What's that? You want to hear my favourite domestic item exploding moment? Well last night Joe and this bloke Phil set alight to my old ironing board, using oil and Savlon to assist the flames. Then they put a can of Lynx on it. As I entered my kitchen I saw everyone looking out of the window. There was a big stylee explosion! This was fun. However this morning I realised that this explosion had destroyed my parents washing line thingumy. They're back from holiday tomorrow! How much do washing lines cost? I'm guessing around £25 and anything more than £30 is daylight robbery. If I replace this however, I'm sure my parents will overlook the whole ex-plosy-ion thing. I hope.
Any other exploding domestic item stories, Copers?

By Joe on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 10:38 pm:

Ha. It really was fantastic. I wouldn't have done THAT when I was fifteen...i feel better now.

By sarah on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 05:57 pm:

wow you guyz are just so darn crazee.
is it one of those free-standing washing lines that looks a bit like a tree? if so, how could you?!

By Ian on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 08:36 pm:

Yes, it was a rotary dressing line. I got a replacement for £22. And my parents thought it was fucking hilarious. And they were getting a new line anyway. But now I've paid for a new one.

By Dave Hedgehog on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 05:50 am:

I've burnt stuff

By BIG BRETT on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 10:33 pm:

BURN MOTHER FUCKER!
BURN MOTHER FUCKER!
BURN MOTHER FUCKER!
BURN BURN BURN!!!!
THATS WHAT I SHOUTED IN MY HAPPY YOUTHOOD AT THE AGE OF 12 WHILST BURNING DOWN ASIANS HOUSES!

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:42 pm:

Yeah!

By Jeremy Steel on Thursday, November 2, 2000 - 05:59 pm:

No!

By haha on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 10:30 pm:

you shouldnt burn things bad for the oxygen

By zippy on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 06:07 am:

*burns haha*