Anyroad, I'm going away on a footy holiday, so I'm leaving these pix for all you lovely ladies to remember me by while I'm gone. Nice one, nice one. Don't do anything I wouldn't, and continue pissing off Angie for me. Thanks gorgeous (which ever one you are). I've gotta get on the phone to a motherfucking dealer now eh.

By Lucky on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 10:35 am:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

By nat on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 09:54 pm:

sigh. little boys... oh the things you'll remember when you're old!

By Butter~Twirré on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 12:19 am:

I like Micky in his purple baseball cap. He looks almost vulnerable. Can it be that he's betraying just a hint of sensitivity, fighting to break free behind that brick, brick wall of hard laddism?

By Paige on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 01:34 am:

Some of those pics are very Red Hot Chilli Peppers in the 80s. The top left one kind of reminds me of Anthony Kedis..

Uhh... guess what I'm listening to? lol

By Kenzie on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 02:10 am:

Paige - Thats exactly what I thought. The one in the lower right looks like Dan does it not? haha Speaking of the Peppers, Did you get John Frusciante's latest yet? What do you think of it?

Call your dad btw. He's worried about you. You failed to mention that you were leaving and going to your new fortress of solitude (ie pimpin' pad) up north for the weekend and when he dropped by your place this morning your place was locked up and you and Gus were gone. I ran into him at Kam Wong's tonight. Told me to yell at you for him since he doesn't know your number up there yet. He really needs to break down and get a computer. But anyways, yeah. Don't do that to your dad, I know it annoys you but he still thinks you're his little girl. Leave a number for god's sake.

By Paige on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 05:02 am:

oh. heh. Thanks Kenz.

By Brett on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

Right then Coping ladies, I know you've been upset by those photos of that ugly bastard so I think you deserve to see some photos of your favourite coping lad, yours truely
So without further ado, here's the
BRETT INGHAM PHOTO GALLERY

By Brett on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

Right then Coping ladies, I know you've been upset by those photos of that ugly bastard so I think you deserve to see some photos of your favourite coping lad, yours truely
So without further ado, here's the
BRETT INGHAM PHOTO GALLERY

By Brett on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 05:01 pm:

Wot a bitch, stupid coping cramping my style, not to worry, I wont dissapoint, I'll get these pictures up here somehow and wipe that grin off Dickys face

By Brett! on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

By All the girls from coping plus most of the boys on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 12:16 am:

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Carmelita on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 04:56 am:

Are you really in Los Lobos or are you dressed up for Halloween? Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude but you look remarkably like one of their members.

Cute cat.

By Mrs Shah on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 09:05 am:

Surely these guys are taking the piss. Right?

By *ANGIE!* on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 10:10 am:

nice pix Brett hehe. ok Ive written a poem 4 Micky which he wont be able to hack, cuz its the TRUTH.
I often wonder what my life would have bin
if the bloke I was on with hadnt lived in sin
Yes Micky,you are gone forever!
the plans that we made
are like the last time we got laid
Im way 2 kind to get to know
your kind of mind.
and Im moving on with my life
you cant hack
that I gave u the sack
and your under attack
dont u ever come back.
I hate your guts heaps
this place is full of much better peeps
dont u ever come back!
by,
angie o'conner

By indigo on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 11:39 am:

wow brett, did you get those done professionally? You and Angie could get together and set up a greetings card company. You could do images, and she could do poems.

By Lucky on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 12:51 pm:

HA HA HA what a success that'll be eh!

By nat on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 04:02 pm:

ah, and the cruel side of lucky shines through...

By chut on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

That's f*ckin' amazin'.
I'm a completely heterosexual male, but I just have to see more of those. Keep 'em coming.

By Skrooie on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 07:14 pm:

Hahah, that is top, isn't it ?

By kacy on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 04:12 am:

I can't stop giggling....nice one boys and girls! Ooooh ha ha ha ha hee hee... "Brett n Angie's Greetings, Incorporated!"

By Big Brett on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 11:00 pm:

Screw you! Yeah! you too! you know who you are! And you too Angie, your just cramping my style!
At least Im brave enough to post loads of pictures on here, unlike some people who just point fun at people who post. I mean, Micky deserves it but why dont you post your own pictures on here before taking the piss, eh?
Anyways, Im not in the best of moods, Ive just been reading what that t*sser mickys just been writing and Im gonna get him back. He just writes tonnes of cocky shit and then sods off to his stupid football trip. God, they must be a shit team to have to play that asshole in their team.
I booked me Huddersfield season ticket today aswell.
We're going up this season, make no mistake about it!

By mad lepercaun on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 11:14 pm:

you guys use the word piss way to much lol i didn't know tosser was a bad word

By indigo on Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - 09:52 pm:

btw - what does "wanker" mean in America? I just won a Simpsons video (those surveys you fill in online can have benefits!) and at the end of an episode, Mr Burns calls someone a wanker! WTF?

By mad lepercaun on Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - 10:45 pm:

Mr. burns was calling that dude from u2 a wanker as a joke we don't use that word here

By annie on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 08:55 pm:

wow mickey your really good looking.tell us a bit more about you.

By nat on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 11:12 pm:

HA HA!!!


annie's funny.

By nat on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 11:14 pm:

(i am in no way implying that micky is not good looking - he is, very much so. it's the second part that scares me...)

By kacy on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 02:42 am:

yeah...heh, do we really need to know much more? And I'm not putting pictures of myself up, in fact I have none on the computer cos I'm not that vain, so SOD OFF BRETT.

By shellie on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 02:51 am:

mmmmmkay,lol...no way do we wanna know any more about him!

By Lucky on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 07:48 am:

I was my birthday yesterday.
And I'm now walking around like this

By indigo on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 08:37 pm:

yay! happy birthday Luckster! How old are you now? Can I share in the little pool of happiness? I just got my lovely copy of Amnesiac in a book!

By super fly on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 10:04 pm:

i see england i see france i see micky's underpants

By Lucky on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 06:00 am:

Ha, I'm 16 now, thanks. I think I have the best buncha friends in the world as well ;) Amnesiac in a book?

By *ANGIE!* special kitten on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 06:31 am:

Hey gang,
I'm about to head off to aerobix soon so i better be quick here in coping hehe. i have my leotard on right now just doing some warm-up exercizes.anywayz i hope u all liked my poems cuz i like them and I'm proud of them 2 because i think they are very emotional and stuff like that *not stuck up, just tells it like it is*
Anywayz gang, last night i went out on a roller-date hehe! i had a gr8 time and it was so much fun as we skated hand in hand along the streetz and thru the mall!!! this boy called derek picked me up from my housse at 7.30pm on some rented rollerblades and then i got my fave rollerbades from my bedroom cubbard and we skated off intoo the sunset, yay!! derek was very romantic and very nice 2 (unlike Dicky) and he knows how to show a girl a good time hehe. very experienced. Dicky doesnt get back from his footy trip for another 5 days or something but derek said that he'd teach Dicky a lesson if he keeps treeting me like a slapper cuz derek says i'm not a minger but a very sexy princess who deserves more hehe. anwyz gang just had to share that with u all hehe. yay!
*off to aerobix*
Luv,
*ANGIE!*

By Scamp on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 07:18 am:

We had Angie the 'aerobix' wizz, Angie as spurned lover...now, ladies & gentlemen, meet Angie, Female Poet Of The 21st Century! How can one woman have so many different talents?

By th on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 07:19 am:

I think I'm a good poet,
But other people think I'm not,
They say my poems don't have any rhythm to speak of,
And they don't rhyme neither.
I think they're wrong.

by Lukas

By indigo on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 10:23 am:

Oh, there must be a topic about Amnesiac somewhere! Neway, I got the limited edition one and it is a lovely little book full of Radiohead artwork (a la the front of Kid A) and the CD is in like a library card sleeve at the front.

By *ANGIE!* Sexy Kitten of Coping!! on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 10:31 am:

Hehe thanx scamp,i do my best ;) r u male or f?
lilestkitten@hotmail.com
Anyways aerobix was just so gr8 this morning,i left the room after being treated like a princess all mornng and when i got outside the morning sun hit my face i just felt so gr8,like a million dollars!!! so i strapped on my rollerblades as fast as i could and skated home along the footpaths *just missing heapz of peepz hehe and knockng over old ladies. LOL!* and ppl were shouting "hey watch out luv!" but i just kept skating really fast past them hehe cuz i felt so gr8 and happy and i'm a very good skater now from lots of practice.. i saw derek and gave him a big kiss and he said i should try out for the figuire skating team cuz i have a great figuire. i dunno though cuz i havent been on ice skates b4.oh well, maybe one day!!
Bye gang.keep smiling!
Luv,
*ANGIE!*

By nat on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 08:21 pm:

ha ha, cheeze & a half... but i'm happy you're happy!
have a great day everyone!
love, nat.

By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 07:38 am:

Hiya copers, I got back from my footy trip the other weekend yeah, and I gotta say it was a great trip too, yeah. You guys aint been posting much since I wuz gone, have ya? Strange, yeah. Anyroad just thought I should duck my head in this old place and say hello.
Just for the record- we played 7 games and won 5 which is a pretty fucking good record if u are asking me, cuz we played some top grade teams alright. I scored 6 times on the field (AND 14 TIMES OFF IT) Haha. A top trip, that's for sure.
Luv yas,
Micky.

By nat on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 03:19 pm:

that's 'cos it was broke, micky. (the board)

By Joe on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 10:42 pm:

Or your legs. Or was that a daydream?

By Nittaya on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 03:46 am:

we could have mistook it for his head, my dear. just to clarify.

By Micky {The Lad} on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 07:31 am:

Ya not still dreaming about me are you,Joe? I thought I told u that wanking over my pix didnt mean we had a relationship. Fucking hell m8, just forget about it and get on with your life, awright! i dont hold any grudges,but ya gotta let go.

By Joe on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

I can't when you smear your cock with glue, Mick.

Listen, I was young, I needed the money.

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 11:25 pm:

Haha m8...what was you on about when you wrote that bollox? Is it coz you don't like the Strokes?

By Micky {The Lad} on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 04:02 am:

HAHAHAHAHA what bollox. The Strokes are one of the few decent bands to come from anywhere in the last 10 years and anyone who says otherwise is full of bollox and needs sorting out. Sorry but thats just the way it is.

ANYROAD JOE,I dont smear my cock with glue Joe m8, that stuff u see is my manly love juices that get flowing like a river whenever I meet a sexy bird yeah, but I guess you'd get confused and not know what thats like cuz ur an impotent little sod, eh

By Big Brett on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 11:06 pm:

THE STROKES ARE PURE SHIT AND ONLY TOSSERS LISTENS TO THEM!
JUST WATCH THIS SPACE BECAUSE BEAF ARE COMING REAL BIG AND WHEN WE'RE BIG WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY DESTROY THE STROKES AND SLAG THEM OFF BIG TIME JUST AS A WAY OF REMEMBERING YOU MICKY. HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
THIS IS OUR NEW ALBUM TRACKLISTING. ITS A TOP ALBUM, THE BEST ALBUM OF THE DECADE SO FAR ID SAY!
1. WAKE UP CALL
2. NOISE BRIGADE
3. CHOCOLATE PUDDING
4. SO SAD TO SAY
5. THE CAVE
6. WHERE DID YOU GO?
7. AROUND
8. THE IMPRESSION THAT I GET
9. WHO'S FOOLING WHO
10. WHAT?
11. THE INTRO SONG

SEND ME AN EMAIL AND I'LL SEND YOU A COPY IF U WANT! WHO WOULDN'T YOU? THEY'RE AVAILABLE ON CD OR I CAN TAPE IT FOR YOU IF YOU WANT BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME PACKAGING AND ALL THAT IN ADVANCE, HAHAHABOOMBOOM! IM GONNA BE ROLLING IN IT.

By The NME on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 04:17 am:

I wouldn't bet on it.

What kind of idiot puts the Intro Song at the end of the CD ?

Was that meant to be ironic ? Moronic, more like.

I'm off to print up some t-shirts. I've got a wicked idea for a slogan :

Rather DEAF than BEAF.

By Joe on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 10:40 am:

Like it.

Although I am genuinely interested in BEAF Brett, it sounds...artistic.

By BIG BILL MURPHY on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 08:20 am:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dream on, BRETT. How many copies r u gunna sell? 2 and a half? My band MEAT AXXXE have already put out 3 fucking top albums and we even got a Greatest Hits disc coming out next month, so cop a load of that. If any of u bollockers want a copy then here is wot u can expect--

1. HELLO WORLD- WE ARE MEAT AXXXE
2. BIG BILL IS GUNNA SORT YOU OUT
3. WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
4. BOOZE & BIRDS
5. HANGOVER
6. FOC
6. THAT'S MY BIRD'S ARSE YA GOT YA HANDS ON
7. WORKERS WAGE
8. WAKING UP ON THE RUN
9. (I'M GUNNA) SORT YOU OUT
10. BIG JUGGED BIRD
11. LADIES MAN (MICKY'S SONG)
12. UP THE DUFF
13. PUKKA JUGS

And just a secret for u lot- this CD is gunna have a secret track at the end, yeah. If u let the track run to 3.12 seconds then u will hear a kickarse live cover version we did of Nookie.
Send ya details to Micky and he will let uz kknow if u want a copy cuz he's our mate.

BRETT, U READY TO DIE?





MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By Joe on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 07:48 pm:

You are genuinely sad aren't you? A brilliant live cover of Nookie by Limp Bizkit. Wow. Rush me a copy now. I'm sure the industry is quaking in anticipation.

I'd think you were lying if it weren't for those shit pictures...

By The Occifer on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 04:19 am:

Nice shorts, Bill. They flatter your figuire.

By Big Brett Ingham on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 09:13 pm:

Bill, you're nothing more than a Big Brett wannabe in a BEAF wannabe band so you might aswell give up, HAHAHABOOMBOOM
Limp Bizkit have filled your gap in the market whilst ours is wide open waiting for our arrival so watch out, haha, look at that, you say you're Micky's mate which i find hard to believe because Micky cant have any real mates because he's just a perfect charactor to fill the charmless man desrcription so sod off cos Brett said so!
Even Mickys boyfriend says your shit so face it
YOUR BANDS SHIT AND YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ARSEHOLE, HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 10:36 pm:

Oi, shut it ya big hypocrite Brett. You're the bloke who's lately started ending yer posts "hello to all the Coping birds" which I waz definitely doing first,so cut the bollox about wannabe's. And Bill's a good lad, his band are rippling their way through the South like comets in a summer night sky, so shut it!
1-Nil!

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 10:47 pm:

P.S Angie I only just read yer poem.That is really fucken appalling shite.

By Andy on Monday, July 9, 2001 - 10:20 am:

Micky how can one put this? I know!!!! Go and fuck a tree and then stick a lampost up your ass sideways!.

By Micky {The Lad} on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 08:08 am:

WTF r u talkng about, m8? You know? You know what? I'll tell you what you dont know - you dont know how much of a hiding I'm going to give ya if I ever run into ya. Jibbering away like ya not in need of a good, quick smack about the head with a cricket bat from yours truly.. for fuck's sake, m8. LOL
LISTEN UP, M8. STAND UP, RUB YER EYES, LOOK AT YER PATHETIC SELF IN THE MIRROR, SIT BACK DOWN, BE POLITE TO ME AND REALIZE YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD.
Either that or just plain fuck off.
Nice one.

By Dicky {The Sad Lad} on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 12:14 pm:

Yeah!

By Joe on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 10:15 pm:

Now that's nostalgia...

By Butter~Twirrélist on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 10:30 pm:

Please, Monsieur Joe, I BEG of you, go no further than that! It's nostalgic, yes, but like the Third Reich, we must remember: this can never happen again.

By Andy on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 10:40 am:

Hi micky! I think ill take the "plain fuck off" option because i cannot be bothered to compromise with a shite talking bigot like you!

By The Occifer on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

I can't get fucking MSN Messenger to work with my new server. It's a pity. I was just about to change my name to 'Haggard Hermaphrodite With Herpes' to celebrate my return to the MSN fold, but alas I cant use it. I just rang up the Technical Support phone number at 11pm and got some drugged-down weasel who I spoke to the other day. "Hello Mr Hunter," he said. "How the fuck do you know who I am?" I didnt say. "Oh, you remember me?" I did say. "Yes," he intoned. "I remember you." He sounded uncannily like HAL, the master computer from 2001 A Space Oddysey, only with less human emotion. "We don't support MSN, Mr Hunter," he said, as simple and unapologetic as that. A 5 second silence ensued. "How can I help you, Mr Hunter? How can I help you, Mr Hunter? Mr Hunter? I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong, Mr Hunter."

By *KITTEN IN A TOP HAT!* on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 06:47 am:

Hey gang,sorry I havent posted in so long but its just been a crazy,busy couple off days for me in my life!!!Yesterday I was waring my TOP HAT around the shopping mall withh Derek (my boyfriend) and i had on a black,tight top realy cute like the white one in my PIX u have seen hehe.. But OMG b4 I foget!!! Derek (my b/f) spottted some crazy,cool white formal gloves in shopwindow on 1 of these funny plastic model guys in a fancy suit for 10 pounds and he buyed them for me hehe, so nice of him hey!!! I put them on straightway hehe, with my TOP HAT they look so crazy!
Lotsa peeps were smiling at me hehe,so it was so gr8. *SEXPOT!* LOL J/K! I'm just a crazy,happy girl havin a good time!! I'm gonna wear them all the time hehe

*ANGIE!*

By oldie on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 06:29 pm:

Learn from my experience, Angie - dont wear them when you're doing the dishes.

By Nittaya on Saturday, August 18, 2001 - 02:28 pm:

so... is joe back? joe ian joe JOE?