Sorry, lol. I'm new to starting conversations and I've got the bug. SO how big is your penis, we can get the average size of a coping posters penis and then .. um .. well .... rule the world. Go on lads , be honest. I'll bravely start .. after someone else does! Or I find a ruler big enough *guffaw*

By Kenzie on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

LOL

By Angelz on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 05:52 pm:

Sorry i have not got one but if i did it'd probably be
8========================================D
That big , no , wider!
lol

By ZACH+------------ on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 08:29 pm:

About 1' tall... Loads of feathers and Looooong loooong beark...

By ZACH+------------ on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 08:29 pm:

Beak rather...

By R~S~P on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 12:35 am:

Damn, I was going to do that joke...

By ZACH+----------- on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 02:23 am:

great joke wasent it?

By rob on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 06:43 am:

Not particularly. But it was one I was going to do when I read the first post on this topic.

Just a note to all the guys who say "size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it that counts."

THIS IS A LIE

Good technique counts for a lot but put Damon Hill in a go-cart and a learner driver in a touring car and the touring car will win every single race. Just aply that analogy to the length and girth of your love shaft.

By Ken Doll on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 10:30 am:

I don't have one. If you dont believe me, take a look for yourself. Go on, pull down my pants. There, see? It's a perfectly flat area. Nothing growing out, nothing caving in. No genitalia whatsoever, just like Barbie.

By Cat on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 11:24 am:

sdf

By Angelz on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 02:01 pm:

LOL
I never thought of that Cock Joke. Damn you people are all so quick! lol

By ANGELZ on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 02:02 pm:

Wit

By Si on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

The analogy isn't quite accurate. The learner driver having little experience could always stall the engine, or crash, or go the wrong way. Interpret that as you will..

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 09:42 pm:

How big is my cock? Well seeing as all you ladies are interested, I'll let you know yeah. Fucking big enough to make you yelp, that's right.

By R~S~P on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 11:45 pm:

Make you yelp 'My God Micky, that's tiny!', maybe.

Mucky Maybrick, the only Coper ever to be asked the question 'is it in yet?'.

By R~S~P on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 11:50 pm:

Yes, I said Mucky. Freudian slip? Is he mucky? Who cares, I'm writing an email to Ana and fucking off to bed.....

By Micky {The Lad} on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 10:01 am:

The other day a bird asked me "if it was in yet" and I said "Who've you been shagging? Someone hung like RSP??".. Then I drove it in yeah, all the way, and she gasped. I said "now it's in luv."
Listen up lads, if yer want to get at me, dont go slagging off me MEAT & TWO VEG eh. Water off a ducks back. What a laff.
Anyroad, RSP you were fucking off to bed at 11:50pm? Hahaha. What a soft lad. At 11:50pm I was fighting off two beautiful blonde birds who were practically trying to rape me yeah. Couldnt have that the night before the game eh. Anyraod it was a funny old night, let me tell yer. This fat bird wif massive knockers walked in and started chatting to Rick yeah. I started teasing him, you know, for talking to this fat TUBBALARD when there where all these fit chicks around yeah. Anyroad, this old geezer behind me tells me to SHUT IT or else he'll shut it for me eh.. well that was a laff cuz he was a stringy little old geezer wif nought fighting ability eh. It turns out yeah, that this old geezer and his mates were standing up for this fat bird yeah, so that they might have a chance of pulling her yeah. Trying to tell ME to stop bollocking her. ME! A Maybrick! One old geezer says "you dunno wot yer missing out on mate! Once yer done fat yer dont go back!" I just laffed at that rubbish. What bollox. Then this other old geezer says "why sit on a ricketty old chair when you can ease on back into a sofa eh?!" Fucking nutters. They cant even come up wif there own lines. Anyroad those two fit blonde birds wif me told em were to get off. Top lasses eh. They're coming to the game this afternoon yeah, to cheer me on yeah. Rick says he wants one, but I said "find yer own birds m8. These two are mine yeah."
MICKY.

By Sproston on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 06:54 pm:

Jesus: "The cock is a signal for me, not for you."
Judas: "Cock!"
Jesus: "Don't laugh Judas, it's obvious what I meant."

By ZACH+------------- on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 07:42 pm:

let me reiterate Go play football Mickey

By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 09:08 pm:

Wot r u talking about m8? Go play footy? Of course, I do it everyday. Just got back from training now as a matter of fact. Fucking love it too.

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By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 10:49 pm:

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By Androgynous on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 11:10 pm:

I think we all get the gist of the direction this "joke" is headed in, Micky impostor. You're not QUITE as clever as you think.

By alex on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 03:54 am:

Why has'nt this topic died yet?

By ZACH+----------- on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 04:31 am:

Because Mickey likes to talk about cocks...

By ZACH+----------- on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 04:32 am:

That was Unfair... Copers in general seem to like talking about cock.

By BeenStung? on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 06:21 am:

What IS that 'sword' after your name all about, Zak? Let's face it: if anyone's phallocentric around here, surely that symbol in itself is worse than any of Micky's more then likely fictitious rantings.
[satisfied this time, Occifer?]

By Thomas Williams impostor on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 10:30 am:

i am the only REAL impostor here, let it be known...yEaH

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

YEAH!

By ZACH+---------------- on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 10:28 pm:

My sword was developed to protect the honor of the lovely ladies of coping and especialy one Ms. Stereopop (Theres a post about it somewhere that explains the whole thing)

By Butter~Girl on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 01:25 am:

You haven't protected me, Zak. You called me a "stupid slut" under another name, if my deductions are correct.
Let me guess ~ I'm not a lovely "lady" in your eyes though.

Fortunately, this doesn't really bother me. Well, not as much as ridiculous accusations being levelled at people who don't deserve it.

By ZACH+----------- on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 02:01 am:

I said lots of mean things too lots of people under Bizzaro(name)... If I really wanted to tell you you were a stupid slut I (ZACH+----) would have called you a stupid slut! I however Used (bizzaro) therefor signifying(sp?) it as a clever little joke... Never fear, I apologize for the hurt I may have caused you... I however have come to understand you are under the potection of another galant knight so I leave you too him.

By shellie on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 07:54 am:

so, back to cock sizes then? LOL.

By The Occifer on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 10:08 am:

Satisfied, BeenStung? Well, I wasnt dissatisfied.

By lukas on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 08:30 pm:

Penis size isn't that important.

70% of the nerves on the vagina are in the first third, easily within reach of the smaller among us.

Not that I'm one of the smaller among us.

By ZACH+-------- on Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 12:02 am:

Whatever gets you through the night...

By alex on Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 01:26 am:

Is that true lukas? I dont think I've ever heard that before. Well, I guess this topic did have some kind of point, imagine that.

By luke shlong on Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 02:09 am:

Nah, I just made it up.


My penis isn't the same length as this guy:
http://www.planetrapido.com/gwp/jonah/

By The Occifer on Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 12:35 pm:

I love my penis, it's such a handsome fellow. I'm no doubt biassed, but it's by far the handsomest penis I've ever seen.

By ZACH+------------- on Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 08:29 pm:

Someone else want to take this one... it's far to easy.

By R~S~P on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 01:12 am:

bollox

By alex on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 01:13 am:

I'll refrain from the obviuos comment, however I will point at that "handomest" is not a word. "most handsome" would be more apropriate.

By R~S~P on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 01:16 am:

Handsome penises, my arse. Mine is just a little red weiner but I sure know how to use it. Yes madam. Cocks arent meant to be pretty, just useful. Damn you to hell!

By Butter~Twirrélerite on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 01:35 am:

In Arresting Occifer's defense, allow me to surmise he was being tongue in cheek, though for all I know he DOES have a handsome penis.
In fact, I'm sure you all do. Those of you who have them, of course.

Unfortunately, I don't have a cock to compare notes with you boys on. I'm reasonably satisfied with my...um, pussy (will that do?), though it was once spurned (pre~shagging, too!) on the grounds of being excessively tight.

Good God. Never thought I'd live to see the day I made a statement like this on Coping! Thank God I know so few of you ~IRL~!

By The Occifer on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 02:25 am:

I'll refrain from 'obvious comments' just like the two fine lads before me (& the Butter~Person~Deluxe), but I will point out that there is no such word as "obviuos" ("obvious" would obviously be far more appropriate) nor indeed is there any such word as "apropriate"!! ("appropriate" would be far more appropriate)
Tsk, tsk!

By R~S~P on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 12:22 pm:

I do hope, Miss Twirrlestica, that it wasn't my confession that inspired you to write such things. It wasn't me writing that up there, you see...

By Anonymous on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 02:11 pm:

Butter appears to spread herself easily around for blokes on this board. slut. that was way more info than anyone needs to know. disgusting.

By The Occifer on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

Thanks for those moralising, self-righteous comments, Anonymous. No really, THANK YOU. Why, if it wasnt for YOU & YOUR exceptional moral fortitude, this board would probably degenerate into some kind of disgusting, full-blown orgy. I get the distinct impression that you dont know what you're talking about, however... What are you? WHAT REALLY ARE YOU? Some kind of insecure heterosexual bigot, nervous with the very notion of female sexuality? Get over it. If you tolerate it in males, you have to tolerate it in females. If I was to unfairly & foolishly typecast you, using my vast expansive knowledge on character, I'd guess that you are, UMM, some nauseating version of a new-age American All Star, country-dwelling, Christian missionary pass off, frontier pyschologist with a secret unfulfilled penchant for hard men & cotton bloomers. Oh, that was unfair wasnt it? Generalising like that... (Just out of curiosity, did I get close, or are you actually a West End garbologist?) Anyway, to be a slut on this board I think you'd need to admit to Micky The Lad that you'd really dig a shag with him. As far as I am aware, she hasnt done that, nor is likely to do so in the future. So SOME girls here are worse!!1 hur, hur, hur.
But I'm just harmlessly rambling as usual. Doo dah - don't mind me, hey. I could be well wrong, Anonymous, in which case I'll say : fuck off anyway.

By Paige on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 08:52 pm:

Most men are nevrvous with the very notion of female sexuality so I find. I don't understand why if men can go around talking about their penises all the time why women are turned into pariahs for even uttering the word 'vagina' outside the gynocologist's clinic.

And yeah, Occifer, that was pretty unfair. Not to mention offensive. I graduate in a week with a degree in psychology and I sort of live out in the country.

By Kenzie on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 04:26 am:

Occifer - While I agree with what you said, why is it that when guys talk about sleeping around with different girls and the like, that its OK, but when girls express similar interests, they're automatically labeled as a slut? Nobody here has ever called micky a slut or anything of the like. Its apparently acceptable that he is only interested in casual sex because he is a male. But god forbid a female be, on account that she automatically becomes a slut! Especially if she's interested sleeping with Micky, from what you've said. No one has the right to say who here is "worse" than others. While you may know a few people here well, there is no way you can know all of the different people and their situations. I understand you were standing up for your friend and you were right to. I think whoever posted that message was an ass too. On the other hand, what you said about the other girls who come in here was uncalled for.

Double standareds suck. Especially when it comes to the sexes.

By Butter~Twirrélerite on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 11:40 am:

God bless the Occifer! There's nothing I can add to such an eloquent defense, really. Actually, I confess to making that "admission" regarding my genitals because I did indeed see a disparity in who seemed to be doing the talking, re sex organs. But in fairness to the boys, the topic IS "How big is your cock?" not "How [potent?] is your vagina?"
Here's hoping both boys and girls have equally lovely weekends, anyhoo.

By Arresting Occifer on Monday, May 7, 2001 - 11:59 pm:

Did anyone else notice that the original question ("How big is your cock?") wasn't answered even once? Sure, Micky told us all that his was big enough to "make you gulp" and R~S~P (or, apparently, an impostor) informed us that he was in possession of a "little, red weener", but no-one actually answered the question. (I'm not about to buck the trend either.)
Anyhow, I'm sorry if I offended you Paige. I didnt mean to offend you. I'm also not sure how I could've, but I digress. Best of luck with your pyschiatry course, and with your country house. I have nothing against pyschiatrists (except the one who tried to make a 'breakthrough' by tickling me with a feather) nor country houses. I used to live in one, actually. A lot of fun. Do you drink, smoke, laugh? I did.

By Paige on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 02:04 am:

lol, s'ok Occifer. I was a bit high strung that day, so I suppose I'm sorry too.

Someone tried to make a breakthrough with you by tickling you with a feather? My 2 cents: Chances are that he (it was a he was it not?) some how sickeningly got off on it and should have his license revolked. haha. What a steaming pile that must've been. The thing to remember with everyone who could, potentially fuck you up like doctors, shrinks and hairdressers is that 50% of them were in the bottom half of their class.

And, no I don't smoke. I drink in moderation, and I laugh a lot. : ) So there ya go.

By alex on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 02:42 am:

I dont think there is anything wrong with the word "vagina". In fact I try to fit in a refrence to the organ every opurtunity I can get, be the word, "pussy", "cunt"(my favourite), or the more tame, "vagina" either way its quite fun, and it makes people terribly uncomfortable.

I ask you all to use the word "cunt" atleast once today in your daily exchange's.

By Paige on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 04:48 am:

Uh, well, thats certainly.... liberated.... of you Alex. haha And while I have no qualms about discussing the female anatomy with anyone, I find that deliberately making people associate it with a feeling of discomfort is not the best approach to making the subject less taboo. Sex in any form being taboo and shameful is bad. On the other end, sex being cheapened and oversold, and not taken seriously is a bad thing too. I'm feeling a tangent coming on. So I think it best to shut up at this point before this turns into a novel. haha

ANYWAYS (walking back towards the light) While I can appreciate the entertainment value that using the word "cunt" to ruffle peoples' feathers holds for you Alex, I for one, respectfully decline your invitation sir. : )

By luke shlong on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 08:01 am:

Ok, I have honestly never done this before but I'm going to measure the length of my erect penis with a ruler. It doesn't have inches on it but here goes.

176 mm

Is that big? I'm not sure. Maybe if enough coping blokes follow my lead we could have a cock size league table.

I'll leave you with an extract from www.sexualrecords.com :
"Largest Penis
Naturally we begin with the topic foremost on men’s minds. The average penis size for white males is about 6.2 inches, so if you don't quite measure up, don’t worry: penis size has relatively little to do with one’s capacity to pleasure. Remember: it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.

The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches.

Then there are the dubious claims of immense penis size by various personages operating within the sex industry (read: porn actors). These claims are almost invariably false, the result of exaggeration and hype by unscrupulous dealers hoping to hawk more products. Take the legendary Long Dong Silver, for instance. Made famous by the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill hearings, his one enduring trait was his supposedly 18-inch penis. Totally fraudulent, as it turns out; in fact, there are videos in which he appears only normal sized.

Incidentally, if you wish to pursue this matter on your own (anticipating a slow weekend, perhaps?) you measure along the top."


Luke (has no shame)

By *ANGIE!* on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 12:49 pm:

Nice Luke ;) hehe
Mickys is nowhere near that big, trust me cuz I know.

By Angie's Tits Smell on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 02:01 pm:

Angie, surely all this flirting is based upon some deep rooted sense of inadequacy? Or maybe you're just too damned ugly to get a shag in real life. Either way, your teeth-on-edge inducing, relentlessly HAPPY and squeaky clean messages, not to mention the completely idiotic way you insist on writing your name does prompt me to ask as politely as possible...will you please get the fuck off this message board?

By OutOfOrder on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 03:08 pm:

Angie and Mickey, is it not time to put these differences aside.Im sure Angies tits smell nice and Im sure Mickey has a nice, erm pair of eyes or somthing.

If not then can you get more offensive!

By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 05:24 pm:

LOL! YEAH! ANGIE IS FUCKING ANNOYING!

By Micky on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 06:42 pm:

OutofOrder.....I didn't write that message m8.Angie's tits are 1 of the more decent things about her. probably the ONLY decent thing and in the true sense of the word. and since she's gone 10 on 1 at a certain Exeter nightclub called Popscene,she's loose enough by now to take the end of a cannon. therefore her comments about my dick size are not only biased but clouded with a little credibility problem, yeah. a huge hole.
I give as good as I get, bitch. STOP RINGING MY HOUSE. I'm not even kidding and this ain't a joke anymore. I don't give a fuck what any1 thinks....Angie is a stalker and I'm thinking of calling in the pigs if her shite doesn't stop. she's got more than a few mental problems....
take care, ya bunch of loveable bollockers. except Angie who I hope accidentally boards a shuttle to the sun. god knows shes thick enough....

By Micky on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 07:38 pm:

Back to the question.
Mine is exactly 4.67cm and thats when I'm thinking of Angie's tits

By Androgynous on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 08:31 pm:

Every time there's a Micky post, a rude little Micky clone adds something like that. Has anyone else noticed? Somebody has a vendetta against him...you've got enemies, eh Micky? You poor lad. It's pretty tedious though. Can't we just talk about dick sizes?

By Onlooker on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 10:59 pm:

Hahahahahaha!
OMG, coping is pretty damn funny these days with the likes of Micky, Angie, Zach, and all them, haha. I've just been in tears laughing at Mickys topic! hahahaha!

By Paige on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 05:23 am:

That was very brave of you Luke.

Just to reassure our less bold men of coping.. size really does not matter. If you're too big, you hurt your partner, and that would suck now wouldn't it? Size has nothing to do with how a female judges you as a lover. Whether or not you perform oral sex, on the other hand, is a COMPLETELY different matter. THAT is what a female will write home and tell her friends about. (Which reminds me Simon - way to be a great lover ;) )


So there you go. As long as you even HAVE a penis, a woman is happy.

By Si on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 07:59 am:

Hahaha, jeez Paige. Is there anything she hasn't told you?

By R~S~P on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 02:03 pm:

Mickey and Angie are fantastic. They should be made joint rulers of Coping, and anyone who speaks out against them should be killed.

By Shifty on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 02:22 pm:

I spend hours thinking for conversation topics , and without doubt this has been my biggest success yet!! *Chuffed*

By Kenzie on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

Of course there are things I haven't told her Si. I'm very vague as it is, but they can figure it out.. my friends know whats going on. haha.

Damn you Paige! lol

Congratulations Shifty. haha.

By th real slim lukas on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 07:26 pm:

I just noticed that the ruler I used has an extra bit before the 0mm mark so that adds about 2mm to the cock length I gave above. I must say I am very disappointed by the lack of other male copers admitting their size. Oh well.

I bought myself a nice little van yesterday. It will be my new home from home.

Luke

By Paige on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 04:05 am:

Luke - I too am disappointed. Especially after my outpouring on why size doesn't matter! On the other hand, I wish there was a sexual question that the females could really get involved in as well. Its only fair. What thinks you? I think we need a good question to ask everyone thats sexually related.


There ARE Kenz!? For christs sake! They must have been really kinky then! haha... kidding. I only wish I could see the look on your face when you read this shit Simon. ;)

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:33 am:

LOL ....you really are a saucy bird, Paigey!

By Paige on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 02:57 pm:

Naw, just comfortable in my sexuality. There is a difference.

Besides, the only thing that ever kept my friends and I up all night talking was sex. Its really something that rarely gets old.

By la lo luke on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 05:58 pm:

Paige,

I am also comfortable with my sexuality which is why I don't consider the length of my penis as an exclusively sexual matter. I think a good question to ask (which will rely totally on people's honesty) is "How do you think a sexual partner would rate you out of ten in regards to giving them pleasure?"

I would rate myself 7.1 on pleasing a lady.

Luke

By BRETT on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:00 pm:

ID RATE MYSELF 10 CUZ I CAN GO TEN TIMES IN ONE SESSION. OH SHIT NOW IM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE MICK THE LASS

By Si on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

I'd probably rate myself a 6 or 7. I'm open to negotiation though.

By Paige on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 09:49 pm:

Good question Luke. I'd say 9 - 9.5 Once you understand that sex is just as much emotion as it is physical... it gets all that much better. And I suppose it helps if you've studied the dynamics of a good lover too... oh well.

Paige Wallis, sex therapist, over and out

By R~S~P on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 02:27 pm:

Can we have a new topic called 'Si's topic for fishing for compliments from Kenzie'? Then we wouldn't have to sit through them all the time...


Although it is funny when she refuses to respond.

By Si on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 07:19 pm:

Yeah, however this time she did respond.

By Kenzie on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

He knows what I think. He just wants the rest of you to know too. lol.

By shellie on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

lol. I just read the whole of this topic right from the top. This is some crazy shit man!I'm still shaking my head.

By caramel on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

I want everyone to accept the fact that I'm comfortable in my sexuality and nothing's going to change that. Not now, not ever :o)

By the real caramel on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:56 pm:

Umm.... hahaha an imposter. Hello!
I did not post that message above.

By SARKI on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 11:43 pm:

it was me you stupid bitch

By caramel on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 08:15 am:

It was not an impostor
.

By Quintal on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:56 am:

Let's do a bit of detective work here... "the real caramel" cant spell impostor correctly, though "caramel" can. So who's impostoring who's ass? I'd say that "the real caramel" isnt really caramel at all, seeing as the real caramel has a phD and should therefore be able to spell reasonably well. But then, Paige was said to be a professor in pyschology and have a phD, yet their were a few basic pyschological terms which she persisted in spelling incorrectly.
Speak up, sarki. The only time you're vaguely bearable is when you're making a fool of yourself.

By Chris on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:32 pm:

but noone asked u Quintal.
noone asked u ok

By fair dinkum caramel on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:50 pm:

Lol Quintal. I posted under 'the real caramel.' My spelling is quite bad actually, and I blame the introduction of spell check to the computers. Lol. I will have my Phd at the end of this year, and after I have finished my thesis, I'm going to let spell check do the work. :o)

To whoever is impostoring me, If you are that bored I have plenty of assignments that need writing, and placements that need to be finished, so, you can make yourself useful!
Otherwise, anger management classes would be wise. www.mentalhealth.com.au
Quintal are you guys still coming to Melb? If so let me know.

By Simon on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:07 pm:

No offence, but a PhD doesn't mean shit when it comes to spelling. I see people's resumés on a day-to-day basis and came to this conclusion. People who are actually rocket scientists who still have the header on the first page in the story of their life as "Cirriculum Vitea".

I kid you not.

By chut on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 07:27 pm:

I know an astro-physicicist who can't spell.

By Nomis on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 08:31 pm:

I know a doctor who can't write.