Ok, this thread is here just in case anybody wants to post any favorite songs or has any poetry, etc! And here's my first song.

by the way, this song reminds me and is dedicated to Oom Papa!


WHO CAN IT BE NOW?
(Men at Work)


Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

By OpenRomantic on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 04:55 pm:

Oh what a great idea Karla! I wrote a silly little poem the other night called M.M.B.J.B. (My Mysterious Brown Jacket Boy) that I wouldn't mind putting in here just for fun. Unfortunatly I don't have it with me. I write all the time whether it be silly little rhymes or really in depth poems.

By BIG BILL MURPHY on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 06:03 pm:

Hi gang,
I've got loads of top notch MEAT AXXXE lyrics coming your way in this topic real soon!
Hold on to your seats birds, they rawk.
Luv,
BIG BILL in his tour bus on a laptop

By Sarki on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 10:59 pm:

Karla - that song was shit, a 2 year old could do better, I bet even Fat Bill could do better than that, the chubby little talentless Fred Durst/Brett wannabe

By MAN H8ER on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 06:31 am:

Now, SARKI - Womyn are obviously superior to men, but this superiority is not just the result of over 2,000 bitter years of strength-and-character-building endurance against the loathesome male animal. Oh, no! It is actually innate! WHY? Coz the male 'Y' chromosome is just an incomplete 'X'! So you should fucking stop typing shit here, SARKI! Because you're a MAN and I'm your superior so YOU therefore must worship ME! You fucking incomplete X womyn! Or if you must type shit here, face up to and publicly endorse the notion and actuality of my superiority and that of all womyn over you and all other men. Come on. We are superior to you and all your kind. Admit it! Admit it!

And while you're at it, buy the new album by S.C.U.M (Society for Cutting Up Men, as envisioned and invented by our mentor, Valerie Solanas). S.C.U.M's new anti-capitalist single can be purchased from any sane record outlet. Even some male owners of such establishments are coming round and facing THE TRUTH these days. The album is called 'Whores Breakin' Laws', btw. SEE? We take back the word WHORE by using it to refer to ourselves (in case you were wondering), thus subverting any and all attempts to dis us! Can you dig on it? How revolutionary ARE we???!!! You can't dis me or S.C.U.M! All your weapons fall blunt against my hard, womyn warrier's unyielding armor coz A) You're a man and inferior, B) You're not only a man but one who really tilts the dickhead barometer to the MAX (and when you're already a man anyway, that's one pretty huge tilt) and C) I can accuse you of being a man (meaning I can accuse you of being inferior, coz a 'Y' chromosome is an incomplete 'X', you see) and you can't stop me! No, no, no!
Womyn around me, rejoice, rejoice!
Sing all the songs of your choice, your choice!
Join me in my revolutionary vision!
The style, the apex, the age called WOMYN!

By Rob Ruck on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 12:29 pm:

*YAAAAAAWN*

Why is it that all good threads are always conqured by lunatics who are all quite horrible at trying to make a point?

Hey Dude
(By Kula Shaker, reproduced to the best of my rememebrance. The lyrics might be a bit faulty.)

All I have is all enough for love but not for greed
I was younger once this guy came to me told me of the honey out there
He said
"Jewels, money, gold, honey,
Women, wine, cars that shine"
I didn't know what he was talking about, but I think I had an idea
He said:
"Smell the rose, the sweet, sweet rose
Catch the sun to find where it grows
Smell the rose, the sweet, sweet rose
That grows from castle walls in Heaven"

Well if it feels like summer
You're catching the sun
And don't wait for the evening to come
Well if it tastes like honey
Don't swallow it all
Don't wait for the moment to come
(And catch the sun)

Hey dude, don't lean on me man
Cause I'm loosing my direction and I can't understand
Hey dude, well I'll do what I can
But you treat me like a woman when I feel like a man

I was crossing the city one day, everybody was flashing by me
Like images of tombstones
(Images of tombstones)
Everybody was out there looking for their little bit of honey
To eliviate the pain
(Eliviate the pain)

And if it feels like summer
Don't burn in the sun
I'll be there the moment you fall
And if it tastes like honey
Don't swallow it all
Don't wait for the moment to fall
(And catch the sun)

Hey dude, don't lean on me man
Cause I'm loosing my direction and I can't understand
Hey dude, well I'll do what I can
But you treat me like a woman when I feel like a man

By Lucky on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 04:16 pm:

Woah... I'm listening to that right now... SPOOKY!

By Karla on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 04:38 pm:

Oh sarking, you’re so controversial. Your love-hate relationship with coping/BC has
earned you the award for Most Controversial Coper. Ok, we get it, but…Puh-leeze! You
might have an agile mind, but that doesn’t make you right and/or mean that you’re a
good person. So stop trying to get a rise out of me and everybody.

Now your majesty, you can either GET OFF my ass or KISS it.


KÄRLÄ ÏS QUËËN


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OpenRomantic, I got an email just last night about an aspiring author site! I don’t know
if this is a scam or not, or what the deal is with copyright laws, but check this out:

http://www.writersunknown.com/


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and LoL @ Kula Shaker, I haven’t listented to KS in ages!

By indigo on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 08:37 pm:

ah my god, I too had forgotten about KS - although I adore that song. I went out today ona sort of indie binge - in my lovely little local second hand music store I found their cover of Deep Purple's Hush (yay!) as well as a weird little EMI release from 1998 - it's called "Blowout - 18 of the best indie sounds" and the tracklisting is as follows:

1. Planet Telex (hexidecimal dub) - Radiohead
2. Wild horses - the Sundays (who??)
3. Persuasion (acoustic) - Tim Finn
4. Mr Tambourine Man (live) - Crowded House
5. The Raggle Taggle Gypsy - the Waterboys
6. Ship Of Fools - World Party
7. Jump in the River - Sinead O'Connor
8. I am the fly - Wire (again, who??)
9. Ever fallen in love - Buzzcocks!!!!!!!
10. Sheena is a punk rocker - Ramones
11. No More Heroes - the Stranglers
12. King Rocker - Generation X
13. Hollywood (africa) - RHCP
14. Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
15. Sheriff Fatman - Carter USM
16. Well did you evah - Debbie Harry/Iggy Pop
17. Mr Briggs - Blur!!!!!!!!
18. Caught by the fuzz (acoustic) - Supergrass

Hmmm, I think there's some debate over whether a lot of these bands are technically "indie" or even "good", but I thought it was worth my £3.99 for tracks 1,9,17 and 18. Surely indie in 1998 was better than this? Even if you just restricted it to EMI? Ah well...

By fear on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 11:59 pm:

wah...., "Hey Dude" by Kula shaker brings up some great memories for me too. It was such a great green summer, it was.

Catch the sun....hey dude nananana

By OpenRomantic on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 02:16 pm:

I went through most of my writings last night only to realize that most of 'em were either ex or crush related. And I can't put M.M.B.J.B. in cos it wouldn't be understood. If you went to my school you'd understand it but the only one that goes to my school here is Dante. I wouldn't want him to see it anyway.

By Lucky on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 06:44 pm:

Ah go on, try us!
There used to be someone from my school who posted here under 'Butterfwy' methinks. She got ranted off by someone in a hairy bra... or something... The topic's here, I know it is!

By indigo on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 08:32 pm:

you mean impostor in a fur bikini? hahahaha - I'm now reading some of the old posts. Most of the topics under personal turn out shite, but ost of the *vaguely* blur-related ones are pretty funny.

By Karla Shaker on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 09:38 pm:

*listening to KS*

By Rob Ruck on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 01:52 pm:

Man, I thought I was just about the only person in the world who liked Kula Shaker

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 09:54 pm:

Yeah!

By indigo on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 12:05 am:

ah fuck, I just watched top 15 indie anthems ever on mTV 2, and Paranoid Android was number one (Song 2 was no. 2 of course!) , and I sang along for ages because it's such a good song, and now i'm trying to get some rest but i can't because my head is full of radiohead... aaargghhh! I have to get up tomorrow morning and have a mock driving test!

By Karla on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 01:47 am:

LoL, yeah it seems like every Kula fan I've ever talked to feels the same way Rob, hahah

And I've been listening to a lot of Radiohead today Indigo...funny you should mention that! I should really get new music already! LoL


"Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
-Radiohead (Paranoid Android)

By MAN H8TER on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 05:48 am:

Kula Shaker are male supremacist bastards and Krispian ("son of Hayley) Mills digs the swastika! Fascist pigs! Fascist pigs! Fascist pigs!

By Lucky on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 11:52 am:

He digs the swastika because it's the Buddist sign for PEACE, man! It's a shame it got nicked by Hitler. Oh, and I've just realised how amazing Creep is. Again. Run, run, run, ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn... Wow, we're all on the same wavelengths aren't we? Weird...

By Rob Ruck on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 12:01 pm:

Man H(I can't even type such a simple word as 'hater' so I have to use numbers instead)ter:
*YAAAAAAAAWN*

Let's not base our posts on facts and common sense, let's use a system where he who has the highest number of exclamation marks is right.

By indigo!!! on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 01:19 pm:

Hey, I like that idea!!!!

I actually just spent the morning writing my sister's media essay on "Creep". Weird. Both that i am so desperate not to do my own half term work that i'll actually do somebody elses, and that her media/art teacher gave them the following essay title - "Pick one of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise" or Radiohead's "Creep", and write 1000 words about any aspect of it".
Why don't i go to this school?!?

By Nat on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 10:49 pm:

Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sounds like fun. Why don't we ALL go to that school?

By Karla on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 11:00 pm:

LoL rob, YEH!!!!!!!!! AND CAPS TOO!!!!!!!!!

OH IM SURE LUKAS IS LOVING THIS NOW!!!!!!!! LOL


*hi lôôkas*

By indigo on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 09:03 am:

my god karla, you've been possessed by the spirit of *AnGiE*

By *ANGIE!* Lilest Kitten on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 09:09 am:

OMG what a kewl skool,lol. If i hafta repeat skool ever again i am gonna go to that one,rock on!! ;)

By Luckograph on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 11:55 am:

Wow, those song coincidences really ARE spooky... Oh no, it's valentine's day on Thursday... nooooooo!

By Oom Papa! on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 04:40 pm:

My name is Purple Peter
From Mars, they dont come sweeter,
I've come to see what's going on on Earth.

Can anyone name that song? And if you can, can you tell me the rest of the lyrics? Cheers.

By Oom Papa! on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 04:41 pm:

And thanks for that dedication, Karla! I'll dedicate that last song to you in return. I'm nothing if not a fair fellow.

By *KARLA!* on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 05:43 pm:

You’re welcome Oom Papa!


Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh so you’re a one horned, one eyed flying purple people eater!

But I still don’t know who you are..........


*has an idea though*

By indigo on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 10:53 am:

Umm.. Oom Papa, that song is Purple Peter from Mars, from Smurfs Party Time. hahaha! don't you just love the internet! I'm sure you can find the lyrics somewhere on some weird obsessive Belgian site.

By Karla on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 02:35 pm:

LoL indigo! is THAT where its from?? hahah, I thought Purple Peter was related to the
Purple People Eater!

By Oom Papa! on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 05:13 pm:

Ahhh...Smurfs Party Time! Is that what that album was called? I guess that was my first ever album. I remember listening to it in Grade One, singing that song about school... how's it go? "We dont believe in school days, school days arent fun days..." and then the rousing chorus "We dont believe in school days, cuz little smurfs are clever, we dont believe in school days, not now or ever!" My mother tried to wipe that song from the tape because she thought it was encouraging us not to like school. As if we needed any encouragement.
Anyway, despite the fact I havent heard that Purple Peter from Mars song for AGES, it still pops into my head from time to time. Unfortunately I can only remember those four lines that I typed up above...the rest of the song completely eludes me! Strange, huh?

By Lucky on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 05:59 pm:

That might not be such a bad thing... ;)

By indigo on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:25 pm:

ok, I was trying to find an obsessive Smurf site - there aren't actually that many in english! Anyway, I found some site somebody had created to host all the webrings they had either started or were a member of. Either way, the eclectism of this list disturbed me -

Smurfs ~ Webrings~ QUEEN ~ Radiohead ~ Jerry Springer~ Tribute ~ Midis ~ Republican News ~ Texas A&M~ MST 3000 ~ Jenny Jones ~ Celeb Addresses ~ ICQ

I'm trying to imagine what type of person feels so strongly about all these things to start webrings. hmm. Do these strange little corners of the net ever worry you?

By sarki on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 12:00 am:

Bitch

By MAN H8ER on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 02:05 am:

Bastard

By sarki on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 07:27 pm:

Slag

By Slag on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 07:39 pm:

Motherfuck guy!

By Lucky on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 08:20 am:

What's even more worrying was a 'SMURFS ARE COMMUNISTS' site I had the pleasure of seeing once. But that was from a link on the Fo3 site, so it's not that surprising.

By MAN H8ER on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 10:06 am:

Fuckhead

(Not you, sister! Lucky that is.)

And up yours, Rob Ruck.

By sarki on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 06:59 pm:

Whore

By Whore on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 10:16 pm:

Fuck you Sarki, you fat ugly goth.

By * on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 02:12 am:

GO ON YERSELF!!!!!!

By purk on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 02:25 am:

hmmmmmm

this is my song for a clown

the little girl went to watch the show,
its where all the small kids go,
she had missed it up to the first half,
then all of a sudden she heard a laugh..

the noise was low then high paced out,
slow grumble edging to a shout,
the girl turned round to see of the sound,
with shock and scare she fell to the ground..

standing tall was the large painted clown,
its eyebrows arched into an evil frown,
as it laughed she looked at its jaws,
razor sharp teeth that looked like claws..

she counldnt move was frozen with fear,
trapped in the lights of a wandering deer,
the clown advanced and grabbed her head,
twisted hard to ensure she was dead..

happy in the knowledge of having food,
the clown was in a fantastic mood,
it fed then went to watch the show,
its where all the small kids go.

By ¬ on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 03:24 pm:

Woah

By shame on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 03:38 pm:

I like sour candy

I am addicted to my life

I will never make the same mistake

I will forget to think about that

By SARKI on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 07:23 pm:

Slut

By Autonomous on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 07:57 pm:

CUNT

By purkle on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 11:55 pm:

pants?

By Hard Man on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 05:52 pm:

Interesting shirt, I thought.

By Sarki on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:49 pm:

Fungus Face

By Soft Woman on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 07:11 pm:

Nice...shirt.

By MANH8ER on Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 09:49 pm:

PATRIARCHAL PIG!

By fear on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 01:21 am:

hehe...that made me smile (the shirt, not all of the shouting going on)

By Autonomous on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 02:00 am:

WHAT SHOUTING!?!?

By Rob Ruck on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 09:57 am:

Man H(I can't even type such a simple word as 'hater' so I have to use numbers instead)ter:

"And up yours, Rob Ruck."
Sure, anytime you'd like

By Hallie on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 11:16 pm:

ooh, is that Courtney? Mmmmm ....... he's a fuckin hottie. (that doesn't translate well into writing ... stupid vacant tweeny words)
oh well -

Happy days to everyone!
~ Nat.

By Lucky on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 12:02 pm:

Hee hee I just remembered how pathetic Mogwai looked when they went through all that shirty trouble to piss Blur off, and Blur didn't give a toss. Ho ho!

By indigo on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 08:05 pm:

hee hee! and everyone loves blur, whereas you can't ever trust a mogwai fan. (this is based purely on my mates freaky internet acquaintance, so don't shoot me, mogwai fans).

oooh Courtney - I'm in a massive argument at the mo with a friend who says he's rough. Rough? He's a scrumptious little scamp!

By OpenRomantic on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 07:15 am:

Courtney=Yummy!
need I say more?

By chut on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 07:27 pm:

I see young Courtney also suffers from that grey tee shirt/hole in left armpit, erm, configuration.

By Skrooie on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 07:42 pm:

Looks like someone actually doctored his top to me.

By Hard Man on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 08:39 am:

I dont think anyone doctored it.

By Skrooie on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 02:36 pm:

Looks tacked on to me. I know they're mates with Blur but I don't buy it.

By Skrooie on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 02:57 pm:

Ok, checked and yer right, it's bona fide. Looks pretty poor tho, you'd think with all that money from those nice men at vodaphone they'd be able to afford a better looking one.

And that armpit hole is a disgrace.

By zippy on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 04:18 am:

Zippydeedoodah


Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

By Hard Man on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 06:56 am:

I've never seen Courtney Taylor wearing anything that looks even slightly new, let alone in good condition!

By indigo on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 04:44 pm:

I love the Dandy Warhols!

In fact, my dad was doing a pitch to Vodafone last year for internal advertising, and he asked me what music he should play with the pitch. (he's completely clueless and he always asks me or my sisters, but by listening to hundreds of songs and whittling them down to something usable I get to nick the CDs when they've finished). I recommended Bohemian Like You (he rejected Rings Around the World, which was my first choice), but his pitch failed. 6 months later, what is playing on the ads, catapulting the dandy's to (bigger) stardom and recognition by the little slags that sit at the back of the bus? Why, tis courtney!

By Skrooie on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 12:37 am:

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Yes.

By Pooie on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:04 pm:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

No.

By Firestarter on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:32 pm:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Maybe.

By Quintal on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:48 am:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Kewl.

By indigo on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:47 pm:

Well, thankyou for those votes of confidence, you cynical internet people...
God I'm tired - this morning I walked from the Tate Modern to Oxford Circus. for anyone who doesn't live near London, that's far too far to walk in stupid shoes.

By Pinocchio on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 06:27 pm:

I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me

Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me

I've got no strings
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me

By sm@sher on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 06:31 am:

kewl song babe
u sound hot
do u wanna do a pix swap?
kewl

By KaleidosCoper on Tuesday, April 2, 2002 - 12:56 am:

GROOVE IS IN THE HEART
(Deee-Lite)


I'm going to dance 3x

And have some fun.

Dig

The chills that you spill up my back keep me filled with satisfaction when we're done satisfaction of what's to come i couldn't ask for another i couldn't ask for another your groove i do deeply dig no walls only the bridge my supperdish my succotash wish i couldn't ask for another i couldn't ask for another

Chorus: groove is in the heart

Bootsy Collins says: Astronomical Hit Me Watch out

The depth of hula groove move us to the dance hoop we're goin' thru to horten hears a who I couldn't ask for another

dj soul(SOUL) was on a roll i been told he can't be sold he's not vicious or malicious just de-lovely and delicious i couldn't ask for another

Q-Tip from a Tribe called Quest: SOMEONE'S IN THIS TORSO (YEAH) HOT! GOTTA DEAL YOU WANNA KNOW (WANNA KNOW) DEEE-LITEFUL TRUE IT'S DEEE-LITEFUL (LITEFUL) MAKIN IT DOIN IT 'SPECIALLY AT SHOW (SHOW) FEELING KINDA HIGH LIKE A HENDRIX'S HAZE (HAZE) MUSIC MAKES MOTION MOVES LIKE A MAZE (MAZE)ALL INSIDE OF ME (SIDE) HEART ESPECIALLY (YEAH) HELP OF THE RHYTHM WHERE I WANNA BE (C'MON)FLOWING GLOW WITH THE ELECTRIC EYE (HA) AS YOU DIP TO THE DIVE BABY YOU REALIZE (YEAH) BABY YOU'LL SEE THE FUNKY SIDE OF ME BABY YOU'LL SEE THAT RHYTHM IS THE KEY (HMM!) GET GET READY WITH IT (WITH IT) CAN'T CAN'T QUIT IT (QUIT IT) STOMP ON THE STOOP WHEN I HEAR A FUNK LOOP(LOOP)PLAYING PIED PIPER FOLLOW WHAT'S TRUE BABY JUST SING ABOUT THE GROOVE....... Bootsy: sing it

Lady Kier: chorus 4x: groove is in the heart na na na na na

1, 2, 3 Bootsy: bbbbbllrlrlrlrlrlrrlrlrlrlrlr

Q-tip: blow them horns along

Bootsy: groove is in your heart

Lady Kier: groove is in the heart

Bootsy: yeah

Groove is in the heart 3x

By Karla on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 05:17 am:

EVERYTHING SHE WANTS
(Wham!)


Somebody told me
boy Everything she wants is everything she sees
I guess I must have loved you
because I said you were the perfect girl for me, baby
And now we're six months older
And everything you want and everything you see
Is out of reach not good enough
I don't know what the hell you want from me
Somebody tell me
Why I work so hard for you
Some people work for a living
Some people work for fun
girl, I just work for you
They told me marriage was a give and take
Well you've shown me you can take
You've got some giving to do
And now you're telling me you're having my baby
I'll tell you that I'm happy if you want me to
But one step further and my back will break
If my best isn't good enough then how can it be good enough for two?
I can't work any harder than I do
Somebody tell me
Why I work so hard for you
Why do I do the things I do?
Tell you if I knew
My god, I don't even think that I love you
How could you settle for a boy like me
When all I can see was the end of the week
When all I can see was the end of the week
All the things we sign
And the things we buy
Aint gonna keep us together
It's just a matter of time
My situation never changes
Walking in and out of that door
Like a stranger but with wages
I give you all you say
You want more
And all I could see was the end of the week
All the things we sign
And the things we buy
Aint gonna keep us together
Girl, it's just a matter of time
Somebody tell me
Why I work so hard for you

By Karla on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 05:56 am:

YUKO & HIRO
(Blur)


This is my workplace
And these are the people
I work with Yuko and Hiro
We work together
We work for the company
That looks to the future
We work hard to please them
They will protect us

I never see you
We're never together
I'll love you forever

I drink in the evenings
It helps with relaxing
I can't sleep without drinking
We drink together
From Monday to Saturday
I go to my workplace
But on Sunday we're together
Yuko and Hiro

By Oom Papa! on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 03:52 am:

LIVIN' THING
By ELO

Sailin' away on the crest of a wave
It's like magic
Rollin' and ridin' and slippin' & slidin'
It's magic

And you, and your sweet desire,
You took me,
higher and higher, baby
It's a livin' thing,
It's a terrible thing to lose
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.

Making believe this is what you've conceived
From your worst day,
Moving in line when you look back in time
To your first day

And you, and your sweet desire,
You took me,
higher and higher, baby
It's a livin' thing,
It's a terrible thing to lose
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.

Takin' a dive 'cos you can't halt the slide
Floating downstream,
So let her go don't start spoiling the show
It's a bad dream

And you, and your sweet desire,
You took me,
higher and higher, baby
It's a livin' thing,
It's a terrible thing to lose
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.

By Karla on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 04:50 am:

By Karla on Wednesday, May 1, 2002 - 11:13 pm:

N.S.U.
(Cream)


Driving in my car, smoking my cigar,
The only time I'm happy's when I play my guitar.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Singing in my yacht, what a lot I got,
Happiness is something that just cannot be bought.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

I've been in and I'm out, I've been up and down,
I don't want to go until I've been all around.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

What's it all about, anyone in doubt,
I don't want to go until I've found it all out.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

By Karla on Saturday, June 29, 2002 - 04:16 am:

A Pirate's Life For Me


Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.


We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We kidnap and pillage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!


Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.


We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!


Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.


We kindle and char and inflame and ignite
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're rascals, and scoundrels, and villains, and knaves
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!


Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.

By Sarki on Saturday, June 29, 2002 - 01:45 pm:

ho ho ho! What a gay song.

By Pulitzer Prize Winner on Saturday, June 29, 2002 - 07:26 pm:

By Karla on Saturday, June 29, 2002 - 07:58 pm:

I think pirates are so cool. And vikings too, but especially pirates.





Here's another pirate song:
(somebody actually made an MP3 out of this)


YO HO (A Pirate's Life For Me)


We decode, we transfer
We copy and crack,
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
We DVD and MP3
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Napster gone, But Aimster
Is here
Download me `arties Yo Ho.
With IRC with DCC
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Cd-rom buner and soon DVD
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
Movies and Software
and Everything else
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Were boys and girls
at microsoft
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
Were kids and hacker,
and Really cool guys
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Were average joes
And record execs
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
We're Teens doing it
For mom and dad
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

By Thomas Pancake on Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 02:11 pm:

Yeah!

By Friik on Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 06:24 pm:

yea Pirates are cool (buccaneers to)
would you like to know where they got that stereotypical Pirate accent from.
Well most of them were press ganged from the Westcountry(England that is) and instead of being Farmers were sailors.
So Basically the Pirate Accent is Pure Devonshire.

By Pinkbeard the Gay Pirate on Monday, July 1, 2002 - 02:02 pm:

YO HO YO HO YO HO YO HO!

By Ye, there be Pirates treasure Here on Monday, July 1, 2002 - 06:51 pm:

YAR!!

By DE DWED PIWATE WOBETTS on Thursday, July 4, 2002 - 02:31 am:

DE DWED PIWATE WOBETTS TAKES NO SUWVIVOWS! AW YOW WOWST NIGHTMAWES AW ABOUT TO COME TWUE! THE DWED PIWATE WOBBETS IS HEEW FOW YOW SOUW!!

¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºº¤ø

By Lucky on Thursday, July 4, 2002 - 10:55 am:

Oooooh that's trippy!

By Hooligan on Thursday, July 4, 2002 - 08:16 pm:

It's a load of old bollocks, just like this topic.
Pirates are gay, "shiver me timber" must be some sort of international gay signal! ho ho ho

By Karla on Saturday, July 6, 2002 - 07:47 pm:

I'd like to dedicate this song to my new cat, Jinxie.


I love you
(http://b3ta.com/i-love-you/)


I love you
I really, really do
I love you
I hope you love me too

I look in your eyes
and I think that you're great
stick with me for a while
and I'll always be your mate
you know I'll always be your mate

you know I love you
you're better than ice cream
I love you
you lovely, lovely dream

and I fall into your arms
and everything's ok
you're my sunshine and my love
in a rainy rainy day
in a rainy rainy day

you know I love you
I really really do
you know I love you
I really really
I really really do.

By Quintal on Sunday, July 7, 2002 - 03:02 pm:

That reminds me of a Dandy Warhols song. I dedicate this song in fond memory to a few dozen select people I've met in the course of my life.

I Love You

I love you
(repeated several times)

I only just met you before,
but I can't understand why
you don't want me more.

You think I'm too smart and weird,
but that should only
make you want to hear that -

I love you
(repeated ten times)

You make me feel really
unsure,
but that should only make
you feel secure.
Although we've only known
each other a bit,
already I can't sleep at night and I feel
like shit. That's right.

Ah's and bah-bah's

By Mr Steven Tyler on Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 04:52 am:

Going Down

(Elevator ping) **

"Third floor, hardware, **

Children's ware, ladies lingerie. **

Oh, good morning Mr Tyler. **

Going...down?" **

"Hehehe, uh" **



Love In An Elevator

Workin' like a dog for the boss man

Workin' for the company

I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin'

I'm gonna have a fantasy


But where am I gonna look

They tell me that love is blind

I really need a girl like an open book

To read between the lines


(Chorus)

Love In An Elevator

Livin' it up when I'm goin' down

Love In An Elevator

Lovin' it up till I hit the ground


Jackie's in the elevator

Lingerie second floor

She said 'can I see you later

And love you just a little more'


I kinda hope we get stuck

Nobody gets out alive

She said 'I'll show you how to fax

In the mailroom, honey

And have you home by five'

(Chorus)

In the air, in the air, honey one more time

Now it ain't fair

Love in an elevator

Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down

Love in an elevator

Goin' down


(Chorus)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper

Gonna be a millionaire

I'm gonna be a real fast talker

And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timin' right

It's a test that I gotta pass

I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey

Kiss your sassafrass

(Chorus)

Do you care, do you care

(Repeat Chorus)

By Uncle Kracker on Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 10:04 pm:

Uncle Kracker - Yeah Yeah Yeah


I might walk a little funny, but my walk is me
I might stutter when I talk, but I say what I see
I don't agree with every other little thing that's proven
I do a lot of things that I shouldn't be doin
I'll ruin everything you might have had in mind
I'm a consistent, belligerent, solidified find
Rhinestone freak, suburban star
I ain't got no money and I got no car
I might make par if it dont take much
See I dont ride very far cause I ride on luck
I stay stuck in a rut like I should
And I do it for the love of everything thats still good


Yeah!

By Paul Brandt on Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 10:07 pm:

Paul Brandt - Yeah!

My heart's been beatin' faster
Does it mean that I'm in love
I just can't get enough of your smile
I'm flyin' higher now
Oh baby can't you see
What you mean to me

Do I want ya
Do I love ya
Do I think the whole world of ya
Do I know that I'm a lucky man
Do I go to hold ya
Need to squeeze ya
Feel my head reel when I see ya
Wonder does this mean I got it bad
Yeah, yeah

You turn to walk my way
And it sends shivers down my spine
Happens every time
Like a waterfall keeps flowing
I'm over the top
Babe I just can't stop

Do I want ya
Do I love ya
Do I think the whole world of ya
Do I know that I'm a lucky man
Do I go to hold ya
Need to squeeze ya
Feel my head reel when I see ya
Wonder does this mean I got it bad
Yeah, yeah

Yeah...yeah...yeah...


YEAH!

By John Lennon on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 10:00 am:

She loves you, yeah yeah yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah!

YEAH!

By Rita on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 10:08 am:

Really?

By John Parrot on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 08:51 pm:

Really?

By Autonomous on Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 04:13 am:

Yeah really.