Well, it's a question worth asking, once you've seen "Xanadu".

By R~S~P on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 01:27 am:

Which Muse was it? It would help if we knew...

By Carly on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 03:49 am:

Libby! Libby be mine!!

yes.... xanadu..... i've stayed very clear of that movie over the years.... but then a little while ago TV1 played it.... i watched a bit.... i was frightened. the song was bad enough, but that movie was jsut... just... i don't know what. it had olivia newton john in it... i guess that's what scared me..... i don't like her.... she's too..... perfect.

By R~S~P on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 11:44 am:

Olivia Newton John is my middle name... I hate my parents.

By Eddy on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 03:37 pm:

Where are you from Carly????

By Sammie the spaceman on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 02:58 am:

greetings earthlings......

is this a fair question? I think maybe it is.

greek mythology, huh? pity i never studied.

well one thing is for sure....i have never seen Xanadu and neither do i hope to in the near and distant future.

By Carly on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 12:59 am:

i'm from the quiet little pissant redneck podunk jerkwater greenhorn one horse mudhole peckerwood right wing whistlestop hobnail truck driving old fashioned hayseed inbred unkempt out of date trailer trash white trash kick ass mountain town of woomby, QLD, Oz. and you, eddy?

By Butter~Twirrlinova on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:05 pm:

Eddy, be polite and answer Carly or I'll answer for you. (To top it all off & add insult to injury, I'll even call you Eddy Vedder.)
Good question, R~S~P ~ I think the muse was Terpischore [sic?]& Olivia deserved an Academy Award, or at least a Golden Globe. I wish people would desist from mocking the poor woman.

By R~S~P on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 10:28 am:

Oh, right, Terpsichore (pronounced terp-si-cor-ey). Daughter of Zeus and Mnemosyne (Memory), and Muse of dance and choral singing. Some legends state that Terpsichore was mother of the sirens, whose singing could lure men to their deaths. It is also recorded that she bore the son of Apollo, whom she named Linus.

Sorry, Butter~Twirrlestica, I've never heard of her.

By Eddy on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 02:46 pm:

Yeah fucking alright Butt. Oh yeah Vedder, haha, ahhh.

I'm from NZ Carly.

By FoxyLady on Monday, September 25, 2000 - 12:03 am:

I'm real sad coz I'm gonna be away for a couple of days, so can someone PLEASE tell Emma to email me ASAP? PLEASE or if Emma sees this message coz I miss her!! Love ya;s! BLURCHAT rocks!

By Sam the idiot who needs to stop watching things that make me say stuff like that on Tuesday, October 3, 2000 - 02:01 pm:

i feel like putting on a pair of rollerskates that have been fashioned out of two hamburgers and eating my own feet

By carly who also needs to stop watching strange things with sam made all the worse by the fact that i have these things on tape to watch whenever i damn well please on Tuesday, October 3, 2000 - 03:57 pm:

i shall fashion some roller blades out of hot dogs and we may skate along venice beach together, snack lightly on our feet before going on a murderous rampage that ends in cannibalism and poking peoples eyes out to make them spurt pus.

By R~S~P on Tuesday, October 3, 2000 - 05:46 pm:

The stuff in peoples eyes that looks like pus isn't. It's called vitreous humour. But apart from that, your idea is theoretically sound.

By carly who has had no sleep whatsoever and is realising her stupidity and is going to bed as soon as she finishes this post and turns the computer off on Tuesday, October 3, 2000 - 06:05 pm:

yes! we shall make their eyes spurt vitreous humour!! all the more fun! thank you RSP you helpful little so and so. do you wanna fashion a skateboard out of some fries all stuck together? you can join us at venice beach! the more the merrier!!

By Sam- who has far too much idiocity, inspired by mr. parker, floating around in my head to be allowed on the internet at nite on Wednesday, October 4, 2000 - 02:15 pm:

i shall fashion me a cozzie out of cabages and walrus fur and we may skate along venice beach. I may also hire me a bad wig and take some poor unsuspecting party of 5 other people to colorado where i will hence forth procede to eat their galloshes. Oh, and not to mention them as well. after that, i shall live happily in a condo somewhere and live on the royalties i recieve from the movies hollywood makes about me. when i die, i shall thence procede into hell and have a marguerite by the pool with satan, carly, trey parker, matt stone and mother theresa whilst watching barbara streisand being tortured in the old fashioned way that is unique to hell.

By carly who knows better than to be on the net at nite but still can't help herself. i have to do it.... on Wednesday, October 4, 2000 - 04:40 pm:

don't forget jimmy page.... he'll be there too.....

and i shall be the first to write a book about your horrible mountain expidition.... receive millions of dollars and spend all of it on booze, drugs and fast men. or a man in particular.... muahahahahaha

i shall then die of a horrible heart attack brought on by far too much sex and join you in hell where satan shall bring me everything i desire as i sit by the pool drinking vodka and orange and on the odd occasion jack and coke....


aleister will be there too... can't forget him... he and i shall have many long chats...

By Sam who has run out of ideas for what to call hersefl on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 03:25 am:

i think that we have poigniently killed this topic

By phallic the brave.... mascot for the 2008 edinburgh olympics on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 01:49 pm:

we're very good at that, aren't we. kudos to us

By Jennifer aka the REAL Foxy Lady!!!! on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 03:14 pm:

Who's that imposter again!!???? Ok, I did NOT write that message about Emma should mail me...I don't even type my name like that, what a fucking wannabe!!!!! Fuck off, and stop using my name!!! Gawd dammit!!

By Bree on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 04:14 am:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By Scampathetic on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 08:21 pm:

Hey, I know what happens. What happens is that both *stars* disgrace themselves shamelessly and wind up in "The World's Worst Movies".

By The Mull Historical Society on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 09:52 am:

We're watching Xanadu... she says she can't love you.. but we can do anything