My name is Jim-Bob. I am an actor. I am interested in aviation, gardening and amateur ballroom dancing. I like milk, naked ladies and sex.

By Evan: Grunge Novelist on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 01:03 pm:

But you never once stated your asl!

My name is Evan. I'm an angry young man and a promising young grunge novelist. I write books for people who can hack THE TRUTH about other angry young men with no outlet for their honest masculine energies other than getting pissed, stoned and ROOTED in crap asbestos bedsits (usually). I hide it behind a veil of happy go lucky chirpiness, casual charm'n'charisma. I've got one mean wardrobe, too. I play footy in the park with my multiculutural m8's like so many other middle class white condescending twats do everywhere.

By Evan: Grunge Novelist on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 01:28 am:

By Quintal on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 06:38 am:

Apparently Evan's surname is Wilde! Evan Wilde! Wow. I also noticed that he has an Oscar Wilde quote scrawled neatly in texter on his wall. Hip. He must have understanding landlords. Actually, I guess he's most likely ROOTING them too!

Give it up for Evan Wilde.

By Lucky on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 07:40 am:

I'm not white. Oooh okay, so my best friend must be a white condescending twat for being my friend, right? Oh, and my boyfriend must be so too in that case. Ha, just wait till we go to the movies or something with the rest of our friends... WHITE CONDESCENDING TWATARAMA!

Y'know, Evan TGN Wilde's activities may be so corny you could harvest it, but please don't squish everyone who's got multicultural friends into his litte circle of arseyness, okay? Ifanku!

By Scamp on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 11:07 am:

Actually Quintal, Evan's surname is spelt Wylde. Wilde/Wylde. Geddit?
Yeah, Lucky, I get your point. But the entire show Evan stars in and Evan himself along with most of the other characters in that show are corny. Not just Evan's multicultural mates. Or rather, Evan's multicultural mate, because he only has one. A soap opera revolving around the lives of middle class '20-somethings' who include amongst their mates one solitary feisty young Aboriginal character (and one gay character too) is hard not to be cynical about. There's nothing wrong with it, and of course it's not even a corny idea either, but the way it's done on Evan's show REEKS of tokenism.
But you're right. I agree with you. There's nothing squishable about people with multicultural friends or multicultural people with (err, cultural?) friends at all.
Get fucked, Evan, you crap grunge novelist!

By Wild! on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 04:49 pm:

Was that a picture of Scamp up there?

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 05:54 pm:

"dontstealcelebritypicsandsaytheyreyou.com" should have taught you a lesson about that sort of thing, young Scamp!
Only kidding.
No, I think it's safe for me to say that's none other than Evan, Wild!

By Wild! on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 06:25 pm:

I was only kidding, Ana. Although I do think that grunge novelist's got something Sampervan~esque, or vice versa!


My speciality.

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 07:25 pm:

Ah, okeydokes! I thought it must be something like that!

By Okeydoyleys! on Friday, June 21, 2002 - 01:15 am:

Yeah!

By Spelling Bee Champ of the World on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 07:48 am:

That's me, motherfuckers!

By Jim-Bob on Monday, July 1, 2002 - 02:49 pm:

22/Male/Australia. I acted in a short film the other day. It was the opening scene. I walked a dog down some steps, met a girl in the middle of the road, hugged her, then kept walking. Meanwhile the two stars of the movie went skipping by. A scooter also roared past.

Jim-Bob.

By An ape on Monday, July 1, 2002 - 09:00 pm:

22/Male/Australia. I acted in a short film the other day. It was the opening scene. I walked a dog down some steps, met a girl in the middle of the road, hugged her, then kept walking. Meanwhile the two stars of the movie went skipping by. A scooter also roared past.

Jim-Bob.

By Ape #2 on Tuesday, July 2, 2002 - 09:45 am:

22/Male/Australia. I acted in a short film the other day. It was the opening scene. I walked a dog down some steps, met a girl in the middle of the road, hugged her, then kept walking. Meanwhile the two stars of the movie went skipping by. A scooter also roared past.

Jim-Bob.

By Hawkeye Pierce on Wednesday, July 3, 2002 - 05:35 am:

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That's entertainment!

By The Occifer on Wednesday, July 3, 2002 - 01:55 pm:

Bring it on!