hi my lovely people. How are you? I feel i would like to offer my services on this message board. Perhaps i could be an agony aunt...hmm, yes an agony aunt!
Submit your questions and i shall answer them.
Please no shouting either as i am very delicate J

By R~S~P on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 11:30 pm:

All the nice girls live bloody miles away. What should I do about it?

By Daisy Donovan on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:13 am:

call in on the nancy boys - they always seem a LOVELY substitute, except of course for when you fall madly deeply in love with them and...oh, well they are just as good at those little chats us girls need once in a while. And are you sure there are NO girls in your area you can talk to?...have you tried the hair dressers, or at your local shoe express?...tell me how you get on J

By stereopop on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:46 am:

Don't make me hate you Daisy, m'dear.

By Daisy Donovan on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:30 am:

Why I would never do that!?
Is it my apparent ironic tone to shoe express? - as i meant no harm and was expressing my TRUE feelings...or was it my pet name for homosexuals, which is in fact not so offensive as i call myself the posh slag and many other people with traits by pet names (i find it breaks down the english barriers my lovely)...and don't forget i mean what i say, so if you read the post again (as i am sure you did the first time J ) you will see that no minority has been singled out nor any malicious comments said. Having said that i would like to apologise to you and offer a free (extra long) advice to you for any problem you are experiencing or any questions you may have hun!

I look foward to hearing from you J

By stereopop on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 12:37 pm:

No, it's not that. It's just you didn't give Chris a good answer.

By someone on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 12:42 pm:

This topic is shit.

By someone else on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 12:51 pm:

This topic is very shit

By Daisy Donovan on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 12:59 pm:

Oh...bad answer?...well i'll expand on it just for you stereopop J:
If the girls in your area are boring farts or the sharon and tracey variety and you are more of the daria variety then i suggest locking yourself in your room and reading nme...and trying your best to think of a way to move nearer the nicer girls and/or going out regularly and crashing at a friends house...HOWEVER, if you are more MOR can take the normal girls as long as they are nice variety, then honestly just go with the more *feminine* boys (see not so offensive)...in fact you'll find there is much less bitching and small talk and more laughter and madness....HOWEVER i could be completely wrong here and your definition of nice girl could be different from mine, so what i want to you to do is pluck up the courage and clarify your situation further to me and we will take it from there....J

By Daisy Donovan on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:00 pm:

Now Mr someone or should i say lukas, you have some unresolved angst?...or a problem i can help you with my dear?

By caz on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 01:54 pm:

"Comes across all shy and coy, just another nancy boy."

By Andy 1 on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 02:15 pm:

Daisy D my penis is only 2 inches long,I`m 16 years young,everyone keeps telling me that it will grow,what do you suggest daisy?

By caz on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

The size doesn't really matter Andy, does it? ;)

By Daisy Donovan on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

I suggest that you look at the right girls...should get your penis standing tall ;)
*ahem*...and caz is right size doesn't matter - its what you do with it that counts

By caz on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 10:14 pm:

LOL

By Jen on Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 10:18 pm:

I don't think size matters, as long as you know what is not curved

By indigo on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:43 pm:

woman man and modern monkey just another happy junkie fifty pounds press my button going down

are those the right lyrics? it is one of my favourite songs ever, but i have not seen the words written down. btw, brian molko is the most gorgeous thing i have ever seen standing next to bowie. black nail varnish and lipgloss....mmmmmm...

By Eddy on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:20 pm:

Brian Molko looks like and is a little prick.

By indigo on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

eddy, are you on a mission to disagree with everything I like?!

anyway, I don't care if everyone hates him. that leaves more molko for me!

By Eddy on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:00 pm:

Haha, no Indigo I'm not. Pure coincedence my dear.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 03:55 pm:

When did you see Brian Molko standing next to Bowie, Indigo?

By indigo on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 10:28 pm:

At the Brit Awards a couple of years ago mmmm, 1999 I think - sang Marc Bolan's "20th Century Boy". V. appropriate, seeing as how Bolan influenced Bowie and so also Molko with his individualistic glam style....
he hee I just went to the Rock Style exhibition in London - lots of cool Bowie costumes including that pierrot one from ashes to ashes (although oddly in the Bowie part, there was a chest of drawers with old NMEs just showing - u could read the front cover, and it said "whoo-hoo, blur back to conquer USA". there was also a really good selection of vids played - street spirit, the universal etc.)

By Eddy on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:45 pm:

Marc Bolan was a legend. Shame that Molko murdered such a great song. I used to do a better version of "20th Century Boy" in my band.

By caz on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 01:54 pm:

Yes Indigo. Thats the right lyrics.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinning me round she's comming over me yeah.

By indigo on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:18 pm:

*sighs with happiness*

By Mark Bolan The King Of Glam Rock on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:13 pm:

20th century boy,I wanna be your toy!

By Brian Molko of placebo singing `PURE MORNING` AnDyPaNdY on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

A friend inneed`s a friend indeed,a friend with weed is better.
A friend with breasts and all the rest,a friend who`s dressed in leather.
A Friend inneed`s a friend in deed a friend who`ll tease is better,our thoughs compressed which makes us blessed,and makes for stormy weather.
A friend inneed`s a friend indeed my japanese is better,and when she`s pressed she will undress and then she`s boxing clever.
A friend inneed`s a friend indeed,a friend who bleeds is better,my friend confessed she passed the test and we will never severe.
DAYS DAWNING SKINS CRAWLING,days dawning skins crawling,DAYS DAWNING SKINS CRAWLING days dawning skins crawling,PURE MORNING,PURE MORNING,PURE MORNING,PURE MORNING.

By PaNdY aNdY aNdY pAnDy on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

i`D sing `Nancy Boy` if i knew the lyrics.

By R~S~P on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:22 pm:

Nancy Boy

Alcoholic kind of mood,
Lose my clothes, lose my lube.
Cruising for a piece of fun,
Looking out for number one.
Different partner every night,
So narcotic outta sight.
What a gas, what a beautiful ass.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days,
had some help from insect ways.
Comes across all shy and coy,
Just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey,
Just another happy junkie.
Fifty pounds, press my button going down.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Does his makeup in his room,
Douse himself with cheap perfume.
Eyeholes in a paper bag,
Greatest lay I ever had.

Kind of guy who mates for life,
Gotta help him find a wife,
We're a couple, when our bodies double.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, Got the muse in my head she's universal,
Spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

So my brother tells me, anyway. And he did it without reference to a lyric sheet. Worrying...

By Jennifer on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:23 pm:

I'm actually listening to Nancy Boy right now :-)
"Alcoholic kinda mood, lose the clothes....."

By caz on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 04:06 pm:

Aaah I love that song!
mmmmmh : )
It reminds me of a person I like... : )

"does his make-up in his room, douse himself with cheep perfume"

By indigo on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 05:12 pm:

A friend in need`s a friend indeed,
a friend with weed is better.
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
a friend who`s dressed in leather.
A friend in need`s a friend indeed,
a friend who`ll tease is better,
our thoughts compressed which makes us blessed,
and makes for stormy weather.

A friend in need`s a friend indeed,
my japanese is better,
and when she`s pressed she will undress
and then she`s boxing clever.
A friend in need's a friend indeed,
a friend who bleeds is better,
my friend confessed, she passed the test and we will never sever.

DAYS DAWNING, SKINS CRAWLING, days dawning, skins crawling,DAYS DAWNING, SKINS CRAWLING, days dawning, skins crawling, PURE MORNING, PURE MORNING, PURE MORNING, PURE MORNING.

I have that written all over my school folder, along with the lyrics to Death of a Party, Nancy Boy and Dan Abnormal. I once managed to convince a teacher that they were poems.

By AnDrEw PaNdReW on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:20 pm:

Maybe we should all go onto placebo chat,if there is such a thing.