Hello all you happy cheeky people... you are happy cheeky people arnt you? your not? oh well ... i must be in the wrong room... oh wait what you were jokeing? well hi ho then... i am in the right room...
great now where was i... ahh yes Hello all you happy cheeky people... ok then hi im your new friend go on start e-mailing me yes im waitting... well whats the hold up... your american? im sorry... dont feel bad i am american too... but thats no excuse (it's not like you canadian.. if you were i'd understand... i've met one....... What the hell are they aboot anywhy ay)... my time is imortant and i cant spend all day waiting for my cool new happy cheeky friends to e-mail me... so go on... be considerat for a change... i really do love you all and it hurts when i dont here from you... by the way... stereopop is very cool... im actualy on the phone whith her right now... we "do lunch every day"... she says "toby your so cool!" so im takeing her word for it (though it's against my better judgement)... toby... i adopt you... we are now good friends... lovely aint it... well now, great now that thats out of the way cheers...

By In honor of Eddy on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:32 pm:

GET OUT YANKS!!!

By evil_eye on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:37 pm:

i hate you already - no offence J...grrrr

By watsy on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 01:15 pm:

Is this going to turn out like Uncle Sam's topic for stimulating patriotism?
I can sense it already. Hopefully we've had enough and no one can be bothered.

By stereopop on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 01:30 pm:

Actually, it's really shouldn't. Zach isn't truly American. He's a little Scottish boy who's forced to be American but really wants to be English deep down inside.

By Gary Glitter on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 02:02 pm:

Little Scottish boy. . .hmmm. . . I'd like to meet Zach!

By Sean Connery on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 02:24 pm:

I'll take your sloppy seconds!

By watsy on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 02:31 pm:

How little is he?

Scottish- like the accents and all.

By stereopop on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 04:19 pm:

Littler than me ...

By zach on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 06:16 pm:

Well if i had know it would turn out like this i wouldnt have even bothered...
Little? HA!, me thinkst not! but yes it is true, i am in fact smaller than stereopop... much much much smaller... shes well um...DAMN! much much much larger....im awed

By evil_eye on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

thwart me with your flem

By stereopop on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:26 pm:

Are you calling me fat, Zach? Thanks ...

By zach on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:00 pm:

You set yourself up for it...

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:37 pm:

Meany. I don't think I like zach.

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:43 pm:

And I've seen a pic of the young jedi webmaster, and I found her to be quite lovely. . . though the words 'Big Hair' do come to mind.

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 10:26 pm:

But soft! What light through yonder webpage breaks?
It is Virginia, and stereopop is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious zach,
Who is already sick and pale with insipidness.

By zach on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

Actually Amanda is a lovely person... and one of my favorite people I know... we have become fast friends and I'm hoplessly devoted to her... no sarcasem was included in this message.. honestly shes the coolist!

By stereopop on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 11:55 pm:

I like being the coolist.

By stereopop on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 11:55 pm:

And I hate having curly hair!

By zach on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 01:15 am:

curly hair is class...

By Friend or Foe on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 06:10 am:

disappointment.com sucks bigtime

By watsy on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:09 am:

Oh well, go to http://www.uselessknowledge.com
It's surely a lot better

By peter on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 09:00 am:

Would someone like to dine with me tonight?
These days feel so lonely to me. It's like everyone's gone and all that's left is me.
I need someone to talk to.

By luv on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 12:38 pm:

evil_eye is so sexy

By evil_eye on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 12:52 pm:

*blushes then accidenty burps ruining the ocassion* DAMN

By Eddy Two : The Sequel. on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:32 pm:

Fucking Yanks can't spell for SHIT, motherfucker.