So, I was wondering, or I just like to talk rather, more then I care what all of you have to say(kiding! So who are your five favourite vocalists, broken up into male and female(get it, five and five..ten, the topic name...forget it)

I'll go:
Men:

1 Morrisey
2 Thom Yorke
3 Stuart Murdoch
4 David Bowie
5 Jeff Buckley

Women:

1 Elisabeth Fraser
2 Tracey Thorne
3 Bjork
4 Cat Power(dont remember her real name)
5 Pj Harvey

(I leave Ani Difranco off, because while I like her music,kind of, she in general annoys me, ALOT)

By ZACH+---- on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 04:02 am:

Male

1. Thom York
2. Robert Plant
3. Mick Jagger
4. Richard Thompson
5. Damon Albarn

Female

1. Joni Mitchell
2. Madonna
3. Sandy Denny
4. Bjork
5. Damon Albarn

(This list changes frequently)

By Alex on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 05:26 am:

Zach(sword) you like Madonna? She is one of my guilty pleasures, oh yes, when I get Ray Of Light going in my system, there's no stopping me! I ask you, is The Imaculate Collection not one of the greatest Best Of's ever?

By Paige on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 02:30 pm:

lol@Alex and Zach.

Male
1. Tony Bennett (sorry)
2. Thom Yorke
3. Jim Morrison
4. John Sebastin
5. Fran Healy

Female
1. Diana Krall
2. Joan Baez
3. Ella Fitzgerald
4. Bjork
5. Chrissy Hinde (not sure on the correct spelling)

By TobyZ on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 03:02 pm:

Female:
1. Amy Grant
2. Patsy Cline
3. Elton John
4. Aretha Franklin
5. Belinda Carlisle


Male
1. Robert Plant
2. David Bowie
3. Robert Goulet (Seriously!)
4. Damon
5. Sting

By TobyZ on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 03:04 pm:

And Paige, seeing as you put Fran on your list and you live in the neighborhood, did you see Travis at the Qwest?

By Paige on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

Yes! Yes I did. Well, some of it anyways. Some idiot stepped on my foot and broke two of my toes. So one of my friends and I went in the back where they have the chairs, over by the pilliars y'know? But with all the people around, we couldn't see a damn thing anyways, and it was near the end so we just left.

Were you at it?

By TobyZ on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 05:03 pm:

I was at both shows. The one last spring and the one this past fall. We were two of the tall guys in the middle of the main floor blocking the view of everybody behind us.

You may have noticed my buddy Eric. He was the douche who kept checking his Indiglow Watch every five fricken minutes.

By Paige on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 06:43 pm:

lol. Doesn't ring a bell. I was more up front anyways.

By ZACH+---- on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 08:50 pm:

Yes Alex...Madonna is class

By someone who isn't on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 08:58 pm:

No, elton john is a much better female vocalist than Amy Grant.

By indigo on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 09:13 pm:

mm, just male I think, I don't like many female singers for some reason:

1.David Bowie
2.Thom Yorke
3.James Dean Bradfield
4.Brian Molko
5.Damon Albarn

By Si on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 09:34 pm:

Female:

1. Belinda Butcher
2. Belinda Carlisle
3. Sheryl Crow
4. Kim Deal
5. Mackenzie Lynn Burkhammer

Male:

1. Joakim Berg
2. Kevin Shields
3. Mark Morriss
4. Damon Albarn
5. Johnny Rzeznik

By Jo on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 09:36 pm:

Kylie Minogue
Brian Molko
Mark E. Smith
Bryan Adams
Michael Lloyd
Tanya Donelly
James Taylor
David Pirner
Spider Stacy
Belinda Carlisle

Not in any order whatsoever.

By Jo on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 09:37 pm:

Couldn't even it out as five and five.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 12:15 am:

Paige, sucks about the toes. That's why I always wear Steel Toe shoes to concerts.

And they don't just make them in boots. I've got a pair of Steel Toe dress Oxfords, which I thought was the coolest pair of shoes ever, but then somebody on coping who shall remain stereonameless told me she has a pair of Steel Toe Penny Loafers, which is certainly cooler. If only I'd gotten the Steel Toe Hush Puppies. . .

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 12:17 am:

And two others admit to loving Belinda Carlisle! HaHa! We are certainly near the end of civilization as we know it.

What's next? Somebody besides me admitting they're a Nelson fan?

By alex on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:26 am:

Oh Toby, you've reached new hights of respect from me! Patsy is my god, what more could one want? Amazing music, angellic voice, and a death at 32 that would make anyone a legend!

Also, Indigo, I too share your devotion to James Dean Bradfield. Do you have "Know Your Enemy" yet? If not I'd assume your in the states as am I, which it looks like we're going to be waiting till the end of April, if not later. *sad puppy face*

Zach, "Nothing really matters" Just remember that when you have one of your miserable attempts at spelling.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:41 am:

Alex, pity you didn't put your god Ms. Cline on your favorites list then, isn't it?

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:43 am:

And Alex, your penance shall be ten "Walkin' After Midnight's" and one "Back in Baby's Arms".

By alex on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:52 am:

I did'nt think she'd be apropriate on the list, at first I had her at four, then five, then I thought of others and realised her voice did'nt get me as much as the others, so 'nuff said.

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 03:44 am:

Ahhh! Toby! I still have my Nelson CD. lol.

North St. Paul eh? You're like, a hop skip and a jump away from me. I think anyway. North St. Paul doesn't tell me much. I don't know the difference between my ass and my elbow when it comes to St. Paul Small world.


Damn you Simon. I should've known. lol.

Paige - Tomorrow. 7:15ish. What do you have going on? Wanna meet me at everyone's home away from home?

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 06:09 am:

Alex, if I was to say that somebody was my god, which I don't, but if I did, I'd probably put that person pretty high on my list. I'd like to hear more about this greek mytholigical type multiple god system you've got going.

And Kenz, sorta by Maplewood Mall, if that helps any.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 06:10 am:

Nelson Rocks.

By caramel on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 01:56 pm:

Kenz can sing?
God help us all. Lol. ;o)

By Paige on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 04:00 pm:

lol. Simon may be a bit biased because he's the one sleeping with Kenzie, but you know, she doesn't have a bad voice at all.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 04:41 pm:

Don't even tell me the great Si lives in forsaken Minnesota!

By Cam on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 04:44 pm:

*don't think so* or he might just have moved...

By indigo on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 05:26 pm:

hey Alex - no, I'm a little Brit girl, who got KYE the day it was out, went to see them in concert at Brixton Academy last Friday (oh my GOD that was a brilliant gig) and is currently wearing a Miss Europa Disco Dancer/Braindead Motherfucker t-shirt and Know Your Enemy sweater. aahhhhhh

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 06:03 pm:

lol. Not yet. Too bad we didn't know you lived her earlier though Toby. He was here for 2 weeks over christmas. And he'll be back at the end of June for another 2 weeks.

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 06:05 pm:

And No! I couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.

Ah... I know where the maplewood mall is Toby. Gotcha.

By Si on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

Paige! Did you have to come right out and say it like that? haha.. jeez, I think I may be in trouble with the family now.

You have a wonderful voice Kenz. I wish you'd sing to me more often.. and a bit louder too :o)

By nittaya on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 09:49 pm:

aw, love blossoms...

urgh. ah, who am i kidding? that's sweet, really, though almost sickeningly. sigh. it's exciting... with the british board runner find his true love in the american mac? time, reveal your secrets!

~ until then, i bid you all a wonderful day & many many smiles! ~
nat.

By Si on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 10:49 pm:

It's not blossoming.. it's already come into full bloom. In fact, it's wilted, died, decomposed and grown again. I just killed the romance, didn't I?
Btw, the dying thing - not literal, just giving the sense of time. It's been a constant thing.

By alex on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:50 am:

Toby, calm down! I call no one my god, not in a serious manner anyway. I was just overexaggerating, christ can I get away with nothing?

By ZACH+----- on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 03:27 am:

the answer is no... my spelling will never get by and neither will exageration

By TobyZ on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:04 am:

"Patsy is my god, what more could one want?"

Seems like the person you wrote this about deserves to be on your favorites list, that's all. How're we supposed to understand the way you really feel about stuff if you don't say what you mean? : )

And surely Ms. Cline's greatness needs no exaggeration.

By Paige on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:30 am:

Si, you have to be kidding. There is no way that your family would think, that you flew all the way over here to see Kenz, for 2 weeks and not have slept with her? Give them a little credit! haha.

Want me to really embarass you though? hehe. Naw. I'm too tired to be naughty. It gets me all hyper and I'll never make it to bed. Oh hell. Just a little something or I'll feel I've missed an opportunity. What kind of a geek tucks in their pj top into the pants? lol. I'll give you a little hint Si. You could be anyone. ANYONE very sexy. It wouldn't matter who you are. That is NOT sexy. haha. OK, to make you feel better, I'll let you in on a secret. Kenz finds it endearing in a weird kind of way, though she would never tell you that cos she wouldn't want to encourage you.

Kenz is at my place now though. We're eating pretzels and watching tv. Its kind of funny. Every position she lays in, my dog lays in. Its entertaining in a "things I find in my navel" kind of way. (If that makes any sense) She told me to tell you to not make everyone puke Si. haha. You guys are kind of weird like that. Take your valentine's day gift for example. You got her this really nice card telling her how much she means to you etc. (can I get "awwww" here?) and then you gave her this ugly little troll thing that swears at people on the road. That says it all to me. I WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT!!!

I now hate you both. heh

By TobyZ on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 04:46 am:

What kind of geek wears pajamas, period?

By Butter~Girl on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 05:53 am:

What was that famous remark Marilyn Monroe made about what she wore in bed? "Chanel Number 5"? Or am I wrong?

Oh, & Toby. Sorry for my cringey email.

By Si on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 08:10 am:

Hey Paige, what happened to "Want me to really embarass you though? hehe. Naw." ? Damn you! Haha.
Has Kenz told you what my parents bought me (us) for Christmas? I don't think they thought I was going there for the snow either.

The PJs were slightly on the large side, and it was COLD! It was all I could to to ensure they didn't slip down in front of her mother.. jeez. This topic seems to come up once a month with us. I know how she feels about it.. it's no secret. This summer's gonna be different anyway.. it'll be too hot for PJs.
(Uh-oh, is that gonna make everyone puke?)

By TobyZ on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 08:39 am:

Not if If we all think of Kenzie.

By caramel on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 10:34 am:

Lol@ Paige.
We need to talk. We could have heaps of fun laughing at these two. *hahah*
Just make sure Kenz stays away from anyone near the elk river. Lol.
Si and Kenz, you know who you are dealing with now, start running. Lol.
Don't worry, I wont be mean. just sit back....this wont hurt a bit......

By caramel on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 10:39 am:

Don't worry Kenz and Si, I'm joking. :o)

By Paige on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 02:20 pm:

lol. Yup. She told me everything I could get out of her anyways Si. There's this great thing I learned about Kenz way back in the day on a confirmation retreat. If she's tired enough, she'll tell you anything.
Wanna know something that sucks Si? I won't be here when you're here this summer. I'm going to Italy. oh well. Another time.

Sara right? Kenz told me a lot about you.

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 05:03 pm:

*waves* can we stop talking about Si and I's relationship now? haha

By TobyZ on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 09:07 pm:

No

Is Si a Kliesdale or a show pony?

By Si on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 09:22 pm:

She's not answering that.

By caramel on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 10:33 pm:

Umm, should I be worried Paige?...Lol..:o)

By nat on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:00 pm:

i'm confused. so did the two of you have a relationship first, and THEN Si went over just to see her? wow. the first true coping romance!
(aw, kenzie, you guys are FAMOUS! ~ so there's no way we'll stop yet, what with all the questions... although we shouldn't pry, i understand)

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:09 pm:

LOL. He's mine. Lets just leave it at that.

*grins*

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:17 pm:

No worries Sara. Like I'd ever say anything about your aussie self. I lurve yas. You amuse the hell out of me.

And.. yeah. Thats basically it Nat.

By Si on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:27 pm:

And she's mine. Anyone try and contest the fact, and I'll.. just.. get really mad.

Nat, it was more of a Blurchat romance, but since I guess we're both Copers too.. we're both.

Paige, I'm quite relieved you're not gonna be there. I dread to think what else Kenz has told you. Oh, the embarassment..

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - 11:55 pm:

Psh. Nobody in their right mind would want me Si. I think you're safe. Toby can be the first one to tell you you're nuts. haha.

By Paige on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 04:22 am:

Kenzie Kenzie. So modest.

By TobyZ on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

Yeah Si, while your billions of miles away (give or take a few) I'm talking your sweet Kenzie into going to a Placebo concert where I'm sure I'll have no trouble wooing her away from you! Ha Ha!

By Kenzie on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 02:32 pm:

LOL

By The Occifer on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 03:59 pm:

I hear she likes men in nice, tight, tucked-in pyjamas, Toby zed...

Just a seductive hint, my man.

By Lilest Kitten on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:05 pm:

Micky is such an animal he just refuses to wear anything to bed at all and scratches around all night in his sleep. Its very disgusting and i cant beleive that i hacked it for so long. BEWARE GIRLS, HE MIGHT COME ACROSS AS AN IDEAL MAN BUT DONT FALL FOR HIS TRICKS OK?
*Angie*

By Kenzie on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:38 pm:

I don't like it.... Thats the point! lol. Its just funny that he keeps insisting on doing it!

By Kenzie on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:54 pm:

Paige Brienne! You never told me that you were planning to spend a bit of quality time with Mr. Brian Greubber this weekend. He's finally worn you down eh? Have you guys actually seen eachother ever since I introduced you at the PMC? You sort of came up in conversation today. Well, he asked me exactly which roads to take to your place cos you can never remember street names. haha. I love that kid! He cracks me up. Let me know how it goes!

And just to embarass you publicly, he said you were the epicenter of his every desire. hehe. Just returning the favor! *grins*

By Paige on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 07:43 pm:

lol. You ass! Umm.. yeah. I ran into him once at Williamson and he asked me for my number. Like a little over 2 weeks ago.

I talked to him today too. Said you were making fun of his legs cos they're whiter than crisco? haha.

By Si on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 08:36 pm:

It's only a few thousand miles.. I can be there in a matter of hours.
Nah, I trust her. She loves me.. you don't have a chance, Tobez.

And Kenz.. I only did it a few times.. like when we were walking around and stuff. It was different in bed, wasn't it?

By Kenzie on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

uhhh....... yes?

By Si on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 08:48 pm:

Don't play innocent. You're just trying to make fun of me :o(

By TobyZ on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 09:14 pm:

Little do you know she just asked me out to a movie : P

By TobyZ on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 09:15 pm:

And I may not have a dorky pair of PJ's, but I have some sweat pants I can nearly pull up to my chin 'Ed Grimly' style!

Not that I'd sleep in them. Geez, man. Briefs only.

By Si on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 09:33 pm:

She's at work though.. and she isn't exactly available to see movies right now either..

By Kenzie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 02:27 am:

I didn't ask you OUT! lol. How many female friends do you have Toby? Do you consider every outing with them a date? Quit trying to get me into trouble!

By Kenzie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 02:28 am:

Well... I didn't exactly know what you were implying si! lol. You know what I'm talking about....

By Paige on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 04:45 am:

Kenz, I have to admit. The more tired you are, the more interesting you get especially when you combine yours and Skwid's powers.

I particularly found the part about the whole thing... well. The part that went " Not so much like feeding a bulemic vegiterian girl a 3 course meal. Main dish: Sirloin steak. Medium rare. But more like feeding a starving child by shoving food up its ass." I mean. I don't really know what you guys were talking about. But I'm amused at least. And I see Skwid was printed in the Net part of the daily again. Tell him I liked what he said about Noogies.

By Kenzie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 06:32 am:

Yeah. Well. It doesn't matter anyhow now does it? He's scraping it until he finds something better, faster, smoother, sleeker, and dare I say it.... sexier.

lol. Yeah well, that was 2 hours ago. It took me 8 mins to come up with a more intelligent word for "do-able." You can't look up "do-able" in your thesaurus. Which you would be able to if I wrote a thesaurus. But highly unlikely since the word I was trying to think of for so long was "possible." I just don't function at this hour. Its sad.

By TobyZ on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 12:19 pm:

LOL! I never ever said it would be a DATE. Maybe it's a little Freudian Slip on your part that you thought that ; )

But you WERE angeling towards me and you seeing the NME at the Gate movie. And I still haven't said no. Maybe I was just more in the mood at that particular moment to see that new movie with Ashley Judd where she's doing cheerleader moves in a tank top and panties! Yeah.

By Kenzie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 01:49 pm:

lol. Just covering my bases Toby. Wouldn't want Si to get the wrong idea.

Pffft! Chick flick! Go find yourself a gay man to see the likes of that with! haha

By TobyZ on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 01:56 pm:

I think by definition, gay men wouldn't be too interested in seeing Ashley Judd in a tight little tank top and panties.

They'd probably more likely want to see a movie with two soldiers trying to 'spray' each other with their big long guns : )

By Kenzie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 04:25 pm:

lol. I was thinking more along the lines of that guy who co-stars with ashley judd. And lets face it. Gay men want to be ashley judd in that movie for that reason.

By Paige on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 04:41 pm:

Thats sad Kenz. Lol. And yeah. I think sexier works pretty well given the context. haha.

I'm supposed to ask you about the "legendary" asparagus children concert. lol. I don't know what this means, but its coming from Aaron. I'm sure you have some sort of clue.

I'll pray for you this weekend Kenz. haha.

By TobyZ on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 09:44 pm:

Well, I wouldn't mind being Ashley Judd for 2 hours.

Not in that movie though. Alone, in the shower, with mirrors. . .

; )

By A very VERY Tired Kenzie on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 04:06 am:

Alright Toby. lol. We don't need particulars.

Oh god paige. THAT is a long story. I don't have the strength.

I've been on airplanes for the last 3 weekends in a row now! I'm tired, I'm cranky, and for some reason, I'm craving radishes. I have to spend all of tomorrow in a nursing home with my grandma, and get along with my sister. I'm gonna die!

By Kenzie on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 09:06 pm:

Consider me entertained. I was at the nursing home this morning. And I was sitting in my grandma's room visiting, and watching this old guy out in the hall pick his nose and show what he'd excavated to everyone passing by.

And thats all

By TobyZ on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 10:40 pm:

I'm not prone to it, but if that's what your into. . . I could do some excavating for you.

By Kenzie on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 02:50 am:

lol. Thats very sweet Toby. I think....... maybe not. hmm.

Its so hot down here! My cousin Rick refuses to turn on the friggin' AC! Cheap bastard! The office floor is hard wood and cool though. So while my cousin Mark was doing stuff on the pute I laid on the floor and colored in my new Scooby-Doo coloring book. Coloring rules.

Tonight is prom night at Reitz high school. (In Evansville, IN, where I am presently) We were thinking about going to buy beer and then selling it to high school students for $5 a can. lol. But naw. My step-cousin Amanda is a senior this year. Mark knows where she's gonna be in about 20 mins since he knows all of their plans. Amanda had begged him to go as her friend's date (Who, by the way had asked 12, yes 12 guys to be her date and was turned down by every one of them. Which is such a strange thing cos apparently she's FUN. And we all know what that means. Down here its basically that she has no teeth and her mamma was a goat. Yes. A goat.) Shame he passed such a gem like her up. With her being 17, FUN.......and stuff, and him being a senior in college and all. Lol. Anyways, we're gonna go out and embarass the hell out of Amanda and then go see the late night showing of Enemy at the Gates.

Have a good one all.

By TobyZ on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 05:14 am:

Daaaaaaamn Si! What a sad way to find out I won't be seeing NME at the Gate with your girlfriend : (

Maybe I should buy a van and paint it up to look like The Mystery Machine. . .

By Si on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 03:19 pm:

I know, but the fact remains that she's still going to see a movie with Jude Law in.

Colouring isn't the same using Paint Shop pro. A few clicks and it's done.

By Fried~Butter on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 06:01 pm:

Vivien Leigh
Anne Frank
Bjork
Sylvia Plath
Frances Farmer
Marilyn Monroe

These aren't all singers of course, but a passel of groovy iconoclastic chicks.

I'd better not include males, or this list would disrupt your continuity (Si, Kenzie, Page, Tobee) & go on ad infinitum. There are too many heavenly male specimens in the world to list.

By TobyZ on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 06:44 pm:

Maybe I'll invite her over to watch Gattaca then ; )

By R~S~P on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 09:56 pm:

Top vocalists:

Number 1: Fried~Butter.

And that's it.

By Kenzie on Sunday, April 8, 2001 - 11:04 pm:

Damnit Toby. You said MAYBE. I can't wait around for maybe! Not when Markey and I needed something to do to keep us off the streets AND my mom paid for it (not to mention the popcorn and slushy thingies that turn your tongue a delightful color of purple). Sorry. I wanna go see Along Came a Spider though. The one with Morgan Freeman in it. I'd go with you to see *that* if you wanted..... Let me know. =)

(What the hell is Gattaca?)

Si - its not my fault that Jude Law is such a beautiful man. Although if it was.... the rest of the world would be thanking me. hmmm..

Anyhoo

I'M HOME AGAIN! Its a good thing. I'm so tired that I might just have to sit on my ass all evening. Oh wait, I was gonna do that anyhow. Interesting how that works out.
You can't get a direct flight into e'ville and so you have to take a airlink to detroit... and the turbulance was so bad nearly everyone (including me) almost had to use the "motion discomfort" bag for its God-given function. I just started to feel better like a half an hour ago. euch. I'm sure you're all glad I shared.

By Kenzie on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 12:17 am:

I got my cousin to scan this pic for me. Look Everyone. Wasn't Paige cuuuutteee? hehe.

By Kenzie on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 12:21 am:

Not that she isn't now... she just looks different. Older and stuff.

By Paige on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 03:34 am:

Oh god. Remind me to kick your ass next time I see you. lol. Did you have to use THAT picture!?! I hate that picture! grrrrr... haha

By Micky The Lad on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 04:43 am:

What a shitload of bollox.

By TobyZ on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 10:23 am:

Wow! She's really hot, and not JUST in that evil Children of the Corn kinda way.

By Kenzie on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 01:40 pm:

Aww Micky, you're just mad cos you got rejected.

lol@Toby

By Fried~Butter on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 01:42 pm:

Super~Boy/Groovy Representative of the Male Sex:
R~S~P.

By the way, what on EARTH is with some of the (to my mind) unexpectedly horrific lists you people have come up with on this page? SURELY you must be either A) joking or B) suggesting candidates for your nearest Friendly Neighbourhood Suicide Center.

By indigo on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 07:31 pm:

wow, Paige is glowing!

By Paige on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 07:58 pm:

Apparently I reflect light or something. Maybe I should lay off the shampoo that helps make your hair shiny. I look like one of those people in a "sex can wait" ads. Maybe thats why my Grandma liked this pic the best.

By TobyZ on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:06 pm:

I'd like to think that the light is emanating from you.

By R~S~P on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:15 pm:

Maybe she ate too much Ready~brek.

By Si on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:50 pm:

Or perhaps no-one told her that uranium is not a toy.

Only kidding. Kenz was right, yer pretty cute. I'm not so sure about the eyebrow ring and stuff though.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:24 am:

"and stuff"?

This could be good!

Kindly spill Si : )

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:27 am:

And did everybody know that if you 'right click' your mouse on Paige's picture that you can set her as your wallpaper?

hehe

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:41 am:

I already have sexy wallpaper. She's fairly naked, and looking coquettishly over her shoulder. In black and white. She also has the most wonderfully tousled hair. I'd post it here, but I don't know how.

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:51 am:

She took the brow ring out. But she has a little goldfish tattooed on the fleshier part of her back.

Thats about it.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:59 am:

Fleshier part of her back? Ya mean like her butt?

Post a picture!

By Paige on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:05 am:

Lol... umm.. while I'm very flattered Toby, STOPPIT! Please.... You're going to make trying to be friends with you very uncomfortable if you keep this up. Ok?

And its the area right above my ass. Right side.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 04:53 am:

* whistling at you like a construction worker *

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:53 pm:

Could that picture be any more sickeningly wholesome? I mean, I'm sure you're a lovely person, but come on! You look like a picture cut from a pamphlet extolling the virtues of a religious holiday retreat!

'Come to Homelands, a place to enjoy your holiday under the welcoming gaze of God and have photos taken that are so revoltingly sweet it makes anyone looking at them immediately vomit green bile'.

Me? In a bad mood because I missed an important call last night? I think not...

By rob on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:30 pm:

Chris, you mean a bit like this?

By rob on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:39 pm:

That was about the wall paper you have, not the holiday camp.

By Paige on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:59 pm:

If you didn't notice chris, I did say I hate that picture. But its the one my grandma liked.... I'm sorry! lol.
Toby, stop. Seriously. Its not funny.

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 07:54 pm:

Yeah Rob, that's the kind of thing...

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:34 am:

I'm amused. And those of you who talked to me regularly last semester know why. Not to mention that Dr. Laura is total unprofessional bigot.

My roomate Katie sent this to me:

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and
cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr.Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet:

Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how
do I tell ? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of
mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some room for negotiation here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan


hehe.

By Butter~Twirré on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 01:32 pm:

That indeed gave me a giggle, Kenzie. More importantly, it makes many valid points. Was it Shakespeare who wrote that "Satan himself could quote the Bible to prove his point"?
I've gotten through 12 years of schooling and successfully avoided reading Shakespeare, so I'm absolutely no expert.

"Rob" ~ who ever you are, was that some deliberate attempt to antagonise me, putting my photo here? Coz it worked. Congratulations!!

By Kenzie on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

You are correct.

By rob on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 05:20 pm:

I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to upset you. And I think you might know who I am.

By nit on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 10:16 pm:

what picture?

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 10:25 pm:

It's gone. You missed a treat.

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 06:21 am:

Well, they missed a giggle any way.
Thanks for saying sorry, Rob, but no, I still haven't any idea who you are.

By rob on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:59 am:

You were very sexy in the photo, even though you weren't showing off your breasts or arse. There are a number of signals to give the opposite sex if you want to attract them.
The useful blatant body language to use includes:
Simply having your head bent over, exposing your neck, shows that you like another person sexually... it stems from basic animal instincts.
Looking directly into my eyes ( well, the camera).
Pouting slightly.
Touching yourself anywhere, especially the face or head.

All these can make up a sexy pose and you managed to make most of them the main focus of that photo.

Obviously, it helps to get these right if you desperately want to shag the guy holding the camera because you do it naturally. That however, that is a different issue.

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:51 pm:

That's all extremely flattering (if it's not meant to be sarcastic), but I still don't see why you think I ought to know who you are. The part about "touching yourself anywhere" being appealing sounds eerily familiar.

I might know who you are, yes. You're not really called Rob, are you?

Write to me if I'm wrong. Please.

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:54 pm:

Darn, I DID enter my email address then.

beestung30@hotmail.com

By R~S~P on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:23 pm:

*Jealousy*

By Paige on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 02:47 am:

Simon - Kenz's new ride kicks ass. And I'm supervising her tonight so not to worry. lol. We are now off to Billy's B&G and then probably Avant. We's just gonna hang out and talk tonight. Well, maybe she is. She hasn't shut up since she walked in the door. heh Later!

By Si on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:01 pm:

Thanks Paige :o) I'm really looking forward to a ride in her car.. hehe.

By Kenzie on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

zuh? *raises an eyebrow* lol

By Si on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 06:18 pm:

Like you don't know what I'm talking about.. haha

By Kenzie on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 07:54 pm:

*grins*

By Si on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 08:58 pm:

You like that eh? You weren't so enthused earlier.. haha

By Kenzie on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 11:36 pm:

lol... I don't know what you mean... I swear. haha

By Si on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 07:41 pm:

Of course you don't. You're all innoncent and sweet.. ;o)

By Kenzie on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 08:06 pm:

ppppfffftttttt..... do you know me at all? lol

By Si on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 08:14 pm:

Yes.. which is why I knew I could provoke you into that one. Admit it.. you knew what I was talking about. I think everyone does.

By Kenzie on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 09:48 pm:

I plead the 5th.

: P

By TobyZ on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 10:16 pm:

I've gone for a . . . ride . . . in Kenzie's car. *wink wink*

Let's just say it was all I dreamed it would be, even with that Elvis Costello playing. She's quite a woman.

By Kenzie on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 11:08 pm:

lol.... he already knows that Toby. ;)

By *ANGIE!* on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 08:16 am:

LOL you two are funny with all this joking around and stuff heh.. I bet you have great sex.

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 04:48 pm:

Angie, Simon, yeah. Toby, not on this side of hell. lol

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

Ouch

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

Music is my radar is the 8th most downloaded ring tone on the net. I wouldn't have thought it would be that popular.

By The Occifer on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 12:33 pm:

Is it the rising guitar bit, just before Damon sings "ah, don't stop me now" (or something)? That would make sense. It sounds perfect for a ring tone.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 01:36 pm:

Not a clue. There was a 'Top Ten' list as an aside in the paper this morning, as part of an article about copyright theft.

By indigo on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 05:50 pm:

yeah, that guitar bit is great - i'm just trying to get the intro to Plug In Baby by Muse as a ringtone - at last, the joys of having everyone think you're a sad tosspot is now open to Motorola owners!