I am heather.. skroo, i am real! remember we talked about how i thought your filthy logs were amusing? and nick abbot?
how else can i prove myself... blimey! i'm 17, live in newcastle australia, like macaroni and cheese, think graham coxon draws feet well..

and ana, you called me, to find out whether i was "real"! oh my god, that is so funny. i picked up and i'm like "hello? hello?" and you were all "hmm i think i have the wrong number!".
that's really out of this world, that is. I can't believe it, i really can't!because now i think back to that phone call.. and now i know its someone off soping. thats just weird for me! because i used to read all you guys wacky posts and here you are ringing me, lol


why are you all so suspicious? i'm sure one day, you'll all find out big brett is real or something.

By Ana~Twirré on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 03:41 pm:

I'm terribly sorry, heather. I didn't think you'd find out! My phone number is visible via MSN messenger also, so you can get revenge and make "wrong number" calls to me too, if you want. beestung30@hotmail.com

You never post on Coping or appear in BC (so far as I know), so it wasn't only people in Scotland who wondered if you were a character! (There's apparently a "Lisbeth" who does the rounds on MSN, claims to live in Perth and says she knows me, but doesn't think much of me; I swear I don't know anyone named "Lisbeth", so I've some justification for being paranoid of Aussies on MSN!)

I am too suspicious, I admit, but so are most Coping people. I mean, even me responding here might conjure up notions of a convaluted (but uninteresting) conspiracy theory.
Apologies, anyway.

By Big Brett on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 06:18 pm:

I am real and I am still here! I am Just a semi-retired coper now, so to speak! Not semi-retarded like Micky! Hahahaboomboom! And that is being kind to the fuckwit.
YES! I am Big Brett and Big Brett is I!
Maybe I will give you two a phone-call at 10pm tonight when I am completely blind-steaming drunk!
I know you luvlie ladies desire nothing better than a pissed up phone-call from a drunken, 20 stone Huddersfield hunk like me!!
HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By Skrooie on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 07:42 pm:

Well, I really can't say I'm arsed, mate. Real or fake, the lot of you are nothing to do with me. Excuse me, I've got something more interesting to do. Like breathing.

By hethiej on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 04:19 am:

00 -ER!

By "The lot of us" on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 12:11 pm:

Geez, lighten up, Skroo. heather says she's not a character. Butter's post says why she was suspicious and it was addressed to Heather, not you. Correct? Pick on someone your own size.

By Skrooie on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 08:10 pm:

I'm just saying I'm not bothered if Heather is a character or not. It doesn't concern me. And if you think you're such a big shot, why don't you post under the handle that others will recognise you by ?

By Quintal on Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 01:54 pm:

I spoke to Lisbeth on MSN about a week ago. She claims to have never impersonated you Ana, but merely mocked your "melodramatic ass"! I personally dont quite believe this yet, but I enjoy talking to her simply because she's a laugh and a half and always good value.
Last time we were speaking we were rudely interrupted by some young fella phoning Lisbeth to ask her out. Apparently he asked her to wear her lace knickers. Fiesty!
It cant be who I thought it was. It's way too obvious. It has to be someone pretending to be who I thought it was, if you follow.

By Shifty on Monday, July 22, 2002 - 02:32 pm:

I'll take yas all on yas feckers, I never get involved , but it's about time a REAL coping war broke out.

By .... on Tuesday, July 23, 2002 - 05:08 am:

Freaks