Right. I do know that this is probably one of the most pathetic coversations ever, but who on blur chat would be who in blur?

I know I would be Dave. He seems pretty boring. And he's ginger.

By cazza on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 12:49 pm:

you forgot to say why those ppl think anyone would be anyone in blur...

I think Maddy would be Graham. I've told her why. it's kinda hard to explain but they both plays the guitar and they have glasses..and graham was/is a veggie.. they both like hardcore (um, I'm talking about music) and they borh like art..

Chris would be Alex as they are both goodlooking and cool.
but Chris doesn't have black hair does he? lol

I dunno who I would be.

right, Maddy. kinda pathetic. but aren't we all?

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 12:58 pm:

Nah, the alex spot is taken!!!!!!! Cissi would be Alex. But she and Chris can be Alex together.

Sounds kinda funny doesn't it? Oh, nevermind my weird little messages.

By porcelain on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 12:59 pm:

Nah, Cissi is Cissi and Chris is Chris.
Clever...

By Anonymous on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:06 pm:

we luve your weird little messages Maddy so keep sending them please.
And I thought that Chris was Cissi and Cissi was Chris. hmm...
you've ruined the whole topic now by saying that Maddy! you started for fuck sake (with scottish accent)!!!
(do I have to mention that I've been awake since 05.00 this morning?) I want candy...NOW)

where were I?
was.
where was I?
um. sorry.

ok, I'll stop now before I say something (more) silly. and before Maddy kills ya.

By cazza on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:08 pm:

um. anonymous
hm...
it was me. ha.
oh yeah. before Maddy kills me, not you.
now, let us get the ROCK outta here.

By local scapegoat on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:09 pm:

I wouldn't mind being alex, of course i don't think I'd fit as alex.. but being a champane (how d''ya spell that btw?) drinking pop star is fine for me..

though I'm afraid he's mind is set on ease and mine seldom are..

he's good looking too..I *really* wouldn't mind being alex lol.. sex and champane and letting someone else do the real job.. I'm up for it lol

By local scapegoat on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:10 pm:

I'm waiting for a fucking answer gals!

By cazza on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:11 pm:

and I forgot to read.. um. say.. no type. or whatever.. your not pretty boring Maddy. not boring at all ,-O *yawns*

hehe..hmmmm....

By nathallie on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 03:15 pm:

does anyone else feel like everytime coping is made new it has lost some of its old charm and warmth? it's quite saddening - i used to love this place, and now i hardly ever feel like posting. though i'm partly to blame, since what have i done to resuscitate it? well, maybe i'll get more into it later....... sigh.
lots of love to my fellow copers,
nat.

By Eddy on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 03:30 pm:

I agree Nat.

I would be all of Blur, as I am very drunk.

I had one of those great nights out.

By cazza on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:42 pm:

a answer for what cissi?
y'know.. I can't answer u all the fucking time... tell me tomorrow in school what u want me to answer and then I can sanswer you after school..
hmm.... no.. don't.. whatever.
I'm fuking tired!
fucking.
and wo ho I'm in front of a computer again *sighs happily* [is there a word like that?].. but only for a while.. anyway being able to go online is the only way for me to feel peace and harmony.. hehe

hmm.. all in blur? right.. mr schizo is here...

By sarah on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 11:36 am:

i agree nat. i remember when there were about a hundred people who came to post and long discussions were had on what blur meant to us and world issues and personal stuff. okay, it's still cool and i look forward to reading all yer posts, but it's not the same... maybe it's symptomatic (good word, hey?) of blur's own inactivity and general lethargy.

however i'm probably just naturally nostalgic, which doesn't bode well for when i'm about eighty and will doubtless be pissing everyone off by going on about 'the good old days.'

But no, i must fight this nostalgia! the future WILL BE bright! up the revolution! actually last night i was reading an old diary from when i was 15 and honest, i would NEVER go back to being 15. 18's a hell of a lot better! anyone agree?

god, what am i rambling about??!!

By Eddy on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 02:42 pm:

Hands down, Old Coping was far better. But then again I am one for nostalga. Look at all the old friends that have dissapeared from here.

By cazza on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 08:22 pm:

your supposed to talk about who in blur you think you'd be.
NOT ABOUT THE OLD COPING *phew*
sorry ll!

By local scapegoat on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 09:31 pm:

cazza: you're patehtic and boring and in my way to complete harmony..

"y'know.. I can't answer u all the fucking time... "

what? you expect me to be offended by that?
*shakes head*

if that was your idea of an insult i advice you to think again..

btw, nostalgia is superb.

dreaming away in the past is much better than living in the present..
after all, reality is just an illusion caused by lack of alcohol..

By Lucky on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 08:48 am:

Yeah, I remember the old Coping. But I was several Anonymouses, and didn't come on as often.

Terribly sorry, Caz.

By Joe on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 12:03 pm:

Well we need a bit of controversy. That's what we need..................................................................................................can't think of any.

New Radiohead: Crap?
Live at the Budokan: Crap?

Does anyone remember that game Budokan where you were some sort of ninja and had to choose a weapon, there was a bo and nunchuks I seem to remember...

By Ian on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 12:21 pm:

Retro gaming memories! Top idea...a nice alternative to classic kids tv retro wank!
I am not familiar with Budokan...but I once had this shite as anything NES game called "Bayou Billy" which tried to combine beat-em-up action with light gun shooting and yes even driving. Now that was a shit shit game.

By Shaun Ryder on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 10:03 pm:

Suck ma saaaaaaaaaaaack! Suck it good! I always have lots of juice to spare

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Sunday, September 3, 2000 - 01:46 pm:

Ok, good. I see this topic has changed a bit. Thank you. I don't want to be remembered as the weird swedish chick who starts boring discussions all the time.

By local scapegoat on Sunday, September 3, 2000 - 09:56 pm:

too late maddy..

your wish is however noticed

I'll tell santa..

By BIG BRETT TOWNSHEND on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 09:50 pm:

WHO IS WHO?!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

By Joe on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 10:21 pm:

YEY! COULD IT BE? Tam disappears...but Bigg Brett comes back! And I think you know all too well who I am!

By Lucky on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 09:03 am:

Ha Ha, love it.

By porcelainfucfkingoceans on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 09:04 am:

I dunno, Biiiiiig Brett. Who the fuck are you then?

By indigo on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 09:41 am:

Who the fuck is Big brett? Any relation to (possibly the worst song ever) "Who is Jimmy ray?"
Anyone remember that?

Sorry, got caught up in the retro meories thing

By Eddy on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 01:36 pm:

In no way is "Jimmy Ray" retro. How did you get 8 "A's"

By sarah on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 06:20 pm:

or what about that song 'who the fuck is alice?', probably one of the greatest works of art of modern times hehehe.

By Dave Hedgehog on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 06:17 am:

I'm Dave Hedgehog

By Lucky on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 08:41 am:

Big Brett's not being mean. Hell, he's always like that.

By BIG BRETT on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 10:20 pm:

MEAN?! THATS A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT U WANKER! I AM JUST PLAIN FUCKING EVIL! I AM YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE SO I'D JUST SIT TIGHT AND PUT UP WITH ME AND STAY SAFE BECAUSE WHAT I SAY GOES!
OKAY!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT IAN THESE DAYS? DID HE GET BORED? IM NOT SURPRISED BY THESE TOPICS

By Lucky on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 05:51 am:

Ha Ha. Oh we missed you...

By porcelainfuckingoceans on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 07:13 am:

Yeah, it felt a bit empty when you weren't here Brett........

By fake on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 07:14 am:

i hate caps lock.

By cazza on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 07:14 am:

It didn't feel empty at all.

By fake on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 07:15 am:

i didn't care.

By indigo on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 08:28 pm:

If old games can be retro, then Jimmy Ray can be retro. It was pretty long ago - I was still buying Smash hits!
Hmmm, did it just get smaller in here?

By Ian on Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:21 pm:

Has anyone got "The Sims"? You basically have to guide a pretend household through everyday life. I have set up a new family- It is Blur in the future.
Dave has taken to wearing a journalist's hat, a pair of trousers and precious little else. He sleeps in the garden and is on a one man mission to become leader of the world!
Graham lost his memory in a walnut accident two summers previously and has forgotten all his guitar skills. Thus he is on a mission to remember the old magic and become a star once again.
Damon left Blur, demanding people to call him by his new name "Mr McNugget". He thought the public would love his bizarre mix of old fashioned cockney singalongs, Uk garage and running tapwater. They didn't. He lost everything he held dear. Graham and co. gave him refuge in their house. He has had rent-free accomidation for a year, but now Graham is demanding him to get a job.
Alex, suprisingly, has become the father figure of the Blur household. Whether its taking Dave to football practice or making sure that Graham has the right amount of crabmeat in his sandwiches Alex will be there for "his little guys". But recently he has started yearning for a member of the opposite sex who he can settle down with...

The more I play it, the more conceivable it becomes.

By BB on Monday, September 11, 2000 - 10:34 pm:

IF I WUS IN BLUR I WOULD BE ALEX BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY NASTY TO GRAHAM!

By Joe on Monday, September 11, 2000 - 10:48 pm:

Justine: In a bid to be more loveable, tubby Justine enjoys attaching an adder to her porky stomach which syphens off the fat into a large barrel. Lard loving Frischmann can't help drinking it though, so the grease goes back to the tummy, and so the process begins again.

By Lucky on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:55 pm:

That's disgusting.

Ha ha ha...

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:41 pm:

Yeah!

By Jeremy Steel on Thursday, November 2, 2000 - 05:57 pm:

No!

By blurry on Thursday, September 20, 2001 - 03:41 pm:

If I was in Blur , I would have to be Alex!. All he does is drink and smoke and act cool and of course play bass guitar Alex is the coolest!. But I wouldnt be mean to Graham!! *lol* .

By Nat on Saturday, September 22, 2001 - 10:42 pm:

Blurry, that's just 'cos you love Alex! I'd most likely be Graham, though I probably like the mid-90s Damon in the way you revere Alex. So I'm glad you wouldn't be mean to me.

By Anonymous on Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 10:18 pm:

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By BRETT on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 06:19 pm:

UP TO YOUR OLD TRICKS AGAIN ANONYMOUS!
GODSHITE!! PISS OFF!! RUN AWAY! BIG BRETT IS BACK!

By ikras on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 09:09 pm:

BIG BRETT?! BIG BRETT!!! MY HERO!

By St*Rsh*PeD on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 08:48 pm:

Ooooh, everyone seems to be mentioning the Coping of old, so I thought I'd appear out of the crazy blue and say "howdy". Long time no Coping. I apologise for my long and lengthy absence. How are we all doing? All chipper?

Well, enough of that shite, if I was a member of Blur, I'd have to be...ho hum...an unusual cross between Graham and Alex, except female. And Scottish. The Graham part of me plays guitar and is a bit insane. The Alex part of me? Well, there isn't one really, I just think Alex rocks. Oh to be like him! The crazy bastard that he is.

Does everyone post here that used to a couple of years back? Indigo, Bakesale, Chut, stereopop - all that mob? Oh how I've missed your terrific tales! Your amazing anecdotes, your mysterious musings. (You gotta love alliteration - makes everything sound sweeter don't you think?)

By Sarki on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 03:47 pm:

Who are you?
This is a local message-board for local people so beat it, you outsider!

By ikras on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:18 pm:

sarki, u dont know how badly i wanna fuck u. i know we r brothers and all, but come on man, just this once. come on man, let me do it 2 u hard. u know u'll love it...................

pleaze

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:25 pm:

Yeah!

By indigo on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 11:07 am:

Hey, I was wondering when TW would discover that band.

Hiya St*Rsh*PeD! That isn't a state of mind I'm often in, but I think that today I might very well be chipper.. strange. I just got back from V, and I'm all clean and shiny again - aren't hot showers nice?

By Sarki on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 07:23 pm:

You, clean? pffft! You are covered in the most vile, disgusting, wreched, smelly dirt that no soap can remove you trainee tramp student!

By Quintal on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:16 am:

Watch your back, Sarky. I've seen your ugly mug now and I'd be delighted to rub it sadistically into the gutter with an amount of vigour not seen in this world since your father got his only screw that night your mother was half-conscious whilst being dragged to hospital in a paddy wagon after a baad acid trip.

By fresh on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 10:37 am:

... but I think you forgot to mention that Sarki's parents were actually brother and sister.

By St*Rsh*PeD on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 06:39 pm:

Hey! I'll bloody "outsider" you! Been at this board for blinkin' ages - I've just been on a wee break, so shut it! Goddamn. Enough to make my blood boil that is. Oh the anger.

But, I'm not going to let it ruin my day. I shall think pleasant thoughts - kittens and the like. No, actually kittens are bastards... I was at the cat and dog home yesterday (out of sheer boredom) and one of the wee shites lunged out and grabbed my cardigan! Wouldn't let go! Can you believe the cheek of it? If there wasn't a worker there i would have booted the wee bastard. Another scratched my mates hand. Honestly - what's the cat world coming to? Next thing you know they'll be starting a war - bombing us and such. Trouble-making wee shits.

By Sarki on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:00 pm:

Starshaped - surely you could sense just a teeny bit of "sarcasm" in my last post? Even the name gives it away you silly bint. I've known you since about 1999 but you don't know me, hahaha.
Anyway, you incontinent, moose-louse, how's things? Are you still living in Luxembourg? Good on you for getting away from this shithole messageboard for a couple of years.
Haha, if you think you scare me Quintal you've got another thing coming. For one, you live stranded on the island of ex-cons where you belong and even if you did manage to escape you look like a woman and I'd kick your ass so hard you'd be flying back there again through the air!
ho ho ho, you do not mess with Sarki!
One final thing, I have an inkling this poll is obviously rigged! How the hell did belle get 180+ votes? Something stinks around here because I am the star round here and I always win the polls due to my ingenius skills political and campaigning excellence. Someone has been rigging things a bit, haven't they. Judging by the moderators always being pissed up these days it wont surprise me. You should have heard mandy last night!
At least we know Quintals score isn't fixed, though he's only got 24 which is quite low for him, ho ho ho!
Actually, 25 now! I just voted for you, fungus face! hahaha, you're in 3rd just behind me now and purely because you're an ugly mug, and not a super-star like me! You Sarki envying pubic louse!

By Sarkiiiiiiii on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:02 pm:

Oh, and btw, my handle is spelt SARKI with an I! you illiterate spaz.
SIR Sarki to you.

peasant

By Quintal on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 - 01:44 am:

Haw haw haw! That's the first I'd seen of this poll. I'd stopped voting in the poll pages after the UK Big Brother and Smiley shennanigans, so I was very surprised to see an Ugliest BlurChatter poll. And Sarki, I'm delighted and honoured to be sitting in fourth place behind you and ANGIE! But who the fuck is belle? Sarki, you deserve to win this poll. You are the star here, you deserve to win this poll. In fact I just voted for you, twat features!

By St*Rsh*PeD on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 - 06:15 pm:

Aaah dear sarki, I was fully aware that you were just being your lovely sarcastic self. Anyway, what's this Luxembourg nonsense? Scotland baby, Scotland! Bloody hell.