My bed smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers, so I figured I'd come here and create a sleaze friendly environment free for all you randy foxes and feisty vixens out there(hahahahaha!! I said "I'd come"!!!) Dedicated to strictly sophisticated, suave and sensual, unhealthy discussions about sex. Get down, get hard, get dirty, get into it.

By The Crank several hours later on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 12:24 am:

Getta move on with yer smutty thoughts or I'm gonna start impersonating yer asses.

By Randy Fox on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 08:35 am:

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...and now the damage is done.

5...ohh that feels good...
4...ohhhhhh
3...yelp!
2...I dunna know how much longer I can hold on
1...agghh SHIT sorry

By Dave Hedgehog on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 10:21 pm:

My bed smells of farts

By Scratch on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 02:04 pm:

I like that song - it reminds me of someone.

By Bree on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 06:55 am:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By Scamp on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:42 am:

This topic flopped ass royally.