AND ITS GONNA BE A BIG BIG SHOW TONIGHT!
Watch out Rhinobollox you little shit cos im going after u! You dont know who you think your messin with! I rule this place so I think you should just stick a sock in your gob before you say something else you'll regret!
And ask for the rest of you! I'm back dudes if theres anyone left. Did you miss me? probably not.
Im a bit pissed now so I is going to bed and I'll probably forget about this and think its an imposter. goodnight
up the blur
BIG BRETT

By Kenzie on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 05:11 pm:

*sniffs brett from a safe distance* Now that can't be good.

By RHINOBOLLOX on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 06:54 pm:

BRING IT ON FAT BOY !!!!!!!!!

By Joe on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 07:46 pm:

Hello kids. Hello little Brett.

By Somebody and somebody else on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 08:15 am:

: May 7th is national masturbation day.
: LOL, says who?
: I don't know. It just says so on my
little calendar. LoL
: how are you going to celebrate that
day?
: I'm not sure yet. I'll think of something
fun and creative. :-)
: Yourself?
: I will donate some money to the
masturbation society, of course.
: isn't that what it's all about?
: Absolutely.
: Masturbation research is expensive.
We must all keep donating.
: so many cases...
: Maybe I'll celebrate May 7th by
making a video on my computer of myself
masturbating, then watching that video, and
masturbating to it.
: but you have to film yourself
masturbating to the video as well.
: LoL
: Recursive masturbation.
: but it's only "National" isn't it?
: that means I'm not included
: :-(
: :-(
: You can celebrate it anyways if you'd
like...
: Just like on St. Patty's day, everyone is
Irish...
: On Masturbation day, everyone is
American!
: ::pulling my gun out::
: don't move or I'll shoot!
: ::sneezing::
: Bless you! ::handing you a tissue::
: Thank you... ::taking the tissue, wiping
my nose with it::
: ::pointing the gun at you:: now get down
on the floor and masturbate!
: LOL!
: ::getting down on the floor::
: wait a minute... it's not May 7 dammit!
: ::realizing that Americans are the only ones that God gave the right to bear arms...::
: Hey... ::standing up::
: I'm American!
: Then you have to masturbate with me!
: Americans are chronic masturbators.
: Yes sir!