't go near a hill thats more than one black diamond.

By Kenzie on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 02:47 am:

Do you want to know why!? Here's a little story for ya:

Paige, Moonie, B.Honkie, and I are all snowboarding at Spirit Mountain... There's this one hill that starts out as a black diamond... and then at one point it forks off into different routes. One being a blue square, one still a black diamond, and then the 3rd a triple black diamond. I play it safe and go for the single diamond. Paige, however, is very very good. Fucking good actually, she competes in big events and stuff. But anyways.... she convinces B and Moonie to follow her on the triple black diamond path. They're...not so good.

So anyways, B was all excited cos Paige taught him how to do Method Mans... So he sees a jump ahead and decides to try his new trick, however, he fails to see the sign that there are moguls at the bottom... which is no good. He's bouncing all around by the grace of god... and nearly runs into paige who is weaving in and out of trees... Moonie on the other hand.... doesn't know how to slow down let alone stop on a snowboard... and so he's speeding down that hill (very steep) screaming all the way like a little girl and you could hear him echoing all over the place I swear. It was so embarassing So anyways... Paige and B nearly collide... and neither looking move to the opposite side to avoid eachother... B kisses a tree full on, and paige hits one with her arm... breaking it in 3 places and leaving a gash thats bleeding like crazy. B's nose is broken... and they tumble to the bottom of the hill and somehow land right next to eachother.... and then here comes Moonie screaming like a banshee... unalbe to steer either for that matter..... runs right into them going very fast... breaking one of paige's ribs and one of B's fingers. Paige is writhing in pain and Moonie accidently presses on her arm trying to get up and Paige yelps and kicks Moonie in the nuts..... so now moonie is laying in the snow curled up in a ball too.... and.... I'm sitting there laughing.... I was already at the bottom of the hill. And I know they were all hurt and stuff, but it was fucking hillarious. Thats how we all were when the paramedics came.

I swear to god. I can't make this shit up.


mm.... I guess thats true Paige. But most guys you've ever dated were boarders.

By caramel on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 04:00 am:

LOL. I was laughing all the way through that story. Geez. I would have needed a paramedic to stop me laughing.
So I gather painful lessons have been learnt. haha :o)

By Paige on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 12:14 pm:

In all fairness to Moonie, he did attempt to stop by falling back on his ass.

And I kinda felt bad afterwards cos I did kick him pretty hard *with* my boarding boot thingies on. Oops. Well, if he's unable to have children, we all know why. My bad. hehe.

By Butter~Twirrélistica on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 01:35 pm:

Ah, sounds NEARLY but alas not QUITE as memorable as that time Occifer suggested a trip to that surfie beach would do the world of good for my 'flu, and I went along with it. Oh, but the wacky antics that transpired that day weren't YOUR fault, Occifer. But of course, we both know that! haha.
Mon Dieu!

By Arresting Occifer on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 02:51 pm:

Do you mean that time when we took my Uncle's Kombi van down to the beach and just planned on sunbaking and paddling around in the water, UNTIL that group of surfies came along and ended up lending me a board and we all ended up doing sick surfing tricks with you on our shoulders and between our legs and all sorts of crazy stuff as we caught those amazing waves? Or did you mean that time when we took off to the coast with old Bull Frog (remember him! haha, what a whacky guy he was!) and I got pulled over for speeding by the coppers, only to have the ENTIRE car searched because they thought they could smell something slightly illegal & probably wanted some of it for themselves. Oh fuck, I dont even WANT to go into what happened THAT day...haha. Let's just say Bull Frog, a bottle of whiskey, 2 points of speed & a crowded Nudist beach just DONT MIX WELL! What a crazy guy. I've got to admit you always met the craziest people, Butter. You're like a magnet for crazies.
Oh but one more thing, remember that time we were seeing that crap local band 'The Ex' playing at the local with Bull Frog?! Haha, the amount of clubs & pubs he's been kicked out of is nothing short of mindblowing. Geez, I cant even remember what he actually did THAT night... Can you remember why he got the boot that night?

By Anonymous on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 09:42 pm:

whats up with english people and drinking pee thats all i ever hear about piss this and piss that i think it could be bad for you drinking so much piss

By Anonymous on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 09:46 pm:

So Paige, you never answered. Would you sleep with Luke?

By Butter~Twirrélistica on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 10:54 pm:

Good grief Occifer ~ me on those blokes shoulders! (To this day, it amazes me that I could get away with wearing a 1960's gingham bikini...you tried to talk me out of it, but I wanted to look like a beatnik 60s bird around then...still do, as it happens.) But Occ, that was a day to remember to forget! A part of me wants to cry out, "How COULD you reveal that here?" ~ another is amazed that you even remember it. (The two points of Whizz ~ HOO~BOY!) Bet you don't remember the exact words Bluey used when he invited us out to the Pinjarra pine forrest: to watch burn~outs. (To be honest, that made me feel kind of sick, since the Claremont serial killer dumped one of his victims there...ah well, you know Bluey ~ probably better than I do too. Some people just don't think of these things, right?) He's a madcap if ever I saw one.

Ah Occifer, you've bombarded me with too many questions at once, & you KNOW how vague I am!

Oh my GOD yes, I remember Bullfrog and that local band (the poor boys weren't THAT crap, Occi!) ~smiling reminiscently, even though it was a horrible experience~

Here's just ONE crazy experience from that night amongst many ~

Bull Frog was getting up to his usual mischief, trying to crack onto a girl he didn't know, & I could see she felt a little menaced, so I went over & tried to talk, to join in the conversation, make her feel more comfortable etc & she told me to "Fuck off"! Bull Frog, bless him, got defensive on my behalf, & the girl suddenly began spraying Mace at BOTH of us! (Fortunately for me, Bull Frog got most of it, & even though he landed flat on his ASS, you know how he is..."no pain can be too much", according to him. Haha!)

Oh & I certainly do remember those cops searching the van. I never admitted it to the others, but the cops 'suspicions' lay hidden within my bikini top!
(Can you imagine how angry the likes of Ricksy would have been, if I'd gotten those three points WET?) Just as well those surfies dropped me close enough to the shore so my top remained dry!
I wonder what those blokes are up to these days? Hope it's not still roo~shooting.

Still, even though I'm not a surfie chick, they WERE pretty amazing surfers, as you were yourself that day (though my vision was distorted since I had not slept for over 48 hours).

Take care, m'dear, and as Anne Boleyn wrote on the day of her execution ~
"Remember me when you doth pray
That hope might lead from day to day."

By *ANGIE!* on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 11:43 pm:

ok i really needed to know that.
LOL

luke u sound prefect and i'd definately pick u. if u ever wanna email me its lilestkitten@hotmail.com ok

By *ANGIE!* on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 11:45 pm:

OMG i meant perfect not prefect, sorry luke!!!! i'm really not dumb just a birdbrain late @ night hehe

By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:49 am:

Angie - You're just trying to stir up trouble because you're jealous that Micky picked Paige, so you're homing in on her lover Luke! SLUT!

By *ANGIE!* on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 01:07 am:

Micky? whose he? don't u mean Dicky? LOL
Just shut up u stupid dumb moron i hate Mickys guts and i'm not interested in him.i hope his dumb car explodes next time he drives to Torquay (like he does to see some slut there all the time...its gross...)
and i DONT CARE if Paige and Luke are luvvers i can't blame Page coz I like him too! LOL
all Im saying is Luke (OR BRETT FOR SURE!) are the Copers I'd pick,like this topic asked us to say. i cant help the way I feel so dont be mean for NO REASON just coz Im being HONEST

By Kenzie on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 02:32 am:

Oh you know Angie, Micky, the guy you emailed Paige about going psycho on her and calling her a bitch and stuff cos you thought there was something between them when its painfully obvious there isn't.

I don't blame you for feeling threatened by her though.. She is gorgeous, intensely intelligent, and charming... And you.. well, you use expressions like "stupid dumb moron." Very witty.

By hugs and kisses on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 05:42 am:

why are people so mean to this poor micky the lad cant we all just get along as rodnie king once said

By Micky {The Lad} on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:57 am:

Nice one luv. I appreciate ya sentiments yeah. You sound pretty spunky too, yeah. Drop me a line sometime when ya feel in the mood for some debauchery. maybrickmicky@hotmail.com Nice one.
Not sure about ya name though. I'm more a straight shagger than a hugger and kisser, but I'm sure we could work around that, yeah. LOL. Nice one.
Luv,
Micky

By Kenzie on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:11 pm:

I don't think so Micky. I'm happily involved. Thanks anyways... haha

By hugs and kisses on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

what does debauchery mean

By Paige on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

Luke knows how I feel. We'll leave it at that.

By Micky the ripper on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:32 pm:

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I am a serial killer! my great grandfather Jack would be so proud

By *ANGIE!* on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 02:49 am:

oh and r we suppossed to care, u retarded soft moron Micky?noone knows who jack the ripper was, u fuckiing idiot so how can u say he was your grandfather? DUH. every1 knows that.
AS FOR U Kenzie I am NOT threatened by Paige. Double duh hehe. all I said was I think luke sounds gr8 and he can email me @ lilestkitten@hotmail.com} and u just instantley think that has something to do with your best m8 Paige. thats so stupid! i dont care WOT she does or wot Micky does or wot you does either. so don't u tell me how to libe my life!
ok.
have a gr8 day tommorrow every1!! (unless your Micky)

By Paige on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 03:14 am:

lol. I dare you to say it Kenz....

By Si on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 07:50 am:

*Bounces up and down*
Can I say it? Can I? lol

By Paige on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:10 pm:

lol. I think you should Si.

By Si on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 08:19 pm:

Ok.

I forgot what it was I was meant to say though.

By Micky {The Lad} on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 09:47 pm:

ok, that's that then, yeah? Let's move on. I just want you lot to know I didn't write all that wank about being related to Jack the Ripper....that must have been Angie *surprise surprise*
And listen up Angie? 4 words: STOP RINGING MY HOUSE. We're getting an exdirectory number next week,so how ya gonna make my life a misery after that, eh?

Just for the record, the Jack the Ripper thing ain't bollox. Get educated, ya fool.Our Bill did the research on us Maybrick's,and James Maybrick was a whizz freak or sommat in the 19th century. his wife bumped him off. then Jack the Ripper quit ripping, yeah, and in the early 1990s someone found James Maybrick's diary, in which he wrote all this sick psycho stuff about how he waz the Ripper of Whitechapel. Listen up, coz this is FACT. go look in a bookstore under TRUE CRIME Angie, cuz there's heaps written about this. I ain't making it up.and the diary HAS NOT been proven a fake and since his wife knocked him off, I'm descended from a famous murderer either way. And you ain't.

By Micky {The Lad} on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 09:52 pm:

and before any smart arse asks, YES I AM PROUD OF IT!

By BigBrett on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 10:00 pm:

What, that your related to some pathetic psycho?
I can just see that guy being just like you and his wife was like Angie and she bunked him off, haha, I can just see history repeating itself here. The phonecalls are only the begining, hahahaboomboom!
And a big hello to all the coping birds, Im related to Phil Jupitus dont u know

By Big Brett on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 10:54 pm:

And here's a nice picture for all u coping birds who frequently log on to see my pictures HAHABOOMBOOM, please dont hesitate to tell me I've lost weight beacuse I have! due to all the taunting by all you mean bastards, 3 stone to be exact

By Brett on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 11:00 pm:

Oh yeah, here's another of me in action at my local the other night, please email me at brettdingham@hotmail.com all you coping birds who know a good bloke when they see one. Dont be shy, big bretty will look after ya, hahaha.

By Anonymous on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 03:08 am:

Brett, you've got the face of a makrel. Shave it. You're scaring children I'm sure.

By *ANGIE!* : Lil Kitten on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 02:12 pm:

oh shut up u stupid rude idiot!! FUCK U AND YOUR JUGDEMENTAL WAYZ! Brett, u look fantastic to me hehe. when are ya gonna email me again hehe?

oh and btw anonymous, u always r 2 gutless to even admit who u are,coz your messages r alwayz just slagging me or Brett. YOUR NOTHING BUT A SOFT DAFT MORON & NOT EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO JUST BE HJONEST AND LET US KNOW WHO U R. I bet your Micky or Page. duh. *roles eyes*

By Paige on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 10:47 pm:

Psh. I have no qualms with insulting you outright. But I have better things to do.

By lukas on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 11:10 pm:

I choose Angie for my life partner. I mean, look at the competition:

Paige - very good looking, holds intelligent conversations, owns her own business, is a very talented musician, sends me photos of herself naked, thinks up clever insults yet is a very gentle person, plus lots more of good points I can't think of right now.

Angie - in an effort to convince me of her intelligence makes spelling mistakes, is only 16, is a dumb blonde who went out with Micky (for fuck's sake) and now has crush on Big Brett (for FUCK'S SAKE), uses words like "gr8" to describe me, calls herself *ANGIE!*, plus lots more bad points I can't think of right now.

Sure, I'm going to pick Angie, no doubt about that!

Luke

PS. The naked pictures comment was a joke. Wasn't it?

By Kenzie on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 11:30 pm:

LOL... Joely's page is great isn't it Luke? I'm assuing Paige has let you see it then.

By Karla on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 12:22 am:

LOL

By *ANGIE!* : Partyt kitten on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:20 am:

*SIGH* will u lot stop bieng mean to me 4 once? it hurts my feelings ok. LUKAS 4 a start I am NOT 16,Im 18,ok.I never tried to show u that Im intelligent.I leave trying to show off that sort of stuff to Page.I have spelling problems,ok?is that a crime?Its cuz I get nervous.When your under stress and getting ABUSE u can crack under the stress,which trainers tell me is best handled by examining your lifestyle,and my lifestyle is under control.Ive got more on my plate than u could know.
Your Page is NOT so gentle either.Ive learned this from harrassive emails.
Micky was a mistake,but Im allowed to have a crush on whoever i want: its a free country!
so lay off me, thanx.

By Anonymous on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 11:56 am:

that was pathetic angie

By Anonymous on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:42 pm:

Yeah, but you're also pathetic.

By Kenzie on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

Harrassive emails? Like the reply's to the emails you sent her bitching at her and stuff? Oh yes. Paige is so harassing YOU and not the other way around. Angie, Paige kept all of your emails just in case she needed to prove a point later. haha. She forwarded them all to me so I could read them. Would you like me to copy and paste them? Want everyone to see what an psychotic-obsessive freak of nature you are? I'll be happy to comply.

And learn how to spell her name. Its there for you to look at every time she posts for reference even. moron.

By nat on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 10:38 pm:

I CAN SEE BRETTY'S CHIN!!!!!

(although it HAS been quite admirable that you never tried to hide your weight/appearance)

it's a crazy internet soap opera - the wicked e-mails & misinterpreted loves... crazy crazy

By Anonymous on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 01:52 am:

If Luke and Paige aren't in love yet, then its time they got crackin'. Right now it would only APPEAR that they aren't because they haven't realized how crazy for one another they are.

They'll have such beautiful children....

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 08:41 am:

Hey I've seen nudey PIX of Paige too, yeah. Nice one Luke. She's a top grade bird, yeah. The first time I saw one of 'em I nearly came all over my keyboard, yeah. Nice one, nice one.

I've also got some topless PIX of ANGIE!:pyscho kitten for anyone who's interested, yeah. Actually that's what my Wallpaper is right now, ya know? Nice close up of ANGIE'S jugs yeah.
Sorry luv, you aint getting them back. I took em, I paid for em, I'm keeping em. Nice one child.

By Kenzie on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 10:18 pm:

How flattered she must be micky.

By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, May 28, 2001 - 11:31 am:

Yeah she's a bit flattered I think, Kenzie darlin. Like she said she wanted to shag me once, yeah. She said she wuz a bit partial to a bit of the old hide the sausage yeah, but said she wasnt a saucy bird or nothin, just comfortable wif her sexuality side, yeah. But dont go shouting it around or nothing cuz we're just friends, ya know? She's my confidante, yeah. A smart bird. Nice one, nice one.

By Paige on Monday, May 28, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

She did not!

By Kenzie on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 12:37 am:

lol. You're so full of shit micky.

By Micky {The Lad} on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 04:12 am:

I'm not full of shit or bollox! She did I promise, yeah. I've got it in an email and I saved it cuz it kinda turned me on, ya know? So I read it over a few more times when I wuz feeling down, yeah. CUT AND PASTE JOB>

"Gotta be honest, one too many glasses of wine, not to mention your accent (I love guys with accents) and I would possibly let you take me home. haha ; )"

Nice one, nice one. Whenever I read that email I get a massive raging hard-on, yeah. Anyraod, usually the birds I shag are mingers like Angie and Sheea but Paigey would be a whole nother kettle of fish, yeah. A top grade bird awright.
Hello to all the other sexy Coping birds anyroad.
Luv,
Micky

By Big Brett on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 10:51 am:

Birds good!
Napster bad!
Money good!

Take a look at this site
www.shockwave.com
and type in napster in the search engine.
You'll piss yourselves laughing when you see the cartoons
HAHAHABOOMBOOM

By Big Brett on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 10:52 am:

I'm bored.
I was thinking of going down to Exeter at Micky's local on friday when its nice and quiet with my guitar and amp and plug it in and play a nice little song I just wrote called Scream

By Butter~Mobile on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 11:21 am:

Isn't that HAHA BOOM BOOM motif pinched from Basil Brush, Brett?

By Butter~Mobile on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 12:34 pm:

Oh, & rather like Monsieur Maybrick, I too have 'moider' running through my blood. I'm related to Christine & Leah Papin, two French maids who murdered their middle class employers in the 1930s. The Papin sisters didn't just murder the women, however ~ they gouged out their eyes while they were still alive, ripped out their fingernails and teeth, then used a hammer to nail the teeth into the unfortunate women's skulls. All of which effectively demolishes the notion that only men commit truly sickening and sadistic murders.

That aside, weren't they pretty girls? Imagine what it's like being forced to have this photo on your family mantelpiece?

By Scamp on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 02:43 pm:

You bloody liar, Anastasia!

By Butter~Mobile on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 04:04 pm:

Fair enough. I'm not really related to them, though I did have an Aunt who lived in the town where they committed their nefarious deeds. Today has been so sodding dull, it seemed like a good story to tell, at the time.
Mind you ScamperVan, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's lies!

By Kenzie on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 09:53 pm:

psh. Thats nothing Micky. The entire lot of us joke about taking one another home. Hell, she's kissed me....

By nittaya on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 10:08 pm:

oh kenzie, you broke his heart! (crush those dreams girl!)

...and everyone have a great day.
~nat.

By Shifty on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 03:12 pm:

Now that those Papin sisters are offically a part of coping, and with alot of thought I finally made my mind up. Menage a Trois Madames Papin. Oh the thought!
NO , Whether the the only people alive on the planet are Coping folks or just the way it is now. My answer is The Buttered one. She's amazing.

By Scamp on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 08:24 am:

Shifty, the Buttered One and the Papin sisters in a bathtub...Oooh. Not sure I like their chances. (Ana and Shifty, of course.)

By Lukas on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 10:51 am:

I pick Paige

By somone on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 01:51 pm:

I didn't write that!

And to the Lukas impersonator in Blurchat... I'm not from Manchester.

Lukas

ps. I would pick Paige though

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 10:05 pm:

I didn't write that either. Actually, I've never really thought about it, but wouldn't it be a NIGHTMARE if all the people on the face of the earth disappeared except for people who write stuff on Coping? Mon Dieu!
But it goes without saying ...I'd pick MasterSleuth.

By The Occifer on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 05:15 am:

You'd have to fight me for him/her, H~F~S. His/her intelligence astounds me.

By 'Master Sleuth' on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 02:53 am:

hehe

By A Fake Master Sleuth not the same one. on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 06:27 am:

Look, I only masturbate when counselling, practice making love to you, when I'm communicating telephathically, talking to you on the telephone, or on special days such as christmas and birthdays, because I want to give my parents continuous reassurance that I am not a homosexual.

You passed like a hurricane through the period that was my erotic crystallisation inertia. The only way I can achieve pleasure is through catching the bus with you and making sweet love to you. I have considered chemical castration but it involves taking drugs and as an honorary law enforcement officer for the FBI I cannot take drugs. My urine is analysised for traces of drugs each time that I urinate. The FBI has installed a microcomputer in S-Bend which analyses my urine, to ensure that I am clean, pure and providing a good example for my fellow citizens to aspire to. You must not take drugs. Drugs affect human response to sexual stimulation, and the rush gained from IV drug use is merely a second rate substitute for orgasm. IV drug use was devised, disseminated and popularised by the Catholic church. This is as a tool in eradicating such sins as premarital sex, promiscuity, homosexuality, masturbation, oral sex, watersport, etc. I know you do not use IV drug use. Not once have I seen you injecting drugs in a toilet. You will be pleased to hear that your gastro-intestinal system is healthy. I managed to obtain a sample of your faeces, one night when I was patrolling your house to make sure that you are safe. I had it analysed and it checked out okay. I am glad. This means that when we have anal sex you will be less likely to suffer any problems of your stool. I will take every measure to ensure you receive maximum enjoyment. I haven't managed to catch up with you at the chemist where you normally go to get your prescription for your contraceptive pill. Have you stopped being on the pill. Is it because you want to have children with me, as Sandra Sully was telling us in her intro to the human body the other night. I am honoured to be the man that you have chosen to procreate with. I would like us to have 6 to 8 children. How many would you like to have. I hope it's the same as I want because right now I'm going through a very difficult time in my life. I feel that the stresses of my duties as honorary law enforcement officer with the FBI and being surveilled by the FBI are sometimes a bit overwhelming. All FBI surveille each other. They do. We have to uphold our reputation as being moral role-models and enforcers for the civilian population. Even the watchers require watching. trust nobody but me, this is because we are madly in love. You've been so happy lately because you know you are in love, and my beautiful thoughts about you give you that warm glow. You will soon get to have sex w/me. I will allow you to finally consummate our love. I have made you wait because I want to take things slowly. I don't want us to become all obsessed with each other immediately, because obsession is a turn off. Obsessives are people in need of help, and I hope they find and receive the help they require.

Please, don't get so emotionally heavy with me. I am a great believer in equal opportunity. If you bitch women want equal rights and make millions of men unemployed and create a streetkid problem, be my guest. But I believe you should take the good with the bad. You need some help. I am happy to provide you with heaps of counselling. Don't worry, I can separate my professional role as a counsellor from that of being your lover and brother in eternity. I have been practising with a blow up doll. I'm not ashamed to practise love-making with a blow up doll, nor am I ashamed to be called a masturbator. These may be practises that some citizens associate with inadequate losers, but I am not one of them. I am committed to presenting you with my virginity. All my counselling I give on a voluntary basis. I have my own counselling practice. I only provide counselling to a select group of clients. I approach people in the shower if they demonstrate any psychosexual distress, and analyse their aura. Dependant on the aura reading, I determine a course of therapy for my client. This may range from gentle verbal counselling, through to TST (Tactile Shock Therapy). TST is a method that I learnt about in a workshop that I was BY LAW required to attend through my role of honorary law enforcement officer with the FBI. This workshop was very confronting indeed. It placed the FBI agent in the role of sex-offender for the duration of the workshop. The workshop's aim is to train agents as enforcers of sexual morality and modesty, but also at the same time to get to know our enemy, the sex offender. I don't like sex offenders. They make it scary for women to walk alone at night. Women are now scared of walking the streets alone, for fear of being accosted by a man who the woman will make love to and then psychically make the man run away having only loved the woman once. This leaves that woman scarred for life. But women are as much to blame as men. There has been a breakdown in female sexual morality over the past sixty years. We at the FBI are attempting to change this, through diversifying our role. We will be providing women with TST. I am a TST 'test pilot'. Should you ever reveal this to anybody, I will be required by the FBI laws to execute you. We watch the police, and their knowledge of this could well compromise current FBI investigations and counselling sessions. Even counselling sessions are so covert that the client, who may be aware that a crucial event has occurred, but is not aware of the counselling nature of the event. This is what TST is all about.

You are a suitable candidate for TST and will be receiving it ASAP. Don't worry about making an appointment, as I will provide you with your first session on the train this Friday morning. I feel that you need this as I refuse to fuck you until you have dealt with your issues. Now that I have my shit together I don't tolerate fucked up asses like you in my life. But I need to fuck you as I cannot consider chemical castration as an option. Yet you seem so happy and ready to misuse your body against people such as me. Stop possessing me. "If you love somebody, set them free". If you really, truly love me, release me from your spell. I know I do not need to teach you any lesson apart from lessons in the language of love, and maybe some firm but gentle redirection when you have transgressed. I know that I will not have to punish you if you do not release me from your spell, because I know that you are all too beautiful and generous a being to deceive somebody. I am just like all those other slut sex offenders. Rape is a two way street. For your own personal safety I advise you against wearing FM boots as they have a habit of leading men on and taking sexual advantage of them. If you do wear them then it can only be when you are in my company or in the company of a man I trust. I can only guarantee your safety from 1100 to 0600. I will be appointing a deputy FBI honorary law enforcement officer when I need to take a break from your emotionally demanding nature. I am considering my friend Steven. Steven has already obtained extensive experience in infiltrating biomedical research instituitions and supposedly state-sponsored concentration camps, where people serve 'sentences' for alleged moral infringement. I feel that you will be able to trust Steve. Steven is as anti-sex offender as I am. If you dare violate Steven you will suffer the full FBI's power. You will meet Steven when you take your lie detector test. Be honest: are you a sex offender? Because if you are, I don't want shit to do with you. Why should the FBI waste its valuable resources protecting scum when there is a war on 2 fronts. The war on drugs and the war on pornography. I have been studying pornography for 18 years now, in order to fight you need to KNOW YOUR ENEMY. I have seen an alternative future transmitted from an FBI interchronological communications satellite, showing you performing as a sex offender in adult films. It is only an alternate future, so it can still be altered. My counselling will help. Also, I may take you into protective custody should you resist my counselling. This I am allowed to do in my capacity as honorary law enforcement officer with the FBI. I wish you would mellow out, as at times I find your aggressive nature offputting. But I remember that in my role as honorary law enforcement officer with the FBI it is my duty to maintain the ying and yang of the universe. The FBI HQ has not yet responded to my communications, but the war on drugs and sex offenders is only a small part of FBI operations, so I'm sorry to say, your appointment as honorary law enforcement officer with the FBI may not be HQ's immediate priority. However, maintain your faith in our everlasting and eternal love.

By That guy who on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 07:38 am:

Okie dokie.

By Fried Butter on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

*approaches people in the shower*

By Oom Papa! on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 05:57 pm:

I wish I had a stalker. Hehe.

By Fried Eggplant on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 12:04 am:

Ok-I think your all officially psycho. And mind numbing boring.

Golden Nugget of the day:
Memmory is just an alternative version of reality.

By Nathallie on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 01:59 am:

Coping. Isn't it the excellent word? It's followed by "personal". Someone I lived with just died. Those two words are perfectly descriptive of all this now, my first true experience with death. I hear it only gets worse as more fall.

By Cam on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 02:28 pm:

I'm sorry to hear that, Nat! Hope it will be ok . Don't really know what to say there, as there's probably nothing to say anyways. Mail me if you want.

By Quintal on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 04:32 pm:

I'm sorry to hear that too, Nat. I havent ever had someone close to me die, so I dont know what it feels like. I hope you are okay.
On a different note, it's unfortunate that a sad revelation came on the tail-end of this thread. Some of those messages up there contain utter brilliance in the unintentionally funny stakes. YES!

By Buttered Eggplant on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

I've lost a couple of people. My Mom and my grandfather died 3 years ago(And I had 2 tumors removed and I got into a car wreck). All in the same year and that's not everything either.
It was emotional hell, I really thought I would die, just like my mom had.

My advice is: surround yourself with your friends, talk to them about your feelings, I find having a good cry with my best friend is redeeming. Alcohol is good. There have been times in my life when nothing could help me but a good drink because talking doesn't always make the pain go away. I mean really I see every day as a gift and I try to make everyday special, I eat good food, exercise, drink(only the best coffee, tea, alcohol, water), and hang with my mates. We have lots of fun. I have a Grand life and I live it to the fullest.

By Anonymous on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 05:32 pm:

Buttered Eggplant? Fried Eggplant? What's going on here!

By Nat on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 07:16 pm:

Thanks so much, ana, quint, cam ... yeah, talking is going to be good. there's 300 words a minute i want to get across, and i can only write at 40, so it's frustrating. my friend in cali just wrote me something beautiful. I think I'll be in Holland this time next week. Rotterdam. Is there anything else I might want to see when I'm there? Thanks again.

By Cam on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 07:56 pm:

You are more than welcome, nat!
Was Buttered Eggplant Ana?

By The Eggplant on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 08:51 pm:

I love eggplant. It's round, dark purple, firm but squishy inside.

By Karla on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 09:02 am:

Nat, that reminds me of when I traveled 1000 miles to see a friend, only to find out he had died in a car crash. Sometimes he appears in my dreams...

By Nat on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 03:45 am:

Aye, that's tragic, karla ... what helps though is that everyone has to handle these things, so that's where i'm taking strength. they've survived, I know I will, so why can't my mother? But then you worry about so much getting added ... is something wrong with my grandmother now, don't you think my grandfather's getting old, isn't that monsoon that killed a hundred tourists headed towards my aunt's honeymoon resort? ... And I never thought I'd be afraid to fly. Going somewhere up there was the place I always felt safest. But meh, you can't worry too much ....

I'm not sure, Cam. I always take Buttereds & Frieds as Ana, but I'm quite possibly wrong ...

By Fredrick Tomlinson on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 11:29 pm:

And the relevance of that comment being what exactly?