Say Chris everybody.

I had a fly in my coke today and I only realised when I started emptying the ice out unintentionally.

Why do you only realise things when it is all too late?

By Sammie on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 01:39 pm:

Chris
there, i said it


i don't know....but it seems to happen a lot. realisation never comes to me until it's too late......especially if i've said or done something to make people upset.

By Chris on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 01:46 pm:

Well its not as bad as knowing that you've drank some fly waste..
nor if someones stuck a rude note on your back...
what's it with realisation?

By Eddy on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 02:53 pm:

Chris it's not as bad as using butter when you discover that someone has taken a dump in it and smoothed the butter over the top so it looks normal and then using it on a nice bit of bread.

By indigo on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:36 pm:

yeah, but youd have to be pretty dumb to eat it. when the fuck would that happen anyway?

By chris on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:56 am:

ha! Nice one Eddy, or is it worse, may I add, if you discover that you've sat on a dump of pasta.
Actually, that didn't happen to me, but I've spilt pasta all over my trousers before I had the faintest clue. Now beat that.

By chris on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 11:07 am:

Sorry, just to add to that, I was at school and wearing jeans that time. It was a bad thing, 'cos it was one of those non-uniform days, and the pasta remains wouldn't wash off.
I stopped eating the school pasta, and started eating the sadwiches.