After looking into my crystal ball here goes,
Eng Premiership Champions = man Utd
Scots premier = Celtic
I'll finally get my degree
Blurchat will have it's second wedding
Sarki will finally come out
Sara (Caramel) will become Britain's top doctor
Blur's new album will be very unpopular amongst it's loyal fans.
Ireland will win the 6 nations!
Tony Blair will reveal he was born a female
Skroo will become ginger
Chut will do Stand up comedy on televison , and fail miserably , yet become rich and famous thus so ..
Marion will become a fish
an artist ... sorry
Pher will get a re-occurring dream where she's hunted by a huge fox which will drive her insane . ..
Lukas will walk down the street and one day just explode into a big ball of cheese
Thomas Williams will be revealed as a genuine person
A gorilla will become the first Non human to get a maths G.C.S.E
Some mad scientist will create the perfect human , only to realise it's suicidal due to all our imperfections and it commits suidice by the age of 3 months
New Zealand will win the 2003 Rugby world cup beating ireland in the final
Australia and England will draw the Ashes series .... thus the Aussies keep the ashes
Britain and Europe will easily beat America in the ryder cup
George W. bUsh will survive 3 assasination attempts
more people will meet up in the flesh through Coping than any other year
Coping will have a massive surge in interest and attract a record number of new fresh meat .. posters
Chickens will become extinct
Fish will become the new Chicken
Tarbuck will become a popular girls name
Anal sex will become the new black
Ian Thorpe will develop fins
George W Bush will develop horns

I'm bored and couldn't be arsed writing anymore .....

By Pher on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 05:15 pm:

I never remember my dreams (except the one where I died an was buried in a large tupperware box....), so it wont make much difference, especially as Im already insane. =D

By Skrooie on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 07:01 pm:

Ok, heres my response to the enigmatic Irishman's post.

Lets take a look at the replay.


"Eng Premiership Champions = man Utd" - Fairly good shout. Can't see Arsenal having the quality to complete two in a row, but lets hope so. It was entertaining last year. English football is a backwater anyways. Man Utd will have another frustrating time in the Champions League.

"Scots premier = Celtic" - Do I laugh or respond ? It'll be tight, but everyone knows there are only four league games that matter, and Alex McLeish has Martin O'Neill's number. Celtic's summer signings have been poor - Magnus Hedman, Ulrik Laurssen and David Fernandez. Decent enough players for other teams, but not good enough for Celtic, especially if they hope to progress in the Champions League. Rangers have stolen Mikel Arteta from Barca (via PSG) and he is the kind of quality not seen since Gio Van Bronkhorst headed for Premiership Champions Arsenal. We've also added Kevin Muscat, a hardman, in defence. Thats been a problem area for the last couple of years. Celtic will also be drained from playing Champions League games, so I can't see Rangers not taking advantage and bringing home the title this year. Celtic might pinch one of the Cups.

"I'll finally get my degree" - Lost in the post, was it ?

"Blurchat will have it's second wedding" - I thought you didn't get to meet Sweetcheeks ?

"Sarki will finally come out" - I've been waiting for him to go back in...the closet, that is.

"Sara (Caramel) will become Britain's top doctor" - And you'll be playing doctors and nurses, I assume.

"Blur's new album will be very unpopular amongst it's loyal fans." - That's as likely as Man Utd for the title.

"Ireland will win the 6 nations!" - They might, because Rugby is jobbies.

"Tony Blair will reveal he was born a female" - and suddenly the reason he married Cherie becomes clear.

"Skroo will become ginger" - Only if I stay in the sun too long. If next year is anything like this year, it's not likely. I will be in London right enough, so this one actually looks reasonably feasible.

"Chut will do Stand up comedy on televison , and fail miserably , yet become rich and famous thus so .." - I would like to see it. I'd have to edit his material first, as you can probably understand.

"Marion will become a fish" - And I'll give her a good battering.

"an artist ... sorry" - Hope she's not looking for someone to model nude.

"Pher will get a re-occurring dream where she's hunted by a huge fox which will drive her insane ..." - I spoke to Pher the other night and she's actually quite friendly. But she's already insane.

"Lukas will walk down the street and one day just explode into a big ball of cheese" - And I'll juggle him with a tenni' baw.

"Thomas Williams will be revealed as a genuine person" - Yeah!

"A gorilla will become the first Non human to get a maths G.C.S.E" - Not Damon, though.

"Some mad scientist will create the perfect human , only to realise it's suicidal due to all our imperfections and it commits suidice by the age of 3 months" - Whats suidice ? It takes up kamikaze gambling and loses it's life ?

"New Zealand will win the 2003 Rugby world cup beating ireland in the final" - Rugby is the dirty stuff.

"Australia and England will draw the Ashes series .... thus the Aussies keep the ashes" and "Britain and Europe will easily beat America in the ryder cup" - Someone's ashes in the cup. Who died ?

"George W. bUsh will survive 3 assasination attempts" - But you'll get him the forth time.

"more people will meet up in the flesh through Coping than any other year" - In the flesh. Hahah, yeah, if you get your way.

"Coping will have a massive surge in interest and attract a record number of new fresh meat .. posters" - Again, only if you get your way.

"Chickens will become extinct" - There's already a poultry amount of them left. I thank you.

"Fish will become the new Chicken" - Tastes like...fish !

"Tarbuck will become a popular girls name" - What about Bowen ? Forsyth ?

"Anal sex will become the new black" - Brown, surely.

"Ian Thorpe will develop fins" - He'll become known as Thorpaedo after being caught in a chilled prawn ring.

"George W Bush will develop horns" - He's getting more like his daddy every day.

Huzzah !! Theres a top 30 for Chips n Cheese if ever I read one.

By Karla on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 07:19 pm:

I remember most of my dreams pher, and they're always in full vivid colors, which is really cool, except when I have nightmares.

And LoL @ Thomas Williams being a genuine person, that'd be great, yeah! (and ChrisZ too of course)

By Skroob on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 07:21 pm:

You dream in Flash and Animated Gifs, Karla.

By Karla on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 07:29 pm:

hahah that's pretty funny, that's a song lyric right there...

By indigo on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 12:58 pm:

I had a weird dream last night (in colour btw, but with the more unusual added bonus of a soundtrack and the ability to control what was happening) where I met Tim Wheeler aged 12, and he was a sulky bugger and refused to leave his room until I bought him a tour bus.

By caramel on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 01:56 pm:

LOL @ Shifty and Skroo. No.... I wont be top doctor, Shifty. I'll be to busy shopping.

And doctors and nurses???? Nah. Wont be happening mate. Lol. I know the Aussies will win the Ashes though, like we always do. Predicting that the Aussies will win any sporting match (except your football) is the only safe bet listed. Lol. Hahaha

By caramel on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 02:05 pm:

Lol.... Skroo tell Marion she sent me an e mail with nothing written in it. Lol. You go Maz :p

By Lucky on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 03:56 pm:

Hahahaha. Dreams?? I dreamt that El Coxo had done a collaboration with Elton john and they were singing a new hip hop version of 'candle in the wind'........ Aye what a nightmare. No more MTV pour moi.

By Pher on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 05:05 pm:

Thanks for saying Im nice Skroo, it means so much =)

By Pher on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 05:09 pm:

Correction; 'friendly'...I really ought to learn to read....hehe
And rugby (union, of course) is a flippin ace game.
I wanna play, but they wont let me ='(

By Karla on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 06:47 pm:

Hey skroob, guess what?? I had a dream last night about BlurChat, darren(dippy) was there, and Jazz, that's all I remember about who was there. And then, I was about to log in, but instead of logging in with my name or whatever, I logged in as an animated GIF, LoL, yeah, I logged in as a picture! I don't remember what that picture was now, but it was small enough to fit in the screen. That's so trippy because I rarely dream of GIFs and stuff, and then you mentioned that yesterday...I'm not even kidding, hahah

By Skrooie on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 07:52 pm:

Hahah ! Doctors and nurses *will* happen, especially as Shifty is training to be a personal trainer (if you get what I mean) and he actually impressed me with his knowledge of the workings of the human body. You're a match made in the surgery. Stop playing hard to get, Sara !

On your first date, Shifty will take you to the theatre.

The operating theatre !! Hahah boom boom !

As for the empty email, it's better than no email, right ? It's the thought that counts ! ;o)

Yeah Pher, nice / friendly / whatever, you're a good person. But rugby, thats the sport of the upper classes....blah blah blah ! Haha ;o)

Karla, hahah, sorry to influence on your dreams ! Still, better than Shifty influencing them, if you know what I mean.

Shifty, Lisa was asking for you. She was looking for someone to take her to the Edinburgh Festival last weekend after we all turned her down. I was eating a baked potato with cheese, and Chut had 'commitments'.

You know that old guy Alan ? He read a poem called 'Chips n Cheese' on our program. Hahaha ! He wanted to get it blown up to poster size and pinned up to advertise our program, but luckily enough, he hasn't gotten round to that yet.

By chut on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 08:28 pm:

Haha, and the old boy is partially-sighted, and was talking to someone at the GFt, or somewhere, tha knew us. What did good old Skroo-l girl ask?

'What did she look like?'

Here's an idea. How about we ban rugby? hehe.

Youse are all jickbags btw. Dunno why, I just wanted to call you all 'jickbags'.

Anyone else getting a large font problem with Coping et al these days?

My commitments fell through, though. So I watched a dvd on my spanking new Xbox. It was top. So was the dvd.

By Karla on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 08:33 pm:

LoL great, I'll probably have a Shifty dream tonight! i'll let you know if/when I do *hahah*

By chut on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 08:36 pm:

Today at work we had almost an hour-long argument about a court case where a guy successfully sued McDonalds as his coffee was too hot, and badly burned him when he spilled it.

I argued he should have won the case, as many places serve cups of tea and coffee which are almost boiling. My work-mates' stupid arguments were that, 'What do you expect them to do? Serve him it cold?', and 'he should have known it was going to be hot'. My arguments that there is a temperature between hot and cold, which is nearer to the acceptable temperature were ignored.

I thought again and thought the reason for the incident was that he spilled it, and went 'Scald!!!!!'. So the dimwits behind the counter served him another hotter cup.

By caramel on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 09:39 am:

Woah. Ive heard some bad Med jokes in my time but Skroo that was bad, mate. Hahaha.
Playing hard to get???? Haha. I have a boyfriend. *If* (and thats *if*) I do break up with him before I get to London, I will not be jumping into a relationship. I'll be hell busy trying to work out your guys NHS system.

Haha Karls. Blur Chat is getting to your head, Dear. It's all that chocolate.

Lol Chut. There is a certain temp that drinkable boiling water should be at. It sounds like in this Macca's case that the boiling water was turned up to high at the switch or something.

Is Marion about Btw? I want to partake in a 'fashion discussion.'

By Skrooie on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 01:41 pm:

No, Marion gets back this evening. Fashion talk will be strictly off the cards. for the next couple of days anyways ;)

You have a boyfriend ? And you think this is relevant ? You don't know Shifty that well.

By Shifty on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 03:13 pm:

Fucking hell , What a result .. This is my greatest response ever. Skroo's thanks for your insight on my predictions ..... I pulled last night ... my first girl in years .. An american girl with large breasts .. I haven't cut my hair or shaved for weeks .. I haven't trained in weeks cos I've a torn muscle in my right forearm ... basically I look wank ... And I got a girl . I didn't see that coming ... the old charm is still there ..
Skroo get Lisa to e-mail me .. We have to make up ... And that ol' Guy .. hahaahh fucking hell I forgot about him .. Jaysus I couldn't stop laughing that day .... I felt guilty ...
Chips and Cheese
Chips and Cheese
Skroo's on top
Chut's on his knee's
Nothing but dead air ..
And Anti rangers chant's ..
If you were down in London
I call ye both C'ant's
You gotta be a cockney to understand the vileness of that last bit
Cyas soon ye cranks and send those Photo's!

By .... on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 08:07 pm:

Freaks

By chut on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 08:36 pm:

I got an electric shock today. I read the bill.

Anyways, at work today, I said....'see if your name was Rexel? Would you have had a staple up-bringing?'

By Coping Steward on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 11:13 pm:

Everybody, stand back!
Make way people, make way again. There's another tumbleweed on the way

By Tumbleweed on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 11:14 pm:

.....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................

By Grim Reeper on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 11:16 pm:

Hi, I'm just popping by to collect this topic then I'm off back to the old folks home

By Grim Reeper on Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 11:17 pm:

I should just collect Chut, it might save me a few trips back here. I'm a busy man *sigh*

By Skrooie on Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 02:03 pm:

Hahah

By chut on Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 08:38 pm:

I know, I'm dead funny.

By indigo on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 01:20 pm:

Hey, did anyone else get exam results yesterday? I just woke up with a hangover as I spent the whole of yesterday celebrating getting in to Warwick! Hope everyone else did well!

Also, is anyone going to V2002? I'm off in about half an hour - should really be packing instead of posting random shite on here, but I'm sure I can manage a weekend with a tent, a sleeping bag and maybe a change of t-shirt.

By Pher on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 04:42 pm:

Yep, I got my AS results, so I have another year in Hell before being released into the wild =D.
Congrats on gettin into Warwick, by all reckoning thats not exactly easy.
What ya goin to study there?

By BRETT on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 06:16 pm:

WELL THIS PLACE HAS BLUDDY CHANGED SINCE I WAS LAST HERE!
THIS MESSAGEBOARD HAS GONE SOFT! FULL OF SNOTTY LITTLE STUDENTS BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR POINTLESS EXAM RESULTS! PISS OFF!! WHO NEEDS PONCY COLLEGE EXAMS WHEN YOU GOT THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE DEGREE LIKE ME! HAHAHABOOMBOOM! WE'LL ALL BE THE SAME IN THE END! WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
WELL IM OFF TO V2002! ME AND THE LADZ HAVE PACKED THE GUITARS AND BOOZE AND WE'RE GOING TO PICK BIG BREAST UP FROM THE SEX SHOP WHERE SHE'S GETTING HER CLOTHES FOR OUR SET TONITE! NOT TO MENTION A FEW OTHER THINGS FOR THE LADZ!
BOOZE, GUITARS AND BIG BREAST IS ALL THAT'S ON MY PACKING CHECK-LIST! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
YES! BEAF ARE MAKING A "GUEST APPEARANCE" AT V2002! WE'RE GOING TO INVADE THE STAGE WHEN SOME WEE INDIE SHITTY BAND ARE PLAYING AND TAKE OVER WITH SOME *REAL* BEAFED UP MUSIC! WATCH YOUR BACK MUSE! WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU! IM GONNA SNAP MIKE BELLAMY IN HALF AND SHOVE HIM UP MY ARSE AND THEN FART HIM INTO THE CLOUDS!
I ONLY HOPE MEAT AXXXE ARE THERE! THEN WE CAN HUMILIATE THEM ASEWELL IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE SAD LITTLE STUDENT WANKERS! HAHAHABOOMBOOM! BLOODY STUDENTS! THAT'S WHAT I SAY! BERRRRRRRRRP! LIGHTWEIGHTS! GET SOME BEAF DOWN YA!
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE US! DON'T GO TO V2002! WE'RE GOING TO DEAFEN YOU!
SEE YOU ALL AT V2002!

By Andy on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 06:42 pm:

Your the man Brett,welcome back!

By Pher on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 08:11 pm:

Talking of gigs, anyone in the vicinity of worcester, or thereabouts on septemeber 21st can see my mates band, Decapitated Pirahna Heads, making their debut (and complete tits of themselves) at The Crown. They're supporting MonkeyBoy, and theyre absolutely shitting themselves about it, so need all the support they can get. If you stuff like Green Day and New Found Glory floats ya boat, with a bit more teen angst thrown in for good measure, you'll like DPH. Having said that, theyll probably be shit, and you'll all hate them and me for eternity....O well, shit happens

By Pher on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 08:13 pm:

O yeh, can anybody spell pirahna?, cos i know i cant....

By Sarki on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 09:03 pm:

It's
PIRANHA!
You retarded, illiterate, brain-dead, infirmed, thick, dense, dumb, dim, brainless, reckless Mrs Captain Stoopid, leader of the Stoopid!
Or haven't you covered words more than 4 letters long at school? ho ho ho, what a spazzette. Tsk, what is the world coming to?

By Pher on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 09:25 pm:

*cries uncontrollably in a corner*
sarki is a meanie!!!!!!!

By indigo on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 11:03 am:

*slaps sarki in the face*
Now look what you've done! You made Pher cry! And infirmed is not a word anyway.

Dammit, I missed BB at V2002! So sad... but I did meet Badly Drawn Boy, Zane Lowe and- what a high point!- some twat from Big Brother - PJ I think.

I also had the satisfaction of throwing a cup of beer over a complete idiot who was pogoing round, hitting my little sister in the face and screaming that Elvis was still alive all the way through the Manic Street Preachers. I also got covered in cuts and bruises from his little bitch girlfriend (who was so out of it she wasn't even facing the stage, and she didn't realise she was jumping on her own camera she'd dropped) when she started elbowing me in the ribs to try and get to the front. I managed to kick her in the ankles and beat a hasty retreat.

Hey, maybe I did meet Big Brett and Big Breast after all...

By Sarki on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 07:20 pm:

Hahahaboomboom! We'll have to meet up sometime Indigo, are you going to Leeds? I am indeed.
Bring that Lucky with you too. I'm sure I could make the experience all the more interesting for you! I bet meeting the real life Sarki would light up your weekend, you rambling dullard! ho ho ho.
Honestly, and you came home on time and didn't get arrested once?! You boring bugger-lugs. Sounded like a waste of time to me, I can't believe you even had the cheek to miss Big Bretts drunken performance.

By indigo on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 10:46 am:

Come home on time? Hell, I left early to avoid the Stereophonics, and the tent next door who played Linkin Park until 5am. There was some decidedly shit music this year - in fact, I only went for Idlewild and the Manics.

Sadly, I only live half an hour from Reading, so I'm going there to see Weezer, the White Stripes, the Strokes, Ash, the Hives etc. Fate seems to be against us meeting. However, you have confirmed my idea that all the true psychos go to Leeds, where they get excited about tipping the bogs over and setting fire to them.

By Elderly Lady on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 02:27 pm:

HMMMMMMMMM INTERESTING REALLY INTERESTING INDIGO,THAT WAS RIVETTING I CAN SEE A PATTERN EMERGING IN YOUR POSTS,EVERYBODY IS GRIPPED WHEN YOU POST ON HERE.....I KNOW, WHY DONT YOU WRITE A BOOK,IM SURE EVERYONE WILL BUY IT FOR YOUR WIT AND FASCINATING TALES....OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST PUT A STICK OF DYNAMITE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS U COULD LIGHT THE FUSE OUT YOUR MOUTH..YEP,THAT SOUNDS BETTER.

By chut on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 10:28 pm:

Ash might no' be there, as they've all been in a bus crash, and Rick's well injured with broken ribs or summit. Decision on Thursday, apparently.

By chut on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 10:34 pm:

Ash might no' be there, as they've all been in a bus crash, and Rick's well injured with broken ribs or summit. Decision on Thursday, apparently.

By chut on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 10:35 pm:

Och bollocks.