Which do you think is better?

By Autonomous on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 06:01 pm:

Rock 'n' Roll.

By Ian Dury on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 07:18 pm:

What if sex is a drug?

By Ian Bis on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 07:20 pm:

Does drug have a sex?

By rolling stoner on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 07:26 pm:

yes

By billy ray cyprus on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 10:35 pm:

don't smell my fart, my verry smelly fat, i just dont think you will survive!

and if you smell my fart, my verry smelly fart, you just might commit suicide!

ooooooooohhhhhhh-oooohhhhhh!1

By Hallie on Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 10:54 pm:

I'm sorry, haven't had much experience with either (yes, that was a disclaimer)... though from a health standpoint, probably sex since it doesn't mess so devastatingly with the balance within your body (concerning production of hormones, with the function of the receptors on your nerves, i.e. also doesn't screw up the transmission of electrical nerve impulses). Unless we start worrying about contracting diseases. Is that appreciated, Occifer?

And Billy Rae, we used to sing that it might just "blow up and kill the world".

By Shifty on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 11:39 am:

Well said Hallie , I can't add anything more to that , Jeez , that was wonderful.

By Karla on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 03:10 pm:

Sex is better than drugs, only when it's done right

By BIG BILL MURPHY on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 07:58 pm:

WTF...WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE, EH? I KNOW BRETT CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE OF THE TWO IN ANY GIVEN NIGHT THOUGH muhahah. THOSE TWENTY SQUID HOOKERS SURE EMPTY THE WALLET FAST! DOESNT LEAVE MUCH MONEY FOR THE VALIUM, DOES IT BRETTY? muhahah.

By Hallie on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 10:10 pm:

Hm, now I'm worried about just how sarcastic Shifty really is ...

By Sarki on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 10:56 pm:

I think you will find Big Brett is very SARKI! He's even got a fan-base and an army of impostors and pretenders, and it was all started off by me!

By Shifty on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 11:58 am:

Hallie , I promise ... it wasn't sarcastic , have more confidence in yourself madam that someone can actually completely agree with you.

By Nat on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 10:46 pm:

Alright, thanks then Shifty! I just thought that I may have over-simplified any philosophical complexity Occifer was trying to attain, by stating basic physical inner-body reaction. Not like this topic is generating any debate so far, in any case.

Lovely days to all!

By sarki on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 10:20 pm:

pooh to you all

By The Occifer on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 06:37 pm:

Your answer was so rational and sensible that no one else could add anything to the topic, Nat. Dont be ashamed - there's nothing common about common sense these days.
I was kinda hoping people would open up and talk about which they've gotten their greatest feelings from, (ie, ANGIE saying "Once there was this crazy,cool black sailor guy who had a massive beefer lol, and it felt gr8r than xtc even tho i never do drugz no more!") but I suppose that's a bit too much to ask of people around here.
I hereby decree this topic dead!

By indigo on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:26 pm:

*plays the funeral march solemnly on a melodica*

By Ana X on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 03:16 am:

If it were a hypothetical situation and I had a choice, I'd probably go for the drugs. So long as I knew what they were. I guess that's one of those politically incorrect answers, like how people always reply that they have "no regrets" about anything, no matter how dreadful, because it's all turned them into the person who they are today blah blah.

For some reason that reminds me of my stepfather, who talks like that. My mum writes these really embarrassing poems and it's my stepfather's fault. He's forever raving, "Everybody has a talent, it's just that SOCIETY cannot encompass ..." etc, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah.

And look here, Occi. There is something common about common sense. People have too much of it. They know better than to open up about stuff like this here. When did anyone "share" back with me when I used to open up and write personal stuff here? People only use it to take the piss out of you, so what's the point? I've had too many comments about the relative crapness of my posts to go through it again. So. Spare me!
Enough about me though. DRUGS OR SEX?

By The Undertaker on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 09:56 am:

This topic was supposed to be dead!

By Fantastic, Adventurous Lady on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 10:45 am:

Bofl - I guess you forgot what her name means!

By sarki on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 07:25 pm:

Stop posting on this fucking topic! Since officer posted here it was been declared DEAD which is always the case! The ozzie fuckwit bores us all to sleep.

By The Occifer on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 09:05 pm:

Sarki, I found a link just for you!
http://www.levity.com/corduroy/beckette.htm

By Painted~Stripper on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 07:00 am:

Oh, but Sarki, it was declared dead BY Occifer! I resurrected it, to prove that writing something wasn't too much to ask of people here after all. And Quintal dear (note I'm borrowing the ole Kenz/Paige method of taking slight, if strangely gentle issue!!) ~ you haven't answered this question yet yourself! So don't you go picking on others, boy!

Btw, His Imperial Highness, King Sarki ~ I enjoy your posts and I'd even be lady~in~waiting to your future Empress (refuse to say 'Queen' ~ coz of the double entendre and all, obviously), but please don't call Occifer's posts boring. He's many things, but never boring.

Love to all,

Ana

By The Occifer on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:42 pm:

You can get much better, more intense feelings from drugs. Sex, on the other hand, and depending upon who you screw, usually leaves you feeling happy, energetic and has the curious effect of giving you some kind of confidence/glow that attracts even more people to you for up to 24 hours. Drugs, obviously, do the opposite. They can both kill you - drugs are more likely to do so, but at least that kind of death is likely to be quicker and more pleasant. And to be honest, at this stage of my life I'd rather have an addiction than a child. At least you can legally get rid of the former.

By MAN H8ER on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 10:49 pm:

Speak for yourself, for chrissakes. Not everyone has had your drugs, nor your sexual experiences.
"I AM, THEREFORE IT IS."
It slays me everytime.

By Daz on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 11:13 pm:

Sex is better because after sex u feel good! but after drugs or alcohol you get a big fuck off comedown making you feel like shite which is why I dont do drugs anymore.
Sex, on the other hand makes you feel like king for a day (which doesn't make much difference to me) and it involves love. Although it can lead to embarrassment if you shag a fat slag like Tracey.
The only downside to it is BLOODY WOMEN! nag nag nag nag! I wish I was Pete Strinfellow, lots of sex, no nagging, bliss.

By Shifty on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 11:53 am:

ok ok , for once I can't resist entering the argument, and I guess on a personal note for once I have an ability to answer. I took drugs, practically every drug under the sun, we'd sniff the back of a dog's arse if we thought we could get high. I fucking loved it, I actually loved for some reason being thought of as a druggie, even amongst my so called mates as I'd always like to go a little further and more *hardcore* than them. Certainly the feelings were pretty untouchable, being stoned was just a natural feeling after a while , and you were often more stoned than normal and had to be, as for other drugs Xtc always stood out, you were sent onto a different world with no worries and just pure happiness , 7 foot thugs would come up and hug you and everyone seemed part of this incredible intense feeling, I remember many nights on xtc and the way I believed I felt then cannot be matched. However If I was asked the question now Drugs Vs Stone Sober I'd unquestionably take the later. Drugs are quite simply rubbish in my view and once you've taken them for some time , then stopped , and go to a club full of people high on everything you'll maybe see where I'm coming from. The druggie feelings and rushes, those great feelings are all so fake, these days I prefer the feeling I get from a peanut butter sandwich. Apart from the terrible health effects which I'm trying to stay away from which make it quite wrong to yourself to destroy your body and brain to take drugs , and no I cannot still speak because I still destroy my brain and liver with too much Guinness.
I don't like drugs anymore , I in fact almost destest them as I've seen them ruin many things and almost myself, however I've nothing against anyone that chooses them, for me personally , and forgive me for showing terrible pride but I love the way I simply prefer otehr things. Drugs Vs Football // Football any day .... Drugs Vs Hot Days .... Nice weather is untouchable ...... Drugs Vs Sex ... Well I've missed out a zillion things about drugs both positive and negative, Like having sex on drugs .. fucking hell , now there's something, perhaps best with speed .... urrghh how I fucking hated that shite though.
But Sex , well what sort of sex are we talking , good or bad sex ... Sex can destroy someone's confidence also, especailly if your in my predicament of a 1 inch penis, that's after my enhancement operation. But comfortable , enjoyable sex , with someone you really like and trust is pretty much untouchable ,especailly if you've only a 15 minute lunch break and she lets you sneak a quick one in there.
In my humble opinion, and to completely disagree with the person I'd most like to have sex with ( see above ) The winner is unquestionably sex.

By The Occifer on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 01:35 pm:

Dont you start talking about technicalities of speech, MAN H8TER. Well, not under that persona anyway.
Thanks Shifty. That was interesting. But who's Paul Strinfellow, Daz?

By Karla on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 01:31 am:

You know what?

I've said to myself "I'll never do this again" right after doing drugs on a few occasions.
But I've never said that right after sex...

By The Occifer on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 06:11 pm:

"Quintal" says:
So we meet again, at long last, Lisbeth.

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
I've just been counseling a friend of mine whose depressed. Hello.

"Quintal" says:
How generous of you.

"Quintal" says:
Hello.

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
lol

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
It gets to me sometimes but I do my best to help out where I can.

"Quintal" says:
How are your horses?

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
Going great thanks! I've been riding one of my favorites today and I'm puffed out! Whats up with you?

"Quintal" says:
I just got back from my girlfriends house. I'm also puffed out.

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
lol

"Quintal" says:
You're up quite late, Lisbeth...

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
Yep I need to snuggle up under my duvet any minute and get some rest! You're up quite late also Quintal.

"Quintal" says:
Not as late as you though

"Quintal" says:
These time zones and all...

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
The time where you are should be even later.

"Quintal" says:
Whats the time in Perth?

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
about midnight

"Quintal" says:
Its 2am here

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
I have to go

"Quintal" says:
Okay

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
haha

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
Bye

"Quintal" says:
Snuggle up under that duvet, alright? I'll be hitting the sack soonish myself.

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
haha yep just me and Phillipe my teddy. You take care Quintal.

"Quintal" says:
Phillipe is a very cool name

"Quintal" says:
Almost as good as Flaubert

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
yeah, right.

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
ok

Lisbeth , Goddess of the west wind says:
goodnight

"Quintal" says:
Yeah, right

"Quintal" says:
Goodnight

By Liam on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 10:52 pm:

By Anonymous on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 11:19 pm:

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By Thom on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 12:58 am:

By Anonymouse on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 01:24 am:

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By Government Health Warning on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 03:51 am:

SMOKING KILLS!

IF YOU SMOKE ANOTHER FAG WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!1

By Damon on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 05:27 am:

By John Nash on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 05:35 am:

Thom looks like that Macauley Culkin kid

By Dave on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 06:25 am:

By John Lennon on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 06:55 pm:

Once you're so depressed that you get into drugs, once you're on them, it's very, very hard to see the light or to have any kind of hope. All you think about is the drug, and it's no good to me preaching at people and saying don't take them. Because that doesn't work. It's like the church telling you not to drink or not to have sex when you're a kid. There's nothing on earth gonna do it. It's just a dumb trip, which I can't condemn people if they get into it, because one gets into it for one's personal, social, emotional reasons. It's something to be avoided if one can help it.

By Graham on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 07:59 pm:

By Alex on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 08:11 pm:

By John Lennon on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 08:30 pm:

By Alex on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 12:51 am:

Bands aren't just about music, they're about everything you care about when you're sixteen- good haircuts, your mates, sex, smoking, drinking and just looking good.

By Graham on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 09:00 am:

By Damon on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 11:52 am:

By Tori Amos on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 12:15 pm:

By Dave on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 09:12 pm:

By Alex on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 09:58 pm:

It's nice to smile in photos. After all, I am a pop star and I'm thrilled about it

By Damon on Friday, March 29, 2002 - 01:52 am:

By Lucky on Friday, March 29, 2002 - 06:23 pm:

I'm suddenly grateful for Dave's buzz cut.

By Dave on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 12:30 am:

By Lucky on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 03:39 pm:

Haha.

By Alex on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:07 pm:

My music teacher has recently been sent to prison for being a buttock fondler, which might explain why I never took to music lessons

By Graham on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:30 pm:

By Damon on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 10:37 pm:

Everyone is taking drugs, apart from Graham and me. We are virtually the only exception in the entire scene.

By thom on Saturday, March 30, 2002 - 11:05 pm:

us on hard drugs? that would be horrible. we'd probably end up sounding like bryan adams.

By Michael Stipe on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 05:25 am:

By Bono on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 05:30 am:

By Graham on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 05:46 am:

By Madonna on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 05:59 am:

By Alex on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 09:35 pm:

Me and Graham used to get drunk together, that's all we did, take acid and go on the radio and just blow raspberries because it's funny.

By Graham on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 10:35 pm:

When you drink and smoke you kind of float around. That's why these straight-edge bands are so uptight. I couldn't imagine being teetotal forever. I like to be a bit of everything. Yeah, I am drinking at the moment, but not too much.

By Alex on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 11:15 pm:

What a load of bollocks,Graham! What planet are you from???

By Graham on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 11:47 pm:

By Alex on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:02 am:

You can't underestimate the importance of long legs and a good haircut in this business.

By Noel on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:09 am:

So tell me, what's life like being a transvestite?

By Graham on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:12 am:

It's nothing bad between me and you, Alex. It's just to do with sense of humour. We're very similar. If you wants to try and be in The Average White Band then I'm going to be in the Gang Of Four. I'm cutting against you all the time, because you're, like, a sexy musician and I feel... shy and clumsy. So I try and fuck up your funk. It's basically teenage party jealousy.

By thom on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:26 am:

what r.e.m. gave radiohead was a sense that you can be as emotional as you like in what you do. that's what it's about. it was extraordinarily good therapy.

By Damon on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:33 am:

We'll blow REM off stage. Or, to be diplomatic, we'll give them a run for their money. When we agreed to do it, Parklife hadn't even got platinum. Now it's sold a million, which is as much as any of their albums have in the UK. It'll be an interesting day, because you rarely get two bands of that size playing together.

By Che Guevara on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 11:37 am:

I think more girls should take it up the arse.

By Alex on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 06:39 pm:

By Massoud The Afghan on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 07:53 pm:

I think more boys should get down on girls!

By Boys & Girls on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 11:38 pm:

Yeah!

By honey on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 12:11 am: