Another brand-new Coping! We are indeed fortunate that Mr. Milestone has chosen to bestow this upon us not once, but twice! No new topic is complete without Eddy calling it "total bollocks" so take it away mate...

By Eddy on Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 10:31 pm:

This is total bollox!

By tam on Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 11:04 pm:

it is eddy!!!!
damn this sucks so much omg omg omg why why why this sucks!

i luv u eddy!

By Admin (Admin) on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 12:38 am:

blame simon.

By Lucky on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:04 am:

What's Simon done?

Ha Ha, oh dear. Won't Joe be disappointed that his epic topic got screwed...

By Lucky on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:05 am:

Dirty knickers, pop music, vodka and gin...

By Skroo on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 10:34 am:

Hmmmm.

This must be what it's like to be a parent, having left your teenage offspring to look after the place whilst you're on holiday...then you come home to a suspiciously tidy house.

*checks vases for cracks and glue*

By Eddy on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 12:21 pm:

Oh by the way, I am disturbed that some cunty has forged my name, as seen above.

And yeah, this is bollocks.

Love to you to mad Tam.

By Shaunée on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 03:07 pm:

*Pushes a rug over the bit of carpet someone mowed* Suspicious?...i think not.

By tam on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 05:50 pm:

thanks eddy.

By Lucky on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 08:45 am:

I've just heard Jamie Thomas.....
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

By Eddy on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 02:12 pm:

Jamie Thomas Jamie Thomas Jamie Thomas Jamie Thomas Jamie Thomas

By Lucky on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 09:08 am:

Really in-depth lyrics, eh? Actually, I'll give the Nobel Prize to anyone who can translate all that shrieking.

By Eddy on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 02:07 pm:

I don't think the Nobel prize has any category for that, so it would render pointless.

By Grumpy on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 06:49 pm:

Oh so I turn my back and suddenly a conversation about the Golden D breaks out. Any way I think it deserves a thread of its own so......

By Lucky on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 10:04 am:

Fine then. Shatter my momentum, Eddy, you verb.

By Eddy on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 03:28 pm:

Adjective!

By Lucky on Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 09:38 am:

Ha Ha

By Grumpy on Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 06:00 pm:

All right all the verbs on one side of the playground and all the adjectives on the other.

I know which side I'm on.

By Lucky on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 08:58 am:

Waitaminute... Eddy's a noun too. Isn't there a little scared-looking group of nouns somewhere around?

Come to think of it, the nouns probably outnumber everything else...

By Grumpy on Thursday, August 3, 2000 - 12:07 am:

Yes we are all nouns but as one who prefers diversity I like to concentrate on the differences.

Is there any thing that doesn't have a noun? I suppose there is that vague feeling somewhere between angst and discontent which you get wandering in to work in the morning. No not work, school, school, no universtity, that's what I meant to say, university.

Nobody has the faintest idea what I am talking about do they?

By Lucky on Thursday, August 3, 2000 - 08:45 am:

Err, no.

By nathallie on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 03:57 pm:

oh god - go away for two months, and i come back and then THIS - EVERYONE LEARN THEIR LESSON - stop ruining boards. lots of love, nat.

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:31 pm:

Yeah!

By Thomas Williams Invasion II on Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 07:52 pm:

Yeah!

By Thomas Williams on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 09:43 pm:

Yeah!

By Thomas Williams Is A Wanker on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 03:04 pm:

Yeah! That's true as well

By moomin on Tuesday, November 7, 2000 - 01:12 am:

monkey

By Stircrazy on Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:10 pm:

donkey

By Tina Gayndor-Smythe on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 12:18 pm:

Absolutely!

By Thomas Williams on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 09:44 pm:

what do members of blur use to cut pieces of wood up?
They use......
A COPING SAW!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

By Bree on Friday, December 1, 2000 - 05:24 pm:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By Julian Clarey on Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 03:54 pm:

Ooh this looks like another sticky moment

By Bettina on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 08:20 pm:

Was ist das?

By Wolfgang on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 08:18 am:

Das ist meine Mutter.

By sheldic on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 06:34 am:

can anybody tell me when blur will be touring in england anywhere?

By Julia on Friday, March 23, 2001 - 12:41 am:

where are all of you guys? it's so empty in here! does anyone know some blur tour dates? i'm dying to see them.

By Candy Cane on Friday, March 23, 2001 - 03:00 pm:

why hello there.
none of u are PLOOTING against me are you?
good, so long as u dont patronize me!
I AM NOT PARANOID!
i'm complicated....
AND i can DRAM!, well i try
goodbye
Rodger, over, i'm out!

By : on Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

Here goes nuthin. . .

By Julia on Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 06:18 pm:

definitely

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:11 pm:

Yeah!

By leonella on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:41 pm:

Somebody of Brazil?

By hallie on Saturday, September 22, 2001 - 04:49 am:

here we go again indeed. it's time we got going again.

By bland, lower case female on Saturday, September 22, 2001 - 09:32 am:

oh wow, yeah, come on. let's get going!

By indigo on Saturday, September 22, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

who dares to take the piss out of writing in lower case?

By Nat on Saturday, September 22, 2001 - 10:39 pm:

heheh ... lower case is tops. like that poet, was it something like e.e. cummings?

By Oom Papa! on Sunday, September 23, 2001 - 01:58 am:

Who dares? Who dares? I demand an answer.

By Kenzie on Sunday, September 23, 2001 - 02:24 pm:

e.e. cummings wrote in all lower case.... yup.

By nittaya on Monday, September 24, 2001 - 08:46 pm:

(thank you kenz!)

By Kenzie on Tuesday, September 25, 2001 - 02:07 am:

anytime

By Frederick Tomlinson on Tuesday, September 25, 2001 - 08:49 pm:

And the relevence of that comment being what exactly?

By The Occifer on Wednesday, September 26, 2001 - 10:22 am:

And the relevance of your existence being what exactly?

By Frederick Tomlinson on Wednesday, September 26, 2001 - 09:29 pm:

And the relevance of that insult being what exactly?

By A Coper Who Talks Sense on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 05:06 am:

It was a question, Fred, not an insult.

By The Occifer on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 02:04 pm:

E.E. Cummings didnt write in lower case in his novel. What was it called? The Enormous Room, or something like that. I havent read it. Anyroad, the E.E. Cummings Society has also been working on correcting the misinformation that Edward, in a fit of self-depreciating insanity, went ahead and got a lower case version of his name legalised. It's not true, he didnt!

By Anonymous on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 04:33 pm:

Frederick Tomlinson= Thomas Williams = Spudgun = annoying cunt.

By Anonymous on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 04:50 pm:

Anonymous = Coward = Scaredy Cat

By Chris on Friday, September 28, 2001 - 10:22 pm:

Surely not. I mean, Thomas Williams was ever so nice, but this new Tomlinson character is at best unsavoury.

By Frederick Tomlinson on Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 11:09 pm:

And the relevance of that comparison being what exactly?

By chris on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 12:27 am:

LOL, hope you all remember to say "white rabbit" today! Its important to say it on the first off the month!

By chris on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 12:27 am:

LOL, hope you all remember to say "white rabbit" today! Its important to say it on the first off the month!

By indigo on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 05:05 pm:

why? IMy mum always wakes me up going "pinch punch first of the month" and pinches me, but i decided this is cruelty.

By mor_2000 on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 07:59 pm:

what the hell does this bullshit have to do about the best band in the world

By Chris on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 09:16 pm:

But this site has nothing to do with Green Day.

By VoxPop100 on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 02:47 am:

Has anyone heard the new Pulp cd?
Its amazing.

"Pulp have made their finest album to date" - The Guardian - Album of the week.

http://www.pulponline.com

By BakeSale on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 09:45 am:

The new Pulp album is indeed excellent. I quite surprised myself actually, I've never been a Pulp fan before.

By Chris on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 10:12 am:

I think it's absolutely brilliant. I was a bit of a Pulp fan before, but 'this is hardcore'. The only problem is that it's difficult to choose a favourite track.

By ChrisZ on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 11:27 am:

LOL i didint think u'd like pulp. pick the Trees chris cuz it rocks!!! LOL

By shellie on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

will you 2 stop fighting. your not doing yourself any good......

By Fried~Butter on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

... To reiterate a (by now) moot point & obsolete issue, Bjork turned the E.E Cummings poem 'Sun In My Mouth' into a song on her new album. On the inside of the CD, she thanks the "E.E Cummings estate". So I guess you were right, Quintal. Any way, anybody heard Bjork's latest opus? It's absolutely beautiful, from start to finish. Terribly melancholic, though. Listening to every Bjork album, all the way back even to the Sugarcubes, I get the impression she hardly had a single depressing experience in her life, or a rejection from a lad until she was about 29. And when it happened, it hit her hard. But it's what Bjork has done with it that counts. Incredibly impressive, in mah opinion.
And I really like Pulp. Looking forward to hearing the new opus. Gawd damn it, I wish Napster still worked.

By Chris on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 03:17 pm:

You didn't think I'd like Pulp? I like them so much it makes me want to move to Sheffield. It's been that way ever since I saw them at Reading 2000, and they played Common People so darned well.

The Trees is good, ChrisZ, but I prefer Weeds, The Night That Minnie Timperley died, and Wickerman.

By chris on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

whatever

By chris on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

whatever

By Liza on Monday, October 29, 2001 - 08:28 pm:

God are you here?
God is a Godfuck


You know I went to the grocery last night. I was listening to Limp Bizcut, pretty loud. But I had just finished going to the gym, so I was pretty revved up. After running 4 miles and weight lifting I was rrripped. Anyway these annoying peace hippie arab kids put a flyer on my car. Get this it said "Imagine all we need is love, John Lennon~No God No devil, only love" Kids! Too bad they don't know that there will always be some psycho that will need to be restained.Plus Limp's Fred Durst does have a positive message.
Sometimes I feel the world is filled with crazy people.

By Kenzie on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 01:58 am:

Fred Durst is a fucking idiot. You can take the white trash out of the trailer park... but you can't take the trailer park out of the white trash dipshit. And yes, there will always be some psycho, but it doesn't mean that normal people shouldn't try to be more neighborly and understanding, something I don't see happening too frequently nowadays. And, I'm not a bible banger or anything... but that drivel you wrote up there about God, whether it be your own drivel or not, is fucked up.

By The Occifer on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 06:47 am:

I thought she might've been talking about that obnoxious New Zealander who used to post here whenever he had a spare minute or two.
Fred Durst? I was amazed to see him singing at that vile telethon thing a few weeks back. And what's he saying now? That his lyrics are going to be more positive and uplifting in the future? Weak, weak, weak.

By Skroo on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 01:08 pm:

The only positive message Fred Durst puts across is : any idiot can make it big.

Big up Wes for walking out tho, hahah

By Liza The Wonder Woman on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 01:01 am:

Kenzie:Stop being such a DRAMA QUEEN!!
PS.Are you a man, woman, or beast?


Yes-I was talking about that New Zeal dude. I haven't been back here in years and I'm wondering what happened to everyone.

By Liza The Great Creative Endever on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 01:06 am:

Also Fred Durst was a tattoo artist.

By Wicked Wes on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 11:10 am:

Piss artist, more like.

By Kenzie on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 12:22 pm:

I'm a beast... you're a bitch, and everyone else in here are cute little pixies.

By cute lil pixie on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 12:34 pm:

aww gee fanx!

By Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 12:58 pm:

lol @ Kenzie The beast is in place to protect us wee little dieties from the bitch. *flys away*

By Sookie J on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 05:54 pm:

LOL Watch out Liza, Kenz bites!

By Simon on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 06:33 pm:

Gently tho, and it's not a bad thing.

By Kenzie on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 03:45 am:

LOL I think the only person who I've ever bitten viciously is my sister... when we were kids (We used to be the most violent little things towards eachother) And then... Simon. But... thats classified info.

By Sarki on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

Why has this conversation being going on for a year and 3 months now? and not one of you has said anything of any relevence whatsoever, sado's.
Up the Bhoys!

By ...................... on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

You sound like a cunt, Sarki.

By Nat on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 03:18 am:

i've got a turquoise little pixie dress, kenz! it ties up in the back like an apron. can i be in your vicious little flower-people army? please? i'd be ever so wonderfully evil! i've got these dances, you see, so horribly awful, it could make anyone cringe ... but where would i sleep? i'd love a pot of bright pink cyclamen persicum if you could arrange it, and i'm not adverse to travelling in pockets. you see? i'd be perfect.

By indigo on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 08:59 am:

i'm confused... ooh, coffee and tv is on the radio!

By Chris on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 11:10 pm:

Another brand-new Coping! We are indeed fortunate that Mr. Milestone has chosen to bestow this upon us not once, but twice! No new topic is complete without Eddy calling it "total bollocks" so take it away mate...

By Eddy on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 12:47 am:

This is total bollox!

By Chris on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 11:07 am:

I'm getting deja vu here...

By Scamp on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 01:06 am:

Just to liven the lively world of Coping up a little, please allow me to share a piece of ABSURD correspondence my sister is having with a guy who had advertised on the Perth X-Change ("X" being the operative word, it seems!). She expected no reply, as her (fake) persona was (at least I thought) overtly unappealing. But this bloke replied. It seems like a cheap piss-take - indeed it IS a cheap piss take, but somewhat amusing. I can't believe someone could take this seriously:

In reply to advert: (Fun guy, ties, g/looking...)

'Wine' and 'beach' sounds great! I'm 28 and while I have no boyfriend, I certainly hope things will work out one day.
I've always been stuck behind the desk here at this video rental hole (well not ALWAYS, but since i was just rising 15) and all of a sudden it's like....WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! coz your wonderful ad has made me feel busier than a one-armed paper hanger! (in terms of the fact that i need to do something about hair before i see you....i have naturally beautiful hair but this very tight curly perm i had a couple of weeks ago was probably in retrospect a mistake)
Last week i was about to consumate my relationship , my de facto relationship, with my very own 'Mister Big' (i'm sure you've seen Sex and the City) but at the last moment for some reason Sean (oooopppppssss!) decided he didn't want to live with me in that bedsit in North Perth (well, virtually a bedsit....my view, you see, was that the second bedroom in all conscience ought to be devoted to my wonderful, WONDERFUL! (there's simply no other word for it....) brand new WASHING MACHINE and dryer. Insanely, however, Sean refused to sleep in the larger bedroom with me. Despite the circumstances. I mean, I had assured him that he was more than welcome on my king sized futon, which i've owned since the early eighties).
okay, Married Man, here's your big chance to have an affair with a fantastic, adventurous Lady! By the way, my name is Lady. hence the pun. I got my name because, according to my mom, i was born on the same day that her dog, lady, died. along with all those pups. (Lady the spaniel was having pups....oops, sorry! OFFSPRING, too! i mean as well as mom!)
but i guess mom was not the greatest mom you could hope to have, what with happy hour and all. i soon learned to fend with myself, and to endure (tragically) the base jibes about my mom and the patrons of 'RJ's' (down th road).
You know I have lived in the same place my whole life? In the same suburb, anyway. I sense that you too might have an opinion on the homeswwest invasion of subiaco. but no doubt we will discuss this soon!
regards
kismet.

Brad's response:

Hi Lady, thanks for replying to my ad. I am just about to head out of the office for a Friday afternoon lunch and only just opened my email to see your reply.

So your into videos, where's your shop? I don't have much time for a detailed response right now but you sound like you are worth getting to know a little better.

Got to rush to get a cab just now but will try and make contact later (today if possible).

See,ya soon adventurous, fantastic lady.

Brad

By ChrisZ on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 03:02 am:

LOL

By chris on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 08:17 am:

shutup chriz, u give us chrises a bad name

By anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:06 am:

giggle

By ChrisZ on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:28 am:

whatever. I was just laughing, now I will laugh at u
LMAO u r so negative chris!

By heth on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 09:50 am:

London ice can freeze your toes..Like anyone I suppose ..

By Chris on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

And you're incredibly annoying. Both of you.

By ChrisZ on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 03:37 am:

takes one to know one

By Chris on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

You... are... my... nemesis.

By Trumpeter on Friday, December 14, 2001 - 11:56 pm:

Aye, never mind wee Scamp. I loved the part about her name being "Lady". *Roffle*

By Chris on Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 09:30 pm:

Another brand-new Coping! We are indeed fortunate that Mr. Milestone has chosen to bestow this upon us not once, but twice! No new topic is complete without Eddy calling it "total bollocks" so take it away mate...

By Eddy on Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 09:31 pm:

This is total bollox!

By chut on Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 10:26 pm:

I just looked at all those messages and thought how busy the board had become since it was wiped. I'm an ass-piece.

By Cepheus on Friday, June 28, 2002 - 01:02 am:

There is what there is,
There ain't what there ain't
I am what I am knot,
and do what i no,
therefore to be,
ain't as good as you say,
so good bye, sleep well,
and the tooth fairy will pay.

By Paul Russell on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 07:49 pm:

Trying to get hold of b-side of For tomorrow(Bonebag) not a member of fan club(for my sins)so did not get special EP and dont know anyone who has got it, tried record stores no joy, has anyone out there got any ideas(maybe there is a website I can download from?
THANKS