Just to set your mind at rest, my friend, I never post here as anything other than R~S~P. There might be another person using Chris as a nick, but it certainly isn't me...

By Chris on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 10:22 pm:

Which person do you mean? There seem to be two of us, which is getting rather irritating.

By Sammie on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 05:10 am:

it's confusing the bejeezus outta me that's for sure

By Sammie on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:29 pm:

there are actually three of you and i know who two are....will the third please identify himself.
the third being the chris who spells his name with a capital C

By somebody not named Chris on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 01:38 pm:

It's not that baffling. I'm not sure 'bejeezus' is the degree to which it would be confusing. In fact, it's bordering on not confusing at all. One Chris is R~S~P, one Chris uses the shift key, and the other one doesn't. This isn't rocket science, Sammie.

By Sammie on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

well, duh, you half wit, i *have* figured it out now......

By snnC on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

Half wit? You're the one who got confused.

By Sam on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 03:05 pm:

aye....but i live in a state of perpetual confusion. therefore it is easy for me to become extremely confused over trivial things. especially when i am supremely tired. so, pardon me for being abnormal.

By snnC on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 03:14 pm:

Go to sleep. There's a plan that could only reap success!

And being abnormal would imply that you have no capacity for normalcy (normalcy n : conformity with the norm [syn: normality] [ant: abnormality]), which I know you do, so quit playing the fool.

By Chris on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 06:41 pm:

Evidence has emerged that 'chris' has been calling himself 'Chris'. This is a concerning trend and I call upon the administrators of this site to do something about it before things spiral out of control.

By stereopop on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:15 pm:

The Chrises really should number off
(It would clear up the problem of Christophe),
Like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat in the Hat by Dr Seuss!
(A great book to read, even for those of you who are completely obtuse ...)
We wouldn't have to read Coping and get confused
And one of the Chrises would not need to be recused.
So then we would have R~S~P, Chris 2, and Chris 1,
And it won't have to be solved with a Thompson submachine gun.

By stereopop on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

And on a related note ...

It was just brought to my attention that at least these following words rhyme with Chris:
*oceanic abyss
*amiss
*reminisce
*Swiss
*persists
*kiss
*furnace
*this
*assists
*Bis
*consists
*lists

I'm sure there are more.

By Si on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:56 pm:

Piss. (No offence)

By someone who isn't Christopher. on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:06 am:

I'm Christopher, yes I'm the real Christopher, all you other Christophers are just immitating so won't the real Christopher please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

By chris on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 08:17 am:

It is chris, different to Chris you..snnc
and Sam is a very intelligent girl..

By Lucky on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 11:44 am:

Bassists... huummm.

By chris on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 12:13 pm:

Oh, and lovely little poem there stereopop

By R~S~P on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 01:30 pm:

I was Chris before all of you bastards. You started copying me so I had to change. Bunch of unoriginal fools....

By rachel on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

Well, R~S~P is good so it's good that you changed.
It would be hard for everybody to be as creative as you.

By Bree on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 07:29 pm:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By stereopop on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 08:10 pm:

My favorite Chris, don't be bitter, please. I don't break into rhyme for just anyone!

Hmmm ... alusuisse anyone?

By Sammie on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 12:29 pm:

all creative people are: abstract, eccentric and highly "abnormal"....i take offence at being called normal, thanyou very much....and if i had a very, very, very thick dictionary right now, i would throw it at you snnc.

after this post, i shall waste no more of my words on you as i can already feel my IQ dropping.

maybe you should look that one up, since you are so fond of the dictionary.....it's not hard to spell..... I and Q. single syllabic and easy to spell.

By stereopop on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 08:32 pm:

I'm creative, but not too abstract ... I'm a bit realistic, er, maybe French impressionistic ... I don't do art movements too well. Yeah.

By chris on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 05:04 am:

stereopop it's rare to meet a lady who get into her own art.leave me your email address.

By stereopop on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 07:44 pm:

lol ...

By nat on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

well, R~S~P, this chris sure starts a lot of topics, doesn't he? (well, why don't you ask him?) alright. (turns to chris) DO YOU?

have a great one!

By chris on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 07:35 am:

no I don't. gee wonder why it took me so long to see your question. and also, all u people don't realise that I'm a girl.lol.

By nat on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 - 09:04 pm:

ah, there're so many chrises...

By shellie on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 - 09:30 pm:

hehe,tell me about it...its annoying.

By Chris on Saturday, July 7, 2001 - 05:56 am:

Just to make it clear, I'm not 'stealing' that other Chris's name, my parents happened to name ME Chris also, so to the Chris who says 'stop copying my name'... bugger off!
I'm not the female Chris who spells her name 'chris' either, though sometimes I post messages as 'chris' too.

By A Coper Who Talks Sense on Saturday, July 7, 2001 - 10:11 am:

Well who the fuck are you then?

By Chris on Saturday, July 7, 2001 - 12:28 pm:

It would make life so much simpler for everyone if you stopped this childish nonsense. If you must insist on using the same name as me, at least stick to the lower-case.