I hope someone out there can translate this for me..

waarom mail je me niet terug! viel ik niet bij je in de smaak? je moet me ff mailen en geef je mobiele nummer dan ff want dan bel ik je! xxxx marloek (TrueLady).

I think I apparently didn't respond to an email.. she thinks she wasn't my type? I don't know.. lol.

By Brett on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 05:15 pm:

HAHABOOMBOOM!
Have you been talking to Marsians online Simon?!
I think that means I am going to take over the earth starting with your house! now get the fuck out before my space craft crashes through your roof onto your landing! HAHA

By Jen on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 05:23 pm:

Um..I think I can translate most of it Si. I think it's dutch btw. It says: " Why don't you mail me back? Maybe I'm not your type? You must mail me and give me your mobile number, then I'll call you". I'm almost sure that's what it says Si, maybe it's not translated in the right words, but this is what it means. Love Jen

By Simon Lee (Si) on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 05:35 pm:

Lol.. alright, thanks Jen : ) Now all I have to do is write a reply.. haha. Nah.. I don't know where these people are getting my address!

By Andy on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:05 pm:

I dont need help translating chinese dutch or singapornese only,i keep getting harrased by a fat ugly gypsie,what should i do?You think happy kaellees bad? wait till u see this...me and my mates were gonna tell her shes a minger,but i wasnt sure if she was a woman or a bloke,so i dont know what to do...i think she might be the martion sis having trouble with......arrrggggghhhhhh