BLOODY HELL! I FACKING HATE CRYSTAL PALACE AND PORTSMOUTH. BLOODY DAMN STUPID SHITHEADED SOUTHERNERS!
BUT MOST OF ALL I HATE THE BARNSLEY B@STARDS! I MEAN. ITS FUCKIN OBVIOUS THEY THREW THE GAME AGAINST PORTSMOUTH SINCE PORTSMOUTH OF OBVIOUSLY TOO SHITE FOR DIVISION 1!
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO WATCH BLOODY DIVISION 2 FOOTBALL NEXT SEASON WHICH PISSES ME OFF SOMETHING BAD CONSIDERING WE SHOULD HAVE GOT TO THE PREMIERSHIP AND SHOULD NEVER HAVE SOLD MARCUS STEWART! ITS ALL STEVE BRUCE'S FAULT. I HOPE HE FAILS AT WIGAN BUT NOT BEFORE HE GETS A GOOD KICKING WHEN HE COMES BACK TO HUDDERSFIELD!
B@STARDS!!!

By Dave Hedgehog on Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 11:39 pm:

Never mind.

By Burnley fan on Monday, May 7, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

By Burnley fan on Monday, May 7, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

Join in the Dingles

By Joe on Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 01:37 pm:

I never rated the intelligence of Burnley fans.

And no, I know nothing about football.

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 09:31 am:

My old man has been busy painting a mass fuck off sign to hold up at the game on Sunday yeah. It's about as big as the front of our house yeah, and it says "DO US PROUD, LADS" eh.. I'm not sure what to think of this development yeah, I mean the sign might be good for team morale, but it sure is taking up a lot of paint that i wanted to use to paint my grandmas house for her 92nd birthday yeah. See I'm not such a bad lad, yeah. Dont listen to that Angie bitch eh, she's just a fucking nutter. Completely bonkers. She says she fell out of a tree when she wuz 6 which she says explains this bump she's got on one side of her head yeah, but I think it explains a helluva lot more than that. STOP RINGING MY PLACE BITCH. I keep getting disconnected from the internet.

By BRETT on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:52 pm:

SOD OFF MICKY! THIS IS *MY* TOPIC! NOT SOME FUCKIN BIRD PULLIN TOPIC LIKE ONE O YOURS WHERE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR SILLY SUNDAY FOOTBALL PUB LEAGUE WHICH TALENTLESS BEER BELLIES LIKE YERSELF PLAY IN! IM TALKING ABOUT *REAL* FOOTBALL. I DONT THINK I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE AN YOU DONT WANNA GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF ME EITHER! WATCH YOUR STEP SON DO YOU HEAR ME? GOOD
BTW, HERES A PICTURE FOR ALL THE LOVELY COPING BIRDS OF ME IN ACTION ON ME GUITAR LAST WEEK ONE OF ME GIGS

By Turnpike on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:03 pm:

Do you wear the same thing at every gig?

By Micky {The Lad} on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 08:22 pm:

"talentless beer bellies"? That's rich, coming from a bloke whose arse I could park my car in the shadow of. I wouldn't normally get personal like that either eh, I'm not like that, but you're starting to REALLY piss me off.

If yer gonna impersonate me with those wanky "YEAH" messages, at least have the brains to not post as yerself at almost exactly the same time, ya softhead.

By BRETT on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 10:51 pm:

OK! THATS IT! IVE GIVEN YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO APPOLOGISE FOR BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND I THINK ITS TIME YOU KNEW WHO WAS BOSS IN HERE! I IMPERSONATED YOU TO MAKE EVERYONE KNOW THAT YOU ARE "MICKY(THE SOFT LAD)" SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO THAT TAG COS I IS THE ONLY HARD LAD HERE! GOT IT? GOOD BOY. ALL THE COPING BIRDS ARE MINE! MY TERRIATORY! MY BIRDS!

By *ANGIE!* Lilest Kittie on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 11:03 pm:

Yeah u tell him BIG Brett!! And I'm sure you'd look allright if you kinda put on some trousers and have a haircut hehe.. Dont worry about anything that Micky says cuz he's really just a little punce hehe who is all bark no bite. YOU SHOULD SEE HIM RUNNING AWAY FROM MY BIG BROTHER IAN! Last weekend Ian came into our pub and Ricksy nudged Micky and said "hey, it's Angie's bro, mate" and Micky looked up from his beer, dropped it all over his shoes, then took off like a scaredy cat OUT THE BACK DOOR hehe!!! Micky runs like his pants are on fire whenever he sees Ian hehe CUZ HE'S A SCARED, SOFT LAD!!!.
*ANGIE!*

By Brett on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

HAHAHAHA. IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME CUZ MICKY IS JUST 1 BIG PONCE WHO IS FRUSTRATED CUZ HE CANT GET A SHAG OR SCORE A GOAL! OH YEAH! HAHABOOMBOOM!
AND ID PUT ON TROUSERS AND CUT MY HAIR FOR U ANGIE ANYDAY. ILL SHOW YOU A REAL MAN WHICH YOU NEVER SAW IN DICKY MICKY
HERES A MORE RECENT PHOTO OF ME BRINGING STRIPY SHORTS AND LONGISH HAIR BACK INTO FASSION



I am the one on your left btw

By Brett on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 10:54 pm:

HAHAHAHA. IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME CUZ MICKY IS JUST 1 BIG PONCE WHO IS FRUSTRATED CUZ HE CANT GET A SHAG OR SCORE A GOAL! OH YEAH! HAHABOOMBOOM!
AND ID PUT ON TROUSERS AND CUT MY HAIR FOR U ANGIE ANYDAY. ILL SHOW YOU A REAL MAN WHICH YOU NEVER SAW IN DICKY MICKY
HERES A MORE RECENT PHOTO OF ME BRINGING STRIPY SHORTS AND LONGISH HAIR BACK INTO FASSION



I am the one on your left btw

By Brett on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 02:15 am:

Sorry I meant the one on your right! hehe. and look Micky, I really think you're a fantastic bloke and I intend to spend a great deal of time with you, if we can just make it up m8...I don't know why you do this to me... you're making me QUESTION myself! *blushes* but you've really got some kind of crazy charisma happening man... any way Micky, I'll be in touch. sorry again.

By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

Big Bisexual Brett? Who would've thought?

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:29 pm:

Yeah!