I get the feeling there a certain people here at copeing who try very very hard to sound British when your actually red blooded Americans! Fess Up!

By twist on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 09:42 pm:

Brit through & through.

But I don't have any Union Jack underwear or anything like that - but I think that's a good thing... I hope ;)

By ZACH+--------- on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 09:57 pm:

i have union jack undewear!

By twist on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 11:20 pm:

You admit to that! You're a braver man then I Zach. ^_^

By Bea Admirer on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 12:57 am:

I'm in love with you, Bea! Your website is my homepage. My friends will confirm it; that I speak the truth.

By alex on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 03:19 am:

Oh please Zach! As if you dont do that yourself!? I've heard from you such words as, "bollucks", "git", and some others that at the moment I cant remember. So, dont play 'cool' guy all the sudden, you too are guilty, as am I. *hangs head*

By ZACH+---------- on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 03:40 am:

I Like being american it allows me to complain alot and bitch and moan and shit like that... america is Wank (yes i said wank) but i dont deny that i am 100 son of the american revoloution, son of the confederat soldiars union american!


Ps. You spelled Bollocks wrong!
and my name is ZACH+---------

By ZACH+---------- on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 03:46 am:

i meant to Say 100%

and just for shits and giggles im wearing my union jacks and London underground shirt right this fucken minute

By indigo on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:32 am:

well that truly defines you as an American.

By OutOfOrder on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:37 am:

ZACH YOU ARE A TWAT!

By ZACH+--------- on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 06:36 pm:

Lighten up...

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 06:51 pm:

Ah Liam, a welcome return. And on top form, too. After this long period of absence you managed to sum up the total thoughts of all Copers on the subject of Zach. Well done, and welcome back.

By twist on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 08:32 pm:

Jesus on a bike!

A London Underground shirt aswell!
*shakes head in a disapproving way*

Now I've "seen" everything... ;)

By The Occifer on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:33 am:

So Zach posts too many inane messages, bores us with stories of cliched teenage lust (no, love!!!1) and seems to have found himself at the wrong band's messageboard (...) but I still think you are all being a little harsh on the poor little swordbearing American. God, you're like a pack of wolves, attacking together!

By alex on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 05:03 am:

I quite like Zach(sword) actually. However, dont you ever correct my spelling again you annoying little twit.(your most likely older then me, so I suppose little is just there for effect)

By indigo on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 10:01 am:

go on then, who here is british, apart from Twist and I?

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 11:40 am:

Me. And very grateful for it too.

By OutOfOrder on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:01 pm:

Im a cizizen of Britain with a little Irish blood in me!

By Butterfwy on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 03:18 pm:

only half here.

By The Occifer on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 03:25 pm:

I'm Australian. My Grandparents are all British though (English, English and Irish) except for my paternal Grandmother who was a Tahitian dancing girl and caught my Grandfather's eye during WW11. Apparently she looked fantastic in grass skirts & coconut brassieres. How scandal'us!

By twist on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 08:57 pm:

ZACH+--------- the postcard is on it's way.
Sorry for the delay... *Hangs head in shame*

By St*Rsh*PeD on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 10:12 pm:

Well, I'm British - A great wee Scot actually. And I like Zach. Ho hum - thats me done. Commence with any prior conversation that may have been going on before i started "speaking". Thank you.

By twist on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 10:36 pm:

I have no arugements with anyone here. Yet.... ;)

By Bree on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:47 am:

Marie said you're a prostitute who can't spell.

By ZACH+----------- on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:58 am:

St*Rsh*PeD... You're a class lass!

By alex on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 03:28 am:

an other example of Zach(sword)'s infedility to American English, "lass". Youre a...youre a...poser!(sorry, lack of word to describe)

By ZACH+---------- on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 05:08 am:

i was makeing a corkey pun... St*Rsh*PeD is scottish! And a great Scot at that! Alex... Your a trip... Or if thats not american enough i could say your bomb, phat, kick ass, or trippen! AHHHH slang is great!

By Popstar on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:58 am:

Doo doo, doo waaahh

By Coy McCoy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 10:04 am:

Mummy, I wanna be a Popstar!

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:15 am:

Anyone hear Chris Moyles talking about Americans yesterday? Funny, funny man.

By stereopop on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:33 pm:

Anyone hear about how Chris Richards has the uncanny ability to turn ex-girlfriends into lesbians?

By *Butterfwy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:37 pm:

That's a shame for him... errr
I think i lost hte topic here... oops...
what is it again?

By *butterfwy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:39 pm:

Hahaha hey occifer when was ww11?
aww

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 02:06 pm:

Bloody hell, do I? That's a new one on me. Just my ex~girlfriends, or anyones?

By stereopop on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 02:10 pm:

Just ex-girlfriends. You must a have a selective memory.

By *Butterfwy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 04:30 pm:

i dont beleive i know Zach+------ didn't he start this topic? oopsie hehe

By Curious Orange on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 05:58 pm:

I heard that R~S~P is the reason why most men are gay. :o)

By Diggsby on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 06:15 pm:

Most men gay? Bollocks I'm am man an I like ladies an i dont mind tellen yer! Piss of Curious Orange!

By Curious Orange on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

Most of the men that are gay, not that most men are gay.

By *Butterfwy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:10 pm:

Most gay men are cute, doncha think? coz they like, er, take care of themselves... er do u get what i mean? hehe

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:52 pm:

I think Stereopop is suffering prozac~induced hallucinations. Either that or she's even crazier than anyone thought...

By Diggsby on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 08:23 pm:

I dont Know this Stereopop lass but I'm Betting shes a loon!

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 08:34 pm:

She is. Absolutely barmy. Safest bet ever.

By St*Rsh*PeD on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:24 pm:

Stereopop aint a loon, shes a highly intelligent girl who, in my humble opinion, rocks. And Zach - your a braw lad! (Just to back up Zach, I am indeed Scottish and he therefore wasn't being fake.)

Anyone else who needs me to stick up for them just ask.

By nittaya on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:33 pm:

hey bea admirer, what name does she go under now? is portugese, isn't she? ahhhhh....

i am NORTH american. canadian. KEEP CANADA TOGETHER. too many of our fucking politiciens want to make us the states, but WAKE UP! it ain't gonna work peacefully for us....

and yes, when i type, i DO use words like "ace" and "bollocks" etc, but NEVER EVER (well, hardly ever) when i actually TALK to people in person. so what, if all of a sudden i take a liking to sweden or i visit there and pick up some of the slang that i find pretty cool and natural, i can't use it? besides, the only descriptive words our north american language contains are variations of "fuck", and "cool" - and sometimes "shit". do i have to apologize for our severely limited vocabulary? and mandy ain't crazy. just probably bitter about something... (which i'm guessing chris won't fess up to)

alright? so you all just sit back and have a lovely day!
~nat.

By R~S~P on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 12:00 am:

I'd be happy to confess... If I had a clue what she was on about. And to keep telling someone you hate them and refuse to tell them why... That's crazy.

By twist on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 12:06 am:

*Raises right hand meekly...*

St*Rsh*Ped if you would not mind sticking up for me a bit, it would be most welcome.

I am crap speller and I think that people are beginning to pick on me because of it...

Any help that you can give would be gratefully received. Thanks.

By ZACH+---------- on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 01:00 am:

Twist... you know very well that I get made fun of for spelling all the time... we can start a club and St*Rsh*Ped can stick up for us!

By The Occifer on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:46 am:

Ready for some pretentious, hypocritical ADVICE, oh Copers at war? Sit up straight and smile, please. Thank you.

I honestly don't understand this witch-hunting that goes on after a relationship breaks up. It makes me sick, especially when it's done in public. "How did I ever like him/her? S/he is the most fucked up/bonkers/mean person in the whole world!!!!11" It's all so ridiculous. Obviously you saw a lot of things you liked in that person once upon a time, else you wouldnt have been interested in them to start with. Obviously you then placed a lot of emotional weight behind the thought that maybe they were everything you ever wanted & needed. Of course when something goes wrong, as it will in EVERY RELATIONSHIP YOU'RE IN EXCEPT THE ONE YOU'RE IN WHEN YOU DIE, it's going to hurt. But FUCK! Why try and run others into the ground? The REALISATION that this person ISN'T everything you thought they were (although shocking!) shouldn't make you hate them. They are who they are, and you just shouldn't try and punish them for that. Love them OR leave them, and deal with it. Why commence a witch-hunt? Weak, weak, weak.

Love,

Oprah. Ooops, Occifer.

By The Occifer on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:47 am:

Oh, and that little missive was directed at Micky & Angie, of course!!!1

By OutOfOrder on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 12:15 pm:

Its ture about RSP, he turned me into a lesbian.

By OutOfOrder on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 12:16 pm:

And the spelling thing goes for me to as what I actually meant to say was

Its TRUE about RSP, he turned me into a lesbian.

By shocked on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 01:27 pm:

damn, and I thought that Liam wasn't. i'll need to have a cup of water.

By Liam's Buddy on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 01:32 pm:

FUCKING HELL> I THOUGHT LIAM WAS A GAY BOY. *DISAPPOINTED*

By Diggsby on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:11 pm:

I like Lesbians!

By *ButterFwy on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:41 pm:

I am a big fat whale with a hair lip

By *Butterfwy on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:14 pm:

la la la la

By Diggsby on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:26 pm:

I like them tiny lady like lesbians ... gentle like

By R~S~P on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

No Liam, you're getting confused. I *took* you to *Lisbon*. For that holiday, remember?

By Zach+--------- on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:50 pm:

I SUCK

By ZACH+--------- on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 10:24 pm:

Piss off... i dident say that...

By ZACH+--------- on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 01:19 am:

I said 'I SUCK COCKS'. Get it right.

By The real ZACH+------- on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 04:04 am:

who ever wrote that message claiming to be me... your starting to bore me

By alex on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 05:02 am:

You know, this sort of thing happened at the Optimistic MB ages ago. People now have to have a password and disignated username to post...

By Zach+--------- on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

I'm a boring little ass fucker

By St*Rsh*PeD on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 03:15 pm:

Ok people, stop making fun of Twist and Zach's bad spelling, it ain't their fault, and Zach - stop making fun of yourself! Or I'll kick your ass good. Remember what I told you about my Glaswegian knife carrying "friends".

By evil_eye on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 05:25 pm:

c'mon children...get along.

By ZACH+------- real one on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 06:00 pm:

St*Rsh*PeD----Do you really think I am to blame for this outpooring of immaturity?

By twist on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 10:13 pm:

*Eyes beginning to well up with tears...*

Thank you St*Rsh*PeD. I have never seen such bravery online. I am forever in your debt.

Now if you don't mind I have to go any blow my nose. This show of courage has made me quite emotional...*sobs*

By Impostor In A Fur Bikini on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 05:52 am:

ZACH, so you think you're going to make a slave out of the world? Come on! Try your intellect out on me!

By Bea on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 02:43 pm:

"I'm in love with you, Bea! Your website is my homepage. My friends will confirm it; that I speak the truth."

After months away, someone called my attention to this piece of writing ;)
I'd invite the person who wrote this to identify himself to me, doesn't need to be here, lol, could be on a mail... if you know my site, you know my mail
soooo.... do you face this dare? *giggles*

By St*Rsh*PeD on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 07:31 pm:

It's been a long time. How y'all doin'? Still fighting merrily? Great. Ho hum. I know I'm a bit late, but Zach: No, I don't think you're to blame for the outpouring of immaturity. I think way too many people are making fun of wee Zach. Stop it!

ahhhh, I'm glad I came back.

By ZACH+----------- on Friday, May 4, 2001 - 09:14 pm:

Zach curls up by St*Rsh*PeD's feet

By OutOfOrder on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 01:09 pm:

Hopefully then she will booy him where it hurts

By OutOfOrder on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

Hopefully then she will boot him where it hurts

By OutOfOrder on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

see the first time I made a mistake!Ahhhh

By St*Rsh*PeD on Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 02:26 pm:

I won't be kicking anyone where it hurts. I'll leave that to the Glaswegian neds - how they love a good bout of bullying.