M8 of mine asked us to post this here....give us a shout if ya think your up to it and I'll give ya the blokes phone # or my m8s email addy.
maybrickmicky@hotmail.com
Right down to business, then.
If you reckon your a decent 'keeper, and wanna be guarnteed first team football next season, then why not sign up? Parson's Green FC based in Fulham, are looking for a new Goalkeeper to sign up ready for next season. Games starting in August!!
Games are Sunday Mornings, training is on Wednesday Nights.
They also have a cool base (The Parson's Green Sports and Social Club) where the blokes go for cheap beer, birds, Snooker and a whole lot more after games.... INTERESTED?

By Androgynous on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 03:08 pm:

No.

By Chris on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

I'd go for it but I won't be back in London until September. What's the distance like from Fulham to New Cross?

By peter on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 12:07 pm:

I played keeper once back in my halcyon High school football days. I was amazed how fast the boys could kick the ball. Sometimes it went through my legs.

By Shifty on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 02:19 pm:

I know a Guy from Epsom Micky .... He's called Richie and his mobile number is
07855672242
If you ring him tell him the situation and tell him *Shifty* put you in touch with him. He is a good keeper and decent player outfield also. I'd love to try out for your team but being based in Greenwich I may be too far away , , What days do you train or play as mayvbe I could train with Yas for extra training and show you a thing or two!
Richie by the way has a wee sister , she's quite fit so all the more reason for ringing him Micky .. Hope that helps a bit .. if u wanna get in touch with me shiftyman2001@yahoo.co.uk

By Big Brett on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 10:40 pm:

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PLAY FOR YOUR SHITTY LITTLE SOUTH LONDON PUB TEAM WHO CANT EVEN GET A KEEPER! HAHAHABOOMBOOM! YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF SOFT LADS WHO GET THRASHED 16-0 EVERY WEEKEND AND GET PISSED AND GET INTO FIGHTS AFTER EVERY MATCH SO NO! I WONT PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM, HAHA! SORRY TO DISSAPOINT YOU! I USED TO BE A DAMN GOOD CENTRE HALF THOUGH WHEN I PLAYED AT SCHOOL, HAHA, I USED TO CHOP LOADS OF PEOPLE DOWN AND INJURE LOADS OF PEOPLE UNTIL I GOT SENT OFF SO I GOT TO LEAVE THE FIELD EARLY AND CHAT UP THE BIRDS WHO WERE PLAYING NETBALL, HAHAHABOOMBOOM! THOSE WERE THE DAYS
IF ANYONES THINKING OF PLAYING FOR MICKYS PUNCHBAG TEAM AS THEIR PUNCHBAG GOALIE THEN SAY *NO* IF YOU'VE GOT ANY SELF RESPECT COS THEY'RE JUST A TEAM SHITTY PUFFY WANKERS!
I THINK I JUST ABOUT GOT MY POINT ACROSS!
THANX, BRETT
And a big hello to all the fit coping birds who can come and play with my balls any time they want to
XXX

By *ANGIE!*: lil shaven kitten on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 01:13 am:

*is so bored*

By Andy on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

Lol @ Brett your a funny bastard.

By Big Brett on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 07:55 pm:

HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
HEY, IS THAT ANDY1 FROM ALL THOSE YEARS AGO? IS THAT YOU?

By Andy on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 10:07 am:

Yeah Brett it is! how are u these days? im coming back to coping cus it seems to be getting better.Which is a fucking relief!I hope to see more of u around here,and we can kick some butt!!!!!!!!!!!

By someone on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 11:00 am:

Fantastic

By BRETT on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 09:02 pm:

HAHA, GOOD STUFF. IT SEEMS AGES SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE. REMEMBER ALL THOSE FIGHTS WE USED TO HAVE? HAHAHABOOMBOOM! U CAN HELP ME DESTROY LITTLE BILL AND MICKY MAYPRICK IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK, HAHAHABOOMBOOM.
IM GOOD THESE DAYS ANYROAD, STILL WORKIN ON ME BAND WHICH IS COMING ON TOPS. THE BAND IS ME ONLY LIFE OTHER THAN COPING, THE REST OF IT SUCKS. HOW IS U THESE DAYS ANYWAY? I DIDN'T RECOGNISE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SPELLING IS OK, HEHEBOOMBOOM.
I'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET SOME OF OUR SONGS ONTO COPING.

By The Occifer on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 06:01 am:

Is it felching all round then, Andy?

Hurrah!

By Tim on Saturday, July 7, 2001 - 04:21 am:

Fascinating.....

By Andy1's past coming back to haunt him. on Sunday, July 8, 2001 - 02:54 am:

Anyone met Andy1 in BC? Here is a transcript of a rather bizarre cyber encounter he had with Chris (R~S~P). Chris did this as a favour to to Julia after a cruel trick he played on her. A Blurchat Classic if ever there was one.


Read from the bottom up. Anything in [square brackets] with an -> arrow is what 'Sugarbabe' (a fictional character made up for the occassion) said to either andy1, julia or thjgglr, all in private.
For the full version, which includes the starlight boy's hillarious encounter with thjgglr, check out the conversation "Tom_Hanks and R~S~P: have you seen them at the same time, same place? Maybe if Tom took his glasses off......"

RSP said:

"Some things that made me laugh:

1: I actually got him to call me Mommy.
2: I loved the way he just went 'finishing off. she's come'. Great stuff...
3: Felching, the most disgusting sex act I could think of (anybody else used to watch the Mary Whitehouse experience?). And he did it! He actually did it.
4: Finally, and most importantly, what is it with feet??? This guy is weird....
So next time Andy is pissing you off in the chat, just remind him of this... But not me, cos I'm gonna be having nightmares for weeks... Don't forget to start at the bottom. "


Sugarbabe: THANKYOU, AND GOODNIGHT.
Julia: LOL @ Sugar!!
Sugarbabe: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HAD, COURTESY OF TOM HANKS.
Sugarbabe: CONGRATULATIONS ANDY, GULLIBLE TWAT OF THE YEAR!
[andy1] yes mommy?
[->andy1] Oh yeah Baby... And one more thing......
[andy1] i fastly suck mommys ass dry ,i sense her enjoyment,i suck for england
[->andy1] Do it fast babe! Do it for Mommy now!
[->thjgglr] Jesus, he's actually doing the felching thing! This guy is sick... I'm gonna tell him in a minute, otherwise the coping post will just be soooo long......
[andy1] i began to slowly suck
[->andy1] Do it for Mommy, babe.
[andy1] andy moves towards mommys ass
[->andy1] Suck my ass dry, babe. Got to clean up after yourself.
[andy1] sorry ,i dont?
[andy1] shit.....lol
[->andy1] Yeah baby, but you got to felch me first.. you know what that is?
[andy1] are you any good at blow jobs?
[->andy1] Hey, I think you anted to whisper that to Mommy, hun.
andy1: are you any good at blow jobs?
[->andy1] Go on....
[andy1] sure was...one thing?
[->andy1] Will you felch me? please, its my favourite fetish...
[->andy1] Oh yeah baby... that was good.....
[andy1] ahhhhhhh
[andy1] ooooooooooooo ride me like a pony
[->andy1] OH YES!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
[->andy1] Come on baby, I'm ready! Do as Mommy tells you!
[andy1] ahhhhh im coming fuuckkkkkk
[andy1] faster still oooooo ahhhhh
[->andy1] Come on baby, do it now!
[->thjgglr] Not sure, but 'm gonna try and get Andy to felch me.
[andy1] slowly caresses mommys clit whilst hum ping her ever faster up the arse
[->andy1] Oh yeah... Oh, come on baby, fill me up!
[andy1] pets ghis hand onto mommys clit.and we begn double trouble
[andy1] faster ahhhhh
[->andy1] Oh yeah... CALL ME MOMMY... Get your hand on my clit, baby....
[thjgglr] so soon? ah well....
[andy1] ooooooooooo thats good
[->thjgglr] I'm gonna tell him it's me in a minute. See what he says.
[andy1] moves it faster ,tensing up
[->andy1] Oh yeah, that's good baby... Come on, faster!
[andy1] lets go...
[andy1] sticks his luv snake up mommys ass
[->andy1] *kneels down and bends forward with her ass in the air* come to mommy, baby.....
[andy1] whoa mommy sure
[->andy1] Hey baby, will you do it in my ass?
[->andy1] Hey baby, you still there? Don't leave me now!
[andy1] penetration time babes, andy lays on the bed,and wants mommy to take charge
[->andy1] Oh yeah baby, what you doing now?
[andy1] mommy you sex queen
[->andy1] Oh, it just keeps coming! Dont you ever get tired, baby? And hey, I said call me Mommy.
[andy1] i lay on to sugarbabe
[->andy1] Oh yeah... That was good baby... You like playing with Mommy?
[andy1] im stuck to the bed.youll have to scrape me off
[->andy1] Oh yeah, come on baby, give it to me!
[->andy1] *keeps right on going*
[andy1] oooooooooooooo im coming aaaaaaa don`t stop
[->andy1] Oh yeah... How'd you like that, baby?
[->andy1] *moves toes faster and faster, squeezing down onto his dick*
[andy1] oooooooooooooo
[->Julia] Umm... Can't say I've ever tried it. I can't believe I'm doing this for you... It's gross.....
[thjgglr] phew....
[andy1] ahhhhh shiiitttt ahhhhhhhh
[->thjgglr] Of course.
[Julia] Stroking knobs with toes?? do boys like that? LOL
[thjgglr] I hope that you're copying all this.... please tell me you are....
[->andy1] Oh yeah baby, do it for Mommy!
[andy1] ahhhh, its so good im tensing up
[andy1] ahhhh, its so good im tensing up
[->andy1] *gets andys dick between both sets of toes and starts to move faster*
[->thjgglr] This can't wait: [andy1] i ask mommy if she can stroke my knob with er toes. Would you pass that on to Julia for me too?
[andy1] ahhhhhhhhhh thats good
[->andy1] *slowly runs her toes up and down andys dick....*
[->andy1] OK hun... Whatever you want...
[andy1] i ask mommy if she can stroke my knob with er toes
[->Julia] Ill put it all in coping, you can see later.
[->andy1] OK, my hot slippery feet in your lap....
[Julia] Oh My God!!! What has he said??
[->Julia] He's asking me to do what you said he asked you to do!
[->Julia] Jesus, what is it with this guy and feet!
[andy1] i take your foot,and put massage it with oil....i then ut your feet into my lap
[->andy1] *slowly starts to stroke Andys dick*
[->andy1] OK babe... Tell Mommy what you want.....
[andy1] doesnt want oral sex he wants sugarbabe to toss him off
[->thjgglr] I dunno. Thought it would make him sound like a twat.
[thjgglr] what is the Mommy thing?
[andy1] and try something new
[->andy1] *kneels down in front of Andy*
[->thjgglr] I'll add it to your post in Coping, don't worry.
[andy1] i sit at the end of the bed
[thjgglr] I wish I could cut and paste this... I hope you are....
[->andy1] AAaaahhhhh.... Jeeeesus.......
[->thjgglr] Yeah. Apparently I've just come. So he tells me, anyway.
[->thjgglr] I wonder if I should ask him to do her in the ass?
[thjgglr] Julia know about it?!?!
[andy1] finishing off .shes come
[andy1] blows gently,then sucks,like hes never sucked before
[->andy1] Oh yeah... Ohhhh GOD!....
[->thjgglr] Sugarbabe is a woman, idiot. Im deliberately being stupid, but he's still taking it in. I got him to call me 'Mommy'.
[andy1] carries on licing the clit
[andy1] faster ,he wont stop
[andy1] gentlly licks,slowly licking his woman up and down
[->andy1] Oh yeeeaaahhh baby.... Do it faster.....
[thjgglr] isn't sugarbabe gay?
[andy1] ive found it
[->andy1] Oh yeah... Lick me where it counts, baby....
[Julia] LOL!!! This is fab! what's the password so I can mess with him when you're not around?
[andy1] i stick out my tongue and search for `the button`
[->thjgglr] Yup. Not really sure what I;'m doing though. Tom Hanks would do better, as he's gay....
[thjgglr] are you pming him now?
[->Julia] I got him to call me Mommy!
[thjgglr] You are such a bastard. lol
[andy1] mommy
[->thjgglr] Tom Hanks. I'm getting Andy as a favour to Julia.
[andy1] sugarbabe lies on the bed,and im going down
[->andy1] *curls her hand around Andys dick* Call me Mommy.....
[thjgglr] who are you?
[andy1] i then stick one finger down your pants and rip em off......
[->thjgglr] My whispers to you were on it.
[->andy1] *slowly reches down and undoes Andys fly*
[thjgglr] I did it as I went along. How did you know it was me?
[->andy1] Oh yeah Baby, that's good.... Oh yeah.....
[andy1] slowly undoes sugarbabes bra,and sarts sucking gently
[->thjgglr] How did you copy all that stuff off before? Why didn't you lose it off the bottom of the screen?
[->andy1] OK babe, but Ineed you to get me going first... I don't do this for just anyone....
[andy1] ummmm,i think u shuld do some oral
[->andy1] Just my panties and my bra....
[Julia] lol, k
[andy1] you start ....wot you wearing
[->Julia] Yeah. If I get anywhere I'll save it and mail it to you, OK?
[Julia] Is Andy talking to you?
[->andy1] You start... get me hot.
[->Julia] Yeah, just after I told you.
[andy1] im a priest ugar babe,never mind eh ..bring it on.....
[Julia] have you told Luke?
[->andy1] Cool. And are you up for it?
[andy1] im 17 babes

By D on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 09:11 am:

Interested

By Thomas Williams {The voice of todays youth} on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 09:27 pm:

Yeah!

By Dave Hedgehog on Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 02:55 pm:

I was goalkeeper for my local pub team back in 1978