aight Andy what r u doin' 2morrow?

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:46 pm:

im seeing u

By FunkierStu on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:47 pm:

Talk u fuckin cretin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By FuckinStu on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:48 pm:

I don't think u fuckin r!

By FunkierStu on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:49 pm:

Where r all these people u tell me about?

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:53 pm:

Stu give me back smakcdown!!!!!!! let me borrow your new album tooo i aint got anything of yours.Dont come down to early tomorrow cus im aving a lie in.And anyone other than Stu shouldnt
be reading this stuf...Its private and confidential,ok?

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:54 pm:

Hi stu

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:55 pm:

By the way Stu this is not a chat room,if u wanna chat pick up the fucking phone and ring me.......Its a message board.

By Une Peche! on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 07:51 pm:

So now we see who Andy's real Gay partner is!

Dum dum dum!!!!

Dont get jealous Big Brett?

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 08:11 pm:

Fuck off peche .....this is a private topic,keep your fucking surprisingly huge nose outta my buisness..only me and stu write here,and ill let brett as well i suppose,but I aint gonna let someone who calls herself `peach` come in here and talk shit.....The topic is called andy and stu talk bout stuff.either you cant read or your that fucking thick you should be doin xtra studies....

By Une pomme de terre on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 08:17 pm:

no no no no no no, no wyou think your Sir Liam Lord Of Coping now telling me where I can write!

Well I tell you sonny Jim, Im gonna write here as ong as I fucking want to OK!

Now then what shall I say!

Now it looks as though it will be a Gay threesome you lot go t going on Brett,Stu and Andy!Or as I heard Stu likes to call him.. His very own Handy Andy!

How do you like them apples!

By Andy on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 08:50 pm:

I actually find u quite funny peach,no hard feelings eh...you can cum and make it a foursome if u like,Brett may be fat but i aint..so hows about it then?And sir liam lord of coping archbishop of assholes duke of dickheads rules ALL of coping,I only rule this topic.write here if u want,but you cant stop mentioning bretts name in one sentance,I think you may have a crush on him??????? all the more reason for a foursome then....

By Big Brett on Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 10:28 pm:

I think Peche can be cool when (he, she, transvestite) whatever it is wants to. Me, andy and peche could probably take over the world if we wanted to.
Then I'd have a mass fuck off throne and I'd have £10 billion injected into Huddersfield Town to make them the finest team in the land and I'd hire an assassin to torture TWI in the worst possible way. Id fucking love it! Lets do it

By Une Cum Qwat on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 07:19 pm:

You allow me onto this poxy topic!

You have no choice my friend, of course Im gonna post here!

You do not know what you have inleashed here!You see Im not gonan join you three, I am my own man and I will rule!

P.S Big Brett me ode your not my type, sorry ducky!

By FunkierStu on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 09:11 pm:

Um i reckon i set this topic up 4 me and andy an he said Bretts aight so him 2 but u other fucks can take a fat stik of tnt and plant it so far up ya arse i can light the fuse outta ya ugly fuckin faces!!!!! BO!!!!! Oh yeah i'm far from gay trust me an me ladies...

By FunkierStu on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 09:14 pm:

Hey Brett u gotta b prepared 4 world domination trust me last time i fucked it up and the only thing i conquered was a fat old woman on a park bench!!!!!! SELECTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Une Chauffleur on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 09:15 pm:

OK Mr.Ali Stu wannabe! So now you think your hard!

Go on threaten me more cuz Im oh so fucking scared!My liquids are now pouring out of me cuz obviously you can get at me cant you!

Muppets!

Goodnite!

By Big Brett on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 09:55 pm:

Coping is being fucking taken over by morons who cant spell...
Im sorry but it just pisses me off all these people who sound like theyre pissed on vodka
Im bored and I need to make some more enemies
FUCK

By Andy on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:31 pm:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AT stuart,that was a cracking insult to peach i think,i must quote it so everyone can copy it......`But you other fucks can take a fat stick of tnt and plant it so far up your arse i can light the fuse out ya ugly fucking faces`..plus im sorry peach,but your comebacks really are poor,my 11 year old brother could think up better ones than you,and stu will agree with me that he`s fucking thick...

By Thomas Williams impostor on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 10:02 pm:

yeah!

By Sir Thomas Williams on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 11:15 pm:

Yeah!
I have a fettish for womens tights
Yeah!

By FunkierStu on Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 07:16 pm:

andys bro indeed issa thik fucka no mistake!!!!!
i'm not an ali g pretenda une chaffeur u fuckin gobshite your intellect is about as big as a small australian possoms penis and the only reason liquids are pouring outa u is because your a retarded backward necromanic who eats dog shit and pisses himself!!!!
SELECTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Petit Poir on Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 07:28 pm:

Yes what intelligence you show!Muppet!

you immature little piece of shite!Why don't you try and make an intelectual comment then!

Though it is hard to say somthing good when you and Andy post so much twatish nonsense on here

By FunkierStu on Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 09:24 pm:

Muppets?? Wot the fuk?

By Big Brett on Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 10:05 pm:

Petit poir - you fucking bastard wanker! I'll thump you so fucking hard you'll be knocked back to the same mental age as Stu
Now go fuck a chicken cuz Stu doesnt understand wot your on about anyway u posh cunt!
Brett da man!
I is the boss! Do not mess!

By Petit Poir on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 01:03 pm:

Sorry what you gonna do again!So your gonna hit me, all the way from the other side of your computer screen!Now that would be impresive!

Id pay to see that happen!

Do not mess, mess what may I ask?

Plus its hard to fuck a dead bird!

Chicken is the animal in its stage of eating

Domestic Foul is what they are called when they are alive!

Come on boys get it right!

By Big Brett on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:11 pm:

RIGHT! THATS IT!!
I DONT CARE IF I SMASH THE COMPUTER SCREEN!
IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! BIG BRETT IS MAD! REAL MAD!
ILL DOMESTIC FOUL YOU!

By Petit Poir on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:49 pm:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!

Dont make me laugh, you aint got enough power to put through your computer screeen!

Please explain still how your gonna kick my ass boy!!!!!

And what does Ill domestic Foul you mean, it means nothing dumb ass!

By Big Brett on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 10:08 pm:

ROAR! your fucking messing with fire little boy! youve really screwed up now!! Your going to fucking regret this! how dare you give ME shit!
Im going to find out where you live! And believe me! one day I WILL kill! understand me?!
So if I woz you Id oppologize now and I might forgive you!
Dont be that innocent little victim
You're too young to die!

By FunkierMadderStu on Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 08:20 pm:

Fuck that Brett kill the snobby smartarsed cunt NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do know wot he means i can't understand though how anyone can call anybody a muppet and not feel like a complete prick!!!! Lets track his ass down.

By Brett on Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 09:38 pm:

I'm in! Lets burn the motherfucker
HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By Petit Poir on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 03:43 pm:

Yeah come on then boys, come get me!

You wouldnt even know how to kill me!

So take your HAHAHAHAHAHBOOMBOOM and say it to my face little man!

COME ON IM WAITING!!!!!!!

By Big Brett on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 10:00 pm:

I have one final thing to say to people like you and ALL THE OTHER FUCKING DICKHEADS LIKE YOU!

......GO FUCK A CHICKEN!

By Petit Poir on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 09:11 am:

Ahhhhh do you mean Domestic Foul though!

I mean shal I go fuck a live domestic foul or shall I fuck a dead chicken ready for eating!

Sorry but you have confused me there!

Oh and why are you so wound up Big Brett!Bless ya!
Well you still havent said how your gonna kill me so Im taking it you did realise that your not yeah!

Bye!

By FunkierStu on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 07:22 pm:

Good ridence u smartarsed twat.

By Out Of Order on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 08:52 pm:

Why where am I going???

Did I say I would depart this fair topic!

By Abbz on Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

what exactly was this about?

By Barry Norman on Monday, April 8, 2002 - 12:31 am:

this is a classic topic, one of my favourites. andy and funkierstu were legends in their own field as coping stars go. their sad departure to run away to sydney to get married saddened the coping faithhful

By Nat on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:27 pm:

Andy and Stu ... they visited my school once. (Must've been Sydney, Nova Scotia they first ran off to) They were supposed to be, uh, inspirational speakers or something of the sort. Quite funny fellows. Saw Andy a few months ago, presenting Stu-less though, at a college. They seem to have broken up...