Listen here Micky yeah! you're nothing but a big soft lad yeah! I know cos Angie told me and she also told me you were a crap shag yeah. and that Im a really great shag yeah yeah! Oh yeah, and that you still carry a teddy to bed yeah and you wake up crying for your mummy in your sleep yeah! Im gonna knock your head off Micky cuz Im hard, I know how to shag a bird right cuz I've got lots of experience with birds unlike you yeah so you better watch your back cos big Dereks gonna getcha!
I hope none of the birds in here take offence to this cos I like birds and if u wanna have a good shag just email me and if your alright I might consider yeah and we'll name a date yeah but it cant be on sundays cos Im playing footy and then getting pissed with the lads yeah, Im dead good at footy me, I score lots of goals, I scored this really good goal yesterday yeah, I beat 5 men then scored then this 6ft 9inch goalie started on me but I put him on the deck yeah. Im well hard me
And thats what Angie likes in guys, she likes a well 'ard old fashioned lad who gives a good shag and score lots of goals. Oh yeah, unlike Micky who's just a big soft lad and a crap shag!
You aint even a lad Micky! your just a soft little numpty!

By Thomas Williams on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 09:46 pm:

I thought saying "yeah" that much was my job...

By Derek {the lad} on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

I say "yeah" just as much as any other real tough Exeter lad, yeah, so enough cheek yeah, nice one nice one, yeah yeah oh yeah yeah, yeah, nice one, yeah, yeah oh yeah, nice one, yeah yeah yeah OH YEAH, yeah yeah yeah, nice one, oh yeah oh yeah, nice one, yeah.
Im a proper good shag me yeah, ask Angie, yeah, she's a proper good shagpiece oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I scored a goal last week oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah, nice one....

By Chris on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 11:45 pm:

Exeter? Come to Plymouth, we'll show you what 'hard' is all about. You big cathedral-city jessie.

By Micky {The Lad} on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 07:18 am:

What bollox.
Frankly I severely doubt this is the real Derek cuz the real Derek couldnt read the name on the back of my footy jumper when I ran straight past him to score a magnificent goal once upon a time. DEREK IS ILLETERATE JUST LIKE THE REST OF HIS FAMILY> AND A FAGG JUST LIKE HIS DAD.
Anyroad if this is the real DEREK then m8 I gotta tell u about one of the times I scored on my trip, yeah. Ya see,in one of the matches we had this fucking top grade bird as the referree yeah, highly distracting it was too cuz she had on these tight black shorts and this tight black nylon shirt yeah, with the top two buttons undone down to there, right, get what I mean? yeah. Anyroad as she wuz running around it was fucking distracting i gotta admit, putting me right off my game yeah.
Listen up, yeah. We had this corner kick, yeah, and Ricksy swung in a left footed curler into the box. Anyroad at this stage I was a bit distracted and was staring at this top grade bird ref yeah, staring at her as she wuz standing at the top of the box, hands on hips yeah, the lights glistening on her curves and skin. FUCK, WHAT A SIGHT.

So anyroad I couldnt help myself yeah, and I said, "HEY REF, YOU CAN BLOW MY WHISTLE ANYTIME, YEAH" but she must've been trying to act all official-like cuz she said "Shutup number 10". Anyroad Ricksy's corner kick was swinging in at this point and cuz I was facing the wrong way it hit me in the back of the head which stung a bit and knocked me over, but the ball flew like a rocket into the top right hand corner of the net. Nice one, yeah. 1-0 to us. After the game the coach said that everything I touch on the footy pitch turns to gold. Nice one, nice one.

I hope all you birds enjoyed that. I've got plenty more scoring moments (on and off the field LMAO) to tell u all about too, most of them involve more skill on my behalf too yeah. Nice one.

Love,
Micky.

By Lucky on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 01:07 pm:

Aww bless Thomas Williams...

By Thomas Williams on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 10:20 pm:

*sob* its no use, I cannot keep up saying "yeah" as many times as Micky and Derek so I might as well leave :-( *sniffle* Goodbye copers, I'll miss you.

By Androgynous on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 02:12 am:

I really hope you meant that.

By Chris on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

No, don't go! I for one would miss your refreshing use of the word "yeah!", you may not be able to manage to write it as often as Micky or Derek but your messages are generally much more interesting and less predictable than theirs. I think I can count on the agreement of most other Copers on this.