Answer please:
1. burn alive or feet first into a meat shredder?
2. black or blue?
3. leather or suede?
4. cut or paste?
5. Liam or Noel?
6. Osama or Bush?
7. 'collateral damage' or 'neutralise the enemy'?

By Butter~Girl on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 11:40 am:

1. burn alive or feet first into a meat shredder?

Burn alive ~ at least that way I could romanticize in the last agonizing moments that I was dying like Joan of Arc

2. black or blue?
As something to wear? Blue.

3. leather or suede?
Suede

4. cut or paste?
Neither ~ Snip and Fit!

5. Liam or Noel?
Liam.

6. Osama or Bush?
Osama. (But what's the context? Osama or Bush as a houseguest or 'Who do you like better?'))

7. 'collateral damage' or 'neutralise the enemy'?

Neutralise the enemy. It at least sounds a little more honest.

By Lucky on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 07:32 pm:

1. burn alive or feet first into a meat shredder?
Burn alive. The feet-first-into-a-boat-engine bit in Funny Bones that that poor Frenchman had to go through was too much for me. Although that ginge kid later chasing tourists with one of his disembodied feet was amusing.
2. black or blue?
Blue cos if you made a mistake it'd be 'Blur'. Hoho...
3. leather or suede?
Suede
4. cut or paste?
Some bastard stole my scissors.
5. Liam or Noel?
Noely. Less of his interviews go 'beeeeeeeep'
6. Osama or Bush?
Would BUSH pose alongside a Sesame Street creature? I think not!
7. 'collateral damage' or 'neutralise the enemy'?
I haven't seen the second one, but anything's got to be better than 'collateral so-bad-it-doesn't-deserve-capitals damage'.

By a very tired indigo on Wednesday, April 3, 2002 - 09:29 pm:

1. burn the meat shredder
2. black (of course)
3. leather (black)
4. copy
5. Noel
6. Bush and Osama - the new Richard and Judy?
7. friendly fire

By Rob Ruck on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 03:52 pm:

1. I don't know
2. Blue!.. No wait, I meanAAAAAAAAAH!
3. I don't know
4. I don't know
5. I don't care
6. I don't know
7. I don't know