Who the fuck are they I hear you ask.
Best band of the fucking year, best fucking album of the year! Go and fucking buy it, its fucking top man, fucking top fucking tunes, top fucking singer, top fucking band of the time.
And may I just add that Tim Wheeler is a fucking tit, did you fucking hear him at that fucking festival? Cant remember what the fuck it was cos I was fucking stoned at the time but he fucking goes "Hands up if you hate starsailor" and at some other festival he says to them "The fucking verve! You're shit"
I'll fucking tell you, they're fucking tonnes better than Ash, I mean Ash are a fucking good band, dont get me wrong, but Stairsailor are fucking amazing, their album fucking shows how fucking amazing they really are. Go out and fucking buy it, Im fucking telling you!
As good as fucking Oasis they are! Maybe fucking better!
Mad for it!

By Fucker on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 10:11 pm:

Fucking shut up.

By BakeSale from Manchester on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 12:45 pm:

ah Starsailor, lol.

By Fucker on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 06:28 pm:

Stairsailor.

He called them 'Stairsailor', didn't he ?

LOL

By A Coper Who Talks Sense on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 03:38 pm:

Stairsailor. Oh dear. Only one letter off.

By indigo on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

Actually, i quite like that. Sounds like a Stannah doesnt it? Thora Hird could start advertising them!

By BakeSale on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 05:09 pm:

"Stairsailor" - it is a good name for a Stannah. I'd copywrite that immediately, indigo

By Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 06:41 pm:

And what might a Stannah be?

By BakeSoda on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 07:22 pm:

A Stairlift to help the old and infirm.

By Matt on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 08:56 pm:

So d'ya fucking like starsailor or wot or are you just gonna fucking flood my topic with irrelivant b*ll*cks all day? If thats the case then fuck off!
Anyone seen any of oasis' last couple of gigs? Sounded fuckin top man!

By BakeSale on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 12:17 pm:

We're only discussing the relative merits of a "stairsailor", just as your topic suggested. It's you that flooded it with irrelevant bollocks.

By indigo on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 05:08 pm:

*applause for bakesale* - and have i ever mentioned that you have a cool name? I'm feeling very positive today, bask in the warm glow while it lasts.....

By Nat on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 02:47 pm:

they're opening for charlatans UK the after my exams end ... should I or shouldn't I? especially in consideration that the amount of my recent overdue library fine exceeds the cost of a singular ticket to said event, post-tax calculation.

By indigo on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 09:53 am:

Well, I was actually put off going to Charlatans at Wembley because for my £30 or whatever the ticket plus train fare comes to, I want a support band I actually like, seeing as I'm gonna have to stand through them to be near the front. At Ash, I saw Seafood - excellent band, really liked two of their singles, got some moshing in, went and bought their album the next day. Whereas Stairsailor - might as well slit your wrists in a warm bath really. Ah no, that's a little harsh on them. They just bore me to tears really!

By Hallie on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 09:38 pm:

Haha, I've only heard one song by Starsailor, but it's quite feel-good, I love it.

By Toupee Tape on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 11:04 pm:

Starsailor are utter shit, I'm afraid! Come on Nat...;o)

By BIG BRETT on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 05:24 pm:

STARSAILORS SONGS WOULD SOUND MUCH BETTER IF THEY WERE BEAFED UP!

By tracey on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 05:57 pm:

StarSailor are good.

By sarki on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 07:53 pm:

they must be shite then if you think they are good.

By OpenRomantic on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 02:18 pm:

The Starsailor cd was just released in the US yesterday! I of course went out to get it and I think it's great!!!! I'm actually listening to it right now! I was kinda upset cos it was rather cheap, too cheap for such a great band, but at least they had it. The cashier said that people had been coming in all week looking for it. It's good to know that I'm not the only
American that likes Starsailor. Damn I'd give anything to go to the Charlatans/Starsailor gig! They'll be in town on my birthday. How perfect!!! Anyway I just wanted to say that I totally agree with Matt. Cheers!
Oh yeah, did anyone catch 'em on Letterman Monday night? It was excellent! I've got it on tape. They're gonna be on Kilborn the 10th.

By Buck Rogers on Wednesday, January 9, 2002 - 07:56 pm:

They are great aren't they, they're from my home town too! well Starsailor are, I've never heard of STAIRsailor!
What are they doing supporting the Charlatans anyroad? It should be the other way round! Can't complain, it was a top gig!

By OpenRomantic on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 01:46 pm:

Fuck fuck fuck!!! Last night Starsailor were going to be on Conan so I set my alarm to get up at 2am which would have been in plenty of time to see 'em and it wasn't til 2:20 that I realized that they weren't going to be on Conan but Craig Kilborn which had ended before Conan O'Brien! Fuck!

By FUCK! on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 01:57 pm:

FUCK!

By Nepo on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 01:55 pm:

So...has anyone gotten the Turin Brakes cd? I think I like it better than Starsailor's. Shhhh...don't tell 'em. *hehe*

By Simon on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 07:12 pm:

I haven't heard Starsailor's, but I have The Optomist. It's good. I like. Very easy to listen to, and sing along to.

By indigo on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 07:21 pm:

Turin Brakes are kind of nice aren't they? However, my fave band of the moment are Seafood. I even went to the trouble of copying their CD from the library. High praise indeed!