Who likes the irish?If not add some irish jokes,get a bit of humour here for once.....

By Andy on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 11:40 pm:

I know a couple,here goes:
How do you burn an irishmans ear?...
Ring him up whilst hes ironing.
Did anyone hear the one about the irishman,who got sent to london to blow up a bus?...
Yeah..he burnt his mouth on the exhaust.
What do you do,if an irishman throws a pin at you?
RUN...as hes probably got a grenade in his mouth.
Did you hear about the irishman who wanted to tap dance?...
Yeah,he fell off the sink.
SORRY...

By R~S~P on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:12 pm:

Here's one: Did you hear about the rascist motherfucker who became ostracised by all his associates on the Internet...? You may be about to.....

By Andy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:15 pm:

Didnt know you were irish chris...and by the way,i didnt write those jokes...

By R~S~P on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 05:46 pm:

I'm not Irish. Didn't know you were a bigot, Andy....

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 09:59 pm:

Dont be so touchy Chris!
Those were fucking good jokes and if you dont have a sense of humour then you deserve to have the piss taken out of you!
Thats what really pisses me off about all this PC bollox! I mean if you asked an Irishman who had a sense of humour (which more or less all of them do cuz they're top people!) then he would find those jokes fucking funny so lets just ignore all these PC wankers and enjoy life as it should! look at me! I have a sense of humour!
Did you hear about the PC wanker who slaggs off harmless jokes?!!
BIG BRETT KICKED HIM UP THE ARSE AND SMACKED HIS HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL AND THEN BOG WASHED HIM AND TOLD HIM TO GET A FUCKING LIFE!

By Andy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 10:45 pm:

FUCKING YOU TELL HIM BRETT ,CLASSIC MATE,I THOUGHT ID WRITE IN CAPITALS TOO,AS IM NOT WORTHY:I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING,UVE JUST EARNT YOUR SELF A PINT,DRINK UP BRETT.....

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 10:51 pm:

OY! dont overstep the mark lad! telling good jokes about paddies doesnt earn you the right to write in CAPS! you have to have a licence!
A pint? I drink by the fucking bucket man!
I want to hear more irish jokes now! I used to know some but I cant remember since I met a huge Irish bloke and he beat the stuffing out of me and I was forced to forget them

By Andy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 11:01 pm:

I Have a book full 1001 irish jokes...tomorrow ill add some,happy?

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 11:11 pm:

Top stuff man! Add 500 and I'll consider letting you write in capitals for a day!
Why dont you give it to Thomas Williams? he's such a sad fucker he would probably type it all out

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 11:11 pm:

Dedicate some to R S P
HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By Eddy on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:43 pm:

haha I liked your joke Brett, very well structured.

Here's one I heard Bernard Manning tell,

Irishman with a cell-phone goes into a pub, his phone rings, he answers and says, "How did you know I was here??"

By Big Brett on Wednesday, November 1, 2000 - 03:28 pm:

HAHA
my joke was just in my own true sytle!
Good joke by the way!

By kira on Wednesday, December 6, 2000 - 05:08 pm:

IM FUCKIN WELL IRISH!!! but them jokes are damn funny, and i know most of 'em already!

By Anonymous on Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:35 am:

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad, and the morgue needed
someone to identify the body.

So his two best friends, Dermot and Tony, were sent for.
Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Dermot said

"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled
him over and Dermot looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought
Tony to identify the body Tony took a look at him and said "Yup,
he's burnt real bad, roll him over. " The mortician rolled him over
and Tony looked down and said "No, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician asked "How can you tell?" Tony said "Well, Paddy had two
assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.

Every time we went into town, folks would say

"Here comes Paddy with them two assholes"

By Mandy Foxxxe on Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 01:13 pm:

HAW HAW...U R funnie 2 - like Joey!

Lucky I'm Ammerican so that no one can ever make fun of me!

Randy and me have nice boddies.

By the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B on Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 11:56 pm:

can't make fun of you? let me see.....

what do you call an american with PhDs in physics and math?

stupid dumb american..... ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


sorry.. i had to do it.... and i know, i *know* it's only funny in south park.... but the temptation to put it up was far too strong...

By Anonymous on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 10:13 pm:

Oh i can't remember what band it was but I thought this comment was really funny:

(Onstage in deep south)
Wow, so this is Alabama - 15000 fans, but only 3 surnames.