The girl i have loved from a far for 2 years has now been lost from me forever... You see, today in the parking lot outside school a person who knew of my deep love for ale called her over to where we were sitting and proceded pout off to her every love sick uttering i ever made concerning her... almost everyone i knew was there... there was know way to stop it either... she turned bright red (almost cried) then ran away... i think i may have to die now. my heart hurts very very bad right now... I ate drank and breathed this girl for 2 years (since the day i met her) and now the dream is all over and once again i am confronted with this thing called reality and i can only conclude that it hurts, badly.

By alex on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:36 am:

You have a large sword by your name...thats something...kind of..

By alex on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:44 am:

and the fan club is in the works!

By lukas on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:55 am:

Hmmmm, I do believe that Zach is none other than the brother of the stereo we know as pop.

By stereopop on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:29 pm:

No, Zach still isn't my broter, Luke. My parents haven't adopted him yet. That's still in the works.

By stereopop on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:31 pm:

The only thing that could possibly be put in the catergory of "that's enough alike that they could be related" is our blantant worship of one person whom we can't have for one reason or another.

By TobyZ on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

I don't think they're brother and sister, but I do think that stereopop might be the girl in question.

And not to be mean in the least, but it is your own damn fault. You carried a torch for this girl for 2 YEARS! and never told her? I'm sure if you like her she must be a fine young lady, so how long did you figure it would take you to get the cahones to approach her?

All is not lost though! Now is the perfect opportunity to talk to her. She knows how you feel, so if you go up to her like the sword swinging courageous man you want to be and profess your true feelings maybe she'll give you a shot.

By TobyZ on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:38 pm:

And you and Zach worship the same person?

Which one of you swings both ways?

By R~S~P on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 03:04 pm:

Zach would never ask Amanda out because he knows he'd be wasting his time. She belongs to another.

By ZACH no sword today folks on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 11:39 pm:

First of the young lady in question is not amanda! it is the one and only alex mc...(last names bust be concealed) who my heart belongs to. secondly... umm there is no secondly... im to depressed to think of one.

By stereopop on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 04:32 am:

I'm so tired. I should be in my big comfy bed right now, sleeping -- or at least reading, but I know that when tomorrow morning comes, school will not be a part of the rest of the day, so I'm going to stay up as late as possible ...

Anyway, Zach, there's still hope. Maybe she'll see the light over this 3 day weekend and then in about 6 or 7 years, you two will be happily married and you'll be able to call me up and be like, "Yo, bust dis. I'm married to Alex! And to think that in my sophomore year I thought she'd hate me for life ..." or something to that extent. It'll be exciting. Of course, once you say that to me, I'll burst into tears because, though you may be happily married, I'll still be living in my parents' basement ...

Yes, I live in a basement. Leave me alone. I didn't ask for opinion and chances are even if I did, your opinion doesn't matter anyway.

Ok, I'm going to go eat some strawberry ice cream and/or apple pie now. Good night, all.

By Zach still no sword on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:11 am:

GOD I LOVE YOU ALEX!!!!!!!!!!! i want to give you my seed and i want you to have my kids... owwww it hurts!!!!!!

By R~S~P on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 12:49 pm:

Yeah, that's the way to win a girls heart...

By TobyZ on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:36 pm:

You should say that to her and expose your little sword to her at the same time. If she doesn't have you arrested you're in like flynn!

By stereopop on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 03:21 pm:

Toby, you're so much help. I want Zach happy, not jailed. He's no fun when he's whiny. And Chris, I don't think you have much room to talk, though I could be wrong ... :P

By Paige on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

Zach, don't give up hope yet. Crying and running away is not an appropriate response for disgust or anything like that when you find out that someone has feelings for you. More than likely the presentation is what upset her. Its embarassing to find out under such circumstances. Let alone have someone think your love life is some kind of game. It lacks all seriousness by the person who told her this. That stings. Anyways, my advice to you is to talk to her one on one. Apologize for what happened, and then tell her how you feel about her. She'll be a lot better able to handle that. And it also gives you a shot. All is not lost.

May I also suggest that you hurt your friend. haha.

Good luck!

By evil_eye on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:09 pm:

maybe you should play it cool...walk in to school with a crowd of girls and pretend you've forgotten her name. Then walk up to her and say "i hear someone told you i like you..." then look her up and down and say "well, if you want me come and get me", then run around the playground saying "WEEE"....err, actually, don't.

By Ian on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:47 pm:

Do what my friend Stavros did once- Turned all music down (It was a party) and put on "Suck My Kiss" by the Chili Peppers and showed this girl he was one mean motherfucker! Well he didn't actually, he wanted to. And she never went out with him. But if he had done this...she probably would have. I think.

I'm sure your friend meant well...similar things have happened to me...but I recovered (and how).

Oh, JUST TALK TO HER FERCHRISTSAKES!

By nathallie on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 10:07 pm:

hey, how's that other joe? (stavros. don't wanna offend w/ Joe#2...) hm. did this girl like mean motherfuckers? otherwise, a simple "i think you're fuckin' great" would have done the trick...

and zach, are you very upset at the person who revealed all this to alex? i really hope you're shunning him/her (btw: did that person say those were your utterances?)
either way, smile mr. zachary, you've got many a year left in ya....
love, nat.

By TobyZ on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 10:41 pm:

Please Mandy, obviously Chris is doing something right.

Right? Right.

By TobyZ on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 10:46 pm:

ZACH+---- buddy, listen to Paige and Ian. TALK TO THE GIRL!!! Apologize like a motherF'er and then be totally sweet.

If that doesn't work, pull out the sword! Yeah!

By stereopop on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 02:23 am:

This is funny, Zach. For some reason, everything they seem to be saying echoes what I told you to do ... TALK TO HER!!! Forget how she'll respond!! Nothing EVER happens unless you tell the person in question how you feel. You can't beat around the bush but for so long ... and it's only fair to talk to her for you both. If you care about her, you got to let her know your thoughts. And if she cares (or even cared) about you as a friend, then it's only fair to you to talk to her. Believe me, sitting in the dark, pining, isn't the way to boot. She isn't a fjord, Zach. She can't be an ex-parrot unless she's a parrot first. You know what I mean by that, dearest.

Hopefully, when I called you earlier and your mom said you were out for the night, you were out wooing Miss Alex. But, then again ... this is you I'm talking about it. Geez, Zach! Get on the ball!! Ooo ... you are driving me insane with this!

Love is such an irritating thing.

By stereopop on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:44 am:

Hmmm ... I must have been slightly inebriated when I wrote that. I normally don't compare the love of a person's life to a Monty Python sketch.

Or maybe I'm trying to impress someone.

Either way, I'm html happy this evening.

By ZACH+---- on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 06:44 am:

First ... stop trying to impress people with Monty python ... it only works on Americans in jr. high (I only fit into one category) secondly ... why the hell does your advice make so much more sense when I read it of a message board? Speaks volumes about our gegegeneration.

ps. ive mad up my mind... im just going to lay it all out for her...

By Ian on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 10:15 am:

And what is it with chimps and those middle partings? They're stuck in the 1920s!

(With thanks to Harry Hill)

By Andy on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:09 pm:

I'm here with you Zach. Things'll sort of disappear before you even know. Who knows, you might meet some better girl yes? Then you'll forget about Miss Alex.
I've been through it all. I'm not a sexy guy or anything, but I'll put myself in the same league as Liam. Yes Liam, that was a compliment to you.
How's Nate?

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:40 pm:

lol

By stereopop on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

Liam??

By Dave Hedgehog on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 07:30 pm:

My cousin had a heart attack last year.

By Anonymous on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:22 pm:

im in love

By nepo on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 05:55 pm:

Well thanks Dave for opening this topic back up. I'm curious to know what eventually happend with Zach and Alex.

By MalditaMelody on Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 05:09 pm:

They both entered Pop Stars...and lost eventually.

By Ateaser on Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 06:18 am:

Well Zach decided he was gay, and famously stated that he could never "go anywhere near a cunt again, no way." So I guess poor young Alex never got a look in.