I'm gay

By porcelainblahblah on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 09:50 am:

OK.

By Jennifer on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 10:03 am:

Um...alright, makes no difference!

By BIG BRETT on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 11:12 am:

HAHA
ANDY IS A TERD BURGLAR!

By R~S~P on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 11:55 am:

That's fine Andy1, as long as you don't look at me, talk to me, or touch anything that I might have to touch.

By brian boitano's lover on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 01:58 pm:

we are gay and it's ok
coz gay means happy and happy means gay
or doesn't anymore
coz we're out the closet door
it's ok to be gay!

i applaud you! gaity is great if that is the life you choose.

i personally do not choose it, although looking at the male population it makes me wonder if i should. (no offence meant to the 1 or 2 truly nice guys out there)

By fake on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 04:48 pm:

ah, now I get it.. you and chris, eh? clever..

By BRETT on Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 10:27 pm:

NO - BASICALLY GAY MEANS YOUR A PUFF! A TERD BURGLAR! A DODGY BUTCHER (someone who takes his meat through the back door for all the thick people out there)! A FAGGOT! A NANCY! A QUEER! A QUEEN! A PERVERT! A FREAK! AND BASICALLY A LITERAL PAIN IN THE ARSE! BUT IF YOUR HAPPY WITH ALL THAT THEN HAPPY MEANS GAY! HAHAHA!
NO OFFENCE! IM NOT ANTI GAY OR ANYTHING

By Jen on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 12:04 pm:

"What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now...."

By BRETT on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 10:11 pm:

HE'D BUY ME A PINT AND LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY WITH ME AT MY PUFTER JOKES

By Thomas Williams on Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 07:51 pm:

Yeah!

By the artist formerly known as sam on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 02:05 pm:

no dudes...if brian boitano were here, he'd kick your asses....

lay off andy1, it's not such a bad thing. i mean, come on! we are supposed to be in the 21st century.....not the 12th.

i agree with brian boitano's lover: gaity is fine....super infact....and people who are gay should be treated no different than the rest of us...

and if you're gonna abuse andy1 for being gay....
abuse me for being beautiful....

afterall, they're both genetic in one way or another.

kudos to you, andy1....it takes guts to come out and i think that's great

By Bea on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 03:21 pm:

actually we're still in the 20th century... the 21st only begins January 1 2001...

By th on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 05:15 pm:

How can homosexuality be genetic? If it was, all of those with gay genes would couldn't produce children so the gays will all be bred out.
The only other way that a genetic feature wouldn't be bred out is if it was infact a disease. Are you calling homosexuality a disease?

Luke

PS I'm in no way homophobic. I just don't think it's got anything to do with genetics.

By R~S~P on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 05:49 pm:

And you therefore explain it how?

By th on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 06:23 pm:

I like blonds, you like gingers, I like women, you like small children. It's all down to person preference.

I guess.

By th on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 06:24 pm:

I like blonds, you like gingers, I like women, you like small children. It's all down to personal preference.

I guess.

By th on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 06:25 pm:

Hell, I don't know.

Peer presure?

By Big Brett tells it like it is on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 09:36 pm:

I happen to think its natural to like curvacous figures, nice tits, and a nice bum to squeeze.
But if your male and you like a big hairy arse and big cheezy penises then theres something chronically wrong with you and you want stabbing
Fuck this 21st century shit and step back and take a look at what were turning into. If homosexuality continues to increase then all these "nice gay fellas" will become extinct and we'll all be a bunch of nasty heteros with the odd evil homo rapist!

By Ian on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 12:37 am:

Doesn't matter Brett. According to my Sociology teacher "Women are the real evil ones. All they need to do is freeze loads of our white stuff, kill us and start some crazy world of lesbians, thus eradicating inequality. Cry-zee bithches!" His words, not mine. So lay off poo-stabbers, and remember- WOMEN- THE REAL THREAT.

By Oom Papa! on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 06:56 am:

Well you see, th, genetics is quite a complicated subject. I cant say I am an expert, but I'll explain what I have learnt as briefly as possible.

Ok...The gene pool that determines who we are is an INCREDIBLY COMPLEX and MASSIVELY LARGE pool of information. Yes. Anyway, your statement that "if it was, all of those with gay genes would (sic) couldn't produce children so the gays will all be bred out," doesnt really hold true. You see, the genes that determine what we, ourselves, look like and behave like are called 'dominant genes'. But everyone also carries a shitload of other genetic information. These genes, which do not actually influence our own lives, are called 'recessive genes'. That's right, they are in the recess of our bodies, whilst the dominant genes are holding a party and showing off to every other human being in the world. Ok, these recessive genes do have a purpose, though. When we procreate with another human being, ALL of our genetic material comes into play, not just the dominant genes which are on display. That way, the parents may in fact be heterosexual and produce a homosexual child.

Re the recessive gene thing...think about it, it makes sense. You know when two black haired parents produce a red-headed child? It may often be the case that one of the parents had a red-headed mother or something. Recessive genes coming into play.

Oh and, just a side note, scientific evidence is now suggesting that homosexual males may receive the basis of their sexuality from a recessive gene coming from their mother.

References.

1. 'Making Science Simple', Grade 10 Textbook.

By Big Brett on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 09:35 pm:

We should have bombed anywhere south of Watford coz thats where the gays originated from. Right?
That would be a bit extreme so we should do it sniper stile and shoot anyone will a funny moustache!
LOL@Ian - shitstabber. I'll add that one to my list!
And the women will have to get there hands on our sperm first so we could just refuse to part with our sperm! us lads could live with that! couldnt we?!

By R~S~P on Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 07:31 pm:

Nothing against homosexuals, but God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

By N-8 on Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 07:41 pm:

that was not funny Chris !! As it has been used too many times !

PS I'm Gay...

By Cazzakstan on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 12:53 pm:

Do you belive in god then Chris?

By the artist who was once known by a multitude of names but now wishes to remain nameless, even tho almost everyone will know who i am by the color of my hair on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 12:57 pm:

actually, regarding that red head thing up there..... red hair is really a shade of black hair. this is not me blowing smoke up your ass and trying to make you stop pulling the shit out of us ginges, this is a really true amazingly dull fact.

By R~S~P on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 03:38 pm:

It's also not true, according to a newspaper article I read yesterday. Although it did state that red headed people are genetically superior to people with non-freaky hair colours, cos they can produce their own Vitamin K, whereas us normal folks can't.

By th on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 09:20 pm:

did you know polar bears actually have black skin with translucent hair? The tiny amount of heat that comes from the sun then passes through the hair is not reflected from th eblack skin, therefor warming the bear.

tune into discovery:coping the same time tomorrow where we find out about the regressive genes in homosexual ginger polar bears.

By N-8 on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 12:26 pm:

Did you know rabbits have there own form of language in which they say "pass the butter please" and "boy, that fox looks hungry". I found this out recently when I descovered a hurt rabbit which I help back to full fitness. In reward for my kindness he showed me the secret temple of the *God Rabbits* where first conversation was spoken.


...........Then I woke up.


...........In a pile of Sick!


............Again !

By indigo on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 06:59 pm:

nice explanation of genetics there, but there is actually no evidence to prove that homosexuality is genetic. However, it's pretty obvious that if you're gay, it's not because you made a choice, it's a fact about you. Taking the mick out of someone for being gay is as stupid and immature as taking the piss out of redheads! Anyway, I can tell you that my ginger hair is not some freaky form of black - in fact, it was originally a mousy brown. Triumph of Schwarzkopf over genetics!

This is getting a little educational isn't it? The only freaky fact I can ever remember is that a mattress can absorb up to 3 pints of sweat in a night - this fact can make you neurotic in hotels.

By Big Brett on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 09:44 pm:

HAHAHAHABOOMBOOMBOOM!
I ONCE KNEW A CARROT TOPPED TERD BURGLAR!
WOT A PATHETIC EXISTANCE!

By N8 on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 11:41 am:

the above is a twat !

By N8 on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 11:41 am:

the above is a twat !

By Akasha on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:24 pm:

let me explain in a little more detail....what i said about genetics was both true and misleading.
to start i would like to draw your attention to the male and female chromosomes: xx xy
(female and male respectively)
now in homosexual males, as some studies have shown, there is a dominant feminine gene replacing one in the upper arm of the Y chromosome. This leads to a very obvious feminine male child. Not in anatomy, but in psychology. However, being gay is determined later in life. Oh, sure, there are some who claim to have been born gay, and i suppose that this is true, but it isn't until the boy hits puberty that the full strength, so to speak, of the feminine gene is switched on. What follows is a long and confusing cycle of events where the lad finds he is attracted to men and denies it to himself. This is the psychology of the situation. Homosexuality is therefore determined by both genetic make-up and free choice. However, there is no explaination for hetrosexual males turing gay. I therefore propose that this is lead by choice.
but then, the human body is a web of intricacies and i am only a media student.
take care

By Stir crazy Sam on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:28 pm:

in the 1920s they developed a machine to test the duracility of mattresses the called it:

"THE BONKING MACHINE"

and a s you can all probably guess, it simulated the act of sex and little dudes in white coats could determine which mattresses were good enough to put on the market.

cool piece of irrelevant info there huh?
i saw it on a vid in year 9 physics class....was the highlight of the entire year!

By Big Brett on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 03:11 pm:

HAHAHA! N8. calling yourself a twat aswell as me? HABOOMBOOM! at least we have something in common instead of where we like to stick our cocks!

By Out Of Order on Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 01:04 pm:

HAHA Big Brett!

Big Gay more like!

Sorry how old did you say you would be soon Brett!

By Big Brett on Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:05 pm:

I think I'll leave this conversation alone cuz it seems only puffs come in here who are after andy1!
I'm going to be 17 like a fat jubilee!

By Barry Norman on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 02:22 am:

big bretts attitude towards gay people really liven up this fantastic little topic.
this topic is one of my all time favourites
its a classic, burp