Mine would be http://www.tvgohome.com . It is amazingly funny.

By Butter~Twirrélinova on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:09 am:

Definitely the site belonging to the man I am determined WILL become my husband. One day he's gonna wake up to the fact that all those other girls out there were only phonies. Then I can stop wandering around the stores with all the other washed up starlets, with this stupid look on my face. Oh yes, will I be grateful when he sees that all along, I was the gold amidst the granite ~

http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html

By R~S~P on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:20 pm:

www.disappointment.com

Easily as good as TVgohome, but try them both.

By Anonymous on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:44 pm:

http://www.biitti.com/petrinygard

By Anonymous on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:48 pm:

Oh yeah and http://www.kauhajoki.fi/kasino kasino is the best place in the whole world...i think. in finland at least.

By Chris on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 01:50 pm:

http://www.stormlounge.co.uk - it's the UK's premier independent music site.

By Chorlton Wheeler. on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:04 pm:

I like ze website that has a fabulous selection of horny, porny female prisoners. Take your pick - the one with the mullet ? Or maybe the one with the tattoo of Judy Nunn on her left breast. Each 'lady' offers different qualities, a picture, a list of hobbies & the all important RELEASE DATE ! Yes, be there when this ex-con finally walks & whisk her off to paradise.

From the weird, wonderful, mad & bad - from ladies to lady-boys, sexy & saucy, this web site has it all !!

Failing that, I would certainly shack up for an evening with Ana's Flashy 'Gary Lager' Asian friend - if he wasn't so smitten with her goodself. He DOES love you Ana, but you have to understand the complexity of the situation. When a gorgeous available hunk advertises himself to the world - he is bound to have a few difficult decisions to ponder. Be patient.

By th on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:08 pm:

I think the best site mention so far is disappointment.com but in my own opinion the best site is my own. If I could only go to one site on the internet I'd want it to be exactly how I wanted it....

By R~S~P on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:55 pm:

No, no, I changed my mind. Best website is my e-mail account. Do you see what I did there? Aaaah....

By cazza on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 06:16 pm:

www.yahoo.com
cos then I could reach my mailbox and still mail ppl even if I coulkdnt chat.

By R~S~P on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 09:09 pm:

Did I not just say that?

By cazza on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:10 am:

apperantly Chris.

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:13 am:

hmmm. I think www.transcopic.com is a pretty cool place.

*apparently* Cazza.

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:16 am:

Did you get my letter then Chris?

By Joe on Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:52 pm:

Well....I think it's a bit of a cop-out choosing your own site. Cos then you just see what you write....and that's a bit depressing. Plus you could look at your own site on whatever webpage making progamme you have. If I could just look at my site (http://familyof3.bizland.com family fans...) I would go fucking insane.

By cazza on Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:32 pm:

who cares about a fucking word Maddy. there are more important things to care about than how to spell *apperantly*.
I can't spell and I'm bloody proud.

By BRETT on Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:49 pm:

DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANY GOOD ASIAN PORN SITES?
ERR. MY FRIEND WANTS TO KNOW AND HE IS TOO SHY TO ASK YOU

By th on Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:04 pm:

I would still have my site because I can check my email from there as well. So there

By local scapegoat on Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:52 pm:

oh yeah, cazza, like making sure that the world's resources of salt won't run dry...

you make me laugh so fucking great

By cazza on Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 09:58 pm:

like I care cissi.
can you shut up. please. for once?
so that I dont need to take shit from you all the time as it started to get a little bit annoying, you know.
be mean to someone else but please leave me alone!

By Out Of Order on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 11:37 am:

Be mean to me Cissi!!!!!!!

What a shame it would be if salt ran out. Im sure people would be a lot more healthier! What aout my chips though, they taste so nice with salt on them!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! SAVE THE SALT!

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 01:41 pm:

yeah Cissi, y'know. We don't really care if Cazza makes you laugh or not, it's not that intersting information for the rest of the world, so keep it to yourself.
I don't really give a shit about if she makes you laugh.

By local scapegoat on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 03:37 pm:

cazza: I'm mean to everyone, my friends in particular..

but few of them are stupid enough to believe there's a lack of salt in this world..

maddy: of you don't care, why bother to post a message about it? love ya too honey

By cazza on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 03:48 pm:

shut up anyway cissi. cos I'm kinda tired of it, ok?

By local scapegoat on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 06:20 pm:

ok. but like.. who cares? lol

By cazza on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 06:24 pm:

I do.

By local scapegoat on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:05 pm:

oh yeah, now I remember, that's what started this whole discussion..

By Out Of Order on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 10:10 pm:

Its not important if there is a lack of salt.Im sure we will never un out.

So calm down!

By BIG BRETT on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 10:50 pm:

ARE THERE ANY COPING PORN SITES WITH ALL THE COPING STARS?
I AM WILLING TO SEND IN SOME PICTURES OF ME NUDE 4 U 2 PUT UP!

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:17 am:

Great Big Brett, I'm looking forward to it.

By local scapegoat on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:09 pm:

liam: did you just figure that out? ;)

your intelligence never cease to impress me, oh great lord

By cazza on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:18 pm:

it's not the fucking salt we're talking about here, Liam.
the whole damn salt thing has nothing to do with this. It was just something I said in school. and it was a damn joke.
No, Cissi. it wasn't that who started to whole discussion. it was the whole damn salt thing.
*sighs*
hell.

By local you know who.. on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 03:09 pm:

joke? tell that to my ears..

you know, one day you gonna make me deaf! lol

c'mon, I heard you talk about the same thing earlier that day, it amused me just s much then..

you just claim it's a joke now to cover your stupidity..

By Out Of Order on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 06:43 pm:

But the salt, wont somebody please think of the salt!!!!!!!

By cazza on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 06:56 pm:

I think our friend Cissi (friend?!) is already deaf. the only time i talked about salt was when we ate at Paddy's Pub. remember now?

By local whoever on Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:29 pm:

sure i do, but you talked about it earlier hun.

By R~S~P on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 01:51 am:

Shit. I've run out of salt.

By local scapegoat on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 04:00 pm:

alert greenpeace

By indigo - i don't understand this whole injoke about salt.... on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 05:50 pm:

QUICK! BEGIN YOUR SALT PANIC-BUYING NOW! I JUST HEARD THAT THE SUPERMARKETS ARE BEING SUBJECT TO A MAJOR SALT-BLOCKADE AND SOON THE COUNTRY WILL RUN DRY!

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 06:14 pm:

IIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

By cazcaz on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 06:23 pm:

whatever Cissi.
can we stop argue about this please?

By local scapegoat on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 08:16 pm:

alright cazza, would you like some salt?

By Out Of Order on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 11:07 pm:

Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Oh my god, oh my god where the fuck is it!

Shit, fuck, where the hell is...


Dam it I NEED SOME SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By salty caz on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:23 pm:

no thank you, cissi. but it seams like our friend Liam wants some.

*pours salt over Liam*
happy now?

By Out Of Order on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:18 pm:

No now you just waisting al the salt,How foolish! Insolent child!!

She has to be tought a lesson! Good and proper!

By cazcaz on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 07:14 pm:

oh what did I do?!
I'm so sorry Liam, but you asked for salt, right?

i don't think the world will run out of salt because there is too many seas.

By R~S~P on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:39 pm:

YOU CAN'T USE SEA SALT! YOUR CHIPS WILL GET WET!

Some people....

By cazcaz on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 08:46 am:

all I ever use is sea salt.
and my chips dont get wet.

By local scapegoat on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 01:36 pm:

let us in on your secret, cazcaz

By cazza on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 08:44 pm:

it's not a secret. as you might can read.

By Lucky on Friday, September 22, 2000 - 08:04 am:

Why are you people talking about salt?

By cazza on Friday, September 22, 2000 - 12:51 pm:

I can tell you this Lucky, but it's a secret so be kind and don't tell anyone, ok?
we are obssesed with salt. salt is the world. and we love it.
do you want to join our club?

By Lucky on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:50 am:

Very kind of you, but no thanks. Prefer pepper meself...

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:45 pm:

Yeah!

By Jeremy Steel on Thursday, November 2, 2000 - 06:04 pm:

No!

By Anonymous on Friday, December 22, 2000 - 10:02 am:

www.dullmen.com isn´t bad, it shows what the meaning of life is

By Lucky on Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:49 pm:

www.joecartoon.com is really funny. Dun mess wid Supahfly!