Hello, I think it would help if we re-created this topic again since most people here are new. I've just been reading a few of your topics and nearly burst into tears laughing. So please describe yourself and it would help to introduce new people to the site and let them know a bit more about you such as:
Name, sex, age, location, favourite bands, height, weight, cock size etc.
Thankyou very much (esp. the coping birds)
Luv,
Mic, i mean, coping cencus man (my delete key doesn't work)

By ooh lookie ma, i'm #2! on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 12:16 am:

hm, i'll answer oh so very proper, since it'll probably more than likely be one of the few such kinds...
name: Nathallie/Nittaya (obviously female), Canada
bands: blur, pulp, placebo, ash, primal scream (currently listening to a lot of dashboard confessional; also like weezer, elastica, etc.)

about 168 cm, 50 kg, and i'm not aware of any cock ownership yet...

oh well, have a great day everyone!
love, nat.

By Paige on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 04:59 am:

I'll go with you on that one Nathallie.

Name: Paige Brienne Wallis
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Location: Andover, Minnesota
Bands: I really don't have that kind of time. Do you? haha
Height: 5'6
Weight: 133 Ibs.
And the last part doesn't apply to me. : )

By Joe on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 02:19 pm:

Hello kids! Wow, I am having so much fun. No really. Whenever Blur disappear, so do the copers. But I'm back with a vengance, possibly.

Name: Joe

Sex: I'll resist the temptation to write yes please. Male, although my favourite sex would have to be the female. They just get better clothes, don't they?

AGE: 18! SIR!

Height: Quite short. Annoyingly short. I
feel...too short, in short. Well, 5'6" anyway.

Bands: Blur, Pulp, Beck, Bowie (although he isn't a band...but he has a band. Oh forget it), Ash, JJ72, Soulwax, Primal Scream, oh there's so many! I really like Divine Comedy at the moment too.

Favourite Gig: Hmmm...possibly the Blur singles night, possibly Bowie at Glastonbury...tricky one, shouldn't have posed it to myself really. I regret it now.

First Coping Experience: I wrote something about maths and a pie and badgers, or something. Ask
Ian...oh, he's left too.

Weight: Not a lot...haven't got a clue really.

Best Coping Friends: Lucky, Nat, Stav and Ian, none of which really bother coming any more (apart from you nat of course.) And who could leave out that wonderful gentleman Brett! Me, that's who.

Cock Size: Slightly larger than my hens, although I attribute that to that red spiky bit on his head, and the fact that he steals all the grain.

By Brett on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 02:36 pm:

Name: (Big) Brett Donald Ingham
Sex: M
Age: 17 and im 18 next month
Height: 6ft 5 and a half
Bands: Blur, Metalica, Oasis, Mighty mighty bosstones, Reel big fish, Iron maiden, Limp bizkit, Mansun
First coping experience: getting into an arguement with somebody. cant remember who it woz tho
Weight: r u taking the piss? i was about 18st(250lbs) last time i weighed myself bout a yr ago. i think ive lost weight tho
Best coping friends: none of you, you all suck. joking! ian, dave hedgehog, andy1, and all the coping birds who like me better than micky (about all of them)
cock size: i have a pet cockhen whos about 15" long and a pet dog, a pet cat and a goldfish
BIG BRETT HAS SPOKEN!

By Kenzie on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 04:14 pm:

Jeez... I feel old. Oh well

Name: Mackenzie Lynn Burkhammer
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Height: 5'5"
Weight: Nothing like Paige. haha
First coping Experience: I have no idea. It was like 2 years ago. I think I responded to something Skroo said.
Bands: I'm too lazy to type all of that out at the moment.
Coping Friends: Paige, Ryan, Caramel (when she's here!) Simon (My significant other), And well, anyone who wants to be MY friend basically.
Cock size: NA, I could tell you about Simon's but I don't think he'd appreciate it. haha!

By Cazza on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

Name> Caroline Maria Forss

Sex> Female

Age> 17

Location> Stockholm, Sweden.

Height> Ehm 176cm I think.

Weight> Too much! haha!

Bands> Radiohead, Blur, Soundtrack of Our Lives, Beck, Silverbullit, Refused, Smashing Pumkins, Broder Daniel, Suede, Oasis, Placebo, Belle & Sebastian, Sigur Ros, Muse, Coldplay, Bob Hund, Håkan Hellström, Nirvana... Ehm and loadsa others, ok?

First coping expirience> I can't remember that!

3 words that describes myself> paranoid, confused, cute ;)

By indigo on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 06:14 pm:

Name> should I tell you? I've been posting on here for about 3 years now without giving away my name... is the time right? Oh sod it, my name is (fanfare, dooddoodooo)
Roberta! (you see why I prefer Indigo?)
Fave bands/gigs - almost exactly the same as Joe, weirdly.
height - unknown
weight - unknown
location - Marlow, Bucks, England, UK

By Si on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 07:20 pm:

Name: Simon Lee Gibson
Sex: Male
Age: 20 on Saturday
Height: 5'11" ish
Weight: Less than average for my height/age
First coping Experience: Probably posted a message. It was 4/5 years ago damnit.
Bands: Right now MBV/Kent/Travis/Bluetones
Coping Friends: Kenzie (love), Paige (I guess - even though she has an unhealthy obsession with embarassing me), Luvs, Sunny, Skroo, Cam, Cox, Carly, Sam, Cassy, Sarah, Caramel and more, but they come to mind.
Cock size: Cocks eyes? I wish I hadn't had those chaffinch brains.. and those wren's livers were a strain. (Monty Python ref for those unaware). Seriously - I've had no complaints.

By th_jgglr on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 07:45 pm:

Name: Luke Burrage
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Location: Scarbugger
Height: 6'1"
Weight: I have a slim build
First coping Experience: Not as good as my second
Bands: Atomic Kitten, Steps, Hearsay, 5ive, Westlife. I hate all of these.
Coping Friends: Friends? I'm not friends with anyone here. I only look at this board because I have unlimited internet time and have looked at every other website on the net.
Cock size: see relavent topic
How long ago I last had sex: 2 months ish

By evil_eye on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 07:56 pm:

Name:Sean
sex:lots...hmm too obvious...(male)
age:20 (just the other day)
location:london
weight:skinny fit...damn ....
bands:steps, britney, duran duran, a1...etc....well maybe not...but hmm...who knows..
cock size:you what?!!....*ahem...big.....*...
"and god is empty...just like me..."

By nittaya on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 08:37 pm:

ah, i forgot my age: 16

aw joe, i never knew you were short - well, same height as brian molko (mm, sexy bastard - think positive!). wow. now i miss lucky - she didn't leave too long ago though...

first coping experience? i can't remember... i think i just read for a bit before i started posting. never really got noticed i think (damn plain me)

oh well, have a great day anyone!
love, nat.

By nat on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 08:42 pm:

funny, i actually meant "everyone"

By sigh. me again. on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 10:38 pm:

oh yeah, joe - you forgot the super furries...

By Arresting Occifer on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 03:24 am:

Name : Quintal Hunter
Sex : Male
Location : Australia
Height : 6 foot 2
Weight : 85 kilograms
First Coping experience : I playfully accused Joe or Ian or somebody of being racist for starting the "What's the best line you've used to get one over a hip-hop fan" or something.
Bands : Blur, The Dandy Warhols, REM, Resin Dogs, amongst others. Oh yeah, Me Me Me. And how could I forget The Roulettes? I couldn't.
Cock size : Although applicable, I choose to hide my light under a bushel for fear of being out-extended by Big Brett or Micky or someone.

By *ANGIE!* Lilest Kittie on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 11:17 pm:

Hello copers hehe! This is my *little* introduction for u all! Ready mister music hehe

1. NAME- ANGELA MAVIS TIFFANIE O'CONNOR

2. AGE- EIGHTEEN!

3. SEX - hehe..

4. LOCATION- EXTETER, ENGLAND.

5. HEIGHT- 5'6 inches

6. WEIGHT- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUSTER!!!

7. COCK SIZE- I like em big hehe, AND HANDSOME!!

8. BANDS- Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Blondie, Blur (I'm a massive blur fan) Oasis, Cindi Lauper, Shampoo, ASH, Stereophonics, All Saints and heapz of others that I cant reemember right now hehe

9. BAD HABITS- NONE!!!

10. HOBBIES- umm, Aerobics, Pump, shopping, chatting hehe

11. FIRST COPING EXPERIENCE- hehe I followed Micky here once hehe. I checked his History on his computer and found lots of porn sites and Hotmail and Coping, so I showed up here and gave him a FRIGHT!! hehe Now I've met lots of hot guyz so I dont think I'll be going anywhere fast!!!

By caramel on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 06:50 am:

Name: Here,I'ts Caramel. But you can call me Sara.
Age: 23
Location: Australia
Height: Im short!
Weight: I'm under what I should be for my age.
Bands: Well, Blur of course. I also like Powderfinger, You am I, Madness and there are others but I cant think of them right now.
My Blurry friends: Kenz, Simon, Sarah, Shaunee, Cassy, Shifty,...there are others as well but those come to mind..
My words of advice: Live life happily and be greatful.

Have a great weekend all! Have a great birthday, Simon. :o)

By OutOfOrder on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 12:11 pm:

HELLO!

Im OutOfOrder or Liam as my real name goes
AGE:19, but 20 in about a month.
Im about 6ft tall
Location.England-Nottinghamshire is my home but Scarborough is where Im at Uni.
Bands-Blur.Oasis,OCS,Limp Bizkit,Eminem, erm loads of cheesy stuff like 80s music which is cool.And some dance.

Im at Uni now, the weather is nice, doen my last essay and things are going well.

P.S. I can't spell very well and type very well either.

By kacy on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 03:39 pm:

Hmmm, I really do feel old.

name: kate

age: 21 in a few days

height: 5 feet nine inches or thereabouts..

weight: either more than you or less than you,
what of it?

bands: bands i'm in or bands i like? ;-) Well I am the lead singer and guitarist of Air Traffic Control, we don't have a record out yet but when we do...just wait...we're gonna be HUGE! yeah. As for stuff I like, blur obviously, also idlewild, the dandy warhols, kenickie, elastica, the divine comedy, sleater-kinney, the clientele, and most 77-79 punk stuff (x ray spex, wire, sex pistols etc)and oh, i really quite like(d) sleeper too.

first coping experience: I really don't remember. I think I started coming here in 97. Much has transpired since then...I've only ever started one topic, and I think it was "what blur song would you have liked to see a video for, and what would it be like?" It didn't take off very well. I've been here long enough to have seen the ORIGINAL "blur look like they'd smell like milk" topic, and other charming things like "blur sex fantasies." Great fun.

By indigo on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

ah kacy, were'nt those topics great... i may start a topic about this fan fiction site in Q where someone has in fact written out their blur fantasies (between damon and graham if you're interested!)

By St*Rsh*PeD on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 07:15 pm:

Looks like it's my turn..

ok then,

NAME: Jenna
SEX: Female
AGE: 17 soon to be 18
WEIGHT: dunno
HEIGHT: does "tall" count?
FAVE BANDS: Blur, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Hefner, Belle and Sebastien,Madness, Frank Zappa, Clinic
FIRST COPING EXPERIENCE: Being verbally abused by an obvious Blur hater in the chat room (remember the chat room? Ahhhh, those were the days)
LOCATION: Glasgow (Aye!)

Anyway, hope that'll do.

By Lucky on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 07:29 pm:

Oooo that sounds foul. Hello I'm back.

Name: sam
Sex: female
Age: 15... UNTIL NEXT MONTH!!!
Weight: yes please. Oh, oops... wrong one.
Bands: Guitar player in a yet-to-be-named band. Fave bands- Blur, Radiohead, that stuff...
Height: 5'7"
First coping experience: I think it was adding an "And they all died" post to the coping on-going story, only to be thwarted by something like a "but then he woke up and it was all a dream" post. Damn! Those stories were pretty funny actually...

By Lucky on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 07:30 pm:

Are ALL copers born during the months of may and june????

By schmee on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 01:36 am:

Name:Rachel
Sex:F
Age 16
Weight:145lbs. give or take
Height 5'11"
Fav bands:weezer, smashing pumpkins, pulp, blur, nimrod lev, dispatch, incubus, anti-flag,ben folds five, all songs from broadway musicals, creedence clearwater, underworld, the verve...sooo many
Location: Arizona!!!The best state in the USA!!!!!!-If you can believe there are actually blur fans here!

By Carmelita on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 02:35 am:

Name: Carmelita
Sex: Female
Age: Born in November
Weight: 85 pounds of solid muscle plus some other stuff
Height: 5'5"
Fave Bands: Blur, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Verve, Al Green, Nick Lowe, Glenn Miller, Stevie Nicks, The Replacements, Beach Boys, Frank Sinatra, Bowie, Dylan, Stone Roses, Supergrass, etc. etc. etc.
Location: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba this is Planet Earth

By Joe on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

I have to say that I am catergorically NOT a juner or a mayer. I'm an Octoberererer.

yeah, I did forget SFA nat, but then I've never bought an album, just taped them off Stav.

HOW ANNOYING IS IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY FEEL OLD? YOU'RE ONLY 20 FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN!

By indigo on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 01:06 pm:

hey, i'm a Marcher!

By Lucky on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 01:19 pm:

Foiled again.

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 02:03 pm:

Hi birds, Micky here.

Name- Michael H. Maybrick
Age- 20
Sex- 250% PURE MAN
Height- 6 foot
Weight- 71kg of raw beef (157 pounds 4 u American birds)
Location- Exeter (100% PURE BRITISH BEEF HERE!!)
Interests- umm, footy, shaggin, fighting LOL.
Goals scored- 342 since I started as a youngster in U/8's. Scored 23 last season yeah.
Premierships- I won 4 premierships and won player of the match in the final last year eh. Angie wuz so proud of me that she gave me a blow job behind the corner flag.. Awww, happy days yeah? Our team isnt doing half as good this season.
Birds shagged- haw haw. Ran out of fingers and toes when I was 13.
First Coping experience- dunno. I think I started a topic called HELLO TO ALL THE COPING BIRDS YEAH that got deleted cuz it was too saucy by that fucking Si who doesnt do what he's told eh

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

Shit eh, forgot a couple of topics yeah.
MEAT & TWO VEG SIZE- big enough to make you yelp, dont u worry about that, ladies. Fuck yeah
FAVE BANDS- Sex Pistols (NEVER MIND THE BOLLOX, HERE'S THE SEX PISTOLS!) The Jam, The Clash (GIVE EM ENOUGH ROPE), Nirvana, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails (I WANT TO FUCK U LIKE AN ANIMAL is kinda like my theme song, yeah) Oasis and Blur I guess, but i reckon Oasis are a bit better than the blur, no offence or nothing, just the way it is.
HOW LONG AGO I HAD SEX- 2 hours.
HOW LONG AGO I SCORED A GOAL- 6 days.
(getting itchy on both those fronts)

Awright, I reckon that will have to do. Gotta nip down to the pub in a few minutes yeah.
Luv,
Micky {Lad}

By *ANGIE!* on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 09:11 pm:

IN OTHER WORDS MICKYS A GREAT BIG DICKHEAD AND UNLIKE HIS STUPID REMARKS IM NOT CRAZY, RIGHT PPLE? HEHE.
I LUV U BRETT!! WHERE DO U LIVE? EMAIL ME ANYTIME, OK?

By nathallie on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 05:32 am:

yeah lucky, october 20th is my lovely day... (but my mum's a may-er...)

By evil_eye on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 10:08 am:

i'm an april-er...anymore april-ers here?

By Kenzie on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 03:00 pm:

My birthday is in March.

By Lucky on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 04:08 pm:

You lot just LOVE walking all over me don't you?!

By St*Rsh*PeD on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 04:14 pm:

I'm an October-er.

By Lucky on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 04:28 pm:

STOP!! STOP!!

By kacy on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 04:02 am:

Ah, once again I annoy dear Joe, unintentionally of course. I did not mean I felt old in the scheme of things but COMPARATIVELY old, as in older than a lot of people here. But it's OK, I wasn't really complaining. Being older is actually an advantage.
I'm a may-er, Lucky, but being an intelligent being you would have figured that out by my last post. But I had to make you feel better.

By Lucky on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 06:21 pm:

Ifanku!

By nittaya on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 11:22 pm:

micky, you fuckin man whore. that's disgusting (even if it might be over-exaggerated prepubescent exploits). feel sorry for any poor creature that ever falls in love with you...

By indigo on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

yeah, but it is right to pity the blind?

By Joe on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

Me and Mickey have been in a relationship for nearly three months now. While I crave attention of any sort, your pity falls upon deaf ears. Mickey and I are very happy, and if you seek to split up our joy then I can only wish harm and early death upon you.

Mickey 4 Joe 4 eva.

By nittaya on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 08:43 pm:

NOOOOOOOO! not joe!!!!! (btw, how long did micky & angie go out for?)

haha, just like the beaf, eh? DISEASED!

By BRETT on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:09 pm:

HAHAHABOOMBOOM! EVEN THOUGH JOE DOES SURPRISE ME CUZ I THOUGHT HE WAS A PROPER LAD UNLIKE MICKY WHOS ALWAYS BEEN A "STRAIGHT LAD WANNABE" BUT HE'LL ALWAYS BE A SOFT POOF WHO CANT SCORE GOALS, HAHAHABOOMBOOM!

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:30 pm:

Yeah!

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 07:42 am:

Listen up Joe you bollocker, yeah. You and me in a relationship? YOU WANKING OVER MY PIX EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS DOESNT CONSTITUTE A "RELATIONSHIP". What a soft lad. What a laff. Its awright cuz I understand that I'm pretty sexy and all that, but I'm not a puffy faggot, so just fuck off. As for LITTLE BISEXUAL BRETT here, well his messages from the past week seem pretty confused and fucked up- he'd be a perfect match for ANGIE. Two schizos under the one roof. Anyroad we're plainly dealing with a moronic cretin wif an IQ of imbecile proportions so I aint even gunna bother insulting him cuz he probably wouldnt get it. BIG CHUBBY, SOFT LAD. WOBBLE WOBBLE, M8.

By Lucky on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 08:18 am:

Congratulations Joe I'm very happy for you.

By indigo on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 08:06 pm:

will it just be the simple registry office for you two then?

By Brett on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 10:22 pm:

Hahaboomboom! you aint even got the brains to insult me you soft little lad. Your as sh*t with your brain as you are with your d*ck, I find it pretty unbelievable that Angie ever went out with you. There must be a severe shortage of decent lads in Exeter, maybe they should import some proper cool Yorkshiremen like me down there to see to all the nice Exeter birds. oh yes! now leave your poof fantasies to yourself mickey you queer!

By pink handbag on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 12:40 am:

oooooohhhhhhh, bretty