Who would you say the best looking and ugliest male and female rock stars are? This does not include fucking manufactured boyband/popstar cack. I'm talking real musicians!
Name your top 10, I suppose blur count.
I'm talking people in their peek so I suppose kurt cobain can count from when he was about 25 as opposed to now when he's just a decomposing maggot farm.

Heres mine

TOP 10 BEST LOOKING BLOKES
10. James Walsh (starsailor)
9. Fran Healy (Travis)
8. Andy Dunlop (Travis)
7. Sting
6. Alex James (blur)
5. Morrissey
4. Gavin Rossendale (Bush)
3. Kelly Jones (Stereophonics)
2. Damon Albarn (before he went old and bald)
1. Nicky Wire (Manics)

UGLY BLOKES
10. Dave Rowntree (blur)
9. Liam Gallagher (oasis)
8. Jarvis Cocker (pulp)
7. Mike Cable (Stereophonics drummer)
6. Noel Gallagher (oasis)
5. Prince
4. Matt Belamy (muse)
3. Richard Ashcroft
2. Michael Jackson
1. Thom Yorke (Radiohead)

BEST LOOKING LADIES
5. Alanis Morisset
4. PJ Harvey
3. Tori Amos
2. Anastacia
1. Andrea Corr

UGLY BITCHES
5. Courtney Love
4. Donna Matthews (elastica)
3. Shirley Manson
2. Michael Jackson
1. Justine FrischMAN

By she taught me to yodel yodellay eehhee! on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 12:14 am:

Since when was Michael Jackson a real musician?

By kacy on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 04:02 am:

bestlooking guys:
1.Damon
2.Graham
3.Alex (are my loyalties showing yet?)
4.Neil Hannon from the Divine Comedy - don't laugh! He's cuuuuuute!
5.Mark JJ72

bestlooking girls:
1. Sophie Ellis Bextor
2. Donna Matthews
3. Louise Wener (sleeper)
4. Lauren Laverne (ex-Kenickie)
5. Honourable mention: Brian Molko =)

ugly guys:
1. every stereophonic
2. liam & noel

ugly girls:
1. geri halliwell (not a serious musician, natch.)

By ScamperVan on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 11:08 am:

Pretty/Ugly lists piss me off. Probably written by people who have, at least, ugly personalities.
But Justine, Courtney and Jarvis ugly? I know Jarvis's cousin, and he's a top bloke! I'll pass on the slur and he'll bash your head in!
Like Judge Judy says, beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Aye, sorry, that sounds like moralising wank. OK, so Victoria Beckham and Tex Perkins aren't what I'd call "worldbeaters".

By indigo on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 04:45 pm:

Dave and Jarvis do not deserve to be on an ugly list - and Matt Bellamy deserves a place in the gorgeous list, along with:

Brian Molko
Damon and Alex a couple of years ago
Graham now
Mark Greaney (JJ72 - ooooh, he's cute!)
Courtney Taylor from the Dandy Warhols

actually, kacy, i'm just gonna agree with your list. Although I think Noel gallagher used to be cute - possibly he just looked better when
A) I liked Oasis and
B) he stood next to Liam.

oooh, and yes, Geri Halliwell is ugly. I thought she looked better as a curvy slapper than as a small boy dipped in gravy, wearing legwarmers.

By indigo on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 04:47 pm:

ooh yes and the Wire is cute too! Dig that tennis skirt - sequinned baseball hat combo!

By kacy on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 04:16 am:

Pretty/Ugly lists are rather stupid, but we all have to be shallow sometimes...gotta admit I love pretty popstars. It's harder picking the ugly ones...I don't think I look very good, so I have a hard time slamming others. And I agree, Justine, Courtney and Jarvis are not ugly (though Jarvis is very variable.) I think Justine looks really cool, but her attitude pisses me off. Indeed Nicky Wire does look cute in a dress. On second thought he should share Brian Molko's pretty girl honourable mention.

By indigo on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 07:38 pm:

ooooh brian molko....

OK, I am aware that I have started 3 posts with "oooooh". i should probably stop. But it's just so.... damn... hard ... to give up! OK, I agree with your best looking girls list as well (isn't Sophie Ellis-Bextor just like a little china doll?) but doesn't anyone else think that Shirley Manson used to look great - Her hair looked like it had been carved out of something and she wore the best eye-makeup!

By latenightEggplantsnack on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 04:34 am:

Hmmm..Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

But here's my list:

Ugly Girls: Beautiful Girls:
1/Britney Spears 1/Gwen Steffani
2/Alanis Morrisete 2/Macy Gray
3/Jewel(I think she's a flake)3/Madonna
4/Jennifer Love Huwett 4/Jennifer Lopez
5/Pink 5/Tori Amos

Ugly Boys: Beautiful Boys:
1/Michael Jackson 1/Graham Coxon
2/Rod Stewart 2/Bono
3/Mick Jagger 3/Mr. fatboy slim
4/Jay-z 4/Dave Roundtree(He's cool)
5/Eminem 5/Dave Grohl(my home town
rockstar)go foofighters!!

I wonder what kind of cars the Blur boys drive hmmm....SUV's I bet.

By kacy on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:44 am:

Graham has some big dumb american SUV tank I believe. Damon has a bicycle... =) last I'd heard his license was revoked. I say, go Swedish! Volvos are brilliant!

By Lucky on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 12:52 pm:

Yeah! And Alex has a flying carpet.

By Autonomous on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

And Dave walks. Barefoot.

By barely_legal on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 07:42 pm:

what about mr julian casablancas from the strokes or mr nick valensi even!!!how can they not be on the beautiful list, but nicky fuckin' wire is!gawd...i dunno,i do agree with alex though

By Toupee Tape on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 09:15 pm:

Mr Nick Valensi indeed is in my list!

By Lucky on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 12:43 pm:

Mmm mine too. In fact...
- Graham Coxon
- Nick Valensi
- Thom Yorke
- Damon Albarn (around '97)
- Matt Bellamy

Is this it? Yeppers. No ugly list. Ugly lists hateful. Bad bad bad.

By kacy on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 05:00 am:

Oooh yeah I forgot Julian and Nick. Ryan Adams too.

By indigo on Friday, December 7, 2001 - 01:48 pm:

Oooh Lucky, I like your list! Although to be hyper critical Matt Bellamy has a sort of evil elf pointy face. Also, my friend's 15 year old autistic brother looks so much like Thom Yorke it's scary, and so i haven't ever considered the possibility of fancying him.

By Lucky on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 12:20 pm:

Hahahahhaha evil elf, eh? Never thought of him like that... hehehe. I spose I'm a bit bias after hearing their (Thomas and Matthew's) voices and... swooning, more or less. Tsk tsk, clouded judgement.

By Karla on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 06:46 am:

Thom Yorke...now there's a real man, hahah

By chut on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 12:56 pm:

who is Valensi?

By claimant on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 02:34 pm:

*shrugs*

By indigo on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 06:47 pm:

Strokes bloke. Everyone in the Strokes sound like they are out of the Italian mafia don't they? Oooh, more tickets for the Strokes at Brixton go on sale saturday morning... i cant wait! i am an obsessive about buying tickets as soon as possible - I bought tickets 9 to 11 for Placebo, and tickets 25 to 29 for Muse at London Arena! well, it impressed my mates who can't be arsed to buy tickets ever.

By chut on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 09:07 pm:

I was no. 6 in the now-defunct Ash fan club

By CHUT'S FAN CLUB on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:59 am:

Chut, you'll always be Number #1 in OUR club.


Forever Devoted,

Your Fans
xoxoxoxox

By Oom Papa! on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 09:25 am:

*shrugs 2*

By Karla on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 08:11 am:

Speaking of Best Looking Rockstars, I got this from a radiohead mailing list (w.a.s.t.e):

~~~~~~~~~~~

violence breeds violence

we need a world court

not a republican with his hands covered in oil and military hardware
lecturing us on world security

we need love and understanding and tolerance and good laws that apply to
everyone, upheld by those who are in a position to judge

praying for world peace is not such an embarrassing thing to do anymore
i
think

especially not this christmas.

thank you everybody on w.a.s.t.e. for still listening and sticking with
us
and
understanding the records we make,

i hope your christmas is peaceful and loving and spiritual.
does that sound silly?
don't care.

thom

~~~~~~~~~~~

I especially liked the "we need a world court" part.

By Jennifer on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 09:32 am:

Morrissey, Alex James and that guy named Ed from Radiohead- simply gorgeous but Wire from the Manics? NAH

By heather on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 05:49 am:

hm.

*graham
*nick littlemore (pnau)
*ed harcourt
*steve hewitt (indigo are you a strictly brian fan?) *graham
*dean (magic dirt)
*casablancas
*perhaps wheeler...
*bourke (gerling)

do you think people would have more interest in jarvis if he was more built? hm..

By Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

I LOVE DAMON HE IS SO HANDSOME!!!
XXXXXXX

By indigo on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 04:47 pm:

Well, I see the attraction in the other members of Placebo, but Brian is the only one to truly float my boat.... (although Stephan has a lovely arse....)

By kacy on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 03:29 am:

Jarvis "built" would be scary. I prefer the skinny ones really. Jarvis can look really cute sometimes but he can also look really terrible...dunno why.

By heather on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 06:19 am:

hahaa.. howcome all britpop boys are skinny..

hm, well i like steve.. what are placebo doing over there lately by the way indigo? i dont get much info

By tracey on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 02:00 pm:

Heres my list :
For best looking male!!

1) Alex James (Blur) - cute ass,cute eyes,cute smile,need I go on?!
2) James Walsh (Starsailor) - Gorgeous! need I say more?!
3) Kelly Jones (Stereophonics)-lovely voice hmm nice bod too!
4) Graham Coxon (Blur) - Lovely Personality, cute glasses haha
5) Tim Wheeler (Ash) - Gorgeous Irish Accent yum!,gorgeous singer,gorgeous smile,goregous body!! haha I could go on forever here!!
6) Too afraid to put this one down... umm Noel from Hear'say HAHAHA .... Cute !!! but crap band LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By indigo on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 05:54 pm:

heather - they're not doing much at the mo - finished their world tour for BMM in November (I saw the last show at Brixton....) and now they're having a rest. Ooooh I saw Ash last week - they played 27 songs! How amazing is that! 8 song encore! They played Teenage Kicks........ ahhhhhh.......

By tracey on Sunday, December 16, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

I saw Ash in June this year . . . Fantastic !! they are amazing live !!

By IcelandAlbarn on Thursday, December 27, 2001 - 05:56 am:

Damon, Damon, Damon and umm, Damon...I dont care what the hell his hair is up to, but he is all that and a bag of chips! Im glad he has a family now.
I like Graham becuase he's the stand-offish one sorta in a way, and hes cute in so many ways.
-Alexandra
PS-Damon, Damon Damon, Damon, Damon....

Damon ist alle daß und ein Sack der Späne!

L'homme, je pense qu'il est un vegitarian, si non, quoi que. Hes vraiment chaud bien que.

By fear on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 01:34 am:

funny to put the waste thing up here, karla

best looking rock stars? i like the way the Strokes look, i'd be happy to find any of them on my doorstep tomorrow morning

and i'm working on a special project of cloning graham coxon....but sssssshhhh it's top secret!

By indigo on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 07:21 pm:

oooh can I help?

My sister is walking round the house going, "Elly Casablancas, Elly Casablancas", to try to work out whether she keeps her name or not when she marries him. I told her there was more separating them than a name issue (like the atlantic) and she went a little mad and threw books at my door.

By Hallie on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 10:56 pm:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indigo, tell her she can't have him! Oh, *tear* ...
(goes back to dreaming ... MMMMMMMMMGH! Julian Casablancas ... it's such a perfectly beautiful name on its own. Ah, I'd laugh if this weren't so pathetic ... )

By Nat on Monday, February 18, 2002 - 10:57 pm:

oh, Fabrizio and Nick are lush are as well ...

By Scampathetic on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 - 12:32 pm:

Wtf is Jarvis Cocker doing lately,hanging round here in Oz, at the pubs and clubs I go to? He's come all the way from the UK simply to DJ at my favourite (seedy) nightclubs? Nah, there's gotta be more to it. Jarvis is after me. He gives 'celebrity stalker' a new but more accurate meaning.
What a trailblazer!