Any Richard D. James fans in the house?(did I use "in the house" legitamately?)
Beyond that though, who enjoys bizzare and/or evil seeming lyrics, I for one do. Lets make this a place to share these. Strike that. Lets make this a place for any good lyrics that you happen to enjoy be it twisted or not.

By lukas on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 06:59 am:

From the song "Spooked" by LB

"When I go home at night
I want to get in my bed
And rest my head on my pillow.
I try to shut my eyes tight
Get scary thoughts out my head
About the light out my window.

I know there's a ghost outside my window
Standing where I can't see
It's deadly silent outside my window
I know it's just biding it's time
To come in and get me.


If I'm walking in town
And I pass out of the light
I can't keep my fears at bay
I see shapes all around
In the shadows of night
A thousand ghouls hide away.

I think I see a movement out the side of my eye
But it's gone before I can see
It deadly quite and I know why
I know they're just biding their
Time to come out and get me."

Scares me...

By evil_eye on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 09:18 am:

"papa, can you hear me?
papa, can you see me?...
papa, are you near me?"
barbra streisand - yentl

By TobyZ on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 01:39 pm:

Barbara Streisand!!!

Now that's fuckin' scary!

By alex on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 07:32 pm:

Future note: refrain from Babs quotes.

Climbing Up The Walls(radiohead for those of you not enlightened) always gives me the willeys.
"So lock the kids up safe tonight
Put the eyes in the cupboard
I've got the smell of a local man
Who's got the loneliest feeling"

By TobyZ on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 07:59 pm:

"Karma Police, arrest this man
He talks in maths, He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio."

or

"Pack and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before all hell breaks loose."

and

"We hope your rules and wisdom choke you"

"Exit Music" never fails to give me chills.

Brilliant lyrics left and right on OK, Computer

By ZACHY+--------- on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 08:29 pm:

KNIVES OUT (4:20)

available on: amnesiac


lyrics: i want you to know * he's not coming back * he' s bloated and frozen * still there's no point in letting it go to waste * so knives out * cook him up * don't look down * shove it in yer mouth * if you'd been a dog * they would have drowned you at birth * knives out * catch da mouse * squash his head * put him in the pot * so knives out * catch da mouse * don't look down * shove it in yer mouth * i want you to know * he's not coming back * look into my eyes * its the only way you'll know i'm telling the truth * so knives out * catch da mouse * squash his head * put him in the pot *


Amnesiac... a whole new weird is about to happen!

By ZACH+---------- on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 08:31 pm:

http://www.ateaseweb.com/songs/index.htm

Go here and youll find my entier catalog of weird lyrics
I love You Johnny, thom, ed, cozzy and phil...
I love radiohead so much it makes me ill!

By alex on Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 12:27 am:

"What do we get for our trouble and pain, Whaaaleey Raaange" Then a bust into a bad falsetto. Ah, Morrisey.... How many of you have the first Smiths album? Tell me that part of the song is chilling?

Zach(sword) I'm willing to compete with your love of Radiohead. I spent a year and a half everyday on the Optimitic board discussing all things Radiohead and the deadly anticipation for Kid A.
Answer these questions and you shall be my equal in the love of radiohead(or atleast it'll be fun to ask the questions, does'nt matter if you dont know)

1)Where did the first gig of last summers European tour kick off?

2)Their first name? And where did it originate from?


3) Where was their first gig?

4) What is Ed's father ocupation?

This is all I can think of at the moment, but not knock yoursleves out.

By ZACH+----------- on Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 02:35 am:

1) Last summer or first one last year?
Last summer started 13/june/2000 in Theatre Antique d'Arles, Arles, France
but the first one last year was in newport south wales..
2) "on a Friday because thats when they practiced... they had to change it cause it wasent radio friendly.
#) my bitch...oh err umm did i say that outload... sorry mr. obrion... he was a... well I'll be honest i dont know but i do know he is a huge fan of the band and a huge fan of pop music in general...

Now for my questions...

1) what was their first single and what tracks were on it?
2)What was Thom and Colins first bands name
3) full name and birth date/place of each memeber
40 and i expect a full 5 page report on the importance of the my iorn lung ep to the use of b sides in modern music on my desk by 3:15 tommorow morning!!!

By TobyZ on Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 01:46 pm:

Get a room love birds! You're makin' me ill.

By alex on Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 08:17 pm:

Good job Zach, impressive. Now I know your not just one of these fuck annoying "I love OK Computer" people, that are oblivious to anything other then that.
Ed's father is a chiroprater if your interested, and he aparently cracked Thoms back and got him a couple more inches, or so it is said by Colin somewhere, I dont remember.(perhaps on Spinwithagrin?)

1)Creep was the first single, but it took a year to make anyone notice it(mostly in the states) and it had Lurgee, Million Dollar Question and Inside My Head(terrible song)

2) Thom and Colins frist band was TNT.

3)-Thom, October 7, 68. I dont remember where he was born in England, but it was'nt Oxford. However he did move to Scotland for a while.
-Colin, June 26, 69. Again somewhere in southern/middle England
-Johnny(the youngin) November 5, 1972
-Ed, April 15, 1968(happy birthday Ed!)
-Phil, I know he was born in 67 but thats all. He is the forgotten member after all.

Put that in your pipe!

By zach on Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 10:14 pm:

Good show! Im impressed

By TobyZ on Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 12:49 am:

I repeat:

Get a room love birds! You're makin' me ill.

By ZACH+----------- on Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 04:05 am:

Your just mad that im not haveing this dicussion with you about Led Zeppelin!!!

By alex on Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 06:12 pm:

I just read a terrible review of Amnesiac, thats fine though because the same thing happened right before Kid A came out, I remember CDnow had wrote a rather nasty review of the ablum, once it was realesed however they did as all always do over Radiohead, praise them as if their the tools of god.(which they possibly are)

By ZACH+----------- on Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 08:52 pm:

Radiohead makes music for themselves not critics... i read a horrible reveiw for amnisiac but i dont care... its complex intelligent music so the masses dont always like it... leave the pre teen crowd for britny spears

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 02:33 pm:

Aaargh. I hate it when bands spout that shite about "making music for themselves".
"What we do, we do for ourselves, but if anyone else likes it, that's a bonus, really!"

Embrace the cheese, fella's!

By ZACH+-------- on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:18 pm:

Radiohead dident say that... I did!!!

By R~S~P on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

I heard Thom Yorke say something similar once (not in person, of course), that they were 'doing it for the music, not for the money'. The simple response is 'if you're doing it just for the music, why don't you give all the profits away?'

By alex on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 03:17 am:

Well everyone's a fucking hypocrite, Thom has called himself one many a time so you really cant say anything about that now can you?

By ZACH+---------- on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 03:36 am:

Why the hell is everyone so obsessed with Thom... Johhny (and he hardly ever talks) is the true brilliance of the band! I mean Fuck an A!

By indigo on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:30 am:

is that an instruction?

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:13 am:

What the hell does 'Fuck an A' mean? Someone said it to me the other night, too. Does it really require a capital 'F'?

By Lilest Kitten on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

Fuck an A means you should fuck someone starting with A -like me! Angie starts with an A hehe. You're so funny RSP. I like funny guyz, and I bet you are a hard man 2.
I can tell a mile away hehe.
*ANGIE!*

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 07:07 pm:

Okay, here we go.. *clears throat*

TOO FUCKING RIGHT ANGIE I AM A FUCKING HARD MAN NOT LIKE THAT WEEDY LITTLE FAGGOT ZACH SO COME ON BABE GET OVER HERE FOR SOME GOOD LOVING BITCH ILL GIVE IT 2 U 8 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE NIGHT U WONT BE ABLE 2 FUCKING WALK THE NEXT DAY

How was that?

By stereopop on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 08:21 pm:

Fuck an A literally translates to "Fuck an ass," but in the context I was using it, it more directly meant the following:

Chris, I hope you die. I hope it's painful. I hope many people are there I watch, cos I wouldn't want you to die cold and alone. I wish I could tell you why I hate you, but you haven't figured it out yourself yet and I seriously doubt you ever will, even if I spelled it out for you. So, don't worry about it. Maybe I'll come around and see the wonder in your ways once again, but not right now.

Don't make this about anyone but me, Mr Richards. And everyone else reading this, I don't care if you like Chris or not because this isn't between you and us, it's just between us. So, frankly, I don't give a damn about your opinion on me, Chris, me and Chris, or you, Chris, or you and Chris. In fact, I don't even care if you all hate me after this, but let it be known that I honestly don't (and never have) thought that someone else's opinion on someone should affect how you feel about that person or vice versa, so while I may hate Chris at the moment, I don't hate anybody who likes him. Anyone who wants to contest this, email me, because I seriously doubt anyone here wants to hear about this more than some of the more interesting things going on behind the scenes here. And there are definitely some interesting things going on behind the scenes here.

So, let it be known. I'm just displacing any rumors you may have heard. And Chris, just do one thing for me even though I'm not doing anything for you, and be a gentleman enough to leave my friends out of this and I will do the same, cos I don't hate Liam.

I'll love you forever,
Mandy

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:18 pm:

Wow, now that's what I call a comeback. And you're right, I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. But, forget it. I'll make friends with someone less crazy next time. Take care, y'know?

Chris

PS Don't flatter yourself, by the way. Zach got me to insult him all on his own.

By Fried~Butter on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:51 pm:

In common with Stereo, I love R~S~P too. I proclaim it to the world!!!!1
But I don't wish him to die, nor do I wish to witness his death. But don't make this about anyone but Stereopop, because she rox!

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:02 pm:

Ah, Fried~Butter, my sweet, my angel, how I wish I could kiss your tender cheek, your soft lips, there to plant seeds of my love so that they may blossom and bloom into flowers of devotion so that all the world may see my heart does truly belong to you!

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:05 pm:

Sorry, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop, Stereopop. Hope that makes up for not mentioning her just there. She does indeed.. um what's the singular of 'rocks' when it's spelt with an 'X'? Ro<, perhaps? Anyway, she does it, whatever it is.

By rob on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:30 am:

Rox is the singular. The plural is "Roxi". I'm not sure who Rox and who doesn't but could you keep your sickly messages to Ana to just one thread. She's a lovely lass and you are a great guy who I'd love to give loving "noogies" all over your darkly tempting bonce but how about only posting your vomit inducing messages on the "Last Night..." topic you started for that very reason.

By stereopop on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 08:36 pm:

I couldn't give a fuck. First impressions are always the best.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

Ooh, Robby~Rob~Rob, you know you're only jealous! Come on, room for one more on the R~S~P love wagon! I think a place recently became available...

By OutOfOrder on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 09:59 pm:

ME ME ME PICK ME!!!!

ME ME ME ME ME ME PLEASE!

pick me and Ill make it worth your weight in gold.

By Angie AKA Lilest Kitten on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 06:42 am:

Hehe yes that was good RSP you obviously know what u r doing like a true hard man. LEt me onto your wagon!! Micky used to talk about a wagon of lust and gritifcation, but I hope yours is way better cuz his was actually pretty sucky and boring. And Micky never shagged me 8 times 1 night. His best was 2, and that was only cuz the first time lasted 5 seconds and he was spurting in my mouth. NEway I gotta get to aerobics!!! See yas!!
*ANGIE!*

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:12 am:

Sorry Liam, if we arrived at the new flat on the fifteenth in a vehicle marked 'The Liam and Chris Wagon of Love', I don't think the neighbours would approve. Give them plenty to talk about though...

By Biggsby on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 06:23 pm:

That Micky sounds like quite a lad he does. Spuring in a ladies mouth after 5 seconds! Thats Bollocks. I hope you told him what a fucking wank he was! I'd never be so rude.

By OutOfOrder on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 12:21 pm:

OK Chris, but Ill join the Chris Wagon Of Love in my mind then???


AHHHHHH!!!!Like heaven itself!

By R~S~P on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

Liam, you can be the co~driver. It's been mighty cold up here since Tom Hanks left.