c'mon, we all make promises by the end of the year and forget about them as soon as the year starts.... What promise did u make that never becomes reality??

By Robert Kilroy on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 03:42 pm:

Well for the last 5 years my new years resolution has been to stop masturbating-I still do....So theres a new years resolution which I havn`t made reality.

By blurlovre on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 07:17 pm:

Why would you want to stop masturbating? lol

Last year (and every other years) my new year resolution was to lose loadsa weight very fast. Hmm... I'm still fat. :o)

By AnDyPaNdy on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 10:52 pm:

Jenny you are not fat atall,and I suppose I see your point on the masturbation front,why stop something one enjoys?

By AnDyPaNdy on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 10:56 pm:

Call me thick as to short planks,but I think blurlover is cazza,or is it indeed jenny?I have a memory like a broken sieve,so who ever blur lover is-u don`t need to lose weight,have confidence in your weight,feel good about yourself.

By girl from Ipanema on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 04:11 am:

you're right Andy - you should feel more confident about yourself, cazza sweetie!! (blurlover=cazza) My resolutions...hmmm... there are so many, but I stopped doing them those past years....

By blurlovre on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 09:55 am:

blurlovre = Cazza = me = true.

By AnDyPaNdY on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 11:05 am:

Thought so cazza....

By blurlovre on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 11:39 am:

Okay then Andy....

By AnDyPaNdY on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 11:43 am:

Rightio caz......

By caz on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 03:58 pm:

If you say so Andy......

By AnDyPaNdY on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 05:03 pm:

Fair play Caz.....

By Jen on Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 06:28 pm:

Hmm...a bit confused are we Andy?? ;-) But well, I wouldn't mind losing a bit of weight anyway... I think most girls think like that *lol*

By R~S~P on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 12:38 am:

Cazza, how many times? You ain't fat, m'dear... And if you say it again, I shall have to slap you around a bit, and no~one wants that. Get it? Got it? Good!

By stereopop on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 12:42 pm:

As I realise it's 7.41 am on a Friday morning during winter break and I'm on the computer, I decide my New Year's resolution is to find something to do at times like this or to sleep in more often.

By Jen on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 01:23 pm:

Wow, that's a good resolution Amanda, wonder if you can keep it, hehe. I'm getting married next year, but as they say, not many people can stick to their resolutions more than a week, so I guess I'll have to miss that one *lol* I think my new years resolution will be to go on a diet... isn't that what all women intend to do as a new years resolution? Or maybe it's just me, my imagination told me they do so...well anyway, happy new year to ya all, may your dreams come true. Love Jennifer

By AnDyPaNdY on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 03:06 pm:

Jenny the only women who need to go on diets-are those who actually need to lose weight.And Jenny,i`m terribly sorry to break your resolution plans-but you don`t need to lose any.Make a new resolution,like,er I dunno.How about you quit smoking if you smoke.Cut down on the old booze,or I dunno-think of something.

By AnDyPaNdY on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 03:11 pm:

Amanda you could always go into the chat room in the wee hours of the morning.Thats always packed and full of excitement isn`t it,isn`t it??????? Well we can at least pretend it is.YES! Blur chat is actually very good,if your ever bored come and chat to the hoards and hoards of people.good day!

By caz on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 04:25 pm:

Woooooooooooooooah.

By blurlovre on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:27 pm:

Well I am fat Chris, how on earth can you say I'm not?
Do you wanna bet on it?
Only 7 days to go and then you'll know for sure.
Hehe.

By R~S~P on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 12:33 am:

Oh, you are getting such a beating on Friday... It's the only waytpoifes/v. Hmmm, that last sentence was going to be 'way I'll convince you', but my cat scratched me cos I stopped stroking him. I could change it, but I kinda like it the way it is.

By caz on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 11:21 am:

So you're gonna beat me up?
I'm not sure I want to meet you anymore...
Yes I want, cos I can hit you really hard aswell!

By R~S~P on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 12:35 pm:

Ah, but I'll be carrying my special beating stick, so there :~P

By caz on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 12:45 pm:

Oh yeah? But I'll be using my hands. Like a REAL man!

By Eddy on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 01:41 pm:

Andy Pandy!!

Cut down on the booze and give up smoking, thats an awful resolution. Consume more is the key darling.

I'm getting a divorce next year and I am gonna get fat and grow a beard.

Opposite of Jen really.

By caz on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 02:58 pm:

You should stroke your cat more if he likes it, Chris. Then he doesnt have to scratch you.

By R~S~P on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 11:50 pm:

I can't type when I'm stroking him. And as soon as you stop, he reaches out and scratches you. Or if you carry on, he scratches you. Or if he just feels like it, he scratches you. Bloody animal. I have thought of another resolution: I will either 1) get a job while I'm at Uni rather than just during the holidays, or 2) grow a huge beard. I haven't decided yet. We'll see.

By stereopop on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 12:29 am:

Get a goatee says I.

Less responsibility than a job, but you still feel like you've accomplished something.

By R~S~P on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 11:14 am:

No, not a goatee. I want a big crazy~man beard. Think an untidy Albus Dumbledore. That's how I want to look.

By caz on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:16 pm:

Oh no Chris you will look terrible.
You will look old. And terrible.

By stereopop on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:38 pm:

Hey, I can dig the Albus Dumbledore look ... wink wink nudge nudge. Will you wear the robes as well?

By AnDyPaNdY on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:39 pm:

You could be the new santa claus if you grow that beard chris.

By AnDyPaNdY on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:41 pm:

Who is Albert Dumbledore?......

By stereopop on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 03:45 pm:

A insanely cool literary character. I didn't expect you to know who he is, but nonetheless, Chris would make a sexy Albus Dumbledore.

Oh, and I figured out my New Year's resolution: Actually have plans for New Year's Eve next year.

By porcelainoceans on Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 06:37 pm:

i can't stop picturing you with a big crazy-man beard. haha. you look a bit like arthur dent while he was living in his cage. or what i thought he looked like while living in his cave.

By porcelainoceans on Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 06:39 pm:

i think i forgot to mention that the message was for chris and no one else. bah.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 12:01 am:

Hmm, Arthur Dent or Albus Dumbledore.. Which to go for? Arthur had a rabbit bone stuck in his beard, which I think I could go for...

By girl from Ipanema on Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 03:33 am:

None of them, dear... I completely agree with Caz, no beard! You told me you wanted to be 19 and not 20, if u grow a beard you'll look like....40 or something...! LOL

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 09:28 am:

a rabbit bone is cool.

By sarah on Saturday, January 6, 2001 - 10:39 pm:

goatees = no! I recently met up with a 'friend' of mine and I didn't recognise him. This could have been due to:
a) the fact that I'd only met him once before at a drunken party nine months ago
b) the fact that he'd grown a horrible goatee and had shaved his head! gross!

cazza and eddy, i agree, new years resolutions shouldn't be stopping doing something enjoyable eg booze, smoking, masturbating. moderation is the root of all boredom, as someone once said. hmm, well i suppose if you find serial killing enjoyable you should make a resolution to stop it, but if it's something that doesn't harm anyone else, do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By The Occifer on Sunday, January 7, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

My step-brother Jonathon recently acquired for himself the following; a bald head, a goatee an inch off his chin, a big dog, a girlfriend called Tracey and a property in the country. Needless to say we avoid each other like the plague.

By Eddy on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 09:24 am:

Even though you wish you looked like the scum of the earth at same time as being it.

By Out Of Beard on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 07:33 pm:

I propose the motion that Chris doesn't shave his beard for a month.He loooks distinguished with a beard.

So therefore I say CHRIS.grow it.U know how much I liek it.

By R~S~P on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 08:23 pm:

Only cos you can't grow one, Liam.

One of the managers walked in on J and me 'talking' in the changing room today. Whoops...

Are you going back to Scarborough this weekend? I might go Sunday - Tuesday if you're going up. Let me know.

By gfi on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

whoops, indeed! hahahaha!! Is J the girl from work u told me about the other day? ;)

By caz on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 03:26 pm:

LOL@Chris...

What girl from work?

By Sam on Monday, January 22, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

no beard Chris


that's all i have to say right now

By Sammie on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 11:59 am:

and that appears to be all that has been said for a while...hmmm....should i say something shocking that would bring them all back in droves? i do wonder...........


i killed a man once.......he looked at me funny so i had to.....

By stereopop on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 11:44 am:

You're beating a dead horse there. Don't resurrect things damned to Hell.