First off I gotta say that Micky is my m8 and he sent me here to shut Brett up once and for all. Anyone messing with Micky is messing with me, alright Brett? Watch yourself m8 or u r dead motherfucker. My band is way more talented than yours and we are gonna be rich and famous way b4 u lot are. Watch out m8, we dont take too kindly to our competition for Top of the pops.
Hahahah EAT SHIT! ME AND MICKY R GONNA POUND U INTO MINCE MEAT U BIG, SOFT LAD!! MUHAAHAHA!

By Joe on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 07:16 pm:

You are all pathetic, and my band's better than everyone else's band because I don't look like a snivelling, Pluto-voiced fat kid with no shred of originality in his oversized, pig-nosed ugly head. You make me weep about the state of modern music. Go to your room.

By alex on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 08:40 pm:

Fred Durst posted at Coping?

By Skrooie on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 11:41 pm:

LOL

By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 03:54 am:

Nice one Bill, nice one.

Anyroad,I just got back from a big night out with some of the lads which included booze,birds, big jugs and footy talk. A top night out yeah, good for the soul. only problem is that I gotta be at work at 8am and I'm gonna have a massive hangover cuz I drank I dunno how many pints, BUT IT WAS A LOT.

By jugs on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 08:38 am:

What about the "hello to all the hot coping birds" message at the end of your post? Or are you leaving it off in the cause of 'character developement'?

Lukas

By Anonymous on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 11:55 am:

This isnt a story, Lukas. It's not a film, a novel or a folktale. So why do messageboard posters need to "develop as characters", like you say? It doesnt make sense. Most people who post on messageboards stay exactly the same. Leave the Lad alone and take your jealous rants elsewhere. He cant help being more handsome than you.

By that guy who on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

Well, to put my message in context, I'm still not convinced that Micky(the lad) is a real person.

By Prissy on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 09:38 pm:

Don't keep saying the same thing twice!



Please!

By Big Brett on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 10:50 pm:

LISTEN HERE BIG BILL! YOUR NOTHING BUT A SOFT CUNT WHO'S TRYING TO BE LIKE ME! WELL LISTEN UP BECAUSE YOU AINT NEVER GONNA BE LIKE ME COS YOU'VE JUST GOT THE SAME PROBLEM AS MICKY WHICH IS A BIG FAT GOB AND NO BRAINS AND ITS GONNA TAKE SOMEONE LIKE ME TO MAKE YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!
I CAN SEE YOUR BAND NOW! YOUR NOTHING LIKE A SHIT COPY OF LIMP BISKIT WHO SOUND NOTHING MORE THAN A CAT BEING STRANGLED SINCE NONE OF YOU CAN PLAY SO YOU CAN SOD OFF!
YOUR BAND IS SHIT, JUST LIKE YOU! NOW GO BACK TO KISSING MICKYS ARSE AND DONT COME STOMPING IN HERE PROVOKING ME, LETS NOT FORGET WHO'S BOSS.
HAHAHABOOMBOOM! GOD YOU'RE AN UGLY LITTLE BUGGER, BUT NOT AS UGLY AS MICKY ONCE I SMASH HIS FACE THROUGH HIS SKULL!

By alex on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 11:52 pm:

I think what brings the piece all together is the penis atop his head. priceless.

By The NME on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 04:25 am:

Very good, Brett.

But wait a minute, isn't that you standing in the background there ?

You've been exposed, son. You're nothing more than Big Bill Murphy's backing singer.

You are, of course, consumed with jealousy and crave the spotlight of being the vocalist, hence you doctoring the picture of your tormentor and drawing a penis on his head.

Hurrah, finally we know the truth.

Or maybe it's your dad in the picture.

By The NME on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 04:27 am:

And who the fuck is that ugly thing up there with the glasses ?

By Joe on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 10:38 am:

Your Mum.

By Keondra on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 03:43 am:

So harsh. So cruel.

By la lo luke on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 11:10 am:

Keondra, I thought you just told be you never read Coping.

Lukas

By Keondra on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 03:15 am:

I said I never post. I read this shit though. I can't help it. It's like crack.

By The Occifer on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 05:26 am:

Ahh dear, Tiger65! Always good for a guffaw.

By chut on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 08:16 pm:

hahaha, that was quite excellent, Breaty Sow

By Prissy. on Monday, July 30, 2001 - 05:18 am:

If fashion is your trade, then when you're naked, I guess you must be unemployed.

By Oom Papa! on Monday, July 30, 2001 - 05:38 pm:

I guess you must be, Prissy. Naked and unemployed. Down, out and coming back up again. Cross-eyed and smiling; fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months.