How much of an asshole is Micky?
Coping: Blur general: How much of an asshole is Micky?
I dont know whether its just me or is it everybody that Dicky's pissing off?
So here's the asshole-omiter. How would you rate Micky on there?
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Personally Id rate the bastard flying off the fucking scale cos I hate the cunt but it does seem a bit empty in here without that dipshit going on about his latest goal against a pub team with about 4 players HAHAHABOOMBOOM. or the last bird he wishes he'd shagged
Oh yes, good news for the coping birds, I met this guy called Alex James a couple of months ago cuz he came to this gig we did with lots of other young bands. I dont remember it though cuz I wos leathered at the time but someone took a photo of him. He was very shy and starstruck when he met me cos Im a proper star me HAHAHABOOMBOOM
Here's another picture of me at that gig where I was the star performer but that was before the 18 pints of Bud on draught, 2 bottles of wine and 6 aftershocks I had after the gig before I met Alex
HAHAHABOOMBOOM
He was a decent bloke though but I dont respect him cuz he's a has-been and Im a gonna-be so he should be privaledged to meet me.
im the good looking one with the fag on the right btw, Alex is the one without a fag for once.
A big hello to all the coping birds from me and from Alex
Here's another picture of me at that gig where I was the star performer but that was before the 18 pints of Bud on draught, 2 bottles of wine and 6 aftershocks I had after the gig before I met Alex
HAHAHABOOMBOOM
He was a decent bloke though but I dont respect him cuz he's a has-been and Im a gonna-be so he should be privaledged to meet me.
im the good looking one with the fag on the right btw, Alex is the one without a fag for once.
A big hello to all the coping birds from me and from Alex
Hey gang, i have to head of to aerobix real soon but i just wanted to say that micky is a sleazwebag ARESHOLE and u all shouldnt trust him.i hate his gutz and hope he dies. anywayz I have forgetton him and moved on with my *life* and now i'm having a *gr8* time with Derek and all my friends like Kristal and Sheea and Amy and Tiffany who all hate him 2 cuz they r smart enough to listen to me and wont let him touch them with a 40 foot pole cuz he's a creep. LOL!
See Micky i'm fighting back now wich U CANT HACK!! Get a life u LOOZER! I know what i want out of life and I go after it,unlike u who is going nowhere fast. U R SUCH A LOOZER. LOL!
Hey gang,Micky gets off his footie trip on the weekendd and Derek is gonna sort him out hehe cuz he's so mad cuz I've told him all the bad thingz that Micky did to me.DEREK IS GONNA SORT U OUT MICKY. LOL!
Anywayz gang its a nice day here and i gotta get to aerobix on my rollerblades, yay!!
Luv,
*ANGIE!*
PS-remember gang,you r never fully dressed without a smile!!!
But most restaurants do also insist on a shirt. Damn restrictive standards!
Angie, are you friends with Sheea again? I thought Micky shagged her, so I presumed you were sworn enemies. But mebee he only made it up. Any way, keep up this fight that Micky can't hack... I'm enjoying it.
Micky wouldn't make something like that up, would he?
Someone once said that the world is full of arseholes trying to be nice guys & nice guys trying to be arseholes. You dont subscribe to this theory, Brett? I wouldnt rate myself 70% arsehole anyway.
Personally I bet Micky is just a soft, cuddly teddy bear under that Hard Man persona. Actually, I'd wager the same thing of you. A little kiss, cuddle and stroke of your hair before you're out like a light, all warm, fuzzy & happy with the world, eh Bretty?
Go on, admit it, admit it! I can see it in your eyes. You're nothing but a big, soft lad!
HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
Yeah! precisely! thats exactly the fucking point I've been trying to get across for weeks now! If he saw me in a bad mood you'd see the big soft lad shining through and I bet his real name isn't Micky Maybrick at all! I bet its something like Michael Mayflower! HAHAHA
For the information for the people of coping, Micky or should I say Michael! is nothing but a SOFT LITTLE LAD who still sleeps with his teddy and warm milk, HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
Hey Brett!!!!!!!!
Every time u say hahahaboombooom like that I get all horny inside hehehe. I cant help it,I;m wild. I luv sex. *tells it like it is*
Luv ya!
*ANGIE!*
Hahahaboomboom!
Or is it just the way Big Brett says it, Ang?
Aww
She gets all horny inside. How saucy. Isnt Brett a lucky man.
lol@the wagon!
Anwyayz gang, I just got back from a long night of niteclubbing and i'm kinda tipsy hehe! Iwent out wit my frens Kristal and Sheeea and we hada gr8 time and meet some gr8 ppeepz 2. 1 guy said i was gorgos and wanted to do stuff but i had to tell him that i alrredy had a b/f and I was loyal to him cuz he's gr8 (unlike Dicky the looser) Just in case u new peeps in Coping havent seen my pix there it is 4 u hehe
Btw gang Micky and Ricksy get of their footie trip on Sunday night so i'm sorry to say that he'll probbly be back inn coping soon the tosser. MICKY U R GOING TO GETT SORTED OUT BY DEREK WHEN HE NEXT SEE U HAHAHAHAH! LOL!
You think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry...JeSUS.
You're demented because you think that the fish are going to bite you.
What Derek is gonna sort me out? LMAO If its the Derek I'm thinking of u have a surprise coming cuz he's a fag and so is his old man.
Anyroad as for that asshome-omiter thing that Brett made up - listen up, chubby. You reckon I'm "flying off the fucking scale", yeah? IF U KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT YOUR HEAD WILL BE FLYING OFF YOUR FUCKING SHOULDERS. You're asking for it m8. I'd love to be the geezer to finally shut you up for good.
Anyroad we went thru Huddersfield in the team bus and I saw a fat ugly bastard I thought was u walking down the street and I was going to get the driver to stop and then I was gonna take off after him and teach him a lesson, but he had a nice bird with him so I realised it couldnt be you. What a pity, yeah Bretty.
LOL
HAHAHABOOMBOOM! listen m8 u aint even got the guts to go near Huddersfield cuz we hate cornish bastards up here ok! Especially cocky little shitemongers like yourself.
Your problem isnt that your just desperate for a shag, you're desperate for a good kicking aswell off me. i dont care how many of your little pub footy mates you have with you I'd still beat the crap out of you because your nothign but a big soft lad so stop pushing your luck because your soon gonna regret it little boy!
*yawns*
*yawns 2*
* is wide awake and loving this *
FUCK OFF U BOLLOCKERS AND STOP POSTING IN THIS TOPIC. The sooner this topic dies the better. Nice one.
(Birds- dont post in this topic anymore,yeah. Good girls.)
The sooner you die Micky, the better.
Its good to be back, its good to be back..........
Can I make a plea?
To whoever is Micky: Just stop now. He was funny for a while, but nobody can be that boring for so long. If you are going to create fake personallities, they have to evolve like a real person. Micky has stayed exactly the same and now it is just laughable. So, either stop or make him more believable.
You have put a lot of work into the Micky/Angie thing but not much skill. Here is a model I used for a fake personallity that lasted about 5 months:
Starts off by insulting EVERYONE just to get their attention, insults people who have cancer, insult people who have recently died, insults women, insults kids, insults me, etc.
Boasts about how great he is.
Tells everyone to fuck off.
Then, after about 2 months, mellows slightly. Starts to help people out, chats to people nicely, etc.
Then, when I wanted to expose the truth, I started making him more abrasive. Then I tell everyone he was me and wait for the hatemail. My favorite was this one:
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Subject: Dear sir
To: nigelgreen99@lycos.com
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So, take it from the expert... don't keep up the bad work.
Rob
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I suggest that Micky is Big Brett.
Rob/Luke ~ there's one fatal flaw in your fake personalities, however. The hypocritical email I got yesterday from one of your characters had your very own IP number attached to it. I turned hotmail "message headers" on, you see.
I think I speak for the majority of decent Copers when I say "dear oh dear".
Surely people who create the fake personalities get bored.I mean its so un entertaining, and frankly sad that some people are willing to put tiem and effort into diluding people who they will never meet!(except in some cases)
We all know Micky and Angie are fake!It is impressive how you have kept it up for so long, but come on, please realise that it is sad.
Though I am as sad for writign this message, yes I know this.
All hatemail to the usual address
atleast Micky's good looking, and at one point or an other was funny. You have none of the above going for you.
Yeah, up with alex.
Anyway Jiggler, I'm only in the mood to laugh, so out it comes: "HAW HAW HAW!"
God almighty! I'm in stitches here!
I'm a bit confused. Who are we talking about here?
Big Brett vs. Mickey
heheh, alex doth speak the truth (ooh, i hate to admit it ... )
nice one boys.
love,
~ Nat.
Well Jiggler, I suggest you re-peruse Butter~Wagon's last post, put on your thinking cap (which, I might add, looks fetching on you), pour yourself a nice, warm cup of tea before lying down on your bed, scratching your head deep in thought for a few hours. Then, Jiggler, I'm sure you're brain will bring you up to everyone elses speed without too much difficulty.
It wont hurt, promise!
Hey I'm so fucking sick of all this talk about fakeness cuz i aint fake and none of me is,ok!! I fucking hate it when peepz make fun of my breasts and say that they r fake CUZ THEY R NOT FAKE,THEY R REAL JUST LIKE GOD GAVE ME AS A GIFT,OK. That's what my Dad alwayz says to me. So shutup u loozers up above (Out of order,andy,rob,not mentioning any names LOL!) Shutup and stop calling me fake CUZ I'M NOT,I'M 100% REAL AND NATURAL,OK. Anywayz u would be able to tell that they arent fake if u saw them and touched them but u aint never gonna get that chance cuz u are dumb morons trying to bring me down who I hate!
RACK OFF U LOOZERS! NO ONE INVITED U HERE!
*ANGIE!*
HeHe!
Hmmmmmmmmm
I see. I'm sorry about me and Ana falling out, I never meant any harm to anyone. Even so, I have nothing else to say, and after an email off her titled "The Last Word" I let it be exactly that, the last word. I don't know who is impersonating me in blurchat or sending emails to Ana but it certainly isn't me. Again, I'm sorry that Ana believes the worst about me but I'm not going to do anything more about it.
Lukas
Wot a shite excuse, your nothing but a liar, HAHAHABOOMBOOM. But its often best to lie to birds because they're more likely to shag you if they think your a better person for some reason, HAHA
If I woz you Id just bite the bullet and tell her the truth and if she shags you again she shags you again, if she doesn't she doesn't, there's plenty more birds in the tree to shag, HAHAHABOOMBOOM.
Good luck luke
Um, thanks Brett, but shagging wasn't the issue.
Actually, now that I think it over, I quite enjoyed bickering back and forth with Luke in emails, since neither one of us stood the slightest chance of actually winning the argument.
Stop posting in this topic. Thanks.
Go and shag a tree Micky, u dont like talking about birds cos you cant get one, so dont get shirty with me u loser or I'll make you pay!
Aye Brett, respect man. Listen yeah, he's a good lad is our Micky and lads like u should stop fucking fumigating him! Micky aint in the mood for fightin right now cuz he's in fucking hospital right now yeah truly. He got hit by a fucking car right in the fucking head and now he's recovvering surrounded by fucking sexy nurses and their sexy uniformes. Lucky bastard, aye! No but seriously Brett yeah, Micky dont need any of this shite, ya know?
I dont no what it was that made youze enemies yeah but I reckon if u 2 knew each other in real life youze would probably be best m8's. Micky is my best m8 cuz he's a top lad no 2 ways about it. I feel fucking guilty cos the night he got hit by that fucking alco behind the wheel we just got back from this wee bitch's crib after giving her a right good shagging, yeah. Micky pulled her @ our pub by himself but being the fucking top grade lad he is yeah, he invited me back to her crib for what we call sloppy seconds yeah. Fucking Hell, what a good m8 he is. A real good lad is our Micky. See Brett if youze was m8's in real life then you'd probably get some sloppy seconds just like he gives me,yeah! Youze 2 should try and get along for once. Just go with it man.
Hahahaboomboom! WOT? Sloppy seconds? the only time I gets sloppy seconds is when I shags a bird twice m8! which dont happen too often.
Anyroad, Micky got hit on the head by a car? I bet it was the birds husband that threw the car at his head HAHAHABOOMBOOM.
I wonder how many nurses he's shagged by now?
Yeah as a matter a fact it WOZ the birds husband that hit Mick but just shut up about it OK. Its fucking serrious situation he'z in. Lay off the c*nt Brett alright. He's a good lad is our Micky. Why dont ya written a song for him like Big Bill did yeah? Fucking top tune that one. Look yeah, this nurse told me last night that Mick might be on the mend cuz he looks like he is coming out of his coma, yeah. Gave her a wink the other morning, she reckons. Also the smart bastard whistled at her when she woz walking from the room. I reckon he's on the mend, yeah. Fingers crossed, aye.
I dunno, when Micky's in his grave he'll be whistling at birds as they go past, he just does it, hahaboomboom.
Tell him to get better anyroad cos I cant be arsed writing any more songs.
I've already done 2 ballads for the new beaf album
{The ballad of Jimi Hendrix}
He's alive! He's dead...
{The ballad of Dave Rowntree}
He's alive! And well...
Cool lyrics eh?
Very cool, eh. Anyway, what's the matter Brett? You sound depressed. Time for another month-long bender, is it? Go for it. I'd probably join you if I lived in Huddersfield.
Hahaboomboom! another bender is on the horizon now you've mentioned it but it probably wont be in Uddersfield cuz Im probably barred from most places there, harhar! Nope, Exeter is the next bender venue.