If capitalism stole my virginity, does that mean I can't sell it to the man in the stained raincoat and claim the receipt on my tax form?

By BIG BILL MURPHY on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 09:33 am:

THAT MAN U R TALKING ABOUT IN THE STAINED RAINCOAT JUST ADMITTED IN ANOTHER TOPIC THAT HE IS SKINT, SO HE WONT BE DOING ANY BUYING OF SEX IN THE NEAR FUTURE TILL HIS MUMMY FORWARDS HIM SOME MONEY, AINT THAT RIGHT BRETT? MUHAHAHA

By BIG BRETT on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 11:09 pm:

NO!
YOU WISH! WHEN YOUR IN BEAF YOU DONT NEED MONEY COS YOU CAN PICK UP A BIRD ON THE STREET AND SHE BUYS YOU DRINKS ALL NIGHT THEN YOU TAKE HER HOME FOR A SHAG, HAHAHABOOMBOOM! BUT YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THAT IN YOUR WORLD OF PAID-FOR SEX U BEAF WANNABE!

By Hallie on Thursday, April 4, 2002 - 10:24 pm:

*sigh*, this stilled. Was hoping it might lead to something along the lines of "have you ever considered selling your body to pay a bill (i.e. student loan)" ... and then up to your creativity.

By BakeSale on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 09:00 am:

Oh well, most topics end up as slanging matches between the Caps Lock brigade anyway. I wouldn't be too disheartenned.

By Nat on Saturday, April 6, 2002 - 05:27 pm:

*thanks Kyle*

By SARKI on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 07:22 am:

I think Nat wants to shag Kyle rotten.

By AP on Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 10:25 am:

Yeah, Baby, Yeah!