Here We Go At The Lol Contest!!!!!

By Andynonymous on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:26 am:

me first- I'm a girl..
hahaha... so funny!!!!
lol@Andy

By Andynonymous on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:30 am:

Is anyone laughing?
Am I too old for this place?
Where's Eddy gone?
And Joe? Ian? Titch? Vicky? Jen? R~S~P?
Should I leave?
oh, lol@Andy

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:35 am:

Soz, I'm not mentioned there but LOLOLOLOLOL!

By Andynonymous on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:43 am:

And hey Cam!!!
lol@Andy for being so forgetful!!!!
I didn't mean to forget you!!!
Ok, I'll repeat the message again!
Is anyone laughing?
Am I too old for this place?
Where's Eddy gone?
And Cam? Joe? Ian? Titch? Vicky? Jen? R~S~P?
Should I leave?
oh, lol@Andy

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:48 am:

I'm here! LOLOLOLOLOL
and laughing!
and bored!LOL
eh dear...

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:56 am:

I'm off to my lunch break!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

By Andynonymous on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 12:03 pm:

Dear Cam,
can I have some of your lunch too?
I take that as a no then..
lololololololol

By Andynonymous on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 12:24 pm:

whoops.. I'm supposed to be anonymous..
ok, scrap that.
lol

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

I'm here, but not very often due to... well, things like this, actually.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

well, hope everyone has a nice time ok.
Anyway, this is supposed to be a lol topic, so hope everyone stays that way.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

I'll contribut- lol

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

what would you choose: an ape, a cow, or a tiger.
what would you choose: a fruitcake, a carrot cake or a butter cake.
what would you choose: go on the Net, watch TV or talk on the phone.
what would you choose: go to the supermarket, go to the park or dtay at home.
what would you choose: media studies, economics or maths.
what would you choose: going to the cinema alone, forcing someone to go, or not go at all.
what would you choose: sleep at 11pm, 12am or 1am.
what would you choose: a, b, or c.
what would you choose: G.C.S.E, A level, or A.S.
what would you choose: post a message to answer these questions, complain about how bad the questions are, or go to another topic.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:08 pm:

I choose a cow.
I choose a butter cake.
I choose talking on the phone.
I choose stay at home. btw dtay=stay
I choose media studies.
I choose going to the cinema alone.
I choose to sleep at 12am
I choose a
I choose A.S
I choose, well have, chosen to answer these questions.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:16 pm:

I ate a piece of chocolate just now.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:18 pm:

I choose an Ape
I choose a carrot cake without that horrid cream at the top
I choose to go on the net
I choose media studies cos that's what I'm doing anyways
I choose to go to the cinema alone
I choose a, just to do like whateva and show how original I am
I choose A.S
I choose to answer that silly thing cos I'm so bored...
Choose life, choose a future ....blah blah blah

LOL

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:20 pm:

And no, Andy, u can't have my lunch, there's no way I'm sharing that! It's too late anyways...gone

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:23 pm:

What was your lunch Cam?
oh, that does remind me of that Choose life thing. Oh, but I had not intended it to be like that.
Nice to hear your answers Cam, I'm really glad that someone actually answered!!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:26 pm:

Hey Cam, you missed out when you choose to sleep, and where you would go.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

I choose a tiger
I choose a butter cake
I choose to go on the net
I choose to go to the park
I choose maths
I choose to not go at all
I choose 1am
I choose c
I choose A-level
I choose to do anything to put off going to my coastal management lecture for a few more minutes

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:31 pm:

My lunch was that special junk donald offer: a big Mac and big fries...
Oh yeah, soz, I choose to sleep at 1am and probably stay at home,tho it depends of the day of the week, if tis a wednesday, thursday or sunday, u might see me out...I say u might!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:32 pm:

Thanks for your answers too R~S~P.
Hey, how come everyone chooses to go on the Net?
And you R~S~P, after reaching your "perfection"on the phone, shouldn't you want more?
Maths- woah, I'm just too bad at it.
Coastal management- hmm, hope you get through it and it doesn't bore you out then.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:37 pm:

I get so sleepy the next day if I sleep at 1am. Just not too nice. Oh, and stay at home- I guess it does depend. Sometimes the park is nice, to find some inner peace and calamity.. uh, I meant calmness there, not sure if that's right..
Nice big lunch you got there- now you're refreshed and charged up for the day.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

The thing with huge lunch (but that is often the only meal of my day, being too lazy to cook or even go out and get some food) is that it makes u sleep for the rest of the afternoon, not so refreshing in my case! Then i wake up again around half six or summat...

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:52 pm:

lol.. well, I guess you're right on that one. Yesterday I had the same as you, but with the coke, and even though I wasn't sleepy, I was a little sick... And yesterday, I was walking around while eating this chocolate egg, and on my second one, I felt really sleepy... but, they say that chocolate makes you stay up, so I guess I am contradicting that.
I would never be able to get through with just that. There is this sleeping thing- I get so sleepy during Biology.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 01:57 pm:

Have u ever been shopping, and caught up with a *yawning* crisis? This is weird, but it happens to me quite often, actually! I walk in the shopping centre, and yawn every 2 minutes, i just can't help it!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:01 pm:

Haha... that does happen too. I would just get so unbelievably tired like after the first hour. Have you yawned like twenty times consequtively? I'm always the one going for a rest when I'm with my friends, even though I'm usually the one with the most sleep.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:11 pm:

Aye! lol 20 times, I'm pretty sure, and it happens after a bit of shopping ! *phheww* I thought i was carrying a rare desease or summat!
I'm not getting that much sleep tho, i don't quite fancy sleeping during the day, unlike my flatmate and boyfriend (sorry Mr skrooball, I know you're gonna read this the morrow or summat ;ox)

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:18 pm:

I get like on average 6-7 hours of sleep.
I don't like afternoon naps, because in the night I find it hard to sleep until like 2am.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

Same here...
Do u have any good sites addie for me to visit?
i need to keep myself busy, at least for a few hours!
Are u living in Australia, btw?

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:32 pm:

Well, go to www.uselessknowledge.com
you actually learn some useless stuff there, but who knows? You may need it one day right?
Aussie? I used to live there, in Sydney? Do you? Where do you live in Aussie?

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:35 pm:

That's all the sites I can think of at the moment. Sorry, not got a really long list or something like a list anyway, but I hope that keeps you occupied.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:43 pm:

:*o( I've already visited this one! ah well
No no no, I'm not living in Australia, I'm in london for the moment, but I'm normally French, I think! lol well, I'm sure...
Tho I know a lot bout Australia (be prepared), I learnt it all watching Heartbreak High! LOLOLOLOL (we're in the LOL topic after all)

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:47 pm:

Oh, french... maybe I can ask u for my french couresworks then..
lololol... you know about Sydney then?

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:49 pm:

oh, what did you think about uselessknowledge then?

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:55 pm:

Sure you can ask me...if u really insist...
I'm not sure Heartbreak High took place in Sydney, did it? And I found uselessknowledge useful! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ahem

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:57 pm:

you're going all hypah!!! so, you're not that sleepy!!!
I don't need help at the moment, but I hope you're there when my next piece comes.
lol- I join you!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:00 pm:

I haven't watched Heartbreak High by the way.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:08 pm:

You dunno what u're missing out!
NO, no, i just pretended to go all Hypah...
I'm all quiet in fact...drinking loatsa water! (sponge effect) LOL
Are you doing media studies then? I wanna get rid of those...*sigh*

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:10 pm:

True, if it's her I would prefer the phone. But normally the Internet. And I'm on the break in my lecture. Am I going back for the second half? Am I bollocks like....

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:11 pm:

Nope, I don't do Media, but a couple of my friends do, and apparently they keep on having to stay after school to do re-tests.. that isn't too encouraging sounding right?
Talking about water, I'm going to get some now..lol... sponge effect huh? lolol

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:13 pm:

How's the lecture, you haven't drifted to sleep yet though R~S~P.
And Cam, do tell me what I'm missing.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:18 pm:

what do you want to get rid of Cam?

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:18 pm:

Sponge effect, aye, when u eat and then drink, the food absorbs the water and it makes yer belly go all big for a minute! LOL I think I'm making that up...
And you are missing Callan Mulvay...LOL

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:21 pm:

Hey, tell me more about it then..lol.
doesn't your body absorb the water? ok, that was from bio.. hey are you camisole, sorry that just came up just now out of nowhere.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

I should have been back in my lecture four minutes ago. Looks like I'm missing the second half....

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:23 pm:

Shouldn't you be making a dash then?
Or is it that boring?

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

It really is that boring. If I hear one more word about the feeding techniques of Macoma baltica, I shall scream. WE KNOW HOW THEY FEED, DR NEV JONES, WE KNOW HOW THEY FEED.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:34 pm:

Oh, is it one of those 'let the prof. blab on' lessons? My chem teacher does that.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:34 pm:

LOL Yup I'm Camisole, but I was Camden at first, Cammy, Cam, Cameleon, Camera...Wateva...hehe just pay attention to the 3 first letters, if u want...
Heartbreak High is just an entertaining sitcom, with nice actors, and soapy scenario...

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:36 pm:

Oh, and it's even worse when the prof. has a boring low tone voice.

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:39 pm:

Oh, no wonder, you keep posting pics of food in the chat!! I like Cam the most, simplest it is!! lol.. what is Heartbreak High from? England?

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:39 pm:

He's quite energetic actually, but it's a really boring lecture and WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE! Anyway, I didn't go back so no worries....

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:42 pm:

Well, that's good R~S~P. I just hope that i can skive all my Bio and Chem lessons..
We refer back to enzymes all the time in Bio.. I thought we finished when we left digestion, but, you need them for respirstion!! lol

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:44 pm:

respirstion=respiration.

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:49 pm:

Oh lol, I was wondering where u had seen me as Camisole, aye I prefer Cam as well, but some evil spirit logged in as Cam, b4 me...
And i type the burger when i mean bugger, but that's a kind of private joke, I'm afraid!
Heartbreak High takes place in Melbourne, i think!

By indigo on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:53 pm:

i fucking hate biology. i am currently sat in the 6th form computer room skiving off a lesson about ecosystems!

By indigo on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:54 pm:

actually, my bus leaves at 4 pm, i'd better go! shit!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:55 pm:

lol.. arrghh,, someone had to swear... lol..
oh, but you and me always go on at diff. times. lol
Is the Heartbreak High about college love life or something?

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:07 pm:

oooops Soz! ;o)
I didn t mean to be rude at all...
I used to spend my nights on BC, but that was a few years ago! LOLOLOL (we're still in the LOL topic, just a reminder, not that what i said was fun ...)
And you are right, about Heartbreaker! Tho i found there was a lot of drug, death and stuffs in that one!

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:11 pm:

No, wasn't you, you weren't rude.. no one was.. lol.
so it is a british thing right? what books do you like then?

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:16 pm:

and back to the BC evil spirit logging as u, isn;t there a password tho? lol anyway. let us keep lol-ing

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:22 pm:

There is a password, but the chat used to be a different one, it's down at the moment, and someone went on that replacement chat b4 me and logged in as Cam, with wateva password!
And Heartbreak is an Aussie thing!!! lol
What books do I like....ermm, I like french literature, classic authors like Musset ( I love him), Zola, Camus...I have troubles appreciating contemporary authors :o(
How about you?

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:26 pm:

Oh Oh, boss has declared a meeting in a minute...brb

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:31 pm:

But you are Camisole right? Cos that's who i'd seen.
Oh lol.. Aussie thing.. I should've guessed...lol.
woah.. sounds sophisticated there- your authors..
mine? Well, I don't know, nothing as classic as yours- I don't have any- i hate to say that but that's true.. i was hoping that you would reccomend some *simpler* books, as in not that classic, lol..I'm just not that good with thick books

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:34 pm:

Oh yes, I need to get some water to drink. I nearly forgot about that..lololol

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:46 pm:

Back to your names Cam, I think all of them are pretty nice apart from Camera..lol..that was a bit ott...

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:50 pm:

And all this time I am drinking my jelly juice, Cam is having a meeting..

By Wateva on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:54 pm:

I'll have a meeting with my jelly juice bottle on what to do in the meantime then..lol

By Cam on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 05:15 pm:

lol I'm back...
well I'm escaping the meeting, it's boring...we need to work more, blah blah blah...They can count on me...

By evil_eye on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 06:35 pm:

lol

By Wateva on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 04:05 am:

lol again

By Wateva on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 04:10 am:

This topic has gained a life of its own and managed to roam through so many topics in the short 5 hours since being started.

By Cam on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 09:56 am:

LOLOLOLOL
back
LOLOLOLOL

By Wateva on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 12:15 pm:

lol, nice to have you back Cam.

By Wateva on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 02:27 pm:

lol

By gfi on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 08:17 pm:

I know I'm kinda late to answer this, but anyway I'm bored and need a rest so....

I choose a tiger
I choose a chocolate cake (even though that was not a choice!lol)
I choose going on the net
I choose to stay home
I choose media studies
I choose to go to the cinema alone
I choose to sleep at 1am (and even later if I could!)
I choose b
I choose A level
I choose to thank Wateva for this silly but amusing questions....J and stop doing so many college reports!

By Wateva on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 02:38 am:

Maybe I should make some ammendments:
for q.1- added option is a pig
for q.2- added option is a chocolate cake
for q.3- added option is playing computer game
for q.4- added option is forcing your way through a friend's house
for q.5- added option is psychology
for q.6- added option is buy the movie and watch it at home
for q.7- added option is 2am and 3am
for q.8- added option is d
for q.9- added option is no exam
for q10- added option is to make up your own set of questions.
There, more choice available, and thanks to gfi for answereing those silly but amusing questions.

By evil_eye on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 08:36 am:

you could choose to go to bed at 3am and in your media studies exam say "there is no stereoytping in the media and ALL newspapers are free of bias comments and all programmes cater for a wide variety of audiences. Genre's don't exist."

and perhaps get a U.
lol @ me roflmao for no reason but boredom lol

By Wateva on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 05:33 am:

lol

By Wateva on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 04:52 pm:

lol again.

By Wateva on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 04:55 pm:

thanks to evil_eye for his interesting interpretation of the questions.

By Wateva on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 04:59 pm:

I think that should've gotten an A* as it would have saved the examiners from reading any further, as they would have read many papers all trying to answer the question in the same way.
lol

By Wateva on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

anyone got any jokes? Haven't heard any for a while.
The Easter holiday is passing by s slowly that it might as well be going backwards. Time seems to pass so slowly, especially when you don't have a lot to do.
Maybe some more people should think of questions to ask so people won't be feeling so bored.
Anyway, don't think anyone will by the looks of it. I only hope that no one is as bored as I am at the moment.
lol again, even though it wasn't anything too funny.
lol

By evil_eye on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 10:04 pm:

lol. the easter holidays have only just started for me, and already i'm suffering from severe teenage angst and depression (roflmao). ah well, lol.
as for jokes, hmm...knock knock...(to be cont.)
an a* you say? lol !! d'ya think i should rick it in my exam and risk getting u's thus not being able to go to uni, staying at home , getting a crapy job before getting booted on the streets and commiting suicide?lol

By Wateva on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 04:34 am:

I don't know much about the media thing, although I've done those newspapers, and there is a lot of bias.. what would be a better answer tho? that is beyond my understanding.. but it might entertain the examiners as I say.. lol, but right, you shouldn't risk it..
How long is your Easter then? Mine is a good lng two weeks.. and lots of hwk..
and I look forward to hearing the next part of the joke.. "who's there?"

By lukas on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 09:27 am:

I've heard this one.

By evil_eye on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 09:59 am:

answer: "Me" (to be cont.)
a better answer?..hmm...well, if i was to put my media brain in gear it would be lots of recent examples of newspaper reports where there have been bias comments, the effects of this on the reader (refering to lots of boring media theory), a bit on pro's and con's of this type of reporting and again effects (zzzzzzzz), and lots more tosh after that......but i want to just write "you know the answer , so do i so gimme an A bitch", but i don't think that would work ! i got 2 weeks aswell...but loadsa coursework that should have been handed in weeks ago, plus the looming a-levels which are too far away to think 'oh they will be over soon' and too near to say 'ah, sod that for now' which really pisses me off.

By evil_eye on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 10:01 am:

oh, lol!!

By Wateva on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 11:37 am:

lol...I don't think that would work, and maybe you would end up like you had said previously.. well the con's- reader doesn't get a clear view of the incident, pro's- I don't know.maybe talking about films would be more fun? Talking about that I need to write about the theme of a book for Eng...got exams in May.. I take in info the best when someone reads it to me.. but I choose say your latter option. oh yes, lol!
anyway, "Me who?"

By Si on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 03:11 pm:

I have a joke that my boss told me. I don't think any of you listen to Wogan in the morning, so you might not have heard it.

There was an Engishman, Irishman and a Scotsman sitting in a bar, having a drink, talking about their kids. The Englishman says "Y'know, my son was born on St. George's day, so we called him George."
The Scotsman says "That's quite a coincedence, my son was born on St. Andrew's day, that's why we named him Andrew."
The Irishman nodded knowingly and replied "Well, that's just amazing. You're not gonna believe this, but the same thing happened with my son..."
















"Pancake."

By Big Brett on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 11:17 pm:

Well your boss is a wanker
I was born on St Bretts Day!
St Brett is the patron of Huddersfield!

By nat on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 01:18 am:

hey bretty, how been from wherever you went?

By Wateva on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 09:56 am:

Haven't heard that before.

By Cam on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 10:29 am:

LOL
*is back from Ireland*
LOL

By The Lad {Micky} on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:25 am:

Listen up, yeah, Leeds are CRAP! Man United=NOT crap, except Beckham - he's a c*nt (sorry ladies) and married to a shit crap slag. Overrated lad too - put a hard man on him and he cant do a thing yeah - example Roberto Carlos quitened him well and truly -he just crosses a ball - that's it - cant even go past a player. Let's face it, Skillz is the way forward - you want examples, yeah? English power head the ball football players - Kanu, Romario, Djalminha, Rivaldo, Van Basten, Bergkamp, Maradona, Waddle/Hoddle, Le Tissier, Aimar, Zidane, Georghe Hagi, Mustapha Haji, Denilson, and of course Ronaldo ...to mention only a few.Do you know how to play football with skill? 360 degree move by Romario, the JJ Okacha move by Djalminha, Triple stepover by Denilson...or yours truly. Watch us lads play football and learn how to play a beautiful game, yeah. Don't get me wrong, Man U are beloved to me, but they copped a bollocking, let's face it.
And hello to all the sexy Coping birds.

By Dave Hedgehog on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 11:23 pm:

Nevermind

By King Sarki on Monday, June 17, 2002 - 07:18 pm:

PISS OFF HEDGEHOG! You repetitive lump of moldy cocksnot!