See below for lies, lies, lies, lies & more lies:

dolemite2_2000: wish i could larf this shit off, but it REALLY fucking winds me up. sorry, don't mean to be taking it out on you.
spyrakite: Well, it really winds me up too
dolemite2_2000: deep breaths here
dolemite2_2000: checking me pulse. racing like a fucking jack rabbit.
dolemite2_2000: i really don't need this, ya know?
spyrakite: All my friends tell me I'm being taken in by you, that you'd HAVE to be someone impersonating Graham Coxon etc, and I get passionate in your defence, point out how very 'real' sounding you are, but at the end of the day, you have never done anything to...silence the doubt, have you? Nothing!
dolemite2_2000: if ya don't think it's me and ya don't wanna talk, just say so. don't need a flippin anvil.
spyrakite: Well, I just really wish you'd properly prove it to me!
spyrakite: Jesus!
dolemite2_2000: don't have to.
dolemite2_2000: i know i'm me.
spyrakite: Yeah, that's something. Look, I'm sorry.
dolemite2_2000: what am i supposed to do? ring everyone up and fucking quack for em like a fucking trained monkey?
dolemite2_2000: ok. cheers, Anastasia. it's been nice. take care.
spyrakite: Hold it
spyrakite: Gray, don't be an unreasonable prat. Please. You're upsetting me.
dolemite2_2000: oh, wait. lemme get me grammikins mask back in place.
dolemite2_2000: i'm not doing ANYTHING to you.
dolemite2_2000: thought we were getting to be mates is all.
spyrakite: Well, I do want to be mates with you. I like you.
dolemite2_2000: don't you think i've been warned/advised not to do this?
dolemite2_2000: i've been told i'm mad to talk to fans. i could end up being libled/slandered and shit.
dolemite2_2000: i want to be mates with you as well. perhaps i shoulda suggested at the start that ya keep this to yerself. had no idea you'd go off telling people. especially the likes of Si the shirtman.
spyrakite: Si? HE told me. And I was talking about people I know in reality. Friends and all
dolemite2_2000: listen, take a deep breath. yer not all that fragile. yer a strong, strong intelligent young woman. i admire you that.
dolemite2_2000: yer gonna get through this - this shit with dickless.
dolemite2_2000: then yer gonna get through this shit - with me.
spyrakite: ~faint smile~
dolemite2_2000: faint smile? well, that's a start.
dolemite2_2000: i DO NOT talk to many people. told ya that. not even a flippin handful. but yer special.
spyrakite: One thing.....
dolemite2_2000: told ya i was glad we got beyond that initial awkward shit.
dolemite2_2000: it was ME thinking you might be someone else.
dolemite2_2000: what?
spyrakite: Just wish you'd give me a phone call some time so we could at least argue verbally. My fingers are feeling arthritic.
dolemite2_2000: listen, Anastasia, i'm NOT some 16 year old spotty kid wanking here pretending to be some rock star. and i'm not a 50 year old geezer wanking (it always come back to wanking, doesn't it?) thinking the same thing cause my youth was misspent.

~ and whadoyaknow folks? With that last line, dolemite2_2000 gave a fairly accurate take on what the situation really was! Perverse wretch...I do hope none of you are still wasting your time thinking this professional bollocker is who she obsessively claims to be.

By boy on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 09:43 am:

Wow the real the real Graham Coxon on chat!
I wonder if he'll be on again soon.

By R~S~P on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 03:40 pm:

Incredible that he should come to this chat room over all others. What a guy...

By boy on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:28 pm:

Maybe Graham's online at this very moment.

Hello Graham

By Lucky on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:53 pm:

Did you know that Graham's Wu-Tang Clan name is Violent Toilet Thing?


Ha Ha.

By Lucky on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:56 pm:

And I'm a Fiendish Observational Comedian. Lovely.

By Old Pauline on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 05:15 am:

That isn't Graham though, that's just a big fat, lying old fool.

By N-8 on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 12:28 pm:

I'm really Freddie Mercery !

I've wanted to tell you all now for months....

By Big Brett on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 10:38 pm:

FREDDY MERCURY? fucking hell. why dont you go back to the house of rock and bring back someone cool like Kurt Cobain or the Notorious BIG?

By Sam including her split personalities on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:36 pm:

hahahahaha
and i'm nelson mandella
no.....
i'm JFK
no.....
i'm kermit the frog
no.....
i'm a hell's angel
no...
i'm a charlie's angel
no........
..........
..........
...........
i'm satan

but then, with chats, it's easy to say you're someone you're not

i don't think i really know who i am any more
tragedy!

so on that note, i'm off to get my shit sorted.

By Butter~Twirré on Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:27 pm:

~Feeling a tad petulant towards a certain IP Coping Wizard~ First he fails to acknowledge, let alone say a simple 'Ta' for a 5k email in which I opened his eyes to the fact that we and half a dozen or so others had been totally lied to for about the past year. Second, he alters the details and paints himself as the heroic net detective who got to the bottom of it all, AS WELL as being uncharitable enough to portray me as the gullible one who HE had "a lot of trouble" convincing.

I can understand your bitterness, but you could at least give me the credit for uncovering the Watergate of BlurChat, rather then always having to portray yourself as the genius one step ahead of the rest of us...

By Ryan on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 03:08 am:

what happened anna?

By nattklubb on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 03:03 am:

sigh. if i was a rock star, i'd be on one of my chat things once in a while, but not tell them i'm me, just fuck around and start weird rumours for the hell of it. it'd be far too weird to FRIENDS with a mad obsessed fan, eh? whaddya all be thinking 'bout that?

By Big Brett on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 09:59 pm:

HUDDERSFIELD HUDDERSFIELD HUDDERSFIELD!
We got a point on Saturday!
Yes! A POINT! we drew 1-1 at QPR and we actually scored a GOAL! HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
This calls for celebration!

By Eddy on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 12:40 pm:

QPR: Best football team on Earth.

By MAdHat on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 12:50 pm:

Q.P.R - Best Football Club that plays at Loftus Road...just.

By Arresting Occifer on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 04:54 am:

Auckland Kingz - Best Football Club in, umm, Auckland.

By Bree on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 05:30 pm:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 09:13 am:

Still repeating those lovely words, Bree?
hmmm.

By Bree on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 01:59 am:

Look porcelainfuckingoceans, I'm only saying this coz I want the world to know that I am a survivor.

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 06:51 pm:

Oh. Good to know.

By leslie on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 02:10 am:

a survivor of what, may i ask? syphilis?

By Anonymous on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 02:14 am:

ouch!