who's a skank ass bitch

By BakeSoda on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 03:46 pm:

And more importantly, what's a skank ass bitch ?

By hugs and kisses on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 04:54 pm:

skank ass bitch is kinda like a bitch ass hoe but skanks are usually more nasty in all aspects

By Big Brett on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 10:24 pm:

Lets liven this topic up with a sexy picture for the birds, hahahaboomboom. This is me in action last year in Coventry! Calm down ladies.
We're using this for the cover of our live album of which we'll be making about 8 copies, hahaha, our most yet, I dont think we'll sell out so many copies though.

By Lucky on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 08:18 am:

Why is he sniffing his pits?

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

He was just making sure that the GROSS, FOUL STENCH on the stage (which wuz actually coming straight outta BRETT'S ARSE of course) wasnt coming from him, yeah. Nice one, nice one.
Ya not such a bad bird after all Lucky. Sorry to get in ya bad books like I did a while ago, yeah. Sorry luv, hope u dont hold it against me anyroad.

By indigo on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 09:37 pm:

my god Brett - you're wearing trousers!

By Big Brett on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 10:22 pm:

Sorry indigo, I'll try and find another one of me in shorts, hahaboomboom! The wonder of scanners.
*sniffs armpits* there's a stench in here, wait, I recognise that smell, BULLSHIT! Micky must have spoken. Hard luck Micky, Lucky is on my side!

By Big Brett on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 11:23 pm:

Just been talking to sasha on blurchat too, she's a top girl and she also hates Micky so we slagged him off all night HAHAHABOOMBOOM
Someone with the handle Micky Maybrick came in too but I dont believe that was the real Micky because Micky wouldn't have the guts to take me on head to head, hahaha
He's just a big soft lad.

By nathallie on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 10:29 pm:

you know, bretty (and i don't mean to be rude or insultive at all), it can be surprising how good-looking some people are once they lose their over-fatness, i.e. in June's issue of Men's Health (best magazine EVER!!!), this guy goes down to 200 pounds, and the change is amazing...

in short, i quite agree with angie - if you really tried, you COULD actually be quite a physically attractive young man...
(scary to some, i know - but take a look at those mag pics, kenz...)

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 08:32 am:

Well I dunno if Brett 'COULD actually be quite a physically attractive young man' like you say Nat (cuz I'm a bloke and blokes dont look at other blokes ever, ya know) anyroad I dunno if he could be quite an attractive young man like you say, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT RIGHT NOW HE *IS* A BIG, FAT, UGLY, STINKING, THICK, MORONIC DUMBARSE WHO'S JUST ASKING FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEATING FROM YOURS TRULY HERE.
I'm having a few pints down my pub yeah, a thick, loud c*unt like you busts through the door yeah, disturbing the peace yeah, what do you expect me to do? Hahaha. Come down Exeter way soon Bretty, yeah. Nice one m8, nice one.

MICKY

By Big Brett on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 09:41 pm:

HAHAHABOOMBOOM!
If I can crashing through the doors of your local you'd be hiding under the pool table while I chat up your barmaids believe me, haha.
And I'd probably recognise you because you'd be the half-pint wuss unconcious in the corner with all his "mates" laughing at him, hahahaboomboom!

BRETT!

By Micky {The Lad} on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 06:13 am:

I FUCKING WISH THAT U LIVED IN EXETER TOO, U LITTLE SOFT LAD, CUZ THAT WAY WE COULD HAVE PUB FIGHTS EVERY WEEKEND AND WE COULD SORT THIS OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL, YEAH. THUMP, WHACK, BANG. BRETTY GOES DOWN ONCE AGAIN. *POOR TUBBY LAD* IF WE WUZ HAVING TOP GRADE VIOLENT FIGHTS EVERY WEEKEND ROUND HERE M8, ALL THE LOCAL LADS WOULD START CALLING U "VAN GOUGH" CUZ YOU'D BE SPENDING ALL YER TIME ON THE CANVAS AFTER I KNOCK U THERE. NICE ONE, NICE ONE. YER FUCKING LUCKY U AINT NEAR ME RIGHT NOW M8. I'M NOT IN A TOLERENT MOOD.

By a non petty limey on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 07:34 pm:

ha haha hahaha i interupted you two waving your dicks at each other....and what the fuck does all of this have to do with blur

By minako on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 04:55 am:

whats a limey

By indigo on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 11:33 am:

what americans call people from britain in war films.

By Kyle on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 08:25 pm:

And in Steve Soderbergh's 'The Limey'.