Due to the snuffletastic fact that I have far too much knowledge & not enough friends, the powers that be, who rule the roost, have created this little niche in the media market. Brace yourselves for life changing advice & feel free to plant some acorns of your own. Let the innovation commence . . .

Tip Of The Day - OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

By Butter~Twirrélerite on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

I WORK IN THE RESTAURANT - THAT'S IT!

By nittaya on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 08:49 pm:

wow, thanks pigdog. i won't even waste good sarcasm - just know i'm sick of those stupid e-mail chain letter jokes. (although i am a fan of the whole "to annoy your stallmate, simply stick a hand mirror under the partition and say 'peekaboo! i see you!'"...)

have a great day luvs!
~nat.

(butter: pardon me, madam?)

By The Occifer on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 03:26 am:

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:39 am:

What a load of old boolox. Delete this topic Si so I dont have to waste KBs opening it up yeah. Cheers m8.

By Headache on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

Don't use binoculars. Just stand closer to the object you wish to observe.

By Freda livery on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:03 pm:

Here's a top tip for you Pig Dog - I want credit if you ever publish this ; )
If you are bald then do not use a wig. Simply tattoo pictures of rabbits all over your bonce.
Why ?
Because from a distance they look like hares. LOL.

By rob on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

Man, you have really got to stop laughing at your own jokes.

By BRETT on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:58 pm:

MICKY IF SI DID THAT THEN YOU WOULDN'T GET A SAY IN ANYTHING BECAUSE IF IT WAS UP TO US WE'D DELETE ALL YOUR STOOPID MESSAGES AS SOON AS THEY CAME UP! LAD! GO AND PLAY FOOTBALL AGAINST YOUR PUB FRIENDS